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"What's the matter with you?"

Pei Xu took out the nail scissors to cut the nails of Zen kitten, and lowered his head to ask Ling Dong.

"Fairy Shen, her best friend, you also know that the popular floret in the entertainment industry who sent you a love letter before, said that she will book the premiere for us when a new movie is released, and asked me to ask if you can go."

A popular niche in the entertainment industry sent love letters, Pei Xu's face was really a disaster for the country and the people.Zen Kitten waited for Pei Xu to finish cutting his nails, and then saw the man take out a comb to smooth his hair.

Hey, that's right, let's go down a little bit, I'm not skilled in grooming, will the young master serve the kitten?

Zen Kitten narrowed its eyes and rested its paw on Pei Xu's hand, signaling him to go down a little.

The tangled black hair rolled and peeled off from his body, Pei Xu twisted into a ball and threw it into the trash can, then scratched the chin of the Zen kitten.

"No." He resolutely refused.

"Why don't you go? What a great movie, we haven't been together for a long time." Ling Dong asked him anxiously.

It doesn't matter whether you go or not, Zen Kitten doesn't care, he squints his eyes and purrs twice, enjoying Pei Xu's service.

"Mei Ruhua, the famous national goddess, Oscar nominated "The Mission of a Cat Slave", the ticket price has been raised to three figures, don't you want to see it?" Ling Dong said a lot.

Zen Kitten opened his eyes, and anxiously rubbed Pei Xu's clothes, urging him to agree.

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It doesn't matter whether you go or not, Zen Kitty cares very much.

The kitten lives to see the big beauty!

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Mei Ruhua is one of the few stars that Wen Chan knows, nothing else, Mrs. Wen's favorite rural large-scale marriage and love matching show "Let's Get Dating", every male guest has the following requirements for his wife:

It grows like a plum blossom.

Mei Ruhua's family is powerful and powerful, she debuted at the top, it is said that she has a handsome boyfriend outside the circle, and she has countless resources, but she is a bit weird, and it is said that her biggest dream in life is to herd sheep.

Let me ask, who doesn't like beautiful sisters?

The Zen kitten grabbed Pei Xu's clothes, meowing non-stop. Pei Xu looked down at him for a while, and said suddenly.

"Okay, let's go see it tonight."

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On a dark night, when the wind is high, killing people and stealing goods, Zen Kitty, Pei Xu and Ling Dong came to the basement of a high-rise building.

"Brother Xu, are you still driving by yourself? Can you ask the driver to pick you up?"

The Zen kitten was speechless, and in front of him was a Lamborghini with only ten cars in the world.Look at this smooth body, look at this dazzling luster, look at this mighty hood, look at this breath of money, look at this...

Zen kitten jumped on the hood of the car, and before he finished flattering, Pei Xu picked it up.

"I got it wrong, it's the one over here."

The Zen kitten landed blankly, staring at the huge body comparable to Tarzan, his mind was a little dazed.

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Bridge bean sack, so it turns out that the young masters are all popular to drive modified tractors?

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When the car started, Zen Kitty felt that he had put on the oxygen tank and was ready to challenge the world record of climbing Mount Everest.

As soon as Pei Xu turned the steering wheel, Zen Kitten squatted in the passenger seat, and Ling Dong sat in the back seat. With a flicker of the headlights, the basement door opened.

"Brother Xu, your car is so cool, how much did you pay for it?"

The city boy Ling Dong's eyes were full of envy, and he knocked on the steel frame of the car body, his roar was deafening.

The Zen kitten was slumped on the chair, looking in disbelief.

Ha, isn't this just a grandstand with parasols on four wheels, that's it?Give me 1000 yuan and I will make it for you in minutes.

The Zen kitten purred, wagged its tail, and narrowed its eyes.

"It's not expensive. I bought it from my cousin. It's only a million or so."

Pei Xu knocked on the steering wheel and said casually.

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Zen kitten with question marks.

The domineering president is a fool with a lot of money.

