God, let's show our love

Floor 25: The crew is tough and doesn't explain!The late stage 6699 is really awesome!

Floor 26: Not happy!I heard that the original Gongjun was the palace lord, so now I just make a scene for Mao!

Floor 27: Ahhh, Yan Shama has never worked with Liuli Shama, this time I was really looking forward to the CP of the two, why did the crew change!

Floor 28: Σ(°△°|||)︴Gongjun was originally supposed to be Sanyan?Begging for pee~

Floor 29: Isn't Yan Yanyan on good terms with the planning girl? What's the matter with the sudden change this time?Break up?Hehe, there really is no long-term friendship in the online distribution circle.

Floor 30: (⊙⊙) No way, could it be that San Ye, a newcomer, inserted himself forcefully and took away Sanyan's role?Backstage?Insider?Thick line for the insider!

Floor 31: Suddenly I am not in the mood to listen to the drama, Gong Jun is not the palace master, so disappointed!

Floor 32: Damn it!More than a month ago, I heard that the planning was going to be authorized, and I heard that Gongjun is Sanyan. My wife has been excited for so long, why did she suddenly change people!Why does the idiot only have one line of prologue!Please give an explanation to the crew!

Floor 33: I don't like attacking the emperor, but I still want to listen to the third master assigned by the palace lord!

Floor 34: See someone's brainless fan again!God bother!

Floor 35: The crew members are all god-level, but Gong Jun is a young rookie. I worry about whether the rookie can handle the role of the third master well. Don't ruin the show!

...

Nangong Yan sat in front of the computer biting his fingers and frowning. What he was most worried about was that Xu Weikuan's first dubbing as the main character would be controversial. "Gangster Robbery" is a popular online novel, and the original book alone has tens of millions of fans. It is foreseeable what kind of pressure the planned radio drama will be under. Both STAFF and CAST are receiving evaluations from every fan of the original book.

It is the same reason that there are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people. Everyone who has read the novel "The Gang Heist" has a third master in his heart.If you want to extract common points from each unique third master so that everyone is satisfied, a god-level cv in the online supporting circle can't do it, let alone a newcomer who has just contributed to a drama.

What's more, in the online distribution industry where there are many talented people and there are a lot of talented people, newcomers are a controversial label.A person like Xu Weikuan who has no support from fans or dubbing foundation at all, takes the lead when he first arrives, and it is too easy to be viewed with colored glasses.Any sensitive words related to the inside story and backstage will arouse the resentment of fans.

There is another problem that worries Nangongyan, that is, he is indeed the original Gongjun of this show, and the three-layer pork belly really hopes that he will be the dubbing voice. This news should not be a big deal in this small online dubbing circle It's a secret.With such a sudden change, Nangong Yan was really worried that some irrational fans in her family would attack Xu Weikuan with words.

Looking at some people's doubts and even rejection of cv third master in the comments, Nangong Yan suddenly felt a little irritable.Those comments are of course no pain to that man Xu Weikuan, but he will care!This person was originally drawn into the online distribution circle by him, and he didn't want him to receive any criticism, especially this kind of unfair criticism, even if it only happened in Two-dimensional.

Swiping the mouse, Nangong Yan quickly browsed the constantly refreshing comments in the post, and suddenly paused, uh, wait, is this a strange situation?

Floor 101: ヾ(≥O≤)〃Oh~ I'm done listening to the show!So delicious!Big Love!

Floor 102: Seeing the STAFF list, it's a pity that it's not Sanyan's silly mother who is supporting Gongjun. I originally came to listen to the drama with the feeling that it would be good to hear the voice of Liuli's silly mother, but I didn't expect it!Gong Jun, I love you, I am your brainless fan!The sound is beautiful!

Floor 103: Same upstairs, although I am looking forward to Yan Liu cp, but plain!Sanliu also has a sense of CP!Bad ruffian Gong x Cool Shou!Cute person!

Floor 104: Is the main character attacking Junzun a rookie?It goes so well together!It fully interprets the feeling of the third master in my heart!

