God, let's show our love

I didn't even admit it. "Nangong Yan knows that she looks good, but if so, this is not the reason why he can bend a straight man! Straight men are the most annoying!

Xu Weikuan nodded after listening to his tangled words, and asked, "What do you think a straight man is like?"

"What else can I do, don't I just like girls and hate homosexuality?" Nangong Yan curled her lips, and her tone was obviously targeted and sad.

Xu Weikuan pondered for a moment, then stretched out his hand to touch Nangong Yan's head, and said with hypocritical gentleness: "I said, it's not your fault to be illiterate, but it's your fault to show off your ignorance."

"Hey!" Nangong Yan waved his hand and mercilessly slapped his paws off his head, glaring at him.It's fine to reject him or something, but what's the matter with personal attacks!

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Shrugging his shoulders indifferently, Xu Weikuan threw his mobile phone over, "Here, let's watch it online, ignorant little Sao Nian~~"

The corners of Nangong Yan's mouth twitched at the last small ending, and goosebumps appeared on the arm holding the phone, what the hell, I'm selling your sister's cuteness in broad daylight!

[Straight man is a special term for bisexual or heterosexual in the GAY circle... Another way of saying is that straight man refers to the heterosexual or bisexual person whom gay men like; Gay men straight, bisexual. 】

Well?So, so?Xu Weikuan may be a double?This kind of assumption made Nangongyan a little bit unacceptable, your sister, isn't it okay to have a single sexual orientation?Men love women too, aren't you too busy?What the hell is fraternity? The psychological and physical acceptance scale is so large!

Annoyed, he swipe the screen casually, and a small fresh sticker pops into his sight.

[Straight male dick is strong, rotten female eyes are blurred...]

cough cough!Nangong Yan almost choked to death on her own saliva!Strong, strong or something... really evil, isn't it!Damn Xu Weikuan, that sullen man, wouldn't want him to see this, would he?Feeling that her view of the world was in jeopardy and about to collapse, Nangong Yan hurriedly closed the webpage, and handed the phone back as if nothing had happened.

Xu Weikuan stared at Nangong Yan's cheek and asked with a half-smile, "Huh? Why is your face so red?"

You're just asking questions knowingly!Gritting her teeth secretly, Nangong Yan coughed calmly, "Well, what exactly do you want me to see?"

"It's nothing, it's just to increase your knowledge." Xu Weikuan turned his phone casually while talking, and asked meaningfully: "Or, what new insights do we Xiaoyan have on straight men?"

"No..." With a grunt, Nangong Yan lowered his eyes and suddenly felt a little shy. He just said...our Xiaoyan?Is it possible that he...

"you..."

Beep beep!

Just as he was about to ask the exit, he was interrupted by the sudden sound of a car horn. Nangong Yan was taken aback, and looked in the direction of the sound, but the environment outside the car window caught him. "Huh? Here?"

"A random parking space." Xu Weikuan started the car while talking, turned his head to Nangong Yan and said with a smile: "It's interesting to see you sleeping, so I temporarily found a nearby parking lot, but," glanced at the rear mirror, " It's like a private parking space here, the owner is back and our occupancy time is over."

Uh... Nangong Yan is ashamed, occupying the parking space of other people's house without permission, and can still show an attitude that it is your honor. This kind of shameless behavior is probably only the shameless man next to him who can do it so openly , Handy now...

But... a little awkward, Nangongyan twisted her fingers, what did that person mean by that?What do you mean it's fun to watch him sleep?Is he ugly sleeping or...accidentally drooling?

Glancing at the driver, Nangong Yan's fingers clenched even tighter.The topic just now was suddenly interrupted, and the atmosphere where you could take the opportunity to ask clearly was diverted by accident like that.It seems odd to continue now.

There was an eerie silence all the way until they reached the gate of Nangong Yan's school.

