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It's free to listen to it when you open it. Damn, isn't this the audition by Xu Weikuan!
"Hey, you passed the audition, wait a minute..."
Xu Weikuan's mobile phone rang suddenly and interrupted Nangongyan's words. He didn't know what was said there, Xu Weikuan frowned and answered twice before hanging up.He got up and picked up his coat and put it on his arm and said to Nangong Yan: "There is an urgent matter at the company, I'm going first."
"Ah? Oh." Nangong Yan nodded stupidly, and saw Xu Weikuan's penguin message at the bottom right of the computer was actively beating, and moved the mouse to find that it was a friend request from three-layer pork belly.He hurriedly called out, "Well, the crew..."
"Huh?" Xu Weikuan came over and leaned over to glance at the computer, and patted Nangong Yan's head, "You help me with it."
"Oh." So, he is an authorized representative?So, is he going on the road of being Xu Weikuan's old godmother?
Nangong Yan looked at the closed bedroom door and at the little q on the computer, and suddenly felt a sense of time-travel as if the male protagonist is outside and the female protagonist is inside.Shivering, deeply embarrassed by this thought. ==b Nangong Yan calmly got up to take a glass of water, and moved her feet uncontrollably towards the balcony.
Downstairs in the dormitory, the man in the black windbreaker was walking to the car to open the door.As if sensing someone's gaze, the man suddenly looked up.Nangong Yan was so frightened that she didn't even have time to dodge sideways, she directly collided with the man's gaze, shaking the hand holding the water glass, the back of her hand was soaked with water without knowing it.
With a faint chuckle, the man handsomely gestured goodbye to a peeping person upstairs, then got in the car and left gracefully.
It wasn't until the black car was completely out of sight that Nangong Yan withdrew her glued gaze, then she reacted and wiped the watermark on the back of her hand, swallowing her saliva subconsciously, what the hell!It's enough to be so handsome, what the hell is he supposed to be so handsome!Lao Tzu's heart was almost shut down by electricity, right?Will it kill someone? 〒△〒
Moving back to the computer again, Nangong Yan clicked to agree to add three layers of pork belly friends.Then stared at Xu Weikuan's penguin page in a daze.
This penguin account was newly registered by Nangong Yan during the sound audition at noon, and it can be said that there is nothing in it.
Curling her lips, Nangong Yan added the penguin that she mixed with the network to Xu Weikuan's q account.Looking at the side-by-side portraits of Yan Yanyan and three-layer pork belly, Nangong Yan expressed her displeasure!Can't highlight how special he is in the heart of the owner of the Penguin at all!
Move your fingers, create a group, [Favorite People], put yourself in it, Nangong Yan stared at the name of this group and her own profile picture under it and smirked, um, it seems too ostentatious, Xu Weikuan will definitely make fun of him when he sees it You might even laugh at his self-indulgence... move your fingers again and change the group name to [Precious Items], um, this, it seems a lot more obscure...(⌒o⌒)
After creating another group [Garbage], and rudely throwing three layers of pork belly into it, Nangong Yan felt satisfied.Click to open the message box that has been actively beating.
Three layers of pork belly: attack the king and attack the king!
Three-layer pork belly: where is it?
Three-layer pork belly: thick and thick!
Three-layer pork belly: Uh... Gong~~~Jun~~~Sang~~~
Three-layer pork belly: Ou~~~Ba~~~Sang~~~
123: Huh?
Three-layer pork belly: ah ah ah ah ah!
Three layers of pork belly: Mr. Gongjun!The third master you match is super good! ( ̄﹣ ̄)
Three-layer Pork Belly: So... I sincerely invite you to join our crew! ★,:*:( ̄▽ ̄)/:*°★*
123: Yes.
Three-layer Pork Belly: Uh, that, actually Yinjia really wants to ask... (pick nose)
Three-layer Pork Belly: Gong Jun, is your id called 123?
Nangongyan looked at the question of the three-layer pork belly and then realized that when she applied for Xu Weikuan's number, she filled it in casually, basically based on the principle that the simpler the better... That's why the q name is so concise.
She wanted to call Xu Weikuan and ask him what name he should name his ID, but Nangong Yan hesitated when he thought that the other party was busy with something and now he was driving, and he should help him think of a name first.Uh, the hero he plays is called San Ye, so let’s just have the same name for now.
123: Third master.
Three-layer pork belly: huh?
Third Master: id Third Master.
Three-layer pork belly: wow wow wow, the name silly mom is so lazy~~
Three-layer pork belly: However, it is domineering enough, and Yin Jia likes it so much~~嘤咔咕~~(≧▽≦)/
Three-layer pork belly: Silly mother, this is the group number xxxxxx into the group of birds~~~( ̄ˇ ̄)
As soon as Nangong Yan joined the group wearing San Ye's vest, she was deeply shocked, (⊙⊙) the group name is really blinding --- are you in shape today?
Feeling distraught by Jiong, Nangong Yan clicked into the group with trembling hands.
Planning-Three-layer Pork Belly: Little Sperms! ! !
Planning-Three-layer Pork Belly: The main character Gongjun is haunting nearby~~★,:*:( ̄▽ ̄)/:*°★*...
Late Stage-6699: So, as sperm, can we go home?
Director-Yellow Dregs: Didn't we just get ejaculated, abandoned or something?
Dragon Suit Armor: Shot on the wall or something...
Suit B: Cum in the hand or something...
Dragon set C: Cum in Xiao Shoushou's ass or something...
Manager-cv Ghost: ⊙﹏⊙b Khan, your pillows are wet enough!Where is the integrity?
Planning-Three-layer Pork Belly: You unreliable sperm!
Planning-three-layer pork belly: By the way, are you still there, silly mother Gongjun?Are you there?
Manager-cv Ghost: Scared away by your vicious screen swiping?
Third Master-cv Third Master: I am here.
Late stage-6699: ヾ(≧O≦)〃Fall down!Gong Jun has a beautiful voice, I am your crippled man!
Late stage-6699: uh, it's a fan of brains
Director-Yellow Dregs: Pfft!Our calm late sister paper is not calm anymore!
Director-Yellow Drops: By the way, Gong Jun is very self-conscious, this name...is very domineering and sideways!
Dragon suit armor: (>﹏<.) ~Curiosity ing, the voice that makes the girl in the later stage is excited, I really want to see it
Planning-Three-layer Pork Belly: People who have listened to the audition tell you that Zun’s sound is super nice~~~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦
Planning-three-layer pork belly: Yinjia will listen to this to sleep tonight!
Manager-cv ghost: planner nympho does not explain
Manager-cv ghost: By the way, why did Gong Jun disappear again?
Late stage-6699: Didn't you see your own Xiaoshou, unhappy?
Late stage-6699: Call Liuli silly mother! ! (→→)
Dragon Suit Armor: Call Liuli Silly Mom! (→→)
Suit B: Call Liuli's silly mother! (→→)
Planning-Three-layer Pork Belly: (pick nose) Liuli is not here, go to class.
Director-Huang Luozha: Uh, is Gong Jun still there?
Third Master-cv Third Master: Yes.
Manager-cv Ghost: Gong Jun is a newcomer?
Third Master-cv Third Master: Yes.
Later stage-6699: ~>_<~Silly mom is so cold!
Director-yellow slag: I don’t know if there are milk teeth on the bed...(‵▽′)ψ
Long suit armor: A cold-tempered attack usually explodes in bed, turning the little shou to the chrysanthemum
Dragon suit B: (⊙?⊙) s tendency?
MB-cv light worry: Σ(°△°|||)︴ so scary!What are you talking about, people can't understand anything
Late stage-6699: Eggs silly mother! !
Director-Yellow Dregs: Is the chrysanthemum itchy upstairs?Pretending to be pure or something will be pressed on the bed by your stupid mother xo
Manager-cv Ghost: Pfft!egg silly mother
Dragon Suit Armor: Boo Boo, silly mother
Suit B: Puff puff puff, silly mother
Later stage-6699: ╥﹏╥... typo again!chop hands!
Planning-three-layer pork belly: the wrong type is good
Director-yellow slag: good +1 if you hit the wrong one
Dragon armor: good +10086
MB-cv is worried: ~>_<~ Hey, you bully Yin while Xianxian is not at home!
