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"Wen Chan? Has the robot vacuum at home been repaired?"

Pei Xu was a little surprised when he saw Wen Chan, so he walked over naturally, stood in front of Wen Chan, and gently brushed the two dull hairs on Wen Chan's forehead that were crooked by the hat.

Wen Chan was taken aback, his hands were quicker than his consciousness, and he quickly pressed his hat to protect the two cat ears that were still exposed.

"It's been fixed a long time ago," he said.

Pei Xu didn't quite believe it, "Really?"

"Of course it's true, do I have to show you to believe it?" Wen Chan pouted, but Pei Xu didn't think of himself as an outsider at all.

"Okay, when will you go home?" Pei Xu asked expectantly with his eyes bent and a smile.

Wen Chan was blinded by this smiling faceless man.

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Gecko, Pei Xu didn't know how to push his nose on his face, right?

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Lin Zhen, who was on the side, fluttered his nose, and when he looked up, he gave Pei Xu a complicated look.

"Wen Chan, do you know each other?"

Just kidding, I pray to heaven all the time, give me a soul that has never known Pei Xu.

"I don't know him very well, I just slept once." Pei Xu smiled, like a dog with a tail like a propeller.

Lin Zhen: "Ever slept?! ∑(口||?

"Hey, when did I sleep with you? Don't spit blood." Wen Chan bent Pei Xu with his elbow.

"The last time I was at your house, wasn't it on the same bed?" Pei Xu poked Wen Chan's face.

"A bed is not considered sleep, brother, can you pay attention to your wording?" Wen Chan rolled his eyes.

"Then, share the same bed?" Pei Xu thought for a while and said.

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What's the matter, the more you listen to it, the less it tastes like?

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According to Shang Qin, Pei Xu came to discuss cooperation with the art troupe on behalf of the school's stray animal rescue station.

"Our rescue station plans to make a video about protecting animals. We need the sound and audio of each animal as BGM. Considering the originality, we would like to ask the art troupe to help record and synthesize it with musical instruments."

Pei Xu sat across from Wen Chan, speaking like a dog.

"What's your opinion, head?" Shang Qin moved a small bench and sat in the corner.

"I don't have any comments, it's pretty good, but it's rather useless." Wen Chan coughed, "Our group is preparing for a concert recently, and we may not be able to draw anyone..."

"Good team leader, don't you still have time?" Shang Qin whispered, and Wen Chan took a look at her with hatred, and covered her face with the hood.

"So I think that although your ideas are good, we may not be able to help." Wen Chan cleared his throat and looked at Pei Xu.

Ha, don't think that I don't know what you're planning, that you want to get labor almost for free, how can I let the capitalists get what they want by hearing Zen!

"Okay, I can understand you, after all, you must remember my lost cat..." Pei Xu lowered his head regretfully.

Wen Chan's eyes were fixed, and the big slap in his pocket was about to move.

Help, forget about missing cats.

"Ha, otherwise, if you pick a time, I think it's okay to squeeze." Wen Chan gritted his teeth and smiled.

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I asked you to pick a time to record a song, but I didn't let you pick a time to come to the zoo!

Standing in front of the gate of the zoo, looking up at the children all over the floor full of garlic, Wen Chan felt that he was a complete fool for agreeing to Pei Xu.

"I heard that musicians need inspiration before composing, and I'll bring you here to find inspiration." Pei Xu smiled while holding two long-planned tickets.

"Which musician did you meet looking for inspiration in a place full of wild animals?" Wen Chan complained.

Pei Xu thought for a while, and tentatively said:

"The one who wrote the theme song of "Animal World"?"

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Wen Chan and Pei Xulai's zoo is extremely large, ranging from a land zoo to an aquarium, including an insect exhibition and a reptile area.There are not many people on weekdays, but some elementary schools organize visits to the zoo, and there are children everywhere.

When walking to the main entrance, the exhibition board of the themed event "Today I am a cat" attracted Pei Xu's attention.

"Look, there is a cat disguise activity here." Pei Xu said.

Heh, I am a cat every day, do I still need to pretend?Wen Zen heart.

The street vendor was selling cat ear headgear, Pei Xu didn't know what to do, so he insisted on buying a pair for Wen Chan.

"The merchant said that his cat's ears can fit together infinitely, so that outsiders can't see that it's fake. Can you take a look?" Pei Xu compared a pair, and leaned in front of Wen Chan.

What do you look at, this silicone dog fur sticks, is it really a kitten who has never studied?

