do you want a cat

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Unplugging the network cable requires a long-term plan, so Wen Chan clicked on the profile picture of a good friend.

Haojiyou is a domestically raised pink and tender little pig, and the situation is a little more stable than Wen Chan's. The last time he turned back into a little pig was the last time.

[Zen Kitten's canned food starts from [-] yuan]:

Xu Buzuo, how do you think I can get close to Pei Xu?

[I don’t want to be a piggy]:

How close do you mean close?

The kind that lets him buy you canned cat food?

Or the kind that let him suck you?

Still... (shame.jpg)

[Zen Kitten's canned food starts from [-] yuan]:

Able to unplug other network cables (smile.jpg)

[I don’t want to be a piggy]:

Simple, a bottle of ice dew is ready in one step.

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Zen Kitten was silent for a while, then picked up the phone:

Crooked, Animal Control Society?

Hey, I'm here to report the case.

There is a sweet pig going to blow up the school.

What pig?

It's the kind of fragrant pig with meaty farts!

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The next day, Wen Chan tossed and tossed for half the night, pinched a pen with a cat's claw to write out a statement of the situation, and decided to go straight to Pei Xu's lair.

At [-] on the east side of Tianxing Building, there are big characters written on the door sign of Little Xianyu:

x Great stray animal rescue station office.

The reconnaissance is over, the enemy's movement is observed, the thermal weapons are prepared, the intrusion operation begins, the target...

Zen Kitten smiled coldly. Before he could finish his narration, the door suddenly opened.

"Ugh?"

The boy with the watermelon head leaned on the porch, lowering his head in surprise.

"Meow."

The first mission of smelling spies begins.

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Only by penetrating into the enemy can you win by surprise, Zen Kitty, you have to observe carefully, find the best position, and give the pervert a painful blow...

Hearing the smell of dried fish, he opened his eyes abruptly.

The watermelon head held half of the dried pet fish, and made a strange sound of rattling.

The fish eyes were very white, and Wen Chan's saliva flowed down.

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Wake up, time to cook.

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Situation Description:

The black cat, whose age is unknown, was crushed by a car and hoped that the shelter would take it in for a few days.

From an enthusiastic classmate who did not want to be named.

Watermelon head put away the fact sheet, scratched his head, and fiddled with Zen kitten's hind legs with his fingernails.

The Zen kitten didn't forget to squat during the meal, ran to another table with a small dried fish in its mouth, and stepped on the books on the table by the way.

It is a textbook of astrophysics.

He ate and ate, and glanced at the content by the way.

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[Example [-]] Choose A and state the reasons:

Such a simple question still needs to state the reason?

【Example [-]】Choose B and state the reasons:

Why are there no chicken wings and ribs in the canteen at noon?

【Example [-]】Choose D and state the reason:

In the first season of Closed War, the hero and heroine of the stupid plot are all dead. Will friends in the auditorium make the screenwriter happy?

[Example 41] Fill in the blank [-], state the reason:

Why do humans invent exams? Can I be a kitten waiting to die?

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Oh Te!

I don't want to share a dream with the pervert, the pervert should change quickly!

Zen Kitten snorted, and angrily opened a can of fish on the table.

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【Example [-]】Actuarial calculation big problem, steps:

That cat that bit me yesterday, suck it up.

Next time I see it, I'm going to take it home.

fiercely.

play around with it.

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The canned fish in Zen Kitten's mouth suddenly tasted bad.

He froze for a moment, and read every word carefully.

This list of words is recognized, how come he doesn't recognize it when put together?

play?

Zen Kitty's expression gradually twisted.

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Come on!This princess's Chinese dictionary!

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Wouldn't a pervert's conscience hurt if he attacked an innocent and poor kitten?

On this campus where there is no fraud, no fraud, no fraud, and no crime, someone actually showed this kind of dirty mind clearly!

Still want to play with it? !

Is his zen kitten so easy to play with? !

Was his Zen kitten so easily succumbed to sin? !

Is his Zen kitty so easily lost his spine? !

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With a squeak, a gust of wind blew across the back of his head, and someone entered the door and said a word by the way.

"Where did this guy come from?"

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...Bone, come back quickly, you can't abandon the weak Zen kitten at the devil's resurrection point!

Zen kitten crying and chirping.

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"He just arrived, his leg was broken by a car, and he wants to stay with us for a while."

Watermelon head said.

Looking forward, looking forward, the representative of the pervert came, the footsteps of the devil approached, everything looked like it was before the duel, Ji Houhou opened his eyes.Watermelon head became happy, Zen kitten became nervous, and the hand of the long-term meal ticket stretched out.