MB-cv is worried: ~>_<~ Hey, the earth is so scary, we are going back to Mars!
Planning-three-layer pork belly: Huh?The third master and silly mother disappeared again?
The question of the three-layer pork belly did not attract everyone's attention, and it was just drowned in the colorful fonts that frantically swiped the screen to moles Dan Xiaoshou.
Nangong Yan dived in satisfaction and then retreated. He kept pretending to be indifferent and said little because he was a fake wearing a vest. He was afraid that if he said too much, he would show his feet. The hot-eyed sister, Pork Belly, pulled off the vest along the network cable and discovered his true identity. body.
However, this crew is really too unrestrained!It is said that the crew of the pork belly has always been so out of morals, but even today Nangong Yan is still scared from time to time.Isn't such a blatant crew name afraid of being taken back to drink tea by the police uncle?
Sliding the mouse to flip through the list of drama groups, uh, the main actor is cv Liulibusu, and the other receivers are cv Dan Worry, cv Ghost, cv Lemon Bun, cv... what the hell!Why are there so many petties!Except for cv Dan worrying about having a partner in reality, the others are still hungry and single, your sister!
Throwing a high-quality man like Xu Weikuan, who is handsome, handsome, rich, powerful, and promising, into a pack of wolves, Nangong Yan gnawed at his fingers, no, no, no, absolutely no, Xu Weikuan will be abducted!After planning for a long time, he ended up making a wedding dress for someone else, how could this be possible! ! (>﹏<.) ~ woo woo woo...
Swiping the mouse, Nangong Yan thought about logging into her Penguin account.
Palace Master: Hello.
Three layers of pork belly: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Three layers of pork belly: Σ(°△°|||)︴Silly mom!
Three-layer pork belly: You actually took the initiative to hit me?
Three-layer pork belly: Did Mars hit the earth?
Three-layer pork belly: Is the silly mother possessed by aliens?
Palace Master: I said
Palace Master: Are there any extras in your play?
Three-layer pork belly: huh? @[email protected]
Three-layer pork belly: Is the silly mother going to play tricks?
Palace Master: Yes. o(* ̄︶ ̄*)o
Three layers of pork belly: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Three layers of pork belly: silly mom, has your computer been invaded by hackers?
Three layers of pork belly: Idiot mom wants to play tricks in the play?
Palace Master: Let’s talk about the key points
Three-layer Pork Belly: Uh, although Yinjia welcomes silly mothers to join
Three-layered Pork Belly: However, the first role that Yinjia gave to the silly mother was the main character Gongjun, so the other roles, including the extras, have all been settled, and even the dry voice of the preview has been handed in ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
Palace Master: Oh, forget it
Three-layer Pork Belly: Silly Mom, stay tuned!
Three-layer pork belly: How about I ask the screenwriter to revise the script and add a few lines for the silly mother n(*≧▽≦*)n
Palace Master: Uh, isn’t the script already written, isn’t that bad?
Three-layer pork belly: (clenching fists), I can do anything for the silly mother Yinjia
Palace Master: Forget it, no need
Three-layer pork belly: ahhh!
Three-layer Pork Belly: Yinjia remembered, there is another narrator
Three-layer pork belly: Do you want to pick it up? (≧ω≦)
Palace Master: Well, fine.
Three-layer pork belly: Well, right finger, why did the silly mother suddenly join the crew?
Three-layer Pork Belly: Although Yinjia is very happy and welcoming, but Su, there is always a deep weasel for chicken New Year's greetings
Three layers of pork belly: What is the conspiracy of the silly mother?Come on quickly! ╭(╯^╰)╮
Palace Master: Are you a chicken?
Three-layer pork belly: Tuyan!Silly mom avoids the topic!There are tricks!
Three-layer pork belly: Yinjia is not chicken, Yinjia is chicken.
Palace Master: ⊙﹏⊙b Khan, do you have that thing?
Three-layer pork belly: yes!
Palace Master: Σ(⊙▽⊙"a... I didn't expect that you not only have five sounds, but also organs
Three-layer pork belly: Huh, there are all kinds of silver horses!
Palace Master: So, does it have a long face?
Three layers of pork belly: Angry! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Three-layer pork belly: silly mother, you are so unfriendly, does your family know?
Palace Master: ( ̄ˇ ̄)
Three layers of pork belly: ╭(╯^╰)╮
Three-layer pork belly: the penis is amazing, the boys are protruding and long, the silver ones are just concave and long
Three layers of pork belly: (# ̄▽ ̄#)
Palace owner: jikgsjwgrhjklgf
Three layers of pork belly: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Three-layer pork belly: silly mother, are you swollen?
Palace Master: It’s okay, it’s just that the water was spilled
Three-layer pork belly: 咩呵呵~~~
Three layers of pork belly: Is the silly mother shot by Yinjia?
Palace Master: Please go back and recreate Chinese, mellow, see you!
Three layers of pork belly: no!Silly mother, why are you swollen? You can be ruthless with milk teeth, silly mother, don’t abandon the silver family... (┬_┬)
Nangongyan closed the dialog box and ignored Pork Belly's wailing and howling, and just about to close Xu Weikuan's q, she saw the new news.
Three layers of pork belly: San Ye silly mother, the script has been sent to your mailbox ≧▽≦
Three-layer pork belly: Please, silly mom, hurry up and finish the recording≧▽≦
Three-layer pork belly: we strive for easy delivery ≧▽≦
Nangong Yan closed the dialog box, thought for a while and sent Xu Weikuan a text message, telling him that the crew asked him to record the trailer quickly, but there was no reply.
After waiting foolishly for a while with her mobile phone, Nangong Yan got up and stretched, and decided to go to eat first to fill her stomach.As soon as he put on his coat and was about to go out, the bedroom door was pushed open.
"Yo, you also know that the dormitory is your home." Nangong Yan teased Xia Mo with a smile.
"I'm afraid you'll be as lonely as snow at night." Xia Mo sat slumped on the chair tiredly, and glanced at Nangong Yan, "Going to eat?"
"Hmm, why, you haven't eaten yet?"
"No."
"Your Brother Ang didn't even invite you to eat? You wouldn't do anything to scare him, would you?" Nangong Yan asked curiously, and moved closer to him in a gossip, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.
"I'm sorry to disappoint you. Their company has something to do, so they rushed over." Xia Mo said and glanced at Nangong Yan, "Where's the one you have a crush on? Did you not let him stay in the dormitory at night?"
"The one from your family has gone to the company."
Speaking of this, Nangong Yan felt a deep pain in the ass.
Xu Weikuan, Gu Ang, and Duan Shu are college alumni. They started a joint venture company during their college years. After they graduate, the company is gradually on the right track and has a trend of thriving newcomers in the industry.However, are the three of them really not going to bankrupt the company?Regarding this point, Nangong Yan insisted on a reserved attitude.
Let's just talk about the company's leadership positions, the president, general manager, and deputy general manager, these three important leadership positions are decided by a bet by these guys!Not to mention that these people are super lazy, it is basically commonplace to skip work, arrive late and leave early.It's also thanks to the fact that there are more female employees in their company who are nympho, plus these few people are tall, rich and handsome, who can tolerate their company's boss being so unreliable, working overtime without complaint, improving the company's performance and earning more money for these few people. A boss eating, drinking and having fun!
"Come on, let's have dinner together as a lonely family."
"Well, wait for me for a while, I'll change clothes." Xia Mo took care of a certain patient in the hospital yesterday, and only squatted on the side of the bed for a while in the morning, her body was so dirty that she died.
After Xia Mo changed her clothes, Nangongyan walked to the mirror and stood beside Xia Mo, looking at the two people who were about the same height in the mirror, she burst out laughing, "Hey, if you take this picture and upload it Weibo, our CP building will be as tall as the Eiffel Tower, will those cute and Xia CP girls be so excited that they will lose sleep?"
Xia Mo chuckled, "I think it's disillusionment, their silly mother Yan is actually a victim!"
"Hey, I'm attacking, okay!" Nangong Yan emphasized.