Floor 105: Starting today, Meng Sanliu CP!Nima, let the crew quickly produce the first issue!Can't wait for the bird~~

Floor 106: The original book party passed by, Gong Jun Damei didn't explain!

Floor 107: Gong Jun is definitely not a newcomer!I bet a cucumber!Nai He is a half-new person, and I can't tell which great god is wearing the vest.

Floor 108: Could it be...the dark cuisine that has retired?

Floor 109: 〒▽〒I'm about to cry, the God of Darkness pokes tears, the only God-level figure in the online distribution circle back then... However, Gong Jun should not be a God of Darkness, I feel that Gong Jun's voice is even deeper More ruffian.

Floor 110: Although I am a fan, I really think it is more suitable for the third master to match Gongjun.Yan Shama's voice really doesn't suit her, at least it doesn't match the third master's habitual ruffianism and occasional ruthlessness.

Floor 110: I agree!Support San Ye!Support the crew!Wait for an issue!

...

Fuck!What a divine turning point this is!

Nangong Yan swiped the mouse and flipped through a few pages of comments, feeling deeply... pain in the ass.

Just now there was a lot of doubts, how could the praise after hearing the show multiply so quickly with an overwhelming advantage!If it weren't for Xu Weikuan's temperament that he doesn't care much about online distribution, Nangong Yan would have wondered if this is a navy hired by Ya!Although occasionally there are a few black posts mixed in, but judging by the number of posts and the pink and rippling atmosphere this time, this is the rhythm to be popular!

He was still worried about Xu Weikuan being pinched just now, but...he really worried too much!I have long heard that this man has an obsession to do everything to the best. He didn't care about it before, but now it seems that he has to admire this man's outstanding ability!

Suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to have joined the group of the crew of "The Gangster Heist", (┬_┬) he didn't even know that the drama was released!That unreliable fat woman with three layers of pork belly!

Palace Master: No. q of the crew.

Three-layer pork belly: Σ(°△°|||)︴Which crew does the idiot want?

Palace Master: Gang Robbery

Three-layer pork belly: Ah, I forgot to drag the silly mother into the group~~

Three-layer pork belly: The palace lord spares his life! <(___)>

Palace Master: Forgive you!

Three-layered pork belly: The first time I saw a silly mother was the baby tooth who actively joined the crew (pick nose)

Three-layer pork belly: Did the silly mother fall in love with Yinjia?

Palace Master: Please change your online name.

Three-layer pork belly: what is it?

Palace owner: called four-layer pork belly

Three-layer pork belly: what is it?

Palace Master: Your skin is thicker again

Three-layer pork belly: (︶︿︶) = convex

Three layers of pork belly: Don't give the group number to the silly mother's crew, don't let the silly mother into the group, hum!

Palace Master: Then, see you in the village

Three-layer pork belly: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Three-layer pork belly: The silver family is just curious, the silly mother and baby teeth actively join the crowd

Three-layer Pork Belly: Is there anyone in the group that the idiot cares about?

Palace Master: Yes

Three layers of pork belly: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Three-layer Pork Belly: Who is it!

Three-layer pork belly: There is no such thing as Pinellia idiot in the group, who is the idiot who is the idiot again?

Palace lord: Xiaoshou of each family

Three layers of pork belly: ⊙﹏⊙b Khan

Three-layer pork belly: silly mother, you scum!

...

Joining the production group of "Are you in size today?" Nangong Yan opened the member list to check around. The avatar of Mr. CV was dark.Tsk, he knew that man would not be on Q.

Take out your phone and send someone a WeChat message.

Xiaoyan: Hello.

Mr. Xu: Miss me?

Xiaoyan: Tuyan!shameless!

Xiaoyan: By the way, your show has a preview

Mr. Xu: Oh

Xiaoyan: Why don't you be so indifferent?

Mr. Xu: In the dormitory?Have you eaten yet?

Xiaoyan: Yes, I ate the bread

Mr. Xu: Another junk food that has been recycled and processed many times?

Xiaoyan:. . .

Mr. Xu: You are not allowed to eat in the future, go to the cafeteria to eat, I will buy food for you when I am free

Xiaoyan: (>_<) I'm so touched~~Mr. Xu, you respect the lewdness!