Reaching out to unbuckle the seat belt, Nangong Yan put his hand on the door lock hesitantly, but he didn't intend to get out of the car.To ask or not to ask, that is the question.If I don't ask clearly, I guess I'll just think about sleepless nights, sleepless nights, sleepless nights, sleepless nights, sleepless nights and sleepless nights.

"That, you, what you just said..." Sensing the other party's gaze on him, Nangong Yan asked stammeringly, "What do you mean?"

Xu Weikuan was taken aback for a moment, then shook his head and laughed, stretched out his hand and scratched Nangong Yan's head, "You bastard, why do you still remember that!"

"I know I'm stupid, you, can you make it clearer?" Nangong Yan really didn't want to play that guessing game, he couldn't even get the old professor's final exam questions right. , not to mention this kind of divergent problem that doesn't even have a boundary!

Sighing lightly, Xu Weikuan felt helpless for the little guy in front of him, and explained: "The straight man Gu Ang said is different from what you understand. When he said I am a straight man, he meant that I only oppress others and be the one above. Do you understand this time?"

Nangong Yan shook his head blankly, making him even more confused.What does it mean to only do the one above?Does it mean the number one in homosexuality?But...

Uh, is Xu Weikuan gay?No!meeting!Bar!This is even weirder than a detective horror movie!

Besides, how could he be gay!Even if he doesn't have a girlfriend, he definitely shouldn't like men!This is unscientific, hey!No, no, Nangong Yan rubbed her forehead, feeling that her brain capacity was not enough, the amount of information just received was too much, and she was a bit stuck.

Xu Weikuan doesn't look gay at all, his whole body reveals an aura that can't be straighter!Uh well, even if there are really gay men who are straight and straight, Xu Weikuan is a man who hides too deeply!He had known him for so long and yet he didn't find any clues!This deep camouflage can only be controlled by this wicked man!

In other words, if, if Xu Weikuan really likes a man, then...does he have a great chance?He...they can have sex together without any pressure?

I was a little excited, the boulder that had been blocking me from going forward was finally moved by Yugong!Reminiscent of what Xu Weikuan said to him before, can he make a bold guess that he has no feelings for him?He kissed him, does that mean...

Suddenly, there is a sense of clarity. Are his previous worries about gains and losses considered self-seeking abuse?Nangong Yan secretly pursed the corners of her mouth, even though he guessed it so smoothly and naturally, he still wanted to hear a man tell it himself.

"You, like me?" The person who asked was still cautious, but there was no uneasiness in the eyebrows and eyes, but a little more playfulness and confidence.The whole person seems to be active like a sunflower facing the sun, the whole body is full of sunshine, extremely brilliant.

Xu Weikuan raised his eyebrows, "Don't you think it's too late to ask this kind of question now?" After he has touched and kissed, it seems that it is superfluous to confirm this relationship.

"Hey, do you like it or not!" A pair of big eyes blinked and blinked, and the narrow and long tails of the eyes inadvertently evoked a trace of charm, the eyes waved and looked bright.

Ah!How could she act like a spoiled child?

Er Mengmeng looks like a little furry animal.Xu Weikuan flicked Nangongyan's forehead with his fingers, and scolded with a smile, "Little idiot!"

"It hurts!" Nangong Yan covered her forehead in pain and stared.

"I'm curious, how did you get admitted to university with such a low IQ?" Xu Weikuan expressed serious doubts, but the teasing in his eyes was clearly eye-catching, "No... you also sneaked here by climbing the wall?"

Actually hurt him again!Nangongyan puffed up her face and was about to use the rope to protect her IQ index, but her ears moved suddenly, sensitively capturing a few words: also?Wall climbing?

Fuck!No way!

Nangong Yan pointed at Xu Weikuan with a frightened expression, "You don't know, do you?"

The high school Nangong Yan attended was a semi-closed school, and the school gate was only opened on weekends to let these poor children who had been frustrated in school for a week go home to have a look.Therefore, if Nangong Yan wants to go to the university next door to see a certain handsome guy, he has to... do not take the usual path: climb the wall!

