God, let's show our love

699: They have little jjs.But you can't show it to the Palace Master.

Palace Master: Rub!You are a male?

6699: Well o(￣︶￣)n

Palace Master: Then you assemble the little girls for woolen yarn!

6699: Because when I first met Da Da, Da Da was a flirt who loved to hook up with Xiao Shou. Suancai was afraid that he would be deceived by Da Da's rhetoric, so he wanted me to be a quiet rotten girl in silence... Shou...

Palace Master: Damn!Don't think too much, even if you know that you are subject to this palace, you still don't like you!

6699: Enen, because you are also subject to... I understand, I understand.

Palace owner: (╬￣dish￣) convex

Palace Master: See you, two little sluts!All friends!

6699: Spread your hands~~

Some fake attackers, some fake rotten girls, Nangong Yan wipes sweat, you will never know who is behind the network id!But one thing is certain, the pair of sauerkraut and 69 are definitely his true love black!

**

As the New Year approached, Nangong Yan was thinking about someone overseas, so she made a phone call to inquire.

Nodding her feet, she patiently listened to the beeping waiting tone in the microphone. It took a long time for the phone to be picked up. Nangong Yan muttered dissatisfiedly, "What are you doing at the end of Xia, it's so slow!"

"Nangong?" Xia Mo's voice was hoarse and tired, and Nangong Yan frowned, "You have a cold? Why is your voice so weird?"

"No, I'm sleeping."

"Huh?" It should be eight or nine o'clock in the morning in the United States, Nangong Yan shouted in surprise: "At the end of summer, you actually learned how to be lazy?"

"Hush! Keep your voice down! I..." Xia Mo's voice suddenly stopped, and there seemed to be someone beside him.Nangong Yan listened attentively. The two whispered in English, and they didn't know what they were talking about, but they vaguely revealed a strange sense of intimacy, "At the end of Xia, is there someone by your side?"

"Well, it's Lancer." Lancer is the landlady's son.

Nangong Yan frowned, "Why is he in your room when you just woke up?" Is the relationship between the two of them that good?Good enough to share the same bed?

"Nangong," Xia Mo paused, and said, "I'm with Lancer."

Nangong Yan couldn't believe it, "What does it mean to be together? Live together? Then you have a hoarse voice and a lazy bed..." Xia Mo's face became hot, "Last night, last night we... both of you The first result..."

Nangong Yan was even more confused when she heard that, "It's the first time I can understand him, but Xiao Momo, how could you..."

Xia Mo, who was still a little embarrassed at first, burst out laughing, "The words that insulted me before were probably just out of anger, after all, I couldn't pass my level."

Nangong Yan nodded, he could understand Xia Mo.It's just, "Gu Angna..."

Xia Mo smiled, "You want to say that I am still in love with Gu Ang but dating Lan Se, right?"

Nangong Yan Fu forehead, "Please, that boyfriend of yours is by your side, Xiao Momo, you should pay attention to what you say."

Xia Mo glanced at the owner of those beautiful blue eyes, leaned his head on his shoulder and said indifferently: "It's okay, Lan Se doesn't understand Chinese."

"Mo Xia, is this okay?" Nangong Yan didn't understand what he was thinking, she always felt that Mo Xia seemed to have changed a lot, her personality or some of her persistent thoughts.

"Nangong, I've always thought that I've been alone like this for the rest of my life. Lancer knows that I have someone else in my heart. He is just like me in the past. He silently guards and secretly likes me regardless of gains or losses. So I can't bear to refuse his kindness and I can't bear to ignore it. His concern may have been out of sympathy at first, but somehow it changed later." Xia Mo took Lan Se's hand and interlocked his fingers, "Gu Ang may be irreplaceable in my heart, but I believe Lan Se Ser will be the most important person in my life."

...

Nangongyan hangs up the phone call with Xia Mo and has to sigh with emotion. In a person's life, he may meet many people, the one you love the most, the one who loves you the most.Once desperately pursuing the person you love the most, but after being bruised and bruised, you choose to stay with the person you love the most.It may be unfair, but emotional matters have never been fair or unfair.Maybe your love and my wish is the long-term balance point of the relationship.