Xia Mo turned to look at Nangong Yan's face, shrugged, with a helpless expression, "I'm sorry, I've always been attacked by skin color, who made your skin whiter than mine."
"..." Nangong Yan hummed unconvinced, "Anyway, in the online distribution circle, I will attack you or suffer, hahaha."
Xia Mo rolled his eyes and complained: "Using the rope to pretend to attack, are you really interested?"
"Hey, it's all said to be pretending to attack. If I really attack, I still need to dress up!"
At the end of Xia, he was speechless, "Hurry up and find a little gong to take your fake gong away, so as not to let it out and harm other people's little shou." Thinking of this guy who has nothing to do on the Internet, he would just tease him a few words, or hook up with other xiaonen Shou mutilated, "Then, I'll give you another word, why bother molesting Xiao Shou."
Nangong Yan: "..."
He and Xia Mo are freshman students of the same major in the same university, and they also live in the same two-person dormitory.It was accidentally discovered that the other party also played online matchmaking, and then, the secrets were discovered one by one.
For example, both of them are homosexuals; for example, both of them are shou, the kind of pure zero; even more tragic, for example, both of them are still virgins!The only difference is that there is a bamboo horse at the end of Xia, which is Gu Ang.As the saying goes, JQ comes from a bamboo horse since ancient times, but there are exceptions to everything. No, this couple is the one that can be sung to sing and cry--the falling flowers, the intentional, the flowing water and the ruthless type.Fortunately, classmate Xia Mo is a patient and persevering child, and he bravely forges ahead on the road of breaking the bamboo horse.Nangong Yan felt that Gu Ang was not ruthless towards Xia Mo, so caring, caring and considerate, the two of them could achieve a positive result within just around the corner.
The more pitiful thing is myself, when will the single setting be lifted, this is still unknown! 〒▽〒
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After dinner, Nangong Yan continued to crawl on the Internet, logging into Weibo to watch gossip from all sides.
Pale and worrying V: Hahaha, someone is back from a business trip! ○(* ̄︶ ̄*)○The pot-packed meat made for me is delicious. [picture]. @cv salty eat radish
It's so windy and cold, and the lonely night is sleeping alone. The single student Nangongyan was stimulated when she saw the Weibo with the baby teeth blinking.Crackling on the keyboard to post a comment.
cv Yanyanyan V: Show love quickly! (︶︿︶)
Fan 23: Throw down the silly mother of Sanyan!Sanyan silly mother, are you jealous?
Fan 24: (⊙_⊙) The fierce curse of the baby teeth... Is the Palace Master lonely?
Fan 25: I make a wish, please give the palace master a big favor!
Fan 26: Uh.Why do I pay attention to Sanyan silly mother actually leaving such a Weibo under Dan Xiaoshou's Weibo, the meaning is very deep...( ̄. ̄)
Fan 27: So, can you make up for Sanyan's silly mother's crush on Dan Xiaoshou? ◎? ◎?Feeling flustered at the sight of your beloved little shou showing affection?
Fan 28: Oh no!Sanyan silly mother is the recipient of Pinellia!Support Yan Xia cp!
Fan 29: By the way, the salted egg cp shows affection, Sanyan will attract black people by saying that?
Fan 30: Sanyan is just jealous of our silly mother's love and happiness. She is single and can't see others living well!bad people!
Nangong Yan didn't see the message below. He and cv Dan Worry and his family's Xiao Gong and cv Salty Eating Carrots are good friends who have met since they first entered the online matching circle. Although they have never met each other before, their relationships are relatively messy The supporting circle is a friend that can last for so many years, and the three of them cherish this friendship very much.
After scrolling through Weibo again, Nangong Yan became angry!This is Chi Guoguo's provocation, isn't it!
Salty Eating Carrot V: Reply to @cv颜艳颜: No one deserves it more! (⌒o⌒)//cv Yan Yanyan: Show love quickly! (︶︿︶)
cv Yan Yan Yan V: (︶︿︶) = Convex!
Fan 2: O(∩_∩)O hahaha~
Fan 3: Salty silly mother gj!
Fan 4: The salty silly mother is mighty!
Fan 5: Domineering silly mother!
Fan 6: Two attacks duel, the stronger wins!Sanyan silly mother, you are too weak to attack the bird~~~laugh cry~~
Yellow dregs: ∑( ̄□ ̄;) What happened accidentally?Silly mom, are you lonely, help @半一天下
Fan 7: @Half Summer, your home attack is going to climb the wall!
Fan 8: @半秋夏天,Come and warm up the bed~~Xiao Gong is empty and lonely, hey!
Fan 9: Eating melon seeds, wait and see 3P~~
Fan 10: 3P!Puff puff!Miscellaneous type B blood, the blood tank is empty, come and donate blood!
Fan 11: Ask for a picture!Wait!
Half a Summer V: Are you recruiting gangsters again?Can't you stop for a day? =_="@cv Yan Yan Yan
cv Yan Yan Yan V: (╯︵╰) helpless physique M
Fan 1: Σ(°△°|||)︴!
Fan 2: The palace lord is indeed a strict wife (pick nose)
Fan 3: M physique... Sanyan Gong? (pick nose with two fingers)
Fan 4: Why are you so shamelessly cute?Small M attack? (picking nose with both hands)
Fan 5: I can't stop thinking about it... Sanyan's silly mother was handcuffed and tied to the bed, Banxia Xiaoshou was holding a whip... ahhh! ... cover your face and run~~
Fan 6: In a gloomy basement, Sanyan’s stupid mother is wearing a leather tights and kneeling on the ground, and Banxia Xiaoshou is beeping with a candle in her hand—…Puff!I can't do it, nosebleed bird~~
Three-layer pork belly: Hello Mr. M Physique Gong! See you in M Physique Attack Junzhai!Hahaha~~Silly mom is going to be spoiled by playing!Hahaha~~
Huang Luozha: I just want to say to the fans upstairs: You are too (gan) wretched (de) petty (piao) (liang)!
...
Nangong Yan was terrified by the unrestrained imagination of the girls, woo woo woo, the Internet is too pornographic and violent!The Sanyan silly mother who was spoiled by the game ran away with a limp waist and knees...
Subconsciously glance at the mobile phone next to the computer, how quiet it is!Nangong Yan curled her lips, Xu Weikuan, you should answer me!
I sent him a text message to inform the crew about it, but after waiting for a long time, there was no news. Damn you, did you receive it?How about giving him a call?No, no, absolutely not, in that case, I would be too proactive... Nangong Yan held his chin, feeling awkward. (>_<)
correct!Suddenly, he had an idea, anyway, Xu Weikuan doesn't have a Weibo, so he can apply for one for him!In this way, I finally found a reason to contact again, didn't I?
After the Weibo registration was completed, Nangong Yan couldn't wait to send another text message to Xu Weikuan, but in the end... nothing came of it!
Not in a good mood, even looking at the newly bought laptop, Nangong Yan shut the computer and climbed into bed, I want to sleep!
From being a sheep to counting dumplings and finally being bored to counting the pores on the mosquito net, Nangong Yan's eyes were blackened by her own insomnia, she was dizzy, and her mind was blurred.Hearing the phone ringing and reflexively picking it up, the voice was short of breath and frail: "Hello?"
There was a pause on the phone for a while before a chuckle came, "What's the matter?"
Well! !Nangong Yan was stunned, and looked at the caller ID of the mobile phone several times, for fear that it was an illusion caused by his own imagination, "Xu Weikuan?"
"Well," the man chuckled, "why is the voice so low? It's like the deficiency of Qi and blood after constipation."
your sister!Saying such ugly words in the middle of the night is not afraid of bumping into ghosts!
Nangong Yannu said, "You're the only one with constipation! You're the only one with two deficiencies! Your heart is deficient, your lungs are deficient, your liver is deficient, and your spleen is deficient!"
"Well, it's fine if the kidneys are not weak." Compared with someone's furious hair here, it can be said that the cloud over there is really calm and composed.Comparing the two, the attack and the attack are clear!
Convex!Shameless! "You're suffering from kidney deficiency! Your whole body is suffering!!" (╬ ̄dish ̄) Convex
"Huh? So angry? Dissatisfied with desire?"