"Don't buy it, come here less, don't wear it, it's not rare." Wen Chan strode forward with a pocket in his pocket, Pei Xu scanned the QR code and bought a pair, and stuffed them in Wen Chan's hand.

"Really, it's pretty." Pei Xu begged.

"All right, all right, I think the ice cream shop over there is also pretty good, so why don't you buy one too?" Wen Chan pointed to the ice cream stand in the distance.

"Not good, 30 yuan a piece, the premium is too serious." Pei Xu said seriously.

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Now price comparisons are cross-cutting?

What's the matter, the one hundred pairs of cat ear patches are worth the money, right?

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While Pei Xu was buying ice cream, Wen Chan took out those ugly cat ears.He looked horizontally and vertically, up and down, but he didn't realize that this thing was equivalent to a big red ticket.

The money of the rich second generation is really easy to earn, Pei Xu is simply an angel of wealth in the world, and he will give out a wave of relief wherever he goes.

Seeing that Pei Xu came back from buying ice cream, Wen Chan put away the headgear, a gust of wind blew by, and his head felt a little cold.

Then, through the crowd, Pei Xu saw the pair of black ears on Wen Chan's head,

Swaying happily in the wind.

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Blowing, blowing, Wen Zen's pride and indulgence, blowing, blowing, the ears that have been hiding in the hat for a long time are free again.

"Ah." Wen Chan was startled, he hurriedly ran after the hat, but before he touched it, another person picked it up.

"You still say you don't like it, and you say it's not what you mean, so you put it on secretly?"

Holding the cone, Pei Xu put away Wen Chan's hat in surprise. He flicked Wen Chan's ears with his fingers, and it felt slippery and soft.

"But, isn't the pair I bought brown? How did it become black?"

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Your question is really embarrassing to the innocent and poor kitten.

Zen kitten's ears are distressed.

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"Because, to a certain extent, there is a difference between a buyer's show and a seller's show." Wen Chan explained sternly.

The jelly-like black ears were in Pei Xu's hands, playing with them.

"Oh, that's it, but I think it feels better." Pei Xu stared at his ear, taking advantage of his height, leaned over to rub it a little, and saw the ear tremble as expected.

"Like the real thing."

What is like, that is true!

"Give me back the hat, I'm so annoying." Wen Chan gnawed on the ice cream, staring at Pei Xu with his soft tone and affectionate eyes.

Woohoo, the ice cream is delicious, and it still tastes like strawberry.

Zen Kitty wants to melt in a sea of ​​ice cream.

"If you don't return it, you can wear it. Look at you, like everyone in the zoo, you have ears on the top of your head." Pei Xu smiled, and wiped Wen Chan's ear tips with his fingers.

"Oh, with that group of kids?" Wen Chan licked off the cream from the corner of his mouth, and pointed to the elementary school students lining up in the distance.

Pei Xu paused, and said with a pure and flawless expression:

"Perhaps, it could be the ones in the cage?"

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Pardon?

Are you sure you didn't come here with the purpose of pissing off the kitten?

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The first thing I saw was the tiger garden, where the robust yellow-skinned tiger basked in the sun on the grass, looking comfortable and leisurely.Wen Chan took out his mobile phone and took a few photos, and was the first to discover the adult tiger's naked balls.

"When I was a child, I always felt that animals would be shy if they didn't wear clothes." Pei Xu leaned on the guardrail, lowered his head and said to Wen Chan who was concentrating on taking pictures.

"No, they only think there is a problem with the person wearing the clothes."

"Why?" Pei Xu asked back.

"Because the clothes are beastly." Wen Chan said viciously: "For example, some people not only want to control the kitten's diet, but also suck the kitten's stomach and paws, and force the kitten to sleep together every day. It is heinous."

Pei Xu rubbed his chin, a little guilty, he took another look at Wen Chan, raised his eyebrows and said.

"Oh, who is so bad, so bad, I don't treat kittens as people."

"Yeah, who is so bad, so bad, he doesn't deserve to be a human being."

Wen Zen agrees.

Pei Xu: ...

After looking at it for a while, Pei Xu thought about it again: "Tell me, what does a tiger's meat pad feel like to the touch? Should all cats be the same?"

A true warrior dares to face the threat of the king of the jungle, and dares to share a hundred fantasies of death.

Wen Chan sneered in his heart, and said to himself, go up and touch it.As a result, his brain short-circuited for a moment, and he put his hand on Pei Xu's palm very naturally.

"Touch it, it feels similar to mine."

