God, let's show our love

gas!like! 17. When do you feel loved?

Palace Master: This is a matter of God and horse, being loved all the time.Hahaha don't envy me~~

Diablo: ditto

Pork Belly: Are you two showing affection again?Hey~~ But God is so lazy!Bad review!Next question, 18. Who does the housework when the two get along?

Palace Master: together

Diablo: two people

Pork belly: Huh?Isn't it the mode of attacking the outside and accepting the inside?Okay, so 19. Which of your two favorite animals is a horse?

Palace lord: dog

Diablo: Yan Xiaoguai

Nangong Yan gritted her teeth, "Master is not an animal!"

Xu Weikuan shrugged, "The point is that I like the three words the most."

Nangong Yan blushed, o(*////▽////*)q bursting out~

Pork belly: 20. Are you the attacker or the recipient?Why is it so decided?

Palace Master: Accept.Naturally, Ma Ma set my attributes like this when she was pregnant, there is no way.

Diablo: Attack

Pork Belly: Ahem, okay, 21. Where is the first H?How did you feel?

Palace Master: At Mr. Xu's house, I feel... I can't remember clearly. At that time, I was too shy and my brain went blank.I think Mr. Xu is so sexy, he's so shy when he's stripped naked, his whole body has been looked at and touched...

Diablo: Tastes good.

Pork Belly: Hehe, the attributes of attacking and receiving are immediately obvious!I have to say, Palace Mistress, your dignity is blown away! 22. How many times per week?

Palace Master: Not sure, it depends on Mr. Xu's mood.

Diablo: It depends on my mood.

Pork Belly: Touch your chin, the master is really in the initiative position! 23. If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Palace Master: Huh?Nobody would say that to me, would they?Most of the acquaintances are estimated to be nothing, and besides, everyone has companions, so they can only be gay honey.

Diablo: Kick out.

Pork Belly: Hey, hey~ The master is simple and rude, and he respects the good male silver! 24. Are you interested in S|M?

Palace Master: Uh...hehe, forget it.

Diablo: touch the chin

Pork belly: Huh?What does it mean when God touches his chin?Silently light the wax for the Palace Master.

Nangong Yan stared, "How dare you try!"

Xu Weikuan raised his eyebrows, "Small abuse will hurt your body if you abuse your feelings."

Nangong Yan twitched her lips, "Hehe, I have cactus here, Xu Weikuan, do you want to try it?"

Xu Weikuan: "..."

Pork Belly: 25. What is the one thing you most want to say to the other party at this moment?

Palace Master: Can you hold the laptop well, my legs are numb.

Diablo: Good.

Pork Belly: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Can you be more cheating!!! The romance that was promised is so sweet! This opportunity is for confession! Confession, confession! Convex!

The pork belly almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood!Holding his forehead, he paused for a moment before remembering that he was the host, and climbed onto the mic with great effort.

"Click to pause the interview. Today is Valentine's Day. I'm really glad that so many friends are online to participate in this program at this romantic time in the evening. As for Shenma, set the time at this golden point, because this issue of ft no matter The planners, hosts, and posters are all single, single people are so willful! ╭(╯^╰)╮”

"The above is not the point. The point is that today's guests are the God and his wife. The two have many fans and friends in the circle. The planning girl specially invited a few silly mothers to record a recording in advance, and gave it to the God as a Valentine's Day special. Husband, I wish the two of you a happy marriage for a hundred years, and continue to show your affection!"

Fan 1: Aww! ! !Pause for yarn!please continue!

Fan 2: o(≧口≦)o is not a husband and wife sex 100 questions!Please ask a few more questions, please!

Fan 3: Ahhhh, the voice of Guo'er's silly mother!

Fan 4: Tian Alu even sent blessings to Emperor Haze!Haze emperor silly mother I love you!

Fan 5: Damn!The great gods gathered, and even some of the gods appeared to provoke them!Moved to cry!

Fan 6: Sure enough, the friend of the Great God is still the Great God! m(___)m

Fan 7: The palace master and the dark god must be happy~ so many people's blessings must be good~

Fan 8: Oh my god, the voice of 69 in the later stage is also very nice!But it turned out to be a boy!

Fan 9: A group of sexy and nice male voices rushed towards me, drunk...

Fan 10: Feast your ears!The planning girls have worked hard!

Fan 11: Moved to tears! (┳＿┳)..

Fan 12: Although I didn't go out with my boyfriend on Valentine's Day, it was worth it to hear the voices of so many male gods!

Fan 13: I don’t need boyfriends anymore~~ It’s good to sleep with this audiobook of all the male gods every night...

Fan 14: I really cried!I've been single for 20 years, but I'm not alone this Valentine's Day!

...

Nangong Yan was also almost moved to tears. In the online dubbing circle these years, she has not been too serious about dubbing, but the biggest gain is not the name and the many fans, but these friends, who may have never met but really have a good relationship.The big god or the pink little transparent, the friends in the net matching circle or the cover circle, the funny ones, the serious ones... I am really touched, to receive this gift from them on this hot day this year A unique gift.Huh?There is Liuli Busu, his imaginary rival in love on the Internet?Although they are not familiar with each other in the same crew, Nangong Yan is sincerely grateful for receiving such a blessing.