"Fuck! You are the one who is dissatisfied with desires! Your whole family is dissatisfied with desires!" Nangong Yan blamed herself deeply after she rant, girl!What about temperament?What about demeanor?What about charm?They all drifted away with the wind, lingering and lingering, and walked to the end of the world together! 〒▽〒
Clearing her throat, Nangong Yan tried her best to remain calm, "Well, why are you calling me now!" Damn I've been waiting for your call for a long time!The flowers withered, the grass withered, and the sheep counted from Everest to the Alps!
"Huh? Waiting for my call?"
The corners of Nangong Yan's mouth twitched, he seemed to be able to see that bastard's frowning smile! "Don't think too much! I just said it casually! Do you understand the polite language!" Shit!I slipped my tongue just now, but I can't admit it!
"Oh! Your polite language... I quite like it."
I like your sister!Do you like it in just one sentence?How come you don’t like the fact that I’m such a good young man right in front of you!
"Hey, let me tell you," Nangong Yan took the initiative to change the subject, "Your company...doesn't matter. I saw you leave in a hurry this afternoon."
"It's okay, the three of us haven't been to the company for several days, and a hundred female employees are on strike!"
"Huh? Strike?" This is not a small matter! "Well, is it really all right?"
"What's the problem? It's just that I miss us so much after not seeing you for a few days, and I came up with such a bad idea to trick us back."
So...the strike or something...just because the female staff committed nympho and couldn't find the 'flower'?
Nangong Yan felt that the egg hurts even more, she completely refreshed his new outlook on life as a social rookie!Is this world already unreliable with deciduous teeth?The employee tricked the leader back to the company just to see the true face and make a nympho drooling?The boss of the company has evolved to the point where as long as he is handsome, he can be a hands-off shopkeeper all day long?Occasionally go to the company to show your face and use your beauty to boost morale, so you can sit and count money?
So, "boss" is about equal to "male PR"?
Click!Nangong Yan's glass heart collapsed again! 〒▽〒
"Hehe, hehe, as long as the company is fine..." Hehe, hehe, your sister!But apart from the idiot's hehe, there is no broad and profound Chinese vocabulary to describe Nangongyan's mood at the moment. At that moment, tens of thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past, their momentum was magnificent and their momentum shook the sky, and Nangongyan's small body was thrashing. Scattered and broken.
"Ah, by the way, the crew told you to communicate as soon as possible." After the breakup and reorganization, Nangong Yan found that her ability to withstand stress would rise to a higher level.
"Ah."
"Well, what are you...recording, you need to buy an independent sound card and a better microphone." In fact, Nangong Yan really wanted to say, you don't care about recording and so on. If you are in love with each other for a long time, please play it to your heart's content!
"Well, I'll go record at your place tomorrow."
"Uh, um." 〒▽〒 Nangong Yan was so touched that she wanted to cry.You're too darn good, the young master just wanted to flirt a little, and you'll take the initiative to hook up with me!happy.
"I just saw the Weibo address you registered for me, thank you."
"Uh, I called my Weibo name Sanye on my own initiative. Well, if you don't like it, you can change it yourself."
"Third master, Sanyan, heh! It's pretty good."
your sister!Don't be so ambiguous!I really have a big brain hole and love brain supplements, okay?Damn, I can't bear to tease Lao Tzu all the time like this, hey!
"Huh? Here on Weibo, I quietly followed someone, cv Yan Yanyan?"
Well?Nangong Yan was stunned, quietly paying attention?No, no!He obviously followed Xu Weikuan quietly on his Weibo, how could... er... Shit!Nangong Yan, you're a brain cripple!Ya's settings are wrong!
"Cough, that, that..." Want to cry but have no tears?
"Which one?" Xu Weikuan teased.
"I, I..." The worthless...stuttered! !cry! !
"Heh! Let's...be fans of each other!"
"Huh?" I was stunned.That guy didn't take the opportunity to tease him?Also, are you still so active in hooking up?
"Since you asked me to follow you quietly, then, it's reciprocal, and you should follow me quietly."
"..." Don't speak in such a gentle voice, hey!Young Master will have a nosebleed, hey!
"Heh! Then, Xiaoyan, is there anything else you want to say to me?"
The male voice on the phone was still so deep and magnetic, it made Nangong Yan dizzy, "No, nothing..."
"Then, Xiaoyan, go to bed early, good night?"
"Uh, good night..."
He, what did he call him?Xiao, Xiaoyan?
Nangong Yan covered her face in embarrassment, how can I be so flustered!Doomed to sleepless night ah hello!But, why did that guy suddenly become so gentle... This is unscientific...
Apart from the excitement, Nangong's rationality is still alive. She always felt that something seemed wrong. She turned the phone in her hand, and Nangongyan logged on to Weibo to quietly follow the cv third master, and then swipe down the screen smoothly. After that, Nangongyan's whole body It's Sparta!
What the hell!What the hell!What the hell!
Why is the weibo post he posted earlier cursing Xu Weikuan to die still alive!And it's at the top of Weibo!Such an eye-catching location...
Nangong Yan clicked into it with trembling fingers, and browsed one by one in a panic. Then, among a bunch of messy comments, it was very, very 'unfortunately' to see the latest comment, which was only a few minutes ago.To coincide with someone's sudden tenderness, timing!
cv third master: (^_^)
You are smiling!Very scary isn't it!No matter how you look at it, how do you feel that this smiling expression is meaningful and creepy!So someone with a guilty conscience secretly deleted this Weibo... Huh, destroying evidence, I don't bother to do it!I'm just, just passing by, accidentally, and mistakenly deleting Weibo trash when cleaning up Weibo trash!
Nangong Yan arched the quilt, turned over, I'm going!I was so scared that I almost threw my phone out of the window!
"I said, what are you doing! You scared me to death!"
I saw Xia Mo wearing white pajamas leaning against Nangong Yan's bed, staring at him inquisitively. "Xu Weikuan's phone number?"
"...um." Is he Holmes?Guess is so accurate.
"Hooked up?" Mo Xia raised her eyebrows, that look...very gossip!
"What is hooking up? It's just dubbing in the online supporting circle." There is more than one Himalaya mountain away from the scene where the husband and wife return home!
"That's right, I don't think he's mean to you, so just confess to him, and if you're not sure, it'll be fine!"
"Don't talk nonsense." Nangong Yan sighed secretly, confessing?forget it!It's impossible for him to be with that person, that person just has a bad temper and likes to tease him.Take the joke seriously, it's a fool!Nangong Yan admits that she is an idiot, but she firmly does not want to be a fool!
"Hey," Xia Mo pushed him, "He's coming tomorrow? Should I avoid it for a while and clear the scene for you?"
"You are so noble!" Nangong Yan rolled her eyes and complained, clearing the scene?Damn it, what kind of 18. x show do they want to put on? Besides, even if the young master is very happy to cooperate in such a show, the other protagonist may not be willing!
Xia Mo looked at him contemptuously, "Look at your spring face, I said, don't get up early tomorrow to wash your underwear!"
Nangong Yan: "..." Your sister!Is Lao Tzu so hungry and thirsty?
So, Nangong, who is not hungry, really swayed at night like what Xia Mo said~~ The handsome young man of the Xu family posed in various embarrassing poses like this~ But the only unpleasant thing is that he killed a man halfway Xia Mo waved her panties at him and smiled wickedly: "Master, come wash your panties~~"
Nangong Yan woke up suddenly, only to feel cold sweat all over her body, purely from the cold!His face looks like shit, what a mess!
Subconsciously lifted the quilt and looked at the underwear, the black thread... the underwear is not wet... But, what kind of trouble is my brother so energetic!Getting up shaking her little shoulders, putting on her coat and rushing to the bathroom, Nangong Yan decided to make enough food and clothing by herself, striving to be a self-reliant and good gay guy, not having sex, saving condoms, renting a room less and sleeping more.Well...
Continuing to perform all kinds of weird poses in the dream to complete the great job of masturbation, Nangong Yan raised her head and gasped for a while, frowning secretly, Xu Weikuan, you monster!How much precious sleep time do you want to take away from me!In the end... How long will I have to occupy Lao Tzu's heart...