Nangongyan didn't comment on Xia Mo's choice, but only hoped that he could get out of Gu Ang's shadow and be happy.Turning around and hugging Xu Weikuan behind him, Nangong Yan leaned her head on his shoulder and rubbed lightly, "Xu Weikuan, we must be fine."

Xu Weikuan smiled, bowed his head and kissed him, "Yan Xiaoguai, if you are more obedient, I will spoil you more."

Nangong Yan didn't speak, and every time he thought of what happened at the end of Xia, he couldn't help but sigh.Maybe there is such a thing as fate in this world. Fate is deep and shallow, love is short and love is long. If everyone's wish can be fulfilled, there will not be so many sad people in this world.

Fortunately, he is lucky and happy.How lucky the two are to love each other, knowing how to cherish is a blessing.

**

Since the winter vacation, Nangong Yan has been packed by his family Mr. Xu and brought back to her parents' house. The family feels happy to celebrate the New Year together. The only fly in the ointment is that they can't sleep late.

This matter is very embarrassing to say, Nangong Yan originally thought that of course he would sleep in the morning and spend the night all night during the holiday so wonderfully, but one day he was lazy on the bed for a long time before going downstairs, and then unexpectedly met Dad Xu After Xu's mother Xu's little sister's meaningful eyes, he slipped away with goosebumps all over his body...(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻'I understand we all understand' What is the expression on! Wan Qizun is not as discordant as you think!

so tired...

Since then, Nangong Yan has completely bid farewell to staying in bed and shows up in the living room downstairs every morning at seven o'clock in order to prove his innocence.There is a saying from the ancestors of the Nangong family: the head can be broken and the blood can flow, but the image and temperament cannot be lost!

This day Nangong Yan got up early again, just got out of bed but found that her toes were a little uncomfortable, she looked down, eh?What's this?He raised his little feet and moved them in front of Xu Weikuan who was still sleeping. Seeing that he was still awake, he pressed the soles of his feet against Xu Weikuan's face.

What Xu Weikuan saw when he opened his eyes was someone with a wicked smile on his face, he grabbed his troublesome little foot and gnawed, "Not honest?"

Nangong Yan laughed and shook her foot at him, "Hey, what did you wear for me, a ring?"

"Well," Xu Weikuan stretched out his hand to show him his fingers, "It's the wedding ring my brother gave you."

Depend on!Nangong Yan was dissatisfied, "Why do I wear the ring on my feet!" What about the couple's ring?

Xu Weikuan stood up and patted someone on the head, "Wearing the toes is to tie you down." He leaned over to hold someone's back of the head and pecked at the small mouth, "I lost Yan Xiaoguai so much The cute boy is so distressed."

Fuck!Nangong Yan had a fever on her face, damn it, the New Year is new! Even a bad guy like Xu Weikuan can talk about love!Regarding this strange and rare phenomenon, he just wanted to say: can the love talk continue! o(*////▽////*)q

The unfettered toes were suddenly restrained and felt a little uncomfortable. Nangongyan stopped after walking a few steps and secretly rubbed her feet. She walked and stopped all the way until Mama Xu also came over to hold his arm and asked with concern, "How about Xiaoyan?" What's wrong? What's wrong?"

"Ah, I'm fine." Nangong Yan lowered her head a little shyly, and stammered a little when she was shy, "It's Xu Weikuan last night, last night, he, he put the ring on..."

"Tsk! This brat!"

Nangong Yan who was suddenly interrupted was a little dazed, and she saw Xu's mother raised her hand and punched the lazily yawning man, scolding: "You bastard, how did you learn so many tricks! You are still playing What a set of rings! Mom doesn't understand those messy things you young people do, but there are some things that you must never try randomly, you know!"

Eh?Mama Xu said a lot in a row, but Nangong Yan didn't understand a word in a daze, so she hurriedly took Mama Xu's hand, "Mom, did you misunderstand, Xu Weikuan didn't..."