Mr. Xu: So obscene...obscene?

Xiaoyan: ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮Does your family know you are so nasty?

Mr. Xu: Huh?That's up to you.

Nangong Yan blushed a little, it's ok, I don't want to be so teasing!

Xiaoyan: Well, did you read the post about the drama?The evaluation of you is not bad

Mr. Xu: yes

Xiaoyan: Hey, the three-layer pork belly said that the first phase will be produced as soon as possible.

Mr. Xu: Well, is Xiaoyan free tomorrow?

Xiaoyan: yes

Mr. Xu: ^_^ Oh?

Nangong Yan stared at the smiling expression Xu Weikuan sent on the phone screen, feeling a little guilty for no reason, that, well, he actually has class tomorrow, but compared to the possible date of his own man, the class is too insignificant completely negligible...

Mr. Xu: Then, accompany me to buy wheat

Xiaoyan: Good!

Mr. Xu: Good boy, touch your head

wipe!Good girl!Touch your sister's head!

Nangong Yan blushed and poked her phone, don't think that I don't know, it's this coaxing tone every time she teases the stray cats near the school!Hmph, I, I am not a cat! ╭(╯^╰)╮

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☆, 17

The next day

Nangong Yanzhenglai was playing the high-end game of defending radish on the bed, and received a WeChat voice message on her phone.

Mr. Xu: Be good, little rabbit, open the door, my husband wants to come in, spread your legs...

Nangong Yan is embarrassing. Although it is very beautiful to hear such a deep and pleasant male voice in the morning, the content is too... I can't bear to look directly at it!Trembling with goosebumps, Nangong Yan typed a sentence and sent it with trembling little fingers.

Xiaoyan: Dear, your account has been hacked?

Mr. Xu: o(*////▽////*)q

What the hell!

Nangong Yan was so frightened that she almost threw her phone out, why not be so horrified!That, that, what is that expression?How could Xu Xuxu and Xu Weikuan make such shy expressions?This is unscientific, I rub it!

Xiaoyan: Σ(°△°|||)︴Mr. Xu, your account has been hacked?Don't scare me!I'm the only one in the dormitory, I'll be so scared!

Mr. Xu: Open the door!

ha?Nangong Yan stared at those two concise and clear words, confused, what does this mean...

It wasn't until someone knocked on the dormitory door twice that Nangong Yan came back to her senses. Could it be Xu Weikuan?Thinking this way, his feet involuntarily bounced off the bed and ran to open the door.

"Huh? It's really you..." Nangong Yan looked at the handsome man at the door and felt dizzy. Did this guy look more handsome today?

Xu Weikuan raised his eyebrows, "Otherwise, who do you think it is?"

He walked into the dormitory generously, put the breakfast bought for someone on the table by the way, and then turned to look at the little tail behind him, Xu Weikuan frowned, this guy is really worrying!

There are two curls of hair on the top of the head, the large pajamas are hanging crookedly on the body, and the feet... are not wearing shoes!

Nangong Yan was still immersed in the surprise of the beautiful man who fell from the sky in the early morning, when she was suddenly hugged by someone, she exclaimed in panic, and instinctively hugged the only object that could stabilize her body with both hands and feet, and when she regained consciousness, she was already like It stuck to Xu Weikuan's body like an octopus.

As soon as Nangong Yan raised her head, she bumped into the man's deep eyes, and then she couldn't calm down anymore.

〒▽〒Skin to skin or something, he will be shy and Smecta, okay?Don't get so close, okay, he can't breathe well, hey!

Ah!Xu Weikuan chuckled softly, "So reluctant to part with me?"

Um?What?Nangong Yan stared blankly at the handsome face of the man in front of her, and was surprised to find that the color of the man's eyes was that rare pure black, especially pure and deep.The eyelashes also looked very thick, which made him want to reach out and feel if the man was secretly wearing mascara for girls.The nose is straight, and even the facial features of the whole person are particularly three-dimensional.The color of the mouth... er, what is this man opening and closing his mouth?