After calming down for a while, looking down at the mess in his hands, Nangong Yan blushed in embarrassment.so
"Hey, you passed the audition, wait a minute..."
Xu Weikuan's mobile phone rang suddenly and interrupted Nangongyan's words. He didn't know what was said there, Xu Weikuan frowned and answered twice before hanging up.He got up and picked up his coat and put it on his arm and said to Nangong Yan: "There is an urgent matter at the company, I'm going first."
"Ah? Oh." Nangong Yan nodded stupidly, and saw Xu Weikuan's penguin message at the bottom right of the computer was actively beating, and moved the mouse to find that it was a friend request from three-layer pork belly.He hurriedly called out, "Well, the crew..."
"Huh?" Xu Weikuan came over and leaned over to glance at the computer, and patted Nangong Yan's head, "You help me with it."
"Oh." So, he is an authorized representative?So, is he going on the road of being Xu Weikuan's old godmother?
Nangong Yan looked at the closed bedroom door and at the little q on the computer, and suddenly felt a sense of time-travel as if the male protagonist is outside and the female protagonist is inside.Shivering, deeply embarrassed by this thought. ==b Nangong Yan calmly got up to take a glass of water, and moved her feet uncontrollably towards the balcony.
Downstairs in the dormitory, the man in the black windbreaker was walking to the car to open the door.As if sensing someone's gaze, the man suddenly looked up.Nangong Yan was so frightened that she didn't even have time to dodge sideways, she directly collided with the man's gaze, shaking the hand holding the water glass, the back of her hand was soaked with water without knowing it.
With a faint chuckle, the man handsomely gestured goodbye to a peeping person upstairs, then got in the car and left gracefully.
It wasn't until the black car was completely out of sight that Nangong Yan withdrew her glued gaze, then she reacted and wiped the watermark on the back of her hand, swallowing her saliva subconsciously, what the hell!It's enough to be so handsome, what the hell is he supposed to be so handsome!Lao Tzu's heart was almost shut down by electricity, right?Will it kill someone? 〒△〒
Moving back to the computer again, Nangong Yan clicked to agree to add three layers of pork belly friends.Then stared at Xu Weikuan's penguin page in a daze.
This penguin account was newly registered by Nangong Yan during the sound audition at noon, and it can be said that there is nothing in it.
Curling her lips, Nangong Yan added the penguin that she mixed with the network to Xu Weikuan's q account.Looking at the side-by-side portraits of Yan Yanyan and three-layer pork belly, Nangong Yan expressed her displeasure!Can't highlight how special he is in the heart of the owner of the Penguin at all!
Move your fingers, create a group, [Favorite People], put yourself in it, Nangong Yan stared at the name of this group and her own profile picture under it and smirked, um, it seems too ostentatious, Xu Weikuan will definitely make fun of him when he sees it You might even laugh at his self-indulgence... move your fingers again and change the group name to [Precious Items], um, this, it seems a lot more obscure...(⌒o⌒)
After creating another group [Garbage], and rudely throwing three layers of pork belly into it, Nangong Yan felt satisfied.Click to open the message box that has been actively beating.
Three layers of pork belly: attack the king and attack the king!
Three-layer pork belly: where is it?
Three-layer pork belly: thick and thick!
Three-layer pork belly: Uh... Gong~~~Jun~~~Sang~~~
Three-layer pork belly: Ou~~~Ba~~~Sang~~~
123: Huh?
Three-layer pork belly: ah ah ah ah ah!
Three layers of pork belly: Mr. Gongjun!The third master you match is super good! ( ̄﹣ ̄)
Three-layer Pork Belly: So... I sincerely invite you to join our crew! ★,:*:( ̄▽ ̄)/:*°★*
123: Yes.
Three-layer Pork Belly: Uh, that, actually Yinjia really wants to ask... (pick nose)
Three-layer Pork Belly: Gong Jun, is your id called 123?
Nangongyan looked at the question of the three-layer pork belly and then realized that when she applied for Xu Weikuan's number, she filled it in casually, basically based on the principle that the simpler the better... That's why the q name is so concise.
She wanted to call Xu Weikuan and ask him what name he should name his ID, but Nangong Yan hesitated when he thought that the other party was busy with something and now he was driving, and he should help him think of a name first.Uh, the hero he plays is called San Ye, so let’s just have the same name for now.
123: Third master.
Three-layer pork belly: huh?
Third Master: id Third Master.
Three-layer pork belly: wow wow wow, the name silly mom is so lazy~~
Three-layer pork belly: However, it is domineering enough, and Yin Jia likes it so much~~嘤咔咕~~(≧▽≦)/
Three-layer pork belly: Silly mother, this is the group number xxxxxx into the group of birds~~~( ̄ˇ ̄)
As soon as Nangong Yan joined the group wearing San Ye's vest, she was deeply shocked, (⊙⊙) the group name is really blinding --- are you in shape today?
Feeling distraught by Jiong, Nangong Yan clicked into the group with trembling hands.
Planning-Three-layer Pork Belly: Little Sperms! ! !
Planning-Three-layer Pork Belly: The main character Gongjun is haunting nearby~~★,:*:( ̄▽ ̄)/:*°★*...
Late Stage-6699: So, as sperm, can we go home?
Director-Yellow Dregs: Didn't we just get ejaculated, abandoned or something?
Dragon Suit Armor: Shot on the wall or something...
Suit B: Cum in the hand or something...
Dragon set C: Cum in Xiao Shoushou's ass or something...
Manager-cv Ghost: ⊙﹏⊙b Khan, your pillows are wet enough!Where is the integrity?
Planning-Three-layer Pork Belly: You unreliable sperm!
Planning-three-layer pork belly: By the way, are you still there, silly mother Gongjun?Are you there?
Manager-cv Ghost: Scared away by your vicious screen swiping?
Third Master-cv Third Master: I am here.
Late stage-6699: ヾ(≧O≦)〃Fall down!Gong Jun has a beautiful voice, I am your crippled man!
Late stage-6699: uh, it's a fan of brains
Director-Yellow Dregs: Pfft!Our calm late sister paper is not calm anymore!
Director-Yellow Drops: By the way, Gong Jun is very self-conscious, this name...is very domineering and sideways!
Dragon suit armor: (>﹏<.) ~Curiosity ing, the voice that makes the girl in the later stage is excited, I really want to see it
Planning-Three-layer Pork Belly: People who have listened to the audition tell you that Zun’s sound is super nice~~~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦
Planning-three-layer pork belly: Yinjia will listen to this to sleep tonight!
Manager-cv ghost: planner nympho does not explain
Manager-cv ghost: By the way, why did Gong Jun disappear again?
Late stage-6699: Didn't you see your own Xiaoshou, unhappy?
Late stage-6699: Call Liuli silly mother! ! (→→)
Dragon Suit Armor: Call Liuli Silly Mom! (→→)
Suit B: Call Liuli's silly mother! (→→)
Planning-Three-layer Pork Belly: (pick nose) Liuli is not here, go to class.
Director-Huang Luozha: Uh, is Gong Jun still there?
Third Master-cv Third Master: Yes.
Manager-cv Ghost: Gong Jun is a newcomer?
Third Master-cv Third Master: Yes.
Later stage-6699: ~>_<~Silly mom is so cold!
Director-yellow slag: I don’t know if there are milk teeth on the bed...(‵▽′)ψ
Long suit armor: A cold-tempered attack usually explodes in bed, turning the little shou to the chrysanthemum
Dragon suit B: (⊙?⊙) s tendency?
MB-cv light worry: Σ(°△°|||)︴ so scary!What are you talking about, people can't understand anything
Late stage-6699: Eggs silly mother! !
Director-Yellow Dregs: Is the chrysanthemum itchy upstairs?Pretending to be pure or something will be pressed on the bed by your stupid mother xo
Manager-cv Ghost: Pfft!egg silly mother
Dragon Suit Armor: Boo Boo, silly mother
Suit B: Puff puff puff, silly mother
Later stage-6699: ╥﹏╥... typo again!chop hands!
Planning-three-layer pork belly: the wrong type is good
Director-yellow slag: good +1 if you hit the wrong one
Dragon armor: good +10086
MB-cv is worried: ~>_<~ Hey, you bully Yin while Xianxian is not at home!