Therefore, I am very grateful that these two schools are so close to each other, and there is only a wall between them.There is an ancient poem: the top of the wall is a low concrete wall, I am here and you are there.There is the sound of rushing water in my ears, I am humming at this end, and you are peeing at the other end.

Nangong Yan was once seduced by a boy surnamed Xu, and he did not hesitate to climb the wall just to see the handsome guy. This episode is really black history, black history, and it will not be broadcast if it is suppressed.

Xu Weikuan calmly looked at Nangong Yan, who was not calm, with an innocent expression, and said quietly: "What do you know? Did you know that there is an iron mesh gate less than 200 meters to the right of the wall you climbed, and it is still The one that is unlocked 24 hours a day all year round?"

Depend on!There is such a thing!

Then every time I climb over the wall like a fool and almost fall to osteoporosis, what the hell is going on!

Nangongyan covered her face, and started worrying about her own IQ. It's okay to be a bit of a scumbag, but if the scumbag gets home, it's a sickness, and it must be treated!

Xu Weikuan appreciatively admired someone's tangled expression, and added a dose of cruelty slowly, "Or do you know that every time you climb the wall, you just want to play with me?"

"You!" Nangong Yan was completely shocked this time, his soul almost turned into a moth and flew away!Xu, Xu Weikuan, how could he know!That was a secret he kept in his heart and never told anyone!How did this man... know?

Seeing through someone's doubts at a glance, Xu Weikuan rarely gave an explanation kindly, "Idiot, haven't you ever noticed that the window of the classroom where I study is facing the wall you climb every time."

Xu Weikuan happened to be sitting by the window that day, and he glanced out of the window inadvertently, but his gaze disappeared for a while.On the opposite wall that is less than three meters high, there is a child struggling to climb up. That's right, a little boy wearing the uniform of the junior high school next door.The distance was a little far, Xu Weikuan didn't see the other person's face clearly, but he was really pleased by his clumsy wall-climbing posture.

After such a funny situation happened to be surrounded by him three or two times, Xu Weikuan subconsciously sat by the window when he went to that classroom, and turned his head from time to time to see if some stupid monster would appear on the low wall. figure.After doing this a few times, Xu Weikuan gradually figured out the timing of the other party coming over the wall. At the same time, he also discovered another interesting thing. The little boy who climbed over the wall seemed to be following the He passed by... more than seven or eight times!

Pretending to be ignorant and letting the other party's small movements around him, Xu Weikuan gradually began to pay attention to this boy, noticing that the short waist exposed under the hem of his clothes that he accidentally rolled up when he climbed over the wall was very white and thin, and noticed that he Every time I walked by him, I trembled my eyelashes and dared not look at him shyly, and I also noticed that he often stood stupidly from a distance and looked at him in a daze...

Touching his chin, Xu Weikuan seemed to have noticed something, so he took back what he wanted to tell a stupid little guy: climbing the wall is dangerous, and there is a side door next to it.

Recalling his memory, Xu Weikuan looked at a stunned person, laughed, stretched out his hand to pinch Nangongyan's bright red face, "Do you know what I was thinking every time you walked past me with blushing ears?"

Nangong Yan shook his head, all he can think about right now is... Fuck!It turns out that this guy knew the secret of the young master a long time ago!

"I'm thinking..." Suddenly closing the distance between the two, he deliberately sprinkled all the warm breath on the little red ear that was almost dripping with blood, and said ambiguously: "It must be a great feeling to kiss you." ..."

Nangong Yan: "..."

You really are a hooligan! !

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☆, 15 (fix typo)

Nangong Yan felt a little dazed when she returned to the dormitory. He just said goodbye to being single?It always feels unreal, but the touch of that person's kiss on the lips is still so clear.Pursing her lips, Nangong Yan ran to the mirror, um, the guy with red face and swollen lips in the mirror is not him, he is definitely not him!

Walking around the dormitory twice aimlessly, still unable to settle down with excitement, he suddenly saw the small laptop on the table, um, he seemed to have found a place where he could show his excitement.