"You..." Following the playful gaze of the other party, Nangong Yan looked at the two paws on the other's shoulder, oh no, it was his hand.black line.What kind of trouble is this rushing foot who throws herself into her arms, throws herself into her arms and welcomes her when she wants to refuse!With a blushing face, he withdrew his hand 'whoosh', he felt that his whole body was going to be smoking hot!

Shrinking back in embarrassment, Nangong Yan realized that she was being hugged and sitting on the bed.The gaze from the opposite side was too meaningful and teasing, Nangong Yan was embarrassed, and pulled the quilt cowardly to hide herself in a ball.

He'd bet the vicious curse of permanent constipation in the toilet that he must have been an idiot the way he was staring at people just now, and he could imagine how utterly miserable he looked.If you can’t imagine it, well, please refer to a silly x otaku dick staring at a super revealing, super pornographic, erotic, erotic, drooling and nympho expression...o(╯□╰)o

Seeing his series of small movements, Xu Weikuan shook his head and laughed, this guy is really cute when he is shy.He stretched out his hand and tugged at the corner of the quilt, "Are you shy?"

Unable to withstand the provocation, Nangong Yan poked her head out. Although her blushing cheeks had already exposed her little heart that was beating wildly, she still said stiffly: "Shy sister! What is that, can you tell me what it is?" Do you want to eat?"

Xu Weikuan, who had that rosy little face and hair on his head that was raised up, felt itchy, and couldn't help stretching out his hand for a moment.Nangong Yan slapped the big paw off her head rudely, "Hey, don't touch my hair!"

Xu Weikuan raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, "Huh? Then I can't just kiss you casually?"

Nangong Yan: "..."

your sister!This makes me how to answer! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Xu Weikuan turned around and went to the closet to pick out two pieces of clothes and handed them over, "Get up and get dressed for dinner."

"Don't!" Nangong Yan wrapped herself in a quilt, like a rice dumpling, "I don't want to wear clothes to eat." It was very cold in the dormitory, so he didn't want to leave the warm bed.

"No clothes? Why, want to stage a naked feast?"

Pooh!You rascal!

Nangong Yan glared at him, then moved herself from the side of the bed awkwardly, "Hey, I'm eating on the bed."

Seeing that non-negotiable attitude, Xu Weikuan sighed, "You're just lazy!"

"It's because the dormitory is too cold!" He argued confidently.

"Cold?" Xu Weikuan glanced at the thermometer hanging on the door panel, which showed that the indoor temperature was 18 degrees.Raised eyebrows, "This temperature has frozen you into a first-level disability? You can't leave the bed even after eating and drinking?"

"Who said that! I will still go to the bathroom when I go to the bathroom."

"..." Excuse me, is this the point?

After taking the lunch box handed over by Xu Weikuan, he opened the package and found steaming hot and fragrant steamed buns!But, this weight... Nangong Yan raised her head and glanced at someone, "You haven't had breakfast yet?"

"Yeah." Xu Weikuan pulled a chair and sat by the bed, and handed him a pair of chopsticks, "I bought them to accompany you to eat."

Accompany... This word is really heart-warming.Nangongyan lowered her head and took a bite of the small meat bun, narrowing her eyes and snickering.

"Oh, by the way," Nangong Yan asked, licking her oily mouth, "Why did you send that WeChat message just now?"

"How?"

"Hey, that's just weird!" It's also very obscene...

Xu Weikuan smiled, "It's strange, I'll make it your daily wake-up ringtone."

The corner of Nangong Yan's mouth twitched, the wake-up call?Such a nice male voice that made him drool, in the early morning when the male hormone secretion is not stable, the words that let the husband come in and spread his legs so big and unscrupulous... Convex!Is this waking him up or waking up the brothers below him!

"By the way," Nangong Yan pondered over her vocabulary, "Is it really good to adapt a pure nursery rhyme into something so obscene? Will it ruin my childhood too much!"

"Oh! It's very interesting to hear a little girl's ringtone, I just recorded it for you to listen to. Also," Xu Weikuan looked at Nangong Yan with a serious look, "Childhood is for ruining."

Shameless respect!

Nangong Yan expressed strong contempt in her heart. Just as she stretched out her chopsticks to pick up his delicious buns, she paused and tilted her head to look at someone, "Wait, you, what did you just say?"