MB-cv is worried: ~>_<~ Hey, the earth is so scary, we are going back to Mars!
Planning-three-layer pork belly: Huh?The third master and silly mother disappeared again?
The question of the three-layer pork belly did not attract everyone's attention, and it was just drowned in the colorful fonts that frantically swiped the screen to moles Dan Xiaoshou.
Nangong Yan dived in satisfaction and then retreated. He kept pretending to be indifferent and said little because he was a fake wearing a vest. He was afraid that if he said too much, he would show his feet. The hot-eyed sister, Pork Belly, pulled off the vest along the network cable and discovered his true identity. body.
However, this crew is really too unrestrained!It is said that the crew of the pork belly has always been so out of morals, but even today Nangong Yan is still scared from time to time.Isn't such a blatant crew name afraid of being taken back to drink tea by the police uncle?
Sliding the mouse to flip through the list of drama groups, uh, the main actor is cv Liulibusu, and the other receivers are cv Dan Worry, cv Ghost, cv Lemon Bun, cv... what the hell!Why are there so many petties!Except for cv Dan worrying about having a partner in reality, the others are still hungry and single, your sister!
Throwing a high-quality man like Xu Weikuan, who is handsome, handsome, rich, powerful, and promising, into a pack of wolves, Nangong Yan gnawed at his fingers, no, no, no, absolutely no, Xu Weikuan will be abducted!After planning for a long time, he ended up making a wedding dress for someone else, how could this be possible! ! (>﹏<.) ~ woo woo woo...
Swiping the mouse, Nangong Yan thought about logging into her Penguin account.
Palace Master: Hello.
Three layers of pork belly: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Three layers of pork belly: Σ(°△°|||)︴Silly mom!
Three-layer pork belly: You actually took the initiative to hit me?
Three-layer pork belly: Did Mars hit the earth?
Three-layer pork belly: Is the silly mother possessed by aliens?
Palace Master: I said
Palace Master: Are there any extras in your play?
Three-layer pork belly: huh? @[email protected]
Three-layer pork belly: Is the silly mother going to play tricks?
Palace Master: Yes. o(* ̄︶ ̄*)o
Three layers of pork belly: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Three layers of pork belly: silly mom, has your computer been invaded by hackers?
Three layers of pork belly: Idiot mom wants to play tricks in the play?
Palace Master: Let’s talk about the key points
Three-layer Pork Belly: Uh, although Yinjia welcomes silly mothers to join
Three-layered Pork Belly: However, the first role that Yinjia gave to the silly mother was the main character Gongjun, so the other roles, including the extras, have all been settled, and even the dry voice of the preview has been handed in ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
Palace Master: Oh, forget it
Three-layer Pork Belly: Silly Mom, stay tuned!
Three-layer pork belly: How about I ask the screenwriter to revise the script and add a few lines for the silly mother n(*≧▽≦*)n
Palace Master: Uh, isn’t the script already written, isn’t that bad?
Three-layer pork belly: (clenching fists), I can do anything for the silly mother Yinjia
Palace Master: Forget it, no need
Three-layer pork belly: ahhh!
Three-layer Pork Belly: Yinjia remembered, there is another narrator
Three-layer pork belly: Do you want to pick it up? (≧ω≦)
Palace Master: Well, fine.
Three-layer pork belly: Well, right finger, why did the silly mother suddenly join the crew?
Three-layer Pork Belly: Although Yinjia is very happy and welcoming, but Su, there is always a deep weasel for chicken New Year's greetings
Three layers of pork belly: What is the conspiracy of the silly mother?Come on quickly! ╭(╯^╰)╮
Palace Master: Are you a chicken?
Three-layer pork belly: Tuyan!Silly mom avoids the topic!There are tricks!
Three-layer pork belly: Yinjia is not chicken, Yinjia is chicken.
Palace Master: ⊙﹏⊙b Khan, do you have that thing?
Three-layer pork belly: yes!
Palace Master: Σ(⊙▽⊙"a... I didn't expect that you not only have five sounds, but also organs
Three-layer pork belly: Huh, there are all kinds of silver horses!
Palace Master: So, does it have a long face?
Three layers of pork belly: Angry! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Three-layer pork belly: silly mother, you are so unfriendly, does your family know?
Palace Master: ( ̄ˇ ̄)
Three layers of pork belly: ╭(╯^╰)╮
Three-layer pork belly: the penis is amazing, the boys are protruding and long, the silver ones are just concave and long
Three layers of pork belly: (# ̄▽ ̄#)
Palace owner: jikgsjwgrhjklgf
Three layers of pork belly: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Three-layer pork belly: silly mother, are you swollen?
Palace Master: It’s okay, it’s just that the water was spilled
Three-layer pork belly: 咩呵呵~~~
Three layers of pork belly: Is the silly mother shot by Yinjia?
Palace Master: Please go back and recreate Chinese, mellow, see you!
Three layers of pork belly: no!Silly mother, why are you swollen? You can be ruthless with milk teeth, silly mother, don’t abandon the silver family... (┬_┬)
Nangongyan closed the dialog box and ignored Pork Belly's wailing and howling, and just about to close Xu Weikuan's q, she saw the new news.
Three layers of pork belly: San Ye silly mother, the script has been sent to your mailbox ≧▽≦
Three-layer pork belly: Please, silly mom, hurry up and finish the recording≧▽≦
Three-layer pork belly: we strive for easy delivery ≧▽≦
Nangong Yan closed the dialog box, thought for a while and sent Xu Weikuan a text message, telling him that the crew asked him to record the trailer quickly, but there was no reply.
After waiting foolishly for a while with her mobile phone, Nangong Yan got up and stretched, and decided to go to eat first to fill her stomach.As soon as he put on his coat and was about to go out, the bedroom door was pushed open.
"Yo, you also know that the dormitory is your home." Nangong Yan teased Xia Mo with a smile.
"I'm afraid you'll be as lonely as snow at night." Xia Mo sat slumped on the chair tiredly, and glanced at Nangong Yan, "Going to eat?"
"Hmm, why, you haven't eaten yet?"
"No."
"Your Brother Ang didn't even invite you to eat? You wouldn't do anything to scare him, would you?" Nangong Yan asked curiously, and moved closer to him in a gossip, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.
"I'm sorry to disappoint you. Their company has something to do, so they rushed over." Xia Mo said and glanced at Nangong Yan, "Where's the one you have a crush on? Did you not let him stay in the dormitory at night?"
"The one from your family has gone to the company."
Speaking of this, Nangong Yan felt a deep pain in the ass.
Xu Weikuan, Gu Ang, and Duan Shu are college alumni. They started a joint venture company during their college years. After they graduate, the company is gradually on the right track and has a trend of thriving newcomers in the industry.However, are the three of them really not going to bankrupt the company?Regarding this point, Nangong Yan insisted on a reserved attitude.
Let's just talk about the company's leadership positions, the president, general manager, and deputy general manager, these three important leadership positions are decided by a bet by these guys!Not to mention that these people are super lazy, it is basically commonplace to skip work, arrive late and leave early.It's also thanks to the fact that there are more female employees in their company who are nympho, plus these few people are tall, rich and handsome, who can tolerate their company's boss being so unreliable, working overtime without complaint, improving the company's performance and earning more money for these few people. A boss eating, drinking and having fun!
"Come on, let's have dinner together as a lonely family."
"Well, wait for me for a while, I'll change clothes." Xia Mo took care of a certain patient in the hospital yesterday, and only squatted on the side of the bed for a while in the morning, her body was so dirty that she died.
After Xia Mo changed her clothes, Nangongyan walked to the mirror and stood beside Xia Mo, looking at the two people who were about the same height in the mirror, she burst out laughing, "Hey, if you take this picture and upload it Weibo, our CP building will be as tall as the Eiffel Tower, will those cute and Xia CP girls be so excited that they will lose sleep?"
Xia Mo chuckled, "I think it's disillusionment, their silly mother Yan is actually a victim!"
"Hey, I'm attacking, okay!" Nangong Yan emphasized.
Xia Mo turned to look at Nangong Yan's face, shrugged, with a helpless expression, "I'm sorry, I've always been attacked by skin color, who made your skin whiter than mine."