Therefore, the fans who were checking Weibo during this period of time were excited to see a new message from their Sanyan Silly Mom.

cv Yanyanyan V: Strip off!la la la ~~

Fan 1: Take off! ≧▽≦y

Fan 2: Take off! +1

Fan 3: Take off! +10086

Fan 4: Take off! + Silly mobile phone number

Fan 5: Take off! + I'm just here to join in the fun...

Fan 6: Take off! + Passing by with soy sauce...

Fan 7: Take off! + Ask in a low voice: Is the silly mother going to strip naked? (￣3￣)a

Fan 8: Take off! + Ask for fruit photos!ヾ(≧O≦)〃哦~

Fan 9: Take off! + Looking for a positive face, looking for a beautiful back, asking for white legs, asking for two points, asking for a ball!

Fan 10: Reply to Fan 9: Ball?Is it the qq number of the silly mother?I have!

Fan 11: (⊙o⊙)..., why do I think that Qiuqiu refers to the evil Beep...

Fan 12: There is a kind of completely crooked rush

Yellow slag: Σ(°△°|||)︴Peanuts?Idiot want to run naked?And it's still a happy streaking?Are you really swollen in this world?

Fan 13: I suddenly felt the deep love (xie) and meaning (nian) from everyone upstairs to the Palace Master!

Fan 14: Did you bid farewell to being single?bless! ps: Please hand over the man behind you O(∩_∩)O hahaha~

Fan 15: Sanyan Silly Mom has finally pursued @半一下夏早妈?Did it work out?

Fan 16: (pick nose) Silly mom just married herself today? (￣.￣) Isn’t silly mom always a family man?

Fan 17: Looking at Da Da’s Weibo, the only one is the healthy and unrestrained baby teeth. From this point of view... Da Da, why don’t you hurry up and bring Xiao Shou Shou out for us! (saliva.

Fan 18: Seeking the latest piss!Ask for the truth!

...

Nangong Yan looked at the comments with embarrassment, and just as she was about to reply to a few people, she saw the little penguin on the lower right foot of the computer beating actively.

6699: Silly mother! (=￣ω￣=)

Palace Master: Who are you?

6699: (>﹏<) Silly mother, do you have to be cruel and decisive?

6699: Silly mom, don't you remember me?

6699: Idiot, I like your evil charm attacking palace master so much

6699: (._.) Silly mother, why are you so swollen that you can make trouble with the ruthless, cruel and unreasonable deciduous teeth!

Palace Master: ⊙﹏⊙b sweat... well, baby, what's the matter with you?

6699: (#￣▽￣#) Tuyan, don’t act like this!Baby, baby, call him, he has a family!

6699: Although I know you like me, silly mom, but my husband will be jealous!

Palace Master: (─.─||) Can you be more shameless?

Palace Master: Does your family know that you don't want to face like this!

6699: ┐(─__─)┌Silly mom really is a tsundere attack!How could he turn his face and deny anyone so quickly!

6699: I still remember that winter, the hotel, the bed, we...

Palace Master: (→_→) One of us is in City A and the other is in City M, thank you, let’s leave~

Palace Master: Also, someone who has a family please respect yourself~

6699: Ahhh!

6699: Aww!

6699: Uh huh huh!

Palace Mistress: Pfft!live version? Σ(°△°|||)︴

Palace Master: I don't want to hear it, okay!Mute please!Are the ears pregnant?

6699: (=￣ω￣=) Silly mom, I saw your Weibo~~

6699: Take off your clothes, there is a situation! (→_→)

6699: Silly mom, don't you want to say something to me?

Palace Master: I want to say...

Palace Master: What the hell are you looking for me for?Late adults! (︶︿︶)

6699: You really don't remember!Narration, silly mother!

6699: The anticipation of the modern drama "Gang Gang Heist" is only missing the narration by you, silly mother! 〒▽〒

Well?Nangongyan really reacted for a while before remembering that "The Gangster Robbery" was a drama dubbed by Xu Weikuan, and only then did she recall that she had, and seemed to have actively worked hard to join this crew, as a... sad narrator.And in the trailer, it seems that he really has such a sentence to announce...