"childhood?"

"No," Nangong Yan bit her chopsticks and frowned, "That sentence before."

"ring?"

Grinding her teeth with chopsticks, Nangong Yan stared at Xu Weikuan, expressing her eyes as sharply as possible, "Speaking of the little girl's alarm bell, how did you hear it?" Isn't the alarm bell to wake up the dreamer? Could it be that they slept together?Does this... count as adultery revealed unintentionally?

"What are you thinking about?" Xu Weikuan helped his forehead and explained: "I was eating in the company's staff cafeteria yesterday, and I heard the little girl at the next table discussing the alarm ringing. The one I mentioned just now is the most obscure among them."

Nangong Yan was terrified, "Are all girls so powerful now?"

"Be good!" Xu Weikuan comforted someone who was frightened with a gentle voice, pretending to stretch out his arms in a hug, "Don't be afraid, hide in brother's arms."

Blushing, Nangong Yan said angrily, "Get lost!"

After poking the little buns in the lunch box, Nangong Yan asked Xu Weikuan, "Well, do you like the bun skin or stuffing?"

"I like to eat stuffed bun skins."

"Hello!" Dissatisfied with the answer, Nangong Yan glared at him, then poked the poor little bun again, "I don't want to eat it."

"How many did you eat?" Xu Weikuan frowned. This kind of small steamed bun is smaller than ordinary steamed buns. How can you be full after eating only five or six.

"But, I don't want to eat the stuffing inside, I just want to eat the skin."

"Yo, you're a picky eater, and you have a personality." The children of other families would choose to eat stuffed meat, but this one of his family did not follow the usual path, and loved to eat steamed bun skins.

"Hey Xu Weikuan, you can eat the stuffing and I'll eat the skin!" Nangong Yan proposed with her face close to her, blinking her big eyes.

So, what happened next.

The person wrapped in the quilt on the bed simply threw away the chopsticks, only revealing his little head, stretching his neck from time to time to accept someone's feeding.The man on the stool beside the bed was in charge of peeling the meat stuffing from the bun skin perfectly before feeding it.

Chewing with relish, Nangong Yan reached out from under the quilt to touch the phone, glanced at the time and asked someone: "Will you go buy wheat later?"

After Xu Weikuan wiped his mouth for him, he replied slowly: "No, go in the afternoon."

"Then, are you staying in my dormitory this morning?" Or, are they going somewhere else for a quiet meeting?Nangong Yan's brain has turned on the infinite brain supplement mode.

Xu Weikuan raised his wrist to check the time, "I'll go to the company later, and I'll pick you up in the afternoon."

"Huh?" Nangong Yan was taken aback, "You still have to go to work?"

"Otherwise?" Xu Weikuan smiled, pointing at the lunch box teasingly, "What will you do if you don't work?"

Glancing angrily, Nangong Yan began to growl violently in her heart again...

Fuck!This man's sweet talk is really killing people!What is raising him?Hey, hey, hey, you're responsible for the heart pounding and heart rate stall, hey!Also, what did you say about earning money to support him, then what, ahem, if you want to support him, you must support him for the rest of your life!If you dare to run away or something, see if the young master doesn't draw circles and curse you to eat with a piece of miscellaneous hair forever!

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☆, 18

After Xu Weikuan went to work, Nangong Yan rubbed her bulging belly, um, I feel drowsy when I'm full and warm, so I'm going to sleep.So a certain person who was dug out of bed to eat just now curled up under the quilt to catch up on sleep.

In a daze, it seemed that a bell rang. Nangong Yan reached out and groped by the bed for a long time before finding the phone, and then...press it!

The noisy ringtone continued tenaciously after a pause for a second, Nangong Yan took a trace of clarity from the sleepy god to respond, er, this ringtone does not seem to be an alarm... After answering, the sound is lazy Gulu said: "Hello? Hello."

The person on the other end of the phone was obviously rendered speechless by his polite greeting in such a confused state. After a moment of silence, he gritted his teeth and roared: "Nan, Gong, Yan!"