"..." Nangong Yan hummed unconvinced, "Anyway, in the online distribution circle, I will attack you or suffer, hahaha."
Xia Mo rolled his eyes and complained: "Using the rope to pretend to attack, are you really interested?"
"Hey, it's all said to be pretending to attack. If I really attack, I still need to dress up!"
At the end of Xia, he was speechless, "Hurry up and find a little gong to take your fake gong away, so as not to let it out and harm other people's little shou." Thinking of this guy who has nothing to do on the Internet, he would just tease him a few words, or hook up with other xiaonen Shou mutilated, "Then, I'll give you another word, why bother molesting Xiao Shou."
Nangong Yan: "..."
He and Xia Mo are freshman students of the same major in the same university, and they also live in the same two-person dormitory.It was accidentally discovered that the other party also played online matchmaking, and then, the secrets were discovered one by one.
For example, both of them are homosexuals; for example, both of them are shou, the kind of pure zero; even more tragic, for example, both of them are still virgins!The only difference is that there is a bamboo horse at the end of Xia, which is Gu Ang.As the saying goes, JQ comes from a bamboo horse since ancient times, but there are exceptions to everything. No, this couple is the one that can be sung to sing and cry--the falling flowers, the intentional, the flowing water and the ruthless type.Fortunately, classmate Xia Mo is a patient and persevering child, and he bravely forges ahead on the road of breaking the bamboo horse.Nangong Yan felt that Gu Ang was not ruthless towards Xia Mo, so caring, caring and considerate, the two of them could achieve a positive result within just around the corner.
The more pitiful thing is myself, when will the single setting be lifted, this is still unknown! 〒▽〒
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After dinner, Nangong Yan continued to crawl on the Internet, logging into Weibo to watch gossip from all sides.
Pale and worrying V: Hahaha, someone is back from a business trip! ○(* ̄︶ ̄*)○The pot-packed meat made for me is delicious. [picture]. @cv salty eat radish
It's so windy and cold, and the lonely night is sleeping alone. The single student Nangongyan was stimulated when she saw the Weibo with the baby teeth blinking.Crackling on the keyboard to post a comment.
cv Yanyanyan V: Show love quickly! (︶︿︶)
Fan 23: Throw down the silly mother of Sanyan!Sanyan silly mother, are you jealous?
Fan 24: (⊙_⊙) The fierce curse of the baby teeth... Is the Palace Master lonely?
Fan 25: I make a wish, please give the palace master a big favor!
Fan 26: Uh.Why do I pay attention to Sanyan silly mother actually leaving such a Weibo under Dan Xiaoshou's Weibo, the meaning is very deep...( ̄. ̄)
Fan 27: So, can you make up for Sanyan's silly mother's crush on Dan Xiaoshou? ◎? ◎?Feeling flustered at the sight of your beloved little shou showing affection?
Fan 28: Oh no!Sanyan silly mother is the recipient of Pinellia!Support Yan Xia cp!
Fan 29: By the way, the salted egg cp shows affection, Sanyan will attract black people by saying that?
Fan 30: Sanyan is just jealous of our silly mother's love and happiness. She is single and can't see others living well!bad people!
Nangong Yan didn't see the message below. He and cv Dan Worry and his family's Xiao Gong and cv Salty Eating Carrots are good friends who have met since they first entered the online matching circle. Although they have never met each other before, their relationships are relatively messy The supporting circle is a friend that can last for so many years, and the three of them cherish this friendship very much.
After scrolling through Weibo again, Nangong Yan became angry!This is Chi Guoguo's provocation, isn't it!
Salty Eating Carrot V: Reply to @cv颜艳颜: No one deserves it more! (⌒o⌒)//cv Yan Yanyan: Show love quickly! (︶︿︶)
cv Yan Yan Yan V: (︶︿︶) = Convex!
Fan 2: O(∩_∩)O hahaha~
Fan 3: Salty silly mother gj!
Fan 4: The salty silly mother is mighty!
Fan 5: Domineering silly mother!
Fan 6: Two attacks duel, the stronger wins!Sanyan silly mother, you are too weak to attack the bird~~~laugh cry~~
Yellow dregs: ∑( ̄□ ̄;) What happened accidentally?Silly mom, are you lonely, help @半一天下
Fan 7: @Half Summer, your home attack is going to climb the wall!
Fan 8: @半秋夏天,Come and warm up the bed~~Xiao Gong is empty and lonely, hey!
Fan 9: Eating melon seeds, wait and see 3P~~
Fan 10: 3P!Puff puff!Miscellaneous type B blood, the blood tank is empty, come and donate blood!
Fan 11: Ask for a picture!Wait!
Half a Summer V: Are you recruiting gangsters again?Can't you stop for a day? =_="@cv Yan Yan Yan
cv Yan Yan Yan V: (╯︵╰) helpless physique M
Fan 1: Σ(°△°|||)︴!
Fan 2: The palace lord is indeed a strict wife (pick nose)
Fan 3: M physique... Sanyan Gong? (pick nose with two fingers)
Fan 4: Why are you so shamelessly cute?Small M attack? (picking nose with both hands)
Fan 5: I can't stop thinking about it... Sanyan's silly mother was handcuffed and tied to the bed, Banxia Xiaoshou was holding a whip... ahhh! ... cover your face and run~~
Fan 6: In a gloomy basement, Sanyan’s stupid mother is wearing a leather tights and kneeling on the ground, and Banxia Xiaoshou is beeping with a candle in her hand—…Puff!I can't do it, nosebleed bird~~
Three-layer pork belly: Hello Mr. M Physique Gong! See you in M Physique Attack Junzhai!Hahaha~~Silly mom is going to be spoiled by playing!Hahaha~~
Huang Luozha: I just want to say to the fans upstairs: You are too (gan) wretched (de) petty (piao) (liang)!
...
Nangong Yan was terrified by the unrestrained imagination of the girls, woo woo woo, the Internet is too pornographic and violent!The Sanyan silly mother who was spoiled by the game ran away with a limp waist and knees...
Subconsciously glance at the mobile phone next to the computer, how quiet it is!Nangong Yan curled her lips, Xu Weikuan, you should answer me!
I sent him a text message to inform the crew about it, but after waiting for a long time, there was no news. Damn you, did you receive it?How about giving him a call?No, no, absolutely not, in that case, I would be too proactive... Nangong Yan held his chin, feeling awkward. (>_<)
correct!Suddenly, he had an idea, anyway, Xu Weikuan doesn't have a Weibo, so he can apply for one for him!In this way, I finally found a reason to contact again, didn't I?
After the Weibo registration was completed, Nangong Yan couldn't wait to send another text message to Xu Weikuan, but in the end... nothing came of it!
Not in a good mood, even looking at the newly bought laptop, Nangong Yan shut the computer and climbed into bed, I want to sleep!
From being a sheep to counting dumplings and finally being bored to counting the pores on the mosquito net, Nangong Yan's eyes were blackened by her own insomnia, she was dizzy, and her mind was blurred.Hearing the phone ringing and reflexively picking it up, the voice was short of breath and frail: "Hello?"
There was a pause on the phone for a while before a chuckle came, "What's the matter?"
Well! !Nangong Yan was stunned, and looked at the caller ID of the mobile phone several times, for fear that it was an illusion caused by his own imagination, "Xu Weikuan?"
"Well," the man chuckled, "why is the voice so low? It's like the deficiency of Qi and blood after constipation."
your sister!Saying such ugly words in the middle of the night is not afraid of bumping into ghosts!
Nangong Yannu said, "You're the only one with constipation! You're the only one with two deficiencies! Your heart is deficient, your lungs are deficient, your liver is deficient, and your spleen is deficient!"
"Well, it's fine if the kidneys are not weak." Compared with someone's furious hair here, it can be said that the cloud over there is really calm and composed.Comparing the two, the attack and the attack are clear!
Convex!Shameless! "You're suffering from kidney deficiency! Your whole body is suffering!!" (╬ ̄dish ̄) Convex
"Huh? So angry? Dissatisfied with desire?"