"Xiao Yan," Xu Ma patted Nangong Yan's hand and looked at him with distress, "You are used to him, and husband and wife should do everything with restraint. Those props must not be touched. What if they get hurt? ? Mom saw that you were not walking smoothly just now, did you hurt yourself somewhere?"

Seeing Mama Xu pointing to his butt with her eyes, Nangong Yan was so embarrassed that she almost cried!Nima, this is a big misunderstanding!

Dear mother, you don't understand, you just know too much! 〒▽〒

The kind explanation finally persuaded Xu Ma to leave, Nangong Yan leaned weakly on Xu Weikuan and felt that she would never love again.Nima, he is already a hungry shaker in the Xu family's heart, what's the matter?Do you want to be so cruel!He is so pure!

Sniffing desperately, Nangong Yan asked puzzledly, "Why did your mother Xu Weikuan think so complicated?" They were quite intemperate when they were doing that, but no matter how crazy Xu Weikuan was, he was reluctant to play with him with props ah.

Xu Weikuan calmly patted Nangong Yan's back to comfort him, "My mother's hospital often receives some young people who are too exciting to play on the bed and send them to the emergency department."

Nangongyan, who was physically and mentally injured, shook her head and still couldn't accept it. She looked up at Xu Weikuan's face, and said very firmly for a while, "Your mother must be misunderstood because you are too perverted!"

Xu Weikuan: "..."

He is perverted?If he was abnormal, the ring would not be on this guy's toe!How dare a little idiot who is in the midst of blessings and doesn't know his blessings tease him?Simply...Untuned | Teach!

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☆, 69

The dishes made by Xu's mother were simply delicious. Nangong Yan pointed her finger at the small pile of bones she gnawed on the table and licked her mouth. It was delicious! ˋ(°▽, °) drooling... Take out your phone, snap a photo and post it on Weibo.

cv Yanyanyan V: I ate a little too much, my mouth is sore. ╭(╯^╰)╮[attached: picture]

Fan 1: ┗|｀O′|┛Oh~~Happy New Year, Palace Master!

Fan 2: Grab the sofa!

Fan 3: It’s Chinese New Year, Madam Gong Xi Fa Cai and brought the red envelope~~

Fan 4: Huh?Mouth sour?

Fan 5: People didn't think much about it! o(*////▽////*)q

Fan 6: I didn't see it either!Why is my mouth sore, I eat too much...

Fan 7: The master is good or bad, the palace lord's mouth is tired!

Fan 8: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Cover your eyes and dare not look!

Fan 9: This is the police uncle!Hurry up and grab him for exposure!

Fan 10: Come to stimulate single dogs again!It also makes people have a happy Chinese New Year!

Fan 11: Σ(°△°|||)︴The comments are too cruel!

Fan 12: Hahahaha, silly mother Yan has been molested and cried, hiding in the arms of the great god with a shameful face~~

Fan 13: Uh, this pile of small bones, silly mom really ate a lot...

Fan 14: I can't imagine that the Palace Master will be so fat after the next year2333

Fan 15: Is the belly bulging?Don't be afraid, it may be that you have it.

Fan 16: Beat the table!laugh pee~~

...

Nangong Yan subconsciously lowered her head and pinched her belly, er... it looked really fleshy... pinched her arms and thighs, and was surprised to find that only her belly was a little fatter. Thinking of what the rotten girls on the Internet teased him about being pregnant ... Nangong Yan shook his head violently, he must not be brainwashed, he must be thinking too much!

〒▽〒

Remembering that she hadn't been to the fan group for a long time, Nangong Yan secretly ran to spy on the screen this day.

Palace Master's Backyard Group No. 1

Maid A: It's cool in autumn

Maid B: Please, is it winter now?

Maid C: Happy Chinese New Year, take the red envelopes and get soft hands...

Maid A: Hehe!The older female youth has already stepped onto the roof to see the scenery (waving)

Maid Ding: (￣.￣) Sending red envelopes to others is soft, and will live and die with instant noodles in the next six months.

Maid E: People also want red envelopes~~

Maid Geng: Hey~ The palace lord will give you red underwear and people will gladly accept it!