"Huh?" Responding softly in a nasal voice, Nangong Yan rubbed her face against the pillow, pretending to be obedient with a smirk, and said, "Xiao Mo..."

"You are still sleeping??"

"Well," Nangong Yan squinted one eye to check the time, "I just slept for half an hour." The slightly aggrieved tone was clearly accusing someone of disturbing his good sleep.

Xia Mo fell silent on the other end of the phone, and then roared again: "Today we have an advanced math class! We need roll call! Our Miejue Shitai has gone through menopause again, come here quickly!"

Nangong Yan turned around lazily, hesitating: "But, but I still have a date with Xu Weikuan today!"

"What else is there to make an appointment with? If you skip classes again, you will fail your high math course! Which is more important, class or date!" Mo Xia couldn't help but want to get mad, his aura would evaporate instantly when he met Nangong Yan!

"Uh...Xu Weikuan is important..." Nangong Yan muttered after thinking seriously.

"..." Xia Mo felt powerless, Nangong Yan, what's your future!

Since getting to know him as a roommate, Xia Mo has become more and more aware of the maternity halo around her body, especially the guy Nangong Yan who is shining brightly!Even now, the degree to which Nangong Yan relies on him is outrageous!At the end of the summer, I sincerely pray, hurry up and marry this guy, Xu Weikuan, hurry up and pack this guy away!If you stay with him for too long, he will really grow gray hair and age prematurely!

"Hey, Xu Weikuan and his company are going to have a meeting at noon." Xia Mo finally couldn't help but say another wordy sentence, "You, well, forget it, you wish to come or not. But I still want to remind you, the mood of the old woman with high numbers today It's extremely bad, just don't touch her Nilin." And the Nilin of this menopausal woman is...someone dares to skip her class!

"Hey, Xiao Momo is so brave, he dared to speak ill of the high mathematics teacher." Disapprovingly, Nangong Yan yawned, still sleepy.

Is this the point?Gritting his teeth at the end of Xia, he said, "I called you from the toilet!"

"Oh, don't you think the smell is strong?" Roommate Xia Mo is a bit of a clean freak, and usually doesn't go to public toilets or anything. According to him, the smell is so mixed that it's disgusting.Calling him in the bathroom for so long today... how did he stand it?Nangong Yan was rather curious about this.

"..." Mo Xia snapped off the phone, he was so overwhelmed with salt in the morning that he went to talk to that heartless guy!Just let him fail the exam, and watch their extermination old demon's weird make-up exam questions torture him to death!

After hanging up the phone, Nangong Yan originally planned to continue the interrupted dream, but the serious and elongated big yellow face of the high mathematics teacher always flashed in his mind!The terrified Nangong Yan was completely refreshed, and she lingered in the dormitory for a long time before going to class with leisurely small steps.

After successfully sneaking into a certain seat at the back of the classroom, Nangong Yan glanced at the professor on the podium, and said dissatisfiedly to the people beside him: "You lied to me! The professor's indicators are obviously normal."

Xia Mo shrugged, "Don't you know there is a saying - the calm before the storm?"

"Okay. Roll call?"

"Ah."

"Ask for leave for me?"

"Yeah." Mo Xia turned the black pen in his hand, "I said you pulled your pants."

The corners of Nangong Yan's mouth twitched, and she looked at him contemptuously, "Please explain your pants and stomach clearly, please? Please use standard Mandarin!"

"A sheep? Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." said Xia Mo, turning her head to look at Nangong Yan, with a very... apologetic expression? "Also, what I just said was standard Mandarin."

What's the meaning?Nangong Yan was stunned, then thought of a certain possibility, and couldn't calm down anymore!Fuck!This is not true!Pointing at the end of Xia with trembling fingers, Nangong Yan stuttered nervously, "You you you..."

Xia Mo rubbed his nose apologetically, "I'm a little nervous talking to Juejue, so I accidentally slipped the note... so I called diarrhea as trousers... Well, the meanings are pretty much the same.. .”

Almost your sister!This is not a moral standard at all!Diarrhea is sick, you can pull your pants...your sister!Who's a good young man in his twenties would do such a thing as pulling his pants down and losing his IQ!

