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The future astronaut is sleeping soundly in the warm quilt, and the alarm clock rings again and again. Whenever the Zen kitten thinks that Pei Xu is about to get up, a hand will stretch out from the quilt and stroke accurately. Turn off the alarm clock.

Well, who set the alarm clock every 3 minutes yesterday?

Kitten Zen nestled next to Pei Xu's pillow, watching a series of alarm clocks disappear one by one on the screen, and finally felt that the mud could not support the wall, so he jumped out of bed and left in anger.

The living room of Su Ran is clean and tidy, the cat food bowl in the corner is empty, and the Zen kitten wandered around the room, but did not find the open cat food.He was very hungry, so he simply went back to the bedroom and gave Pei Xu a set of aerobics with a series of cat slaps. Just as he passed the gate, the doorbell rang.

Don't press it, the only living person in the family has fallen asleep to death.

The Zen kitten squatted on the ground, meowing and wagging its tail.

The man outside was persistent, and Zen Kitten stared at the door mockingly.

It's called the soul, come in if you have the ability?

The Zen kitten licked its paws, and was about to turn around to leave when the password unlocked the door rattled a few times.

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Pei Xu!Thieves are going through the front door these years!

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The door opened at the sound, and the Zen kitten ran away with its head in its arms. A black shadow like lightning rushed straight to the bedroom, slipped in through the crack of the door, and jumped onto the bed like a hurdle.

He landed lightly, his paws stepped on a solid object, and the man under his feet let out a muffled groan.

"Fuck..."

Zen Kitty's front paws pressed against something soft, and he stepped on it a few times. After a while, Pei Xu opened his eyes with a grumpy expression, and grabbed the back of Zen Kitten's neck with one hand.

"Why, you're going to sterilize me early in the morning, right? It's so powerful."

The Zen kitten moved its paw silently, turned its head guiltily, and saw the sneaky people at the door.

Pei Xu!The thieves have entered the bedroom, why don't you go out and take a look? !

The Zen kitten screamed in fright, but Pei Xu raised his eyebrows, and put the Zen kitten on the pillow angrily, threw the quilt to cover each other, and took several breaths as if to vent his anger.

"Tell you to dare to step on anything. If you step on it, what will you do for the rest of your life?"

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Stop, what is the rest of my life?Don't blame me for everything!

Our little black cat's hair is smooth and shiny, even when thrown in the fire and fried, it will not stick to the pan!

The Zen kitten lives under people, but his pride still exists. He is ups and downs in the wave of desire to be sucked by cats and cannot extricate himself.

No way, no way, the cat food I eat is not bought by you at the expense of your appearance, right?

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When Ling Dong came in, he saw such a scene.

Pei Xu, who usually doesn't like animals, put the kitten under the quilt and sniffed the neck like an idiot. Tears of resentment.

"Fuck, brother, are you already this hungry?"

Ling Dong swallowed his saliva and was speechless for a moment.

"roll."

Pei Xu glanced at Ling Dong and sent him a mantra.

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It's rolling, it's rolling, it's already walking like flying non-stop.

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"Come on, this guest, interview me, why are you kicking me?"

"What do you say you want to do? Someone else is sleeping. You step on me. Is it comfortable to step on, huh?"

"Stand up straight. Cats must accept criticism with an open mind. They can't even stand this setback. How can they grow into cats with ideals and responsibilities?"

"Am I right? It's only nine o'clock... Don't turn your head, look at me."

Pei Xu didn't go to sleep until dawn, his mind was full of αβγ loving each other. He curled up under the quilt, sat cross-legged on the bed with his back bowed, and looked at Zen kitten.

Zen Kitty yawned, and had been listening to Pei Xu's narration for half an hour. This guy told a cat everything from core values ​​to eight honors and eight shames, with just one mouth.He silently licked his paws, and just as he lowered his head, Pei Xu lifted his chin up.

"Look at me, what about my face is not worth seeing?"

When Zen Kitty heard such shameless remarks, his eyes turned into black circles because of his excessive surprise.

Where is the face?Have you donated it to the Children's Support Foundation in remote mountainous areas of Bud Bug so soon?

"Sleeping next to me wronged you? Shared with me wronged you? Stepped on my foot to criticize you wronged you? Only my mother and my wife are little angels who are cared for in this world. The kitten did something wrong. If you do it, you will be criticized, do you understand?"

Pei Xu grabbed Zen kitten's paws, rubbing his thumbs against the pads, his face was terrifyingly serious, and his hands kept moving.

After he finished speaking, he slapped the Zen kitten's paws hard. One of them didn't control his strength well, and it hurt Zen kitten.

Zen kitten withdrew its claws and looked at Pei Xu in shock.

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I who acted with you did not act real, but you who held the script in your hand did the fake act for real?

Is there any law of heaven and law? The cat cafe that accompanied the guests is still an hour and fifty. My Zen kitten is being rubbed and sucked by you here. I didn’t even have a meal early in the morning. What is the biggest argument in the world about my wife and mother? Make it clear that you have found a wife, and I will be the first to mess with you!

The Zen kitten fluffed up angrily, kicked off the quilt, rolled and crawled, and ran away in a hurry.

He will never see Pei Xu again in his life.

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A few minutes later, Zen kitten squatted in the litter box, pointing its butt at the curious Pei Xu.

Hey, a cat's life goes by so fast, it only takes a few minutes.