Maid A: Hehe, I don't dislike the used red socks either.

Maid B: The red underwear used by the palace lord... I don't dislike it...

Palace Master: Khan!

Palace Master: You guys are annoying!

Maid A: ah ah ah ah ah ah

Maid B: The palace master is great!

Maid C: (*≧︶≦) rub~~

Maid Ding: They don't ask for magic horses, they only ask for a big red kiss from the palace lord! o(￣ε￣*)

Maid E: Then I just need the red hickey of the silly mother...

Palace Master: Hehe!How about a red slap print?

Maid Geng: Hahaha, Palace Master, GJ!

First Maid: Heartbroken.

Maid B: By the way, let's face each other!

Maid E: Aww!Mianji!

Maid Ding: o(≧mouth≦)o noodle base!

Maid C: Mian!base!

Maid A: I refuse... (star eyes)

Palace Master: Uh.

Maid B: Agreed, sir!

Maid Ding: I have liked the Palace Master for a long time, so I am not curious about what we look like?

Palace Master: Not curious.

Maid E: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻You don't love us anymore!

Maid Ding: Scum Gong!

Maid Ding: No, you are a scumbag!snort!

Maid A: My heart is broken into dumpling stuffing (>﹏<.) ~ woo woo woo

Maid B: I'm going to go abroad after the Chinese New Year. I can't even think about it anymore. Don't be shy, okay? face one...

Palace Master: Uh.

Maid A: Star Eyes~~

Maid B: Star Eyes~~

Palace Master: Alright, alright.But you guys are not in City A, isn't it inconvenient to have a face-to-face interview?

Maid Ding: No way.

Maid E: No matter how far the journey is, I must go to see the palace master!

Maid Geng: Who told us to be your fans!Oh~~

...

Mian Ji's location is set at a personalized bookstore, red wine is paired with books, such a stylish idea can only come from Duan Shu.Speaking of which, Duan Shu followed Pei Huailiang's suggestion and opened a bookstore after he closed the Extreme Clubhouse in the abandoned factory building, but with his eccentric idea, this bookstore is quite full of characteristics.

Located in a relatively quiet place in the downtown area, this book bar called 'Aventure' is quite luxuriously decorated, with bold contrasting colors as the background. When you mistakenly think it is a bar and open the door, you will be surprised to find Books line the sprawling shelves, and in one corner you'll even spot gym equipment.

It can be said that this is a leisure place integrating bookstores, bars, cafes, gyms, and western restaurants.No, maybe this place is more like a post station for passers-by, or it is indeed a good place to hunt for sex as its name suggests.Nangongyan even suspected for a while, you little fresh meats who shuttle in the bookstore really mean to read books? →_→

The table is reserved at the corner of the second floor, and the location behind the screen is relatively hidden and quiet.The girls in the group arrived one after another, and they were very excited to see the real palace lord Da Da and the dark god, but what made Nangongyan raise his eyebrows secretly was that these little rotten girls in the group were crazy like a female man, but they were quiet in three dimensions Really, even two girls who looked like high school students would blush when they saw him!

Nangong Yan shook her head and sighed, she is still a three-dimensional little rotten girl.But this impression lasted less than half an hour before it completely collapsed.Damn, who is it that marveled at the decoration of the book bar?The one next to him, hey, hey, the little fresh meat downstairs who is working out has a good figure, but please wipe the drool from his mouth first, okay?There is also the girl sitting opposite, his Mr. Xu's arms around his shoulders is really ambiguous, but if you blush, you blush and refuse to take pictures, you are a nympho!

Nangong Yan looked at the girls who seemed to have completely dropped their pretense after getting to know each other well. Well, they are actually very cute when they are so noisy... I casually glanced at the girls from the Xu family who were leaning on the railing, and Nangong Yan felt very stupid. It hurts, this handsome girl with short hair, wearing a leather jacket and wearing a heroic figure with a cool, domineering and cool temperament is still underage?

"Sister, who are you cosplaying today?" Nangong Yan asked curiously as she poked her hand out.