Yan Yanyan: ⊙﹏⊙b Khan, I will pass it to you later

6699: Well, people will keep waiting for the idiot, keep waiting, keep waiting, keep waiting...

6699: When the flowers wither and the birds fly and the hens lay eggs~~

Yan Yanyan: Actually, I wanted to say it a long time ago

6699: Nani?

Yan Yanyan: Your screen name is too obscene! (#‵′)convex

6699: Boom~ Silly mothers are really cold-blooded animals, they were sweetly called my baby just now, and they called me wretched as soon as they pressed me 〒▽〒

6699: These days, it's hard to survive in the later period!

Yan Yanyan: Uh, I need to explain, I mean baby when I say baby

6699: People know, is the silly mother boasting that he is cute and cute and will never grow up (￣︶￣)

Yan Yanyan: This... I really don't...

Yan Yanyan: By baby I mean...you have a low IQ...

6699: (╯－＿－)╯╧╧

6699: See you at the silly mother village! ╭(╯^╰)╮Huh!

...

6699 is the late stage of several dramas that she has collaborated with Sanyan. After bullying the little girl in the late stage, Nangongyan is in a good mood.

As soon as the one-sentence report was recorded and sent out, the door of the dormitory was pushed open. Looking back at the person who opened the door, Nangong Yanle, she exclaimed joyfully, "Honey!"

Shaking the goosebumps on his body at the end of Xia, he glanced at a certain roommate who was excited, "The heart is rippling...what's the matter, was pushed down by Xu Weikuan? Lost your virginity? Lost your virginity?"

Nangong Yan curled her lips, looked at people from top to bottom in contempt, and said quite generously: "I don't care about you, hey, although you speak so harshly, I can understand you."

At the end of Xia's forehead jumping, being understood by this guy, there is always an inexplicable sense of dislike for a good cabbage being slapped by a pig...

Nangong Yan turned around, put her hands on the back of the chair like a little hamster, "You are jealous of me, seeing how quickly I got a beautiful man back, and your Gu Ang is still being abused by you." Cooking warmly."

Xia Mo was taken aback when he heard the words, and asked a little surprised: "No way? Are you really together?" He was just teasing him casually just now, okay?

Nangong Yan looked at him with a smile, and nodded with a smile, "Yes! Start the first love mode from today!"

At the end of Xia, he looked at Nangongyan and asked in surprise, "You actually confessed yourself?"

Nangong Yan was not happy when she heard the words, "What do you mean by that? Why must I take the initiative! Why is it not Xu Weikuan!"

Xia Mo leaned against the edge of the bed, re-examined him and said clearly: "That's right, if you have the guts to confess your love, how can you delay it until today, a few years later, and lie down for nothing?" Xu Weikuan went to beg for luck on the bed."

Nangong Yan: "..."

He shouldn't have accidentally relaxed his psychological defenses and told about his secret love to a guy who is weak on the outside and mean on the inside!

"Hey, let me tell you," Mo Xia touched Nangong Yan, "what's the matter?"

Thinking of the situation at that time, Nangong Yan suddenly felt a little embarrassed, "It's just that he suddenly kissed... and then..."

"Wait a minute!" Xia Mo suddenly interrupted, took out his cell phone and said, "I'll call Xu Weikuan first and ask if he came to see you today."

Nangong Yan was stunned, "Uh? What do you mean?"

"I always feel that this plot is too dreamy, it can't be your own erotic dream, right?"

"Damn it!" Nangong Yan wanted to throw the table for no reason, "You really look down on my young master's charm!"

Xia Mo shrugged, "All I can see is your shameless face and shamelessness."

"Xiao Momo, you must be jealous that I have a boyfriend! Hmph!"