Wow, if Pei Xu goes out to raise starlets in the future, today 100 million will be the little genius phone watch, tomorrow 200 million will be the Frog Prince hand cream, and the day after tomorrow 300 million will be Baba La's transformation magic wand.

The Zen kitten straightened up, and scratched Pei Xu's pants with its paw while waiting for the traffic light.

Handsome guy, I'll give you a friendly price, 1000 million annual subscriptions, think about it?

Zen Kitty showed sincere eyes.

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The largest private theater in the city center is adjacent to the convention center next door. When it was there, Zen Kitty was hugged by Pei Xu, and saw a group of handsome men and women at the door.

Zhang Sanhao, an outlaw fanatic,

Overbearing president Li Side,

As the name suggests, Fairy Shen,

Move, move, move,

Zen Kitty quickly recognized all the social circles of Mr. Pei, who is stupid and rich in money.

However, why did Ling Dong destroy the formation?

The Zen kitten got into Pei Xu's arms, only one head was exposed, and its round eyes looked at everyone.

"Brother Xu, where's your boyfriend?"

Zhang Sanhao held a large bucket of popcorn, stretched his neck and looked back, with a wicked look on his face.

"Boyfriend?" Fairy Shen was like a shark smelling blood, hiding an expression that said excitement was not excitement, like gossip was not gossip.

"Brother Xu has a boyfriend, and this cat is fostered by him at his house. Tsk tsk, I'm used to it, I take cats with me everywhere I go."

Ling Dong smiled wickedly.

"You don't know, Brother Xu drove here today. On the way, I asked him why he didn't find a driver. He said the cat was motion sick."

"Ah, I get it. A man's romance is the co-pilot with his little wife."

Pei Xu quietly listened to their random guesses, and reached out to grab a clump of hair on the Zen kitten's head, which pushed it away with its paw.

It's okay, it's okay, if you catch it again, you will be bald.

"Why, so impatient, I drive the car myself for you, why not just touch it?"

Pei Xu smiled lowly, he put the Zen kitten on the ground, and squatted down to tease him.

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Zen kitten stared at Pei Xu with its eyes pressed down, and for about two seconds, a little white cat suddenly appeared behind him.

I don't know where the little white cat came from the theater, it was so beautiful, it walked over shyly, and leaned over to Zen kitten.

Have you seen it, other people’s little white cats know that the first time you meet is a happy post, and you, the first time you meet, you start to smoke.

Zen kitten was indignant, and suddenly found a paw on his buttocks. He looked back, and the little white cat began to smell his buttocks, and licked it lightly...

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This, this, what kind of warrior is n.tr in front of the public? ? ?

Wrong wrong wrong wrong, messed up messed up.

Zen kitty: ^(>dish<)^

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Kitten Zen was so frightened that he almost jumped up. He ran two steps, and the little white cat followed suit without hesitation.

Pei Xu's expression was very complicated. He reached out to grab the Zen kitten, hung the cat stick in the air, and lightly patted the Zen kitten's buttocks with the heel of his palm, and cast his eyes darkly in no one's place.

"Don't let me touch it, but let other cats smell their ass, right?"

Zen kitten suffers from being dumb.

No, you listen to me explain, this is just a friendly expression between cats!

If you were a cat you could...

Ahhh no no no you can't!

"I also lost the tail ring I gave you, eh? Should I engrave my name on you so that you can remember who you are?"

Pei Xu's tone was enough to frighten the poor kitten who had never experienced anything in the world. Zen kitten trembled a bit, not wanting to experience the joy of Pei Gou's tattooing at all, and meowed again and again.

"It's useless to call, you just wait for me."

Half of Pei Xu's face was covered in shadow, looking very scary.

In the distance, Fairy Shen called Pei Xu and asked what he was doing.

Pei Xu turned sideways and said lightly.

"Clean up the housework, don't worry about it."

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The Zen kitten was tied up and sent to the theater by Pei Xu.

Pei Xu grabbed a little princess doll from the doll machine at the entrance of the theater, took off the little princess's suspender skirt and put it on Zen Kitty, which perfectly covered her butt, and wrote a few words on it with a marker:

Pei Xu's cat, please do not touch it.