Xu Xiaoyou glanced at him coolly, then shrugged, "There is no cosplay, this is my usual outfit."

Eh?Slightly surprised, Nangong Yan reached out to gesture her chest, "Aren't you pretending to be a man?"

Xu Xiaoyou raised her eyebrows, her expression was exactly the same as that of the young master of the Xu family! "It's just wrapped around the chest, Yan Xiaoguai, do you want to see it?"

Sensitively receiving the condensed gaze from a certain man, Nangong Yan waved her hand shyly and said, "Hehe, no, no need..."

Several girls stared at Xu Xiaoyou's side face and salivated in nympho, "Ah, ah, Master Youyou is so handsome!" Nangong Yan: "...."(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Sister So how handsome is the split personality! It’s so cute and cute on the Internet, but it’s so ruthless, so cold and so unreasonable for the woolen three-dimensional dimension! My heart is full...

When Nangongyan went to the bathroom and came back, she found someone walking up and down by the screen, and she stepped forward to ask, "Uh, may I ask..."

"Ah! Ma'am!" The boy suddenly turned around and was startled, then interrupted him in surprise.Speaking of which, it was embarrassing to be called Nangong Yan by a big boy with a height of 1.8 meters and a strong figure. He rubbed his nose and said, "You are?"

The boy smiled heartily, "Hello Yansha Mama, I'm late stage 6699."

ha?

For a moment, Nangong Yan's expression was quite idiotic, and she almost dropped her jaw in surprise, late stage 69?Fuck!This is unscientific, what the hell!Although I know that guy is a male, but Nima, why should the contrast be so clear and decisive!

Nangongyan was dizzy for a while, and when she returned to Xu Weikuan, she still couldn't accept the fact.Holding Xu Weikuan's arm, Nangong Yan shook her head, "It's too scary, Xu Weikuan, let's go back to Mars." The agreed-upon Ruan Meng Xiao Shou!Nima Wei, the little shou who pretends to be a cute and rotten girl on Maoyan.com is actually a mighty and majestic man!

In the later stage, 69 obviously liked Nangongyan's reaction very much, "Hahaha, of course I have to actively participate in such things as God and his wife face base. The cuteness in the past was just a joke, please don't take it seriously, I am really a man."

Look, it's rough...Who's cute girl has such a strong figure...(￣_￣|||) The little rotten girls in the group were also shocked to pee, but after a little discomfort, the girl Their combat power was full of blood every minute, and the chicken jelly turned on the gossip mode.Poor little 69 is not only being taken advantage of, but also revealing all the secrets of his secret affairs with the stupid mother of sauerkraut.

Nangong Yan leaned on Xu Weikuan and watched from the wall, amazed.A rotten girl is fiercer than a tiger, a man from the Northeast is not an opponent at all, he is KO'd every minute! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

**

The two-day-long face-to-face activity in City A was over. Nangong Yan, who accompanied the whole process, sent the last group of girls away and lazily lay on Xu Weikuan's back, tired of shit...Remember: Never take girls there shopping mall!Just go in and buy ice cream and you can walk around for four hours!Thinking about it is also drunk.

Going home and having a full sleep, I woke up the next day and crawled to Nangong Yan to find that he was popular again, and he was poked on Weibo to see if there was any chrysanthemum residue!

Maid A of the palace lord's house: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Excited to blood pressure soaring~~

Palace Master's Domestic Maid B: I can't calm down after a long time at home!The palace lord is so beautiful!God dare not see if there is any!Afraid of being stunned!Sister Yoyo is actually the real sister of the Great God!Hahaha the most surprising thing is the god-level late Xiaojiu! ︿(￣︶￣)︿

Palace Lord's Domestic Maid C: I was moved and cried!Never expected to receive a big red envelope from the palace lord!happy!The underage god horse is so happy!