Hope next Valentine's Day everyone has a Valentine.

The audio of the blessings of the male gods seemed to be coming to an end. Suddenly, the style changed and several people sang a song together for him.What can I say to thank the palace master Dagong for contributing to the online distribution circle in those years, and I hope that the wife of the master god who has become a recipient can continue to contribute a few more Hs to the cause of Zhongzhuo.

"Because of Love" Dubbed Papa Version

Give you a yellow and violent H sound

Listen to the plot of the original supporting drama

In the middle of the night it will suddenly become hard and I'm still thinking of you

no more audio like that

If you hear it, you will cover your ears to escape

I often masturbate before going to bed, I still think of you

Because the papa plot is more amazing

So the rotten girls will cover their faces with excitement

Because of the fiery gaze

Chrysanthemum can restrain the attack at any time

Because papa why not salivate

So the chrysanthemum is still bright

Because the fuck is in front of everyone

Shouhui will be shy and attack there silently, begging for a difficult delivery

...

Nangong Yan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻He just said that such a touching picture is unscientific! So the focus is on the finale!

Pork Belly: Ahem, thank you all silly mothers for singing with love~~ But this lyrics...is also kneeling...Continue to the last eight questions about the relationship between husband and wife just now.Please answer the palace master and the god quickly~

Pork Belly: Will you kiss often, such as getting up early to give each other a good morning kiss?

Palace Master: Yes

Diablo: yes

Pork Belly: What is the sleeping position of the two of you?

Palace Master: He hugged me

Diablo: hug him

Pork Belly: What would you do if one day the other party said he didn't love you anymore?

Palace Master: I don’t know, don’t ask such questions!Nima, today is Valentine's Day, isn't it!

Diablo: no

Pork belly: Which part of the other party is the sexiest?

Palace Master: Clavicle, uh... No no no, the back is more sexy, uh, the long legs are also very sexy... Damn it's so tangled, this is a question of God!My Mr. Xu is all sexy!

Diablo: Ass

Pork belly: →_→

Pork Belly: What would it be to describe someone with an animal?

Palace Mistress: Dog?

Pork Belly: Why a dog?

Palace Master: That wolf?

Pork Belly: Is there a single answer?

Palace Master: (Confused) Birds, beasts?

Pork belly: Sweat!

Diablo: Little Turtle

Nangong Yan was unhappy, "Why am I a little turtle?"

Seeing that he was going to blow his hair, Xu Weikuan hurriedly comforted him, "Brother thinks the little turtle is the cutest."

Nangong Yan: "Your hobbies are too unique and wonderful."

Xu Weikuan shrugged.

Pork Belly: Hehe, hehe, you husband and wife are happy to provoke...

Pork Belly: Next question, what is the color of the other party's underwear today?

Palace Master: Black!

Diablo: ...

Nangong Yan covered her face after she finished speaking, she was caught in a trap!Pork belly, this bad woman!The public screen was blown up by fast-rot girls.

--ヾ(≧fen≦)〃Silly Yan is so cute!

--It's so cute, why don't you be so funny!

--Hahahahaha, the Dark Lord must be in a sour mood right now!

--Hello, the god who wears black underwear! (→→)

--beat the table!Pork belly GJ!

Pork Belly: Ahem, okay, continue to the next question, are you willing to marry or marry him?

Palace Master: En! o(￣ˇ￣)o

Diablo: The ring is already worn.

Pork Belly: Last question, what do you most want to say to your lover on Valentine's Day tonight?

Palace Master: Great God, let's show our love!

Diablo: ...OK.

Fan 1: Damn!

Fan 2: (___)ノ｜Pinima is such a critical moment, Palace Master, you are talking about magic!

Fan 3: It's not like I love you, let's get married?

Fan 4: Hahaha, I am very pleased with Madam's suggestion!

Fan 5: Excited to hear some touching confession, but... ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Fan 6: At this time, shouldn't we show off our affection!

Fan 7: The expression of the great god must be very exciting...

Fan 8: Hahahahaha the answer from the Dark God is helpless!

Fan 9: Yan Xiaoshou, you cute little tease! o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[Slapping the table and laughing!]

Fan 10: Hahahaha laugh cry!

...

Nangong Yan tilted her head to face Xu Weikuan with a slightly doting look, and pursed her lips into a smile.Pushing away the small laptop and hugging Xu Weikuan intimately, "You promised me, show your affection with me."

Xu Weikuan supported his forehead, lowered his head and gnawed on his mouth, "I promise you, Yan Xiaoguai, you little idiot."

Nangong Yan smirked contentedly.

He doesn't have to show his love to others on Weibo, he's just really happy, so happy that he wants the whole world to see it!Two same-sex love, two men holding hands can really be very romantic, very romantic...

o(*￣︶￣*)o

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The author has something to say: Duan Shu and Xia Mo’s side story should be owed first, after trying to write a little, I always feel that it is a little bit less... Wait for me to pay it back slowly...

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