Seeing Nangong Yan's desperate expression, Xia Mo expressed deep sympathy, and comforted him, "Don't worry, I went to the podium to talk to Juejue."

It was said that Nangongyan's damaged heart recovered 0.0001 liters of blood after being hit. In front of that middle-aged woman who was a professor of high mathematics, it was not once or twice that she was ashamed, although this time the content was too disgusting.

"But..." Xia Mo turned the pen in his hand again, pondered for a moment before saying: "But you also have to express condolences, I didn't expect the microphone on the extermination podium to be turned off."

Click!

Nangong Yan only felt that she had crushed her teeth, and the fragments were stuck in her throat, making it difficult to breathe, and a series of complications such as chest tightness, shortness of breath and tinnitus occurred.There is a sentence endlessly looping in my ear: the microphone is off... the wind is off... off...off...

Fuck!This cliff is not true!You can't cruelly abandon him in the world, and put him in the public impression that he can't live a benevolent life, can't take care of his lower body and can't control himself!

Nangong Yan looked at the unscrupulous classmate Xia Mo who, although trying to show sympathy as much as possible, couldn't hide his face of gloating, looked at the professor on the podium who occasionally glanced in his direction, and saw that he didn't stop talking, and then looked around A circle of girls who looked back at him from time to time covering their mouths and giggling...

In the end, Nangong Yan fixed his eyes on the window, the blue sky, the gentle lake water, the green grassland... Ahem, he didn't see any of these... He only saw thousands of fluffy vicunas in front of him Joyfully galloping past, even cutely pulled up a big banner, writing in cursive script: Stupid x? o(╯□╰)o

Looking up at the sky at 135 degrees, don't ask him why he doesn't put on the classic melancholy 45 degrees, because the tears in the corners of his eyes are really endless, and his eyelids are red and swollen!

When Xu Weikuan came to pick him up in the afternoon, Nangong Yan slammed into his arms gracefully in the posture of Xiao Yanerfei, and said in a fearful tone: "The earth is so scary, Xu Weikuan, take me back to Mars!"

"It's a bit difficult," Xu Weikuan chuckled, "You know, Martian refuses to accept psychopaths."

Hearing this, Nangong Yan glared at him, and pushed him away fiercely.You bastard!

Sitting in the passenger seat, Nangong Yan affectionately described the brutal and inhumane treatment he had just experienced, and then looked at the person in the driver's seat with expectant eyes.

After Xu Weikuan paused for a while, he lived up to someone's expectations and said, "I'll just ask a question."

"You ask." Nangong Yan immediately sat upright with a serious expression on his face. Those who didn't know the expression thought that this guy was holding a press conference for some important event.

"Didn't you tell me yesterday that you have no class today?"

"Uh..." Nangong Yan wiped off his sweat.

〒▽〒 For such trivial matters, please muddle through!Please pay attention to the story he spent a long time telling!Haven’t Hong Kong and Taiwan dramas told you since you were young that the most important thing to be a human being is to have compassion!

Bo sympathy was hit by a wall, Nangongyan sniffed and determined to release her anger, oh no, vent it on Weibo.

cv Yan Yan Yan V: Bengong announced that @cv will be put in limbo for half the summer from now on!Demolish Yan Xia cp!

Fan 1: (⊙_⊙;) What happened?

Fan 2: Is the Palace Master so arrogant?

Fan 3: Is this the rhythm of breaking up?No!He is a loyal Yan Xia party! ＞﹏＜

Fan 4: The demolition office decided to reject the demolition decision!

Fan 5: 〒▽〒Yan Sha Mama is going to divorce Ban Xia Sha Mama, who are you going to sleep with and fly with?

Fan 6: Crying!Insist on Yan Xia cp unwavering!

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Half a summer V: I just switched to eating Pleurotus eryngii recently, and I’m tired of eating enoki mushrooms, you know →_→//@三底肉肉: What’s the matter with you two? (Question) //@cv颜艳艳V: I announce that @cv will be sidelined for half the summer from now on!Demolish Yan Xia cp!