Ding, the palace lord's maid: I'm really sorry to provoke you again!It was obvious that they planned to cover their own expenses, but in the end... the palace lord and the master covered all the expenses!Even the return air tickets are paid by the two of you! o(*￣▽￣*)o

Maid Wu of the palace lord's house: I received a gift before I left!The palace lord and the god are so enthusiastic!Love you guys! [attached: photo]

Maid Geng of the Palace Master's House: Although it was only two days, I was really made to cry by the God and his wife!The relationship should not be too good, the inadvertent show of affection almost blinds the eyes. ps: I really like the gift from the palace lord, thank you so much~~[Attachment: photo]

Later stage 6699V: Hahaha, I didn't see someone holding a small hand or something. [Attachment: Photos of holding hands]

--Σ(⊙▽⊙"A shit! All expenses covered? Hello local tyrant! Kneel down!

--Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

--Big hands hold small hands, big gods hold wives!You two are so happy!

-- Bite the handkerchief~ I really want to have a face-to-face with Yan Yanma!

--It even gave a gift!Yan Shama's family is so caring~~

--I saw a horse?He actually gave back the New Year's money!

--Why no photos!Bad review! (*￣︿￣)

-- Ask for a burst photo!

-- Ask for a burst photo!No picture no truth!

--Who wants to see those presents!snort! [Not to mention that I am envious and jealous! ]

--Do you dare to show your face, even your arms and legs? (___)ノ｜Wall

-- I am so happy to be a fan of Yan Shamo~~

--What should I do, I feel that the Dashen's family is so cute, and I'm so crazy about it in a second!

--For this kind of showing off, I just want to say: Do you dare to show off the group photo!

...

Nangong Yan smiled, these little rotten girls are really... He treats them well because they are worth it. These years in the online distribution circle, they have often been hacked and hung on the wall. These guys who like him are full of righteous indignation and seek justice for him He even scolded the sunspots all night, giving without thinking of anything in return.I am really grateful, fortunate to have their company and their love.

o(￣ˇ￣)o

As soon as I refreshed Weibo, a girl in the fan group who knows how to comics uploaded a few hand-painted pictures. The two cute cartoon characters captured by the camera were him and Xu Weikuan!The cute appearance is very cute.

Nangong Yan burst out laughing, and poked the cartoon avatar on the screen that looked like Xu Weikuan. The girl's painting skills are really amazing, yes, the dark master is usually so cold!

Xu Weikuan leaned over and took the phone away, "What are you looking at? You look stupid." Glancing at someone flipping through it casually, Xu Weikuan fiddled with it for a while and then handed over the phone.

cv third master: the painting is not bad, but Yan Xiaoguai is even cuter.

Unexpectedly, Xu Weikuan would take the initiative to retweet that Weibo with exciting words. Nangong Yan looked over suspiciously, "Did you take the wrong medicine?" The surface was very calm, but Yan Xiaoguai's heart was already bubbling with excitement Damn, Mr. Xu from his family can also show affection on Weibo!Congratulations! Congratulations! Is there any Dapu Ben?Moved to cry!

Xu Weikuan raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and pretended to grab the phone, "Then I delete it?"

"Don't!" Nangong Yan tightly guarded the phone, "It's the most shameful thing to delete it in seconds!" She said while holding the phone for fun, wow, it's so boring to show affection by one person, but it's so boring when two people Bran is blind, okay?Move your finger to retweet.

cv Yanyanyan V: (shy) Mr. Xu is also □□da~~//cv Third Master: The painting is not bad, but Yan Xiaoguai himself is cuter.

Fan 1: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Fan 2: (⊙⊙) God Alu!The master actually posted on Weibo, and it's so original!

Fan 3: The palace lord's forwarding can't be more shy!

Fan 4: You two are enough!Don't hurt single dogs anymore, okay? (︶︿︶)

Fan 5: The one who forced me to quit!In the past, it was just a show by the palace master, but now Nima is actually a two-person show!

Fan 6: Hahahaha silly mom is so happy!It is said in the post bar that the master never replies to Heizi on Weibo of Yan Sha Mama, is it a slap in the face?

Fan 7: Uh, the master's Weibo was posted on his wife's mobile phone?

Fan 8: The tone of related Weibo is too spoiled!Already drunk.

Fan 9: Show affection every now and then! ╭(╯^╰)╮Dare to show every day!