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Once some words are said, they will be overwhelmed and hard to take back, making people want to slap the self a few seconds ago.

Pei Xu took Wen Chan's little paw carefully, and squeezed the palm along the way as if helping the little daughter-in-law into a sedan chair.

"Be gentle, the experience is good, I will come again next time." Pei Xu commented. "But Tiger, shouldn't it be like this?"

Wen Chan was stunned for a moment, the fingers of a musician are the lifeblood, they are very sensitive and precious, the kind where you apply fish oil hand cream several times a day.

So when Pei Xu touched it, it felt a little strange.

It must be a knee-jerk pot, or sunspots cause the earth's gravitational dislocation, and the cat's claws in the northern hemisphere are out of control.

"Wen Chan, did you have any dreams when you were young?"

Pei Xu asked suddenly.

Wen Chan pointed to the tiger in the cage, and said, "Eating, drinking and having fun all day long like it, and opening a small shop, life is ideal. What about you?"

Pei Xu thought for a while, his eyes fixed on Wen Chan's cat ears, and his eyes became soft in an instant.

"Find a wife you like, buy a store in the central area, and open a canteen for him."

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Hehe, perfunctory monsters, copying other people's dreams is shameful!

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After leaving the tiger garden, under the shade of the trees, there were elementary school students watching the feline exhibition. Pei Xu took Wen Chan around and came across a shop at the exit.

[Pet cat food store - if you can't learn, the university research institute is dedicated to build it, so that your kitten can be vigorous]

"Using scientific tiger catering technology as the standard, to create the most delicious kittens... ration supplementary food strips..."

Wen Chan stood in front of the shelf and swallowed silently.

I looked down at the price and slipped away. Old boars are not worthy of fine bran.

As soon as he was about to leave, Pei Xu grabbed his arm.

"Wait a minute, I'll buy some and give it to my kitten." Pei Xu said, calling for a shopping guide.

"Hello, sir, our products are allowed to taste... ah, kittens are allowed to taste." The shopping guide lady was standing by the shelf, just smiling, when Jianwen Zen reached out and picked up the tasting meat in the jar. Throw it in your mouth.

"Pei Xu, this is delicious, this is delicious, and this, this..."

The shopping guide was dumbfounded, and saw the men with black cat ears eating them one by one, with a happy and satisfied smile on their faces.The man behind him typed a string of names on the phone, and finally handed it to her.

There are more than ten types.

"Okay, do you want these dozen packs?" The shopping guide said with a smile.

Pei Xu glanced at her, and while Wen Chan was eating kitty biscuits, he touched her trembling ears on top of her head.

"One box of each kind, fill in the mailing list, and deliver to my home." Pei Xu said.

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The shopping guide silently turned around and took out his mobile phone, and made a call.

"Hello? Is Helena's official website? Wrap me the most expensive ones in your house, such as black and white bandages, morning and evening essence, green bottle of hyaluronic acid and small dewdrops. Heh, my lady has plenty of money today!"

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"You...well...it's too wasteful...to suck...to raise a cat and...to hiccup...to spend so much money."

Wen Chan held a bag of cat freeze-dried shrimp rolls, and complained while eating.

Hey hey hey suck, buy more and buy more, for the sake of food, the little cat can barely live with the perverted rich man under the same roof.

"Is it really delicious? What does it taste like when humans eat cat food?"

Pei Xu came over, paid the bill, and was stared at by Wen Chan's aggressive eyes, so he bought him another bag of shrimp rolls.

"Have a taste?"

Wen Chan was already dazzled by the food, he had a shrimp roll in his mouth, took another one out of the bag, and handed it to Pei Xu.

Pei Xu didn't answer.

He lowered his head slightly, put his fingertips against the stick in Wen Chan's mouth, and broke off a small piece from the other end.

In the mouth, it has a strong fishy smell and is not very tasty.

"It's very fishy, ​​can you eat all of this?" Pei Xu cast a puzzled look.

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How can we implicitly express that kittens and humans have different senses of taste?

Wen Chan cleared his throat, put away the intoxicated cat on his face, and said lightly.

"No way, we musicians all have a bit of personality. Mozart often meows like a cat. This is the first time you know?"

As he spoke, there was an exuberant piety of dedicating himself to music inside and outside the words.

Pei Xu nodded, leaned over, and whispered next to the cat ears on Wen Chan's head.

"It's really hard work for you, great artist."

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A ray of breath stuck to his ears, Wen Zen's back was numb.

Don't talk in people's ears!Sykes!