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Bah!

monster!

Eat my zen kitty with a paw!

Send you happy hometown to get rabies vaccine!

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"Again?"

With quick eyes and quick hands, the man grabbed Zen Kitten's outstretched paw.He retracted his knuckles, grabbed Zen Kitten by the back of the neck, and hugged Zen Kitten into his arms.

I wipe the pervert and let go of your hand!

The Zen kitten resisted desperately, with its paws resting on Pei Xu's chin, tears streaming down his face, with a look of lovelessness.

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"Okay, then I will take care of the cat from now on."

Pei Xu restrained Wen Chan's flailing paws and hind legs, rubbed the cat's cheek and neck, and made a quick decision.

Zen Kitten has already begun to envision a miserable life ahead.

He has to be a cow and a horse for the pervert, doing homework, washing clothes and coaxing the little kitten. He is played with every day, and his tail, paws and belly are in danger.

Does the perverted meal ticket like to play something else?For example, small belts, small handcuffs, small candles, putting the kitten on the table to suck hard, rubbing the tail in the bath to prevent the kitten from running away, and more...

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Huh?

Is this something a kitten should know?

Why do these automatically pop up in my head...

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It must be too close, and the frequency of abnormal brain waves.

Zen Kitty firmly believes in it and actively throws the blame away.

Kittens are always pure.

Kittens can make no mistakes.

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It is obvious that the perverted meal ticket monopolizes Zen Kitty's heart, because he walked through a commercial street, approached a high-end apartment, passed the top-notch green garden, took the 32nd floor on the sightseeing elevator, and stood in front of a room.

Pei Xu originally didn't live in the dormitory, but lived off-campus?

Wen Chan has given up resisting for no other reason, he is a little afraid of heights.

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32 floors.

Does he cultivate immortality and live so high?

It is easy to absorb the aura of heaven and earth if you live in a high place, right?

Why doesn't he live in outer space?

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Zen Kitten cursed, and when Pei Xu's door opened, his eyes went straight:

A hardcover complex cat castle, a cat canned storage cabinet the size of a wall, cat toys everywhere, a large living room, and a floor-to-ceiling window at the end.

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This cat castle looks familiar at first glance.

It seems that Wen Chan has long coveted the limited edition of Miss Cat endorsement, this is the amount...it is a bit elusive:

The official website says that there are [-] in the world, but Xiaomou's book has already exceeded [-] million.

This proves that:

Even the cat castle will be mitotic, but the classwork cannot be self-produced.

Identified: Job is non-recyclable garbage.

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However, is now the time to lament that the pervert is worth millions!

The Zen kitten writhed wildly, even scratching Pei Xu.Pei Xu knelt on the ground and let go of his hands, Zen Kitty jumped down, and was about to run out when the door was slammed shut and locked.

"This is my home."

Pei Xu leaned against the table, pointing at the floor.

???

Why, are you afraid that I will understand that you are breaking into a famous lady's house privately, just to show me your skills of repeatedly jumping on the edge of abnormality?

Great to have a home?Who doesn't have a cat climbing frame?

If this wasn't your house, I would have greeted Uncle Policeman kindly.

Pei Xu paused, and said again:

"What I'm saying is that this building, the ten surrounding buildings, and the entire green area, including the fountain, are my home."

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When hearing this, a thought flashed through Wen Chan's mind.

It's not to give this perverted rich second generation a cat-specific correction punch.

It's not about getting lost in the marvel of wealth and the direction of the cat's home.

He thought about it carefully and asked questions.

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The koi in the fountain downstairs, can you give me two?

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One for eating and one for forwarding.

It's best not to miss classes next semester.

Even if kittens don't study, humans still have to get a diploma, right?

If you lose your child, you won't be able to learn!

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When Pei Xu took a Coke from the refrigerator, Wen Chan thought carefully about his future:

Should he exchange the beauty of cats for food, or should he turn his head and leave with pride?

Although……

Wen Chan looked at the bug-like building under his eyes, and silently withdrew his claws.

"You live here, this place is all yours, cat climbing frame, canned cat food, cat teaser...you can ask for anything, how about it?"

Pei Xu was leaning on the sofa, holding a can of Coke with his slender knuckles, he was smiling, and he was in a very happy mood.

"As long as you want, I can be yours."

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This is really domineering, did you not take homework and exams into account?

Wen Chan licked his paw and smiled coldly like a wise man.

Want your kitten to learn about astrophysics from you?

There are no doors!

The kitten will live to 99!