Fan 10: Sweet to death!I wonder if such a crispy interaction was directed and acted by Yan Shama...

Fan 11: Boom~ Sansan Dang is so happy!

Fan 12: Let's show, let's show, I'm willing to be blinded! (￣▽￣)~*

Fan 13: Mr. Xu is amazing~~Yan Shama is so shy, baa hahaha~~

...

The author has something to say: there is no end...prediction failed...

☆, 70

The time will soon be February 2th, the day when the heart is rippling, and Pork Belly is planning to do a Valentine's Day FT, with guest Sanyan and special guest Sanye.As soon as this news was released, it received a strong response from all walks of life. The notice post was filled with congratulatory messages from xx brand sanitary napkins xx condoms from xx colleges and universities in xx city and other strange places and names.

Nangongyan herself has only done one episode of ft, and Xu Weikuan is someone who even seldom goes to YY. This time the two appeared on the talk show as a couple partner, and the number of online users on YY channel exploded again.

This interview was hosted by Pork Belly himself. Nangongyan put a small laptop on her lap and took his family Mr. Xu to sit in a row against the bed. For this husband and wife version ft, he also worked very hard. It took a long time to be agreed.I want to drag the dark god Maifu to show affection, huh, don't ask him how painful his ass is, he doesn't want to say it... 〒▽〒

Three-layer pork belly: Hello everyone, I am planning pork belly.Welcome to this interview.The guests of this issue are honored to invite cv Yan Yanyan, who is our Palace Master Da Da and the male god Diablo!Sahua~~ Yinjia is the host today, ahem, I just want to be simple and rude today, and start our 33 questions about the relationship between husband and wife today! 25+8 has a total of 33 questions.The homonym is love me, and the total number is exactly 33, which means San San cp of Sanye and Sanyan.The two idiots have already greeted everyone just now, so let's not talk nonsense~ The master and his wife get along well in private!

Pork belly: 1. The god and his wife are lovers now, so when and where did they meet?

Palace Master: In the second year of junior high school, he is playing basketball on the basketball court of University A. He is very handsome.

Diablo: College, on the basketball court.

Eh?Nangong Yan looked at Xu Weikuan in surprise, didn't this man say he knew about him when he sneaked over the wall?

Xu Weikuan lowered his head and chuckled, reaching out to rub some idiot's hair, "I saw you when I just made a three-pointer to wipe off my sweat that day, and stared at you stupidly, you little nymphomaniac!"

Through the noisy crowd, the youthful young man stood quietly under the big locust tree, the summer wind blew his hair slightly, the picture that seemed to be frozen in time, even after many years, Xu Weikuan still remembered it fresh.It's just that he didn't expect at that time that this young man who surprised him would have a deep fate with him.

Nangong Yan moved his mouth and finally just curled up the corners of his mouth and smiled. He has always been arrogant and unwilling to admit that he fell in love with Xu Weikuan at first sight. How could he know that they fell in love at first sight?

Pork Belly: 2. What is your first impression of the other party?

Palace Master: I said it, I just think he has a good figure and is quite handsome.

Diablo: One child.

Pork Belly: 3. Which of the two confessed first?

Palace Master: Me.

Diablo: Well.

Pork Belly: Ah, God of Darkness, did you take the initiative? Okay, let’s ask next. 4. What do you like about each other?

Palace Master: Every point.

Diablo: Same as above.

Pork Belly: Uh... 5. What do you hate about each other?

Palace Master: Don't tell me anything, let me guess by myself.He likes to bully me, his personality couldn't be worse!

Diablo: He is very good, nothing to hate.

Pork Belly: 6. What do you think is the most important thing in getting along as a husband and wife?

Palace Master: Love.

Diablo: Inclusive.

Nangong Yanguanmai looked at Xu Weikuan, "How can you tolerate me?"

Xu Weikuan smiled, "It was Yan Xiaoguai who tolerated me."

"Huh?" Nangong Yan frowned and thought about it, "Do I have it?"

Xu Weikuan nodded seriously, with a serious and serious expression, "Don't ask, this is a story about cucumbers and chrysanthemums."

