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Wen Chan turned back into a cat again.

This is no surprise, since childhood, Wen Chan has transformed into a cat more times than the raindrops on the day Yiping asked his father for money, the difference is only in the location.

At the age of three, Wen Chan, who was wearing diapers, watched the black cat sheriff in front of the TV. He watched it like a cat meowing, and made such a big living person disappear.

At the age of seven, Wen Chan's family suffered from rats. During the day, he was the red policeman Contra, and at night he went to the house to expose Wa Baobao's family.

At the age of ten, Wen Chan had a nervous breakdown rushing to do his homework the day before his leave, and happened to miss the start of school for a week after becoming a cat.

At the age of 15, Wen Chan and his classmates went to the Black Mao Mao Cafe. The classmates still don't understand how Wen Chan disappeared that day.

On her 20th birthday, Wen Chan fell into a garbage dump while riding a bicycle, and Xiti took a half-year absence from school.

On the first day after his 20th birthday, Wen Chan suddenly turned back into a human being, with the disadvantage of being lame.

On the third day after his 20th birthday, Wen Chan ran into two male creatures kissing in the corridor, and his young heart was hurt.

On the fourth day after his 20th birthday, Wen Chan couldn't get his tail back.

"Mom, I'm a cat again."

Wen Chan flicked the cat's tail, licked the only can of fish left at home, and growled into the phone microphone.

"Hey! Wanbingtiao opens the door, four times the bar! Come and give money!"

"Pee? Why do you pee while playing mahjong? Your ass is stuck to the stool and you are not allowed to go!"

"Who is it, my mother is winning money, why are you calling?"

Mrs. Wen's voice paused, and when she saw the notes, the clip sound came.

"Hey Chanchan baby, what can I do with my mother?"

"Mom, I've become a cat again." Wen Chan licked the canning jar clean and cried.

"Oh, poor baby, mom is talking about business, you go out and find a meal ticket to eat first, and go find you when mom is done."

Wen Chan: Am I still alive when you are done?

The Zen kitten flicked its tail and lay down beside the microphone in displeasure.

"Mom's requirements are not high. Just find a meal ticket that is rich, powerful, good-looking, has a lot of abdominal muscles, hurts people, and has nothing wrong with it. If you like it, you can also use a male one."

Zen Kitten shuddered, recalling the fear of being dominated by two men.

"Again, my baby has been changing into a cat so frequently recently, can't it be because of illness?"

"..." Kitten Zen froze for a moment, then heard his wife speak seriously.

"Your symptoms seem to be what humans call frequent urination, urgency, and endless urination..."

Crack - beep beep -

Zen Kitten threw off the phone, cursing.

Politeness: Have you heard of Zen?

Goodbye Mom I'm going on a long voyage tonight, don't worry about me I'm looking for a long-term meal ticket with money and power.

Wen Chan picked up his small cloth bag and went out of the house. He spent a day observing in the grass of the school, but he couldn't find the meal ticket, but he saw a lot of cats in the same village.

The plump white cat next door called Meimei brought a fried fish.

Siam, who loves facial cleanser in Building No. [-], sent a can of imported cat food.

In the experimental field, Ba Xiaoscar donated a measuring cup.

The Internet celebrity cat of the library patrol captain brought a book shyly in the afternoon.

Book?

The Zen kitten was lying on the grass basking in the sun, its tail was hooked and it turned a page, and was blinded by the big characters on it.

"Meow's Counterattack: Astrophysics Postgraduate Entrance Examination: A [-]-day sprint, I want to stand up and be the master"

Pinch, are the kittens starting to enter school and introvert now?

Why, is the comparison with the shit shoveling officer not enough for the kitten?

The Zen kitten flicked its tail and narrowed its eyes haughtily.

Kittens can't learn. It's not that kittens don't want to learn. Kittens have been in poverty for 12 years. If they learn again, they will die.

Wen Chan doesn't know if the other postgraduate entrance examination kittens are dead or not, but the astrophysics student in the window will really deserve to die after two days of studying.

Wen Chan crouched on a tree branch and arched into a ball, staring at the man in the self-study classroom.

From the kitten's point of view, all fools and shit shovelers all over the world have slime faces. The reason why this one can attract Zen kitty's interest is because of the man in the window.

It's from a top-end Maybach.

Maybach, handsome body, expensive price.

That is the dream that Zen Kitty has been dreaming of since he pedaled three rounds!

For the sake of dreams, Zen Kitty can condescend to give slimes a little privilege.

For example, touch the paw or something.

Zen Kitten, whose surname is Wen and word Zen, is from Maonip County. Its nature is gentle and honest, flexible and stretchable, and it is a model in the meow world.

But let's not talk about Maybach, the man has been studying in the self-study classroom for three days.

From six in the morning to ten in the evening, sitting upright and motionless, I can endure it very well.

If he is strong enough to survive, he will almost kill the kitty who came to monitor him.

Wen Chan couldn't take it anymore, and decided to interrupt Juan Wang's work progress to save other astrophysicists from fire and water.

He jumped off the tree, climbed up the window, jumped onto the table while Juan Wang was going to the toilet, and stared at the phone screen.

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Wen Chan silently closed the phone screen, and his thoughts underwent a triple change;

Everyone, Mr. Ruthless, please put on some pants.

It turns out that astrophysics can not only teach people to be bald, but also to make them stupid. Look at the children, it's pitiful.

What was he talking about... repairing cats?

Wen Chan's ears folded, he tapped his phone silently with his tail, and looked at the three words on it again.