The movie hall soon went dark, and the screen burst "The Mission of a Cat Slave", which opened with a long-haired Norwegian forest cat, in which Mei Ruhua played the role of a lowly laborer who shovels shit.

Mei Ruhua acted whatever she looked like, God gave her a meal, and her unique beauty made it impossible for Zen Kitty to lick her screen for a whole day.

Pei Xu was holding a large bucket of popcorn in his hand, and the iced drink was at hand. The Zen kitten was holding the paper bucket with its paws. Just as he was about to lower his head to taste one, Pei Xu grabbed his mouth.

Oh my god, 80 yuan of popcorn, will a greedy kitty die if it tastes it?

The Zen kitten cursed and stared fiercely at Pei Xu while watching the shit-shoveling officer docile and obedient to the cat owner on the screen.

Pei Xu reached into the popcorn bucket, peeled off the brown shell, and handed it to Zen Kitty's mouth.

"Aren't you going to eat?"

Afraid of disturbing Ling Dong who was sitting beside him, he whispered to Zen Kitten and asked.

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An excellent excrement shoveler should pour cat food when the Zen kitten is hungry, and add water when it is thirsty. The Zen kitten wants to play with a cat teaser. When you are alone, you just roll away.

An excellent excrement shoveler should have a heart of gratitude and respect for the Zen kitten, protect the Zen kitten like protecting the eyes, prevent the Zen kitten from suffering, prevent the Zen kitten from living on the streets, and prevent the Zen kitten from suffering. sterilization.

Instead of letting Zen Kitty wear a pink skirt like now!

The Zen kitten grabbed Pei Xu's clothes, climbed onto Pei Xu's shoulders, tried to shrink up to maintain balance, pointed at the screen and poked Pei Xu's head with its cat's claws, cursing at the same time.

Unexpectedly, Pei Xu raised his arm, grabbed the Zen kitten to his chest, pinched the pad with one hand, and whispered into the cat's ear.

"Look at other people's Norwegian forest cats, they are obedient when grooming, let them be sucked, touched, and hugged. Why can't you learn to be more obedient?"

"Look at their Norwegian forest cats. They take a bath when they say they want to take a bath. They don't make trouble, scratch people, or show their teeth."

"Look at you, and smell your ass for other cats. Isn't the meat on this ass raised by eating my canned food? Is it logical that I should touch it?"

"If you don't give you popcorn, step on me, if you rebel against me, why are you so obedient?"

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The radio of the film suddenly changed direction, and a series of meowing sounds came from the left channel. It was an accelerated daily plot, warm and pleasant, but Zen Kitty heard a young milk voice.

"Take your dirty hands away, I will touch the hair as soon as I lick it clean, do you respect other people's labor?"

"What are you looking at? Is it cheap to stare at a kitten going to the toilet? I don't even look at the poop I pull myself. Are you addicted to watching it?"

"Working overtime every day, stupid human beings really don't know how to enjoy life, I'm going to take a beauty sleep first."

"Get up, pig, I'm going to eat, where are my delicacies?"

"Fuck, when I get rich, I will be the first to blow up the pet hospital that sterilizes me."

"I have a sentence in my heart, mmp, I don't know if I should say it or not, who adjusts the taste of this cat food, after eating shit in my previous life, will I be a cat food manufacturer in this life?"

"Meow meow, what are these people doing taking pictures of me all the time, don't you know that it's very expensive for beautiful boys to appear on camera?"

"Why is she crying? I just wanted to squat for a while when I was full. Did anyone die?"

"Why is this hair so long, can I shave my head bald?"

"Why is the shit shovel officer staring at me? Even if he stares at me, I won't marry you, an ugly woman!"

"Heh, you lowly subjects are only worthy of being my little plums."

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On the screen, the docile and beautiful Norwegian Forest cat winks towards the screen, and the years are peaceful.

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Well said, well said, I am afraid that human beings will hear it!