Xia Mo curled his lips, he had to say that he was a little unhappy, unhappy to see Nangong Yan being so smug, and of course, even more unhappy that he left the group before him!He and Gu Ang's childhood sweethearts have been together for more than ten years and haven't achieved a positive result. This guy is just a few years of unrequited love and proudly hugs the handsome guy home. What's the reason?

"Hey, so Xu Weikuan confessed first?" Xia Mo asked with a sour tone.

"Uh, it's...well." Nangong Yan was also in a daze, how did they get mixed up just now? "Anyway, he seems to have noticed me a long time ago."

"Oh? Then don't you two have a two-way crush?" Two-way crush, this setting is quite beautiful.At least... Thinking of someone, Mo Xia's eyes flashed with loneliness, at least it's better than holding a stupid piece of wood and gnawing dryly.He gnawed very hard, but it was a pity that wood was wood, so he was so stupid that he didn't notice it.

Hearing this, Nangong Yan blinked in surprise and said, "It seems...it's true!"

That bright face is too ostentatious, Xia Mo pulled the corner of his mouth to pour some cold water, well, he admitted that he was really jealous. "Since Xu Weikuan liked you a long time ago, why didn't he tell you today?"

Eh?Yes!

Nangong Yan held his chin, that man had never shown a hint of liking for him before today, although he always teased him and flirted with him, but he was wearing a straight man's coat, which made him sick every time he thought that the two were not fellow travelers to die for.Then today, suddenly giving him such a big benefit, there must be some conspiracy!

I can't calm down anymore, Nangong Yan was about to call Xu Weikuan and suddenly stopped, um, it would be awkward to ask that kind of words directly, or...it's better to communicate by sending WeChat in written form...

Xiaoyan: Hello!

Mr. Xu:?Missed me just after we parted?

Xiaoyan: (￣Q￣)╯Go away!

Mr. Xu: Well, goodbye.

Xiaoyan: Hello!

Xiaoyan: Hello!

Xiaoyan: Your sister!Xu Weikuan, show up quickly!

Xiaoyan: Xu Weikuan!

Xiaoyan: Brother Xu!

Xiaoyan: Brother!

Mr. Xu: It sounds nice.

Xiaoyan: (︶︿︶) = convex, shameless!

Xiaoyan: Don't make trouble!Ask you a serious question.

Mr. Xu: ...loved.

Xiaoyan: (⊙_⊙;)...Gah?

Xiaoyan: Xu Xiansen, don't act like this!How about someone's serious face?

Mr. Xu: Baby, no matter how you look at your face, you can’t be serious

Xiaoyan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Xiaoyan: Can we communicate well!

Mr. Xu: ==

Xiaoyan: Well, you just said you liked me, why didn't you tell me before?

Mr. Xu: I like you or something... Did I say that? (Confuse)

Xiaoyan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ What do you mean! You still don’t accept it after eating it all?

Mr. Xu: How come, of course I admit it, my baby's little mouth is delicious! ^_^

Nangong Yan paused while holding the phone, feeling her face burn.

Xiaoyan: Get lost, you rascal!

Xiaoyan: Don't change the subject!Hurry up and tell the truth, you know that I like you for a long time, why did you do that today.

Mr. Xu: What?

Xiaoyan: Hurry up!

Mr. Xu: Ah, Xiaoyan's innocent secret love is quite interesting.It feels pretty good to be liked by Xiaoyan so cautiously.

Xiaoyan: Shameless!

This bad guy actually enjoys the process of being secretly in love with him!asshole!

Mr. Xu: Angry?

Xiaoyan: (╬￣dish￣) Convex, you really are a scumbag!

Mr. Xu: Touch your head, just kidding.

Mr. Xu: I have always been unsure about my feelings for Xiaoyan. I was afraid that I would hurt you even more if I agreed to date you.After all, I am a few years older than you and Xiaoyan, you are still a kid.

Xiaoyan: Damn!You are just a child!Then why did you suddenly...

Mr. Xu: ^_^ It was probably stimulated by the boy who hugged you at the school gate today.

It turned out that this person cared... He thought that he didn't care at all.