Vermicelli 1: Flammulina velutipes→_→

Vermicelli 2: Flammulina velutipes→_→

Vermicelli 3: Flammulina velutipes→_→

Fan 4: (=_=) I can no longer look directly at the silly mother of Sanyan

Fan 5: So, this is Ban Xia Sha Ma who abandoned Yan Sha Ma?

Fan 6: Today must be April Fool's Day!I don't believe it's amazing to dismantle CP!

cv Yan Yan Yan V: Since then, passers-by, the world has not seen, I feel tired and do not love. (︶︿︶)

Reply to cv Yanyanyan V: Miss Jianghu?Well, you can move out of the bedroom!Also, don't ask me to bring you any takeaways back to the dormitory! !

cv Yan Yanyan replied half summer V: (._.) Huh?What just happened?The screen of the phone suddenly went black, huh?Who posted that Weibo just now?How come I don't know anything? ╮(╯3╰)╭

Reply to cv Yanyanyan V: Promise!

Fan 7: Emma!The palace lord will give you a hard time!

Fan 8: Mommy Yan, don't be so cute!In an instant, there is wood!

Yellow dregs: I always knew Sanyan that you were a weak attack, but I never thought that you were a thin attack! (pick nose)

Fan 9: Puff puff!Fine attack...

Fan 10: fine attack...

Fan 11: I was taken aback. I thought it was a split, but it turned out that the two were showing their affection! (~￣▽￣～)

Fan 12: I was also taken aback. In the end, we know how to fall in love and kill each other→_→

Fan 13: Σ(°△°|||)︴Palace Master and Ban Xia Zun are in the same dormitory!Same bed?Nima, I can't stop thinking about it!

Fan 14: Yan silly mother and wife are strict!

Fan 15: They are absolutely showing their affection!Meng's face is full of blood!

Fan 16: You two must be happy!

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Show affection?Falling in love and killing each other?Nangong Yanheixian, didn't they say that the eyes of the masses are discerning, because Maoyan and their fans are so confused about the truth and right and wrong!

Heartbroken again, Nangong Yan turned off Weibo and looked out of the car.The car happened to be parked at an intersection waiting for the green light, and there was a supermarket on the side of the road. Of course, this is not the point. The point is that a forbidden movie is being staged in front of the supermarket!

A little Teddy is struggling to crawl behind the heroic big golden retriever, performing discordant waist movements.

Fuck!The world is going down!It's too shameless to be bright and bright in broad daylight!Damn, it's fine to go out without wearing underwear, but actually, she's improvising xxoo on the street!

A certain little virgin bit his finger with aggrieved jealousy, I wish you infertility! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Looking at the two dogs with very different sizes, Nangong Yan tilted his head, "Hey Xu Weikuan, what attributes do you think they are, young? Weak attack and strong accept? Or is it the height difference that some rotten girls are cuter? What's wrong with being low and attacking high?"

Xu Weikuan sighed, "Xiaoyan," think about your vocabulary, try not to offend someone, "That Teddy is a bitch."

aha?Nangongyan was shocked, and when she went to look at the two carefully, her mood was already different.I despised myself a little in my heart. Sure enough, his homosexual eyes only had offense and suffering?Even the animal world is not spared?

But... that teddy is a bitch?Can't!How can a bitch be so unreserved... Thinking of this, Nangong Yan thought of something, and suddenly turned her head and glared at someone, "You are very careful!"

Xu Weikuan: "..."

Nangong Yan was curious about the baby and was busy studying the animal world outside the window on the car window, exclaiming: "Now girls are so unrestrained? They are stronger than a man, and they are still so strong!"

Xu Weikuan wanted to support the wall, but said weakly: "Xiaoyan, that's a dog, don't change the concept secretly, okay?"

"Oh," Nangong Yan responded casually, and then asked curiously: "Then their posture just now should be regarded as female superiors?"

Xu Weikuan just started the car, when he heard Nangong Yan's words, he almost trembled and drove the car to the opposite lane.Wiping sweat silently, what a mess!Nangong Yan, what is going on in your little head every day!

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Nangong Yan followed Xu Weikuan into the shopping mall, and took people directly to the store on the second floor where he used to buy wheat.