Nangong Yan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Mr. Xu, why are you so arrogant?Fortunately, he turned off the microphone, otherwise... Nima's words that are so deep and rude that I can't bear to think about them would be heard by the little rotten girls... Alas!The picture is too cruel to dare to mess with it!

Pork belly: 7. How do you usually call each other?

Palace Master: Just call him by name, and occasionally call him Mr. Xu.

Diablo: Yan Xiaoguai.

Pork Belly: 8. So what do you want the other party to call you?

Palace Master: Just call me by name.

Diablo: Brother.

Nangong Yan glared at Xu Weikuan sharply when he heard the words, "Be honest! Do you have a sister-in-law complex, because you always want me to call you brother!"

Xu Weikuan shrugged, "Don't make trouble, I just think this is more interesting."

"Where is the fun!"

Xu Weikuan touched his chin meaningfully, "It's more interesting when you're having sex."

The corners of Nangong Yan's mouth twitched and she chose to remain silent.hehe!Go and play by yourself, the young master is determined not to cooperate! ╭(╯^╰)╮The life of husband and wife is already too harmonious, I don't need to add any stimulation!

Pork Belly: 9. Have the two of you dated others before?

Palace Master: No, I have had a crush on him for several years, and basically the entire puberty was occupied by him.

Diablo: Secret.

Nangong Yan frowned and stared at Xu Weikuan with interest, that smiling look gave Xu Weikuan a shivers for no reason.

"Come on, how many times have you been with before?" Nangong Yan spitting out sour bubbles and playing with them, one after another, almost dying of acid.The two of you have been dating for so long, he is so dull that he has never asked such a profound question!

Xu Weikuan raised his forehead, "Be good, you don't want to know the answer."

"Master, you need to know!" Nangong Yan gritted his teeth.

"Oh? Do you really want me to tell you?"

Uh... damn it!Nangong Yan sniffled, "Let's forget it..." The pain in his heart is unbearable, and the past cannot be recovered, so why should he use the past to hurt himself... As for that big bastard, he slept on the floor at night!

Pork Belly: Oh, it's so annoying to keep it secret!God is too dishonest!Na next question. 10. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?Uh cough cough, this question was also randomly voted by netizens!

Palace Master: Nothing.

Diablo: Uh, keep it secret.

Nangong Yan held her chin and her small back was so pitiful, she didn't even bother to give a certain man a look. When I knew the truth, I burst into tears, and I would never love again... Damn this god The horse ghost's interview is clearly a plot to dismantle CP! ╰(‵ ′)╯

Pork Belly: 11. If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Palace Master: Myself, your dark master loves me the most.

Diablo: Yan Xiaoguai likes it.

Pork Belly: Hey, the palace master is so narcissistic, Smecta!But... I'm so cute, ah, ah, ah!Keke continue to ask questions. 12. Have you ever quarreled?What are the fights about?

Palace Mistress: Arguing?It doesn't seem to have happened.

Diablo: Well.

Pork Belly: Ah, the god and his wife get along so harmoniously, I'm so envious... 13. When two people are together, when do you feel your heart beat faster?

Palace Master: Many times, Mr. Xu is so handsome that I often become nympho!

Diablo: When doing sports.

Nangong Yan glanced over and blushed.

Pork belly: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!Keke Yinjia was too excited just now...Next question. 14. Is there anything the two of you are hiding from each other?

Palace Master: Nothing.

Diablo: Well.

Nangong Yan raised his eyebrows, and glanced suspiciously at someone, "No?"

Xu Weikuan smiled, "I will tell you what you don't need to hide, and what you hide is nothing serious."

Nangong Yan: "Hehe!" The most shameless person who is so upright and high-sounding with preposterous words!

Pork Belly: 15. Is the relationship between the two public or secret?

Palace Master: It has been made public a long time ago. You should have seen the exposed post.By the way, Mr. Xu's parents are very good people! (happiness ing)

Diablo: Out of the closet.

Pork Belly: 16. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Palace Master: Too cruel, please don't ask me!

Diablo: No.

Pork belly: Haha, the god is so bully