Mr. Xu: I suddenly found out that Xiaoyan is very popular. Well, I'm actually a little jealous.It will be more reassuring to hang the Xu's brand on you, and you don't have to worry about being abducted by others. ^_^

Xiaoyan: ⊙﹏⊙b Khan, um, let me ask weakly, you kept turning your face during the meal, so you couldn’t just be struggling with this problem, right?

Mr. Xu: Xiaoyan is so smart!

Nangong Yanheixian, that person's serious expression made him think that their company's stock price was going to plummet!It turned out to be thinking about this idiot question!

How shameless this person is, to think about how to bully him even for a romantic confession!

Damn, what kind of unreliable and vicious boyfriend did he have?

The fleeting time is unfavorable, and this day can't be passed!Can he return it? 〒▽〒

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☆, 16

After returning from evening class that day, Xia Mo was still missing, but according to Nangong Yan's long-term accumulated experience, someone went to his brother Ang again.It is estimated that he was recently stimulated by his affairs, and the pace of hooking up with Gu Ang at the end of Xia seems to have accelerated.

The bored classmate Nangong Yan climbed onto the Internet and went directly to her harem.

Palace Master's Backyard Group No. 1

Maid A: Wow!Love it! (￣ˇ￣)

Maid B: Chick, Chick sounds so good!His darling almost abandoned the Palace Master and left...

Maid A: Go face the wall, Smecta!Pulled out, ahem, I also had my deciduous teeth shaken ╮(╯_╰)╭

Maid C: (pick nose) I would say I have betrayed?I would say that my heart for loving the Palace Master has been split in half?

Waiter: I still like Sanyan silly mother! (*^_^*) Sanyan Silly Mom is the best!

Maid A: Grab Xiao Shoushou!

Maid B: Torture!

Maid C: Extort a confession by torture!

Maid Ding: Seriously!

Group owner: This is the rhythm of sm... I don't talk, I just watch...

Maid E: Maid Jun Shou's true love for our silly mother

Maid A: Shame on Smecta (─.─||)

Maid B: Protected by the Lord's great heart, the world can learn from the mountains, the earth can collapse, and the earth can be torn apart. I will never let you go

Maid C: The little scepter loves Xiao Gong deeply, but the scumbag Gong still doesn't know it, cry! (┬＿┬)

Maid E: abuse +1

Maid Ding: abuse +2

Palace Master: Abuse + your sister! (╯－＿－)╯╧╧

Maid A: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Maid B: ⊙ω⊙Scumbags are haunted!

Maid A: Shoot the arrow!

Maid B: Lightning strike!

Maid C: Light the sky lanterns!

Group leader: Castration!

Maid Ding: Castration!

Maid E: cut jj

Palace lord: (__)ノ | wall

Palace Master: Your pillows are wet enough, hey!

Waiter: Hello silly mother! (*^_^*)

Palace lord: hug

Maid A: Emma, ​​bright eyes (つ﹏)

Maid Ding: Emma, ​​this affectionate embrace (つ﹏)

Maid B: Emma, ​​you are the wind and I am the sand (つ﹏)

Maid E: Emma, ​​lingering and wandering to the end of the world (つ﹏)

Palace Master: ⊙﹏⊙b Khan, this group is the yin and yang of the baby teeth, which hurts the holy body, servant, let's quit the group!

Waiter: ＼(￣︶￣)／

Maid Ding: Silly mother, is this the rhythm of kidnapping Xiaoshou and elopement?

Maid E: Slag Gong turns out to be a loyal dog?

Group owner: Tsundere and stupid than Gong x Obedient and docile, no explanation

Maid A: Puff puff puff, the group leader is mighty!

Maid B: Puff puff puff, group leader gj!

Palace Master: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Palace Master: This group can't stay here anymore!

Waiter: Silly Mom Shun Mao

Palace Master: (︶︿︶)

Waiter: Hug

Maid A: (￣.￣)+ Are they boldly showing affection and ignoring us?