The kitten Zen finished pooing, planed the sand, and stared at Pei Xu with unusually ferocious eyes.

"Brother Xu, your cat is very obedient when going to the toilet, but the way he looks at people is too fierce. Does he have rabies?"

Ling Dong rubbed the mellow liquid from Pei Xu's coffee machine, and said with Erlang's legs crossed.

Hey, you are still calm and composed when you are visited, eaten and drunk, are you also the shameless No. 1?

How about you put yourself in another place and see if you have rabies?

The Zen kitten jumped out of the litter box, walked towards Lingdong with the catwalk, and started his own stalking career.

Until an hour later, Ling Dong's miserable howl came from the toilet.

"Brother Xu! Your cat is a pervert, squeeze in to watch me go to the toilet!"

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Before the Zen kitten was caught out of the toilet by Pei Xu, it still poised its neck proudly, and kept cursing, but those obscenities were just a series of meows in Pei Xu's ears.

"Meow meow meow meow~"

Pei Xu has nothing to do with the Zen kitten. The cat is still holding a grudge because of the pain it received just now, and it doesn't even want to touch it, let alone carry it.

The Zen kitten jumped onto the dining table, its pupils pressed down, and it was more fierce than a bullfight when looking at people.

Pei Xu opened a can of cat food and poured out a plate of cat food. This time, he simply put more so that Zen kitten could eat enough.Unexpectedly, the Zen kitten was ungrateful, knocked over the plate with a paw, and let out a low growl from its throat.

"Angry and didn't even eat breakfast?"

Pei Xu looked at the cat food scattered on the table, blocked the kittens with the back of his hand, picked them up one by one, and put them back on the plate.

Zen kitten stared at Pei Xu with dissatisfaction.

"Then what should I do, kneel down and rub it for you?"

Pei Xu pulled a chair and sat beside him, put one hand on the table, tapped lightly with his fingertips, and asked gently.

Don't think about it, the Zen kitten is angry, the kind that can't be coaxed well.

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The kitten Zen was full of anger and didn't eat it. It played with a piece of cat food with its paws.Unexpectedly, Pei Xu's cell phone rang, and he picked it up. It was an overseas call from his mother.

"Hey, mom..."

As soon as Pei Xu made a sound, he saw a black shadow jumping up from the table, the Zen kitten pawed into Pei Xu's hand, and the phone dropped.

Zen kitten has quick eyes and hands, jumps lightly to the ground, and opens its mouth to make a small report.

"Not to mention that your son likes men, he still kills the poor kitten every day. Having such a son is a shame to your Pei family!"

"Meow meow meow meow~"

"Even if you like guys, you still have dinner with little girls, and even if you set a hundred alarm clocks in the morning, you can't wake up this evil sleepy dog. Why don't you sell the Sleeping Beauty crew to earn 1 years of living expenses!"

"Meow meow meow meow~"

"Other people kindly wake him up and harass him. Does the little cat not want to lose face? Does the little cat want to be innocent? After all his body has been seen, the little cat won't marry in the future!"

"Meow meow meow meow~"

"Come on, there's a kind of head-on madness with the microphone on, what's the skill of hiding behind the screen and cowering, family members come to a duel!"

"Meow meow meow meow meow~"

Zen Kitty's aura was overwhelming, he licked his lips, and was about to walk away, when he suddenly heard the woman on the phone say in a gentle voice.

"Son, this cat movie sounds good, do you have 1080p resources to share?"

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???

Zen Kitten slowly moved its paws away, and began to doubt the rest of its life.

After all, what kind of a wealthy family with complicated attributes is this.

He took a step back, but because of his shock, he couldn't stop Pei Xu from picking him up.The man has a pleasant smell of mint aftershave, which is cold and clean, not so annoying to the Zen kitten.

"Mom, this is my roommate, not a cat movie."

Pei Xu laughed in a low voice, and while stroking the Zen kitten as a comfort, he said to the phone.

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and then he said in a slightly sighing voice.

"Xiao Xu, you have to treat people well. Our family has plenty of money. Buy them what should be bought for them. Don't bother them if you want to be romantic. They want to spend a lifetime with you, so you can't treat them badly."

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Why, is the co-rented kitten also romantic? Is Kobe lobster three yuan per catty wholesale or salmon sashimi platter for free?

Well, it’s not a surprise, it would be great if I could raise another beautiful cat sister, and the lonely life of meow will not look boring.

In addition, who wants to spend a lifetime with this pervert, the pet cat is just my part-time job, and the real dream of Zen Kitty is to travel around the world.

No one can stop the kitten from seeking freedom.

Finally, listen, do people speak?Our family has plenty of money.

Hi, so angry.

Jealousy unrecognizable poor kitten.

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After Pei Xu finished the phone call with his mother, Ling Dong was coming out of the toilet. He sat on the sofa with a radiant face and heard Pei Xu's question.

"Don't you have class today, why did you come to my place?"

Ling Dong slumped on the backrest, plausibly speaking.

"Brother Xu, you know, I am most opposed to the bourgeois rhetoric. I think all living beings are equal, and this is the truth of the world."

Zen kitten gnawed a can of cat food, and looked at the five-figure watch on Ling's wrist.

"so?"

Pei Xu raised his eyebrows, looking eager to know what happened next.

"So, I don't accept advanced mathematics!"

Ling Dong was confident.

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Everyone is mathematics, why are you noble?