"Fuck! You are the one who is dissatisfied with desires! Your whole family is dissatisfied with desires!" Nangong Yan blamed herself deeply after she rant, girl!What about temperament?What about demeanor?What about charm?They all drifted away with the wind, lingering and lingering, and walked to the end of the world together! 〒▽〒
Clearing her throat, Nangong Yan tried her best to remain calm, "Well, why are you calling me now!" Damn I've been waiting for your call for a long time!The flowers withered, the grass withered, and the sheep counted from Everest to the Alps!
"Huh? Waiting for my call?"
The corners of Nangong Yan's mouth twitched, he seemed to be able to see that bastard's frowning smile! "Don't think too much! I just said it casually! Do you understand the polite language!" Shit!I slipped my tongue just now, but I can't admit it!
"Oh! Your polite language... I quite like it."
I like your sister!Do you like it in just one sentence?How come you don’t like the fact that I’m such a good young man right in front of you!
"Hey, let me tell you," Nangong Yan took the initiative to change the subject, "Your company...doesn't matter. I saw you leave in a hurry this afternoon."
"It's okay, the three of us haven't been to the company for several days, and a hundred female employees are on strike!"
"Huh? Strike?" This is not a small matter! "Well, is it really all right?"
"What's the problem? It's just that I miss us so much after not seeing you for a few days, and I came up with such a bad idea to trick us back."
So...the strike or something...just because the female staff committed nympho and couldn't find the 'flower'?
Nangong Yan felt that the egg hurts even more, she completely refreshed his new outlook on life as a social rookie!Is this world already unreliable with deciduous teeth?The employee tricked the leader back to the company just to see the true face and make a nympho drooling?The boss of the company has evolved to the point where as long as he is handsome, he can be a hands-off shopkeeper all day long?Occasionally go to the company to show your face and use your beauty to boost morale, so you can sit and count money?
So, "boss" is about equal to "male PR"?
Click!Nangong Yan's glass heart collapsed again! 〒▽〒
"Hehe, hehe, as long as the company is fine..." Hehe, hehe, your sister!But apart from the idiot's hehe, there is no broad and profound Chinese vocabulary to describe Nangongyan's mood at the moment. At that moment, tens of thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past, their momentum was magnificent and their momentum shook the sky, and Nangongyan's small body was thrashing. Scattered and broken.
"Ah, by the way, the crew told you to communicate as soon as possible." After the breakup and reorganization, Nangong Yan found that her ability to withstand stress would rise to a higher level.
"Ah."
"Well, what are you...recording, you need to buy an independent sound card and a better microphone." In fact, Nangong Yan really wanted to say, you don't care about recording and so on. If you are in love with each other for a long time, please play it to your heart's content!
"Well, I'll go record at your place tomorrow."
"Uh, um." 〒▽〒 Nangong Yan was so touched that she wanted to cry.You're too darn good, the young master just wanted to flirt a little, and you'll take the initiative to hook up with me!happy.
"I just saw the Weibo address you registered for me, thank you."
"Uh, I called my Weibo name Sanye on my own initiative. Well, if you don't like it, you can change it yourself."
"Third master, Sanyan, heh! It's pretty good."
your sister!Don't be so ambiguous!I really have a big brain hole and love brain supplements, okay?Damn, I can't bear to tease Lao Tzu all the time like this, hey!
"Huh? Here on Weibo, I quietly followed someone, cv Yan Yanyan?"
Well?Nangong Yan was stunned, quietly paying attention?No, no!He obviously followed Xu Weikuan quietly on his Weibo, how could... er... Shit!Nangong Yan, you're a brain cripple!Ya's settings are wrong!
"Cough, that, that..." Want to cry but have no tears?
"Which one?" Xu Weikuan teased.
"I, I..." The worthless...stuttered! !cry! !
"Heh! Let's...be fans of each other!"
"Huh?" I was stunned.That guy didn't take the opportunity to tease him?Also, are you still so active in hooking up?
"Since you asked me to follow you quietly, then, it's reciprocal, and you should follow me quietly."
"..." Don't speak in such a gentle voice, hey!Young Master will have a nosebleed, hey!
"Heh! Then, Xiaoyan, is there anything else you want to say to me?"
The male voice on the phone was still so deep and magnetic, it made Nangong Yan dizzy, "No, nothing..."
"Then, Xiaoyan, go to bed early, good night?"
"Uh, good night..."
He, what did he call him?Xiao, Xiaoyan?
Nangong Yan covered her face in embarrassment, how can I be so flustered!Doomed to sleepless night ah hello!But, why did that guy suddenly become so gentle... This is unscientific...
Apart from the excitement, Nangong's rationality is still alive. She always felt that something seemed wrong. She turned the phone in her hand, and Nangongyan logged on to Weibo to quietly follow the cv third master, and then swipe down the screen smoothly. After that, Nangongyan's whole body It's Sparta!
What the hell!What the hell!What the hell!
Why is the weibo post he posted earlier cursing Xu Weikuan to die still alive!And it's at the top of Weibo!Such an eye-catching location...
Nangong Yan clicked into it with trembling fingers, and browsed one by one in a panic. Then, among a bunch of messy comments, it was very, very 'unfortunately' to see the latest comment, which was only a few minutes ago.To coincide with someone's sudden tenderness, timing!
cv third master: (^_^)
You are smiling!Very scary isn't it!No matter how you look at it, how do you feel that this smiling expression is meaningful and creepy!So someone with a guilty conscience secretly deleted this Weibo... Huh, destroying evidence, I don't bother to do it!I'm just, just passing by, accidentally, and mistakenly deleting Weibo trash when cleaning up Weibo trash!
Nangong Yan arched the quilt, turned over, I'm going!I was so scared that I almost threw my phone out of the window!
"I said, what are you doing! You scared me to death!"
I saw Xia Mo wearing white pajamas leaning against Nangong Yan's bed, staring at him inquisitively. "Xu Weikuan's phone number?"
"...um." Is he Holmes?Guess is so accurate.
"Hooked up?" Mo Xia raised her eyebrows, that look...very gossip!
"What is hooking up? It's just dubbing in the online supporting circle." There is more than one Himalaya mountain away from the scene where the husband and wife return home!
"That's right, I don't think he's mean to you, so just confess to him, and if you're not sure, it'll be fine!"
"Don't talk nonsense." Nangong Yan sighed secretly, confessing?forget it!It's impossible for him to be with that person, that person just has a bad temper and likes to tease him.Take the joke seriously, it's a fool!Nangong Yan admits that she is an idiot, but she firmly does not want to be a fool!
"Hey," Xia Mo pushed him, "He's coming tomorrow? Should I avoid it for a while and clear the scene for you?"
"You are so noble!" Nangong Yan rolled her eyes and complained, clearing the scene?Damn it, what kind of 18. x show do they want to put on? Besides, even if the young master is very happy to cooperate in such a show, the other protagonist may not be willing!
Xia Mo looked at him contemptuously, "Look at your spring face, I said, don't get up early tomorrow to wash your underwear!"
Nangong Yan: "..." Your sister!Is Lao Tzu so hungry and thirsty?
So, Nangong, who is not hungry, really swayed at night like what Xia Mo said~~ The handsome young man of the Xu family posed in various embarrassing poses like this~ But the only unpleasant thing is that he killed a man halfway Xia Mo waved her panties at him and smiled wickedly: "Master, come wash your panties~~"
Nangong Yan woke up suddenly, only to feel cold sweat all over her body, purely from the cold!His face looks like shit, what a mess!
Subconsciously lifted the quilt and looked at the underwear, the black thread... the underwear is not wet... But, what kind of trouble is my brother so energetic!Getting up shaking her little shoulders, putting on her coat and rushing to the bathroom, Nangong Yan decided to make enough food and clothing by herself, striving to be a self-reliant and good gay guy, not having sex, saving condoms, renting a room less and sleeping more.Well...
Continuing to perform all kinds of weird poses in the dream to complete the great job of masturbation, Nangong Yan raised her head and gasped for a while, frowning secretly, Xu Weikuan, you monster!How much precious sleep time do you want to take away from me!In the end... How long will I have to occupy Lao Tzu's heart...
After calming down for a while, looking down at the mess in his hands, Nangong Yan blushed in embarrassment.so
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