Maid B: The little shoushou appeases the little stalker, so cute!

Maid herself: Silly mother, have you abandoned Banxia silly mother? (＞﹏＜)

Maid Geng: Yan Xia cp party passing by...Silly mother, are you going to betray Banxia silly mother to climb the wall?

Group owner: Reminder: Group announcement: This group is the fan group of CV Yan Yanyan's silly mother, and the ultimate goal is to moles the silly mother without any morals!All CPs are messing around, all loyal CP brain-dead parties, please respect yourself!Three grams of oil~~

Palace Master: Well, what were you talking about just now?

Maid A: Idiot spying on the screen...

Maid B: (#‵′) Convex

Maid C: First, let me recall whether I have ever said anything bad about my silly mother.

Maid Ding: Report to the silly mother, it is a story about betrayal and rebellion, the silly mother should not listen to it

Palace Master: ⊙﹏⊙b Khan, important point!

Maid A: We fell in love with a man

Maid B: Damei Gongyin!It's so delicious!

Maid C: By the way, the silly mother seems to be on the forehead of that crew (pick nose)

Group owner: I’m the one who gave you that gong sound you heard, cv third master

Palace Master: What happened to him? (Confuse)

Maid A: The teaser has been announced!Aww, grass chicken sounds good! (￣ˇ￣)

Maid B: I recommend the idiot to listen to it, the idiot will also fall in love with Gong Jun

Shi Jun: The voice of the silly mother is the best!

Group leader: (￣.￣) + Shijun Shoushou is really a loyal fan of silly mother

...

Hearing that Xu Weikuan's drama was released, Nangong Yan was surprised that the crew was so fast and at the same time felt a little worried, so she hurriedly opened the little pink page to see the post of the drama.

[Produced by Ling Yuyin] The preview of the modern Tanmei radio drama "Gangster Robbery" is shockingly released!

STAFF:

Original: Mountain Cannon Nev

Planning and publicity: three-layer pork belly [Longling Yuyin Society]

Director: Yellow Drops【Long Ling Ling Yin Society】

Screenwriter: half-mature man

Late stage: 6699 [Curly Lingering Sound Society]

Artist: Year One

CAST:

Sanye: Sanye

Gu Ran: Glass is not crisp [Gold Medal Club]

Manager: Phantom [Long Ling Yin Society]

MB: light worry

Li Hao: Eat carrots with salt [Gongyinshe]

...

Narrator: Yan Yanyan [Gongyinshe]

The planner has something to say: Heck, don't talk too much, listen to the drama!

Floor 1: Hug someone to grab the sofa! ——cv salty eat radish

2nd Floor: Sit on the sofa with the whole crew! ——Three layers of pork belly

3rd Floor: *★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)/:*...Finally a drama!

4th Floor: Shan Pao Nev Da Da's novel!Finally produced a radio drama pinch!Rolling around...~(～o￣▽￣)～o. . .

Floor 5: Whoops!Excited!Pulled out, who is Gongjun?

Floor 10: Hey, hey, I saw a magical horse!Salted egg CP is showing affection again!

Floor 11: Damn salty and silly was forced to snatch the sofa by Dan Xiaoshou again?Sleeping in the living room if you can't grab it, so cute!

Floor 12: I wipe it!Shocked by the gorgeous STAFF and CAST of the crew!The products produced by the Lingling Yuyin Society are the guarantee of being tall!

Floor 13: By the way, is the cv third master who is supporting the king a newcomer? (￣.￣)

Floor 14: Third Master?I've never heard of it, why is there a newcomer among such a gorgeous crew?

F15: The poster is so beautiful!like!

Floor 16: I was pleasantly surprised when I first heard the play!He actually heard Sanyan's silly mother's voice ahhh!Come back and look at the CAST member list, I respect Yan Shama!How can Yan Shama's serious voice be so cute! ╰（￣▽￣）╭

17th floor: The same as the nosebleeds!Yan silly mother pretends to be serious and serious with evil charm, it's so funny!