Hey, it's really a cat repair, I didn't expect cats to be very popular!I'll look behind again...

The Zen kitten stretched out its paw, and carefully read the content behind it...

Zen kitten's eyes are round and round, as if it has noticed something.

Mom, this rich long-term meal ticket seems to be a pervert?

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It was too late to say it, and the perverted meal ticket came back.

Wen Chan retreated into the table hole in a jerk, he circled into a ball, and listened to the footsteps beside the backpack.

The meal ticket sat on the seat, pulled the collar of his coat, and didn't know what he was doing.

Zen kitten arched its ass and accidentally bumped into a sign.

It's a pass, with two words written on it.

Pei Xu.

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If it was Pei Xu, Wen Chan would not be sleepy.

A prominent family background is passed down, a Maybach pick-up is a hammer, award certificates are calculated by the catty, postgraduate qualifications are ironclad, not close to women is real, living in a luxury apartment is fake, and acting as a threat to stray animal rescue stations I heard that I was blessed, and it was true that I was number one on the school draft list.

The school girl from the art troupe pointed out to Wen Chan before, but after a long time of arguing, Wen Chan couldn't tell which one was Pei Xu.

Who will recognize someone at the Halloween Mask Dress Up Ball?

Is it the plumber who hangs his socks and picks mushrooms?

Or a garden baby with a paint bucket set?

Or the horse monkey shochu in a miniskirt?

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Wait a minute.

Wen Chan thought carefully with his little hairy head, it seemed, probably, possibly, maybe, there was a chance.

Horse monkey shochu is really a long-term meal ticket?

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Zen Kitten was in a daze, thinking about how to get out, when suddenly seeing the meal ticket, he stretched out his hand and touched the hole in the table.

The space was too small to dodge, the tail was caught, and the meal ticket was squeezed.

"Meow?"

"Ok?"

The meal ticket made a low voice of doubt.

Suddenly seeing the light, the meal ticket brought out a black cat dumpling, with a stiff tail, kicking its little paws, and holding his pass in its mouth.

"What?" There was a crack on the handsome slime of the meal ticket.

Wen Chan: One person, one!

Wen Chan: One bite, one bite!

Wen Chan: One dish, one dish!

Damn, can this princess tail be touched by a pervert like you? !

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"Meow!"

Eat me a pussy punch!

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I have played all the fights, not only for fighting, but also for aftertaste.

"Look at me punching my head with a heavy blow, turning the horse's magical power into flames with my fighting spirit, breaking the prosthesis on the bridge of his nose with my true story of Moyu School, and making him kneel down and call me Meow Meow King Long Live..."

Zen kitten sits on the campus statue at night and holds a meeting for the newborn kittens.

"Wow, Zen Kitty is amazing!"

"Ah, the Zen kitten is so handsome!"

"Woooo what happened to that bastard?"

The little wild cats looked at Wen Chan longingly, with sparks bouncing around after the fairy wand was burned embedded in their eyes.

"Later... of course he kowtowed to me to apologize!"

Zen Kitten with her hips on her hips, meowing proudly.

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later……

He was restrained hands and feet by the perverted meal ticket, and the whole cat was pressed on his knees.There is also a red plum blossom seal on the tip of the nose of the meal ticket.

"Meow meow meow!"

Zen Kitten started meowing in struggle.

"Hush—" Fan Piao lowered his head, rubbed Zen Kitten's cheek with his fingertips, and coaxed him.

"Study room, be quiet."

Zen Kitten was taken aback for a moment, and really stopped.

Although it is now the body of a cat, the rules of the study room still have to be followed, right?

But now it's a cat, can a cat enter the study room?

Ah no, you can't get in, the rules of the study room are made for people, right?

But I am a person who can become a cat, should I abide by it or not?

Hey, this question is valuable, do you want to write a paper and study it?

Zen Kitty even thought of the name of the thesis. He was lamenting that he had the courage to innovate and buried a warm thing in his stomach.

He took a look and found that the meal ticket was burying his face in his belly.

Also sucked it lightly!

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Woo hoo, mom, I'm dirty.

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From childhood, Wen Chan has seen shit-shoveling officers suck cats, but he has never seen someone who sucks a strange cat for the first time.

What's the matter, you survived by sucking cats, right?

What's the matter, you'll lose your hair if you don't take this sip, right?

What's the matter, are you obsessed with my beauty?

Well, although my Zen kitten is the most beautiful boy in the meow world, there are countless little female cats who pursue me, and I can discharge ten boxes of deep-sea salmon pet cans, and the kindergarten has won the award for cute little cats.

but.

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Zen Kitten was taken aback for a moment, and then it screamed so loudly that the whole building could hear it.

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An elegant and beautiful kitten, a pervert doesn't deserve it!

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When the meeting ended in the evening, Zen Kitty went home and nestled on the sofa, unable to sleep for a long time.

Some things just take a step back, the more you think about it, the more you get angry, and the more you think about it for a while, the more you suffer, it is so serious that you will get angry when you look at your own belly.

Unbelievable little belly, why don't you let it suck, won't you resist? !

The little belly thought: pinch, why don't you let me take the exam for you?

Of course, Zen Kitty didn't know the pain of his little stomach, he thumped Mao Mao on his stomach, turned over and grabbed his phone.

Maozhuozhao pressed on the screen, clicked into WeChat, swiped through Moments, and thought about it.

Zen kitten rolls happily on the couch.

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Since you can't beat it, I will unplug your network cable while you are studying astrophysics and taking notes!