do you want a cat

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In order to collect the sounds of various animals, Pei Xu and Wen Chan traveled all over the garden.In front of the zebra garden, Wen Chan leaned on the railing, recorded with his mobile phone, and said:

"Pei Xu, you said they all look the same, how did you recognize each other?"

"Animals always have their own way, otherwise how would the cat recognize its owner?" Pei Xu laughed.

No way, is this Zen's way of playing with cats?

"Cats rely on smell, like you." Wen Chan approached suddenly and sniffed around Pei Xu's neck. The smell of mint aftershave was already very faint.

When they lived together, Wen Chan could smell all the smells on Pei Xu's body. The young master seldom used light-scented laundry detergent, and the shower gel was tasteless, so he only remembered the smell of aftershave.

Of course, there are other things that are different from others, things that only cats can smell.

That was Pei Xu's unique way home for Wen Chan.

"Me? What do I smell like?" Pei Xu raised his collar and leaned over in coordination with Wen Chan.

Wen Chan pursed his lips and teased, "I have a bad taste in my heart."

Pei Xu smiled, as if he didn't care, but also if he had deep meaning.He patted Wen Chan on the shoulder, and said mysteriously, "Wen Chan, do you know how the squirrel recognizes each other?"

Wen Chan asked Jun for advice.

"By kissing." After Pei Xu finished speaking, Jianwen Chan's expression changed again and again, and he couldn't suppress a low laugh.

"Get out, stop teasing me." Wen Chan is a big man, although he always turns into a kitten and is ravaged by disciples, but in essence he is still a young man with a strong blood.He punched Pei Xu hard, and joked.

After Pei Xu laughed, he wiped the corner of his lower lip, and said nothing else.

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Wen Chan is very talented in music. When he was having lunch in the zoo area, he had some inspiration, so he took out his notebook and wrote it down.

Pei Xu came back with two servings of rice bowls. He put them on the table, sharpened the disposable chopsticks, picked them out of the stabs, and put them in Wen Chan's hand.

"What are you writing?" Pei Xu sat opposite him and asked aloud.

"For the melody at the beginning, I want to use FutureBass and Vocal to create a feeling of desolation and vitality in the African grassland, just like standing in the narrow darkness and opening your eyes, suddenly a dry and clear sky appears..."

Wen Chan used a lot of technical terms, and he described his thoughts eloquently. He moved the water pen to follow the arc of his lips. His fingers were very thin, and the pen holder rotated on it, like a flexible butterfly.

Pei Xu grabbed his hand and held it firmly in the palm of his hand, including the knuckles and the pen.

Wen Chan trembled and looked at Pei Xu suspiciously.

"Talk while eating, don't get hungry." Pei Xu restrained his caressing movements and replied.

He talked for a long time, and the heat of the rice bowl disappeared.

"Well, good." Wen Chan picked up the chopsticks and took a mouthful of rice.

Pei Xu scanned the notebook on the corner of the table, reached out to touch the corner, and asked politely, "Can I take a look?"

"As you please." Wen Chan shrugged.

"I really didn't realize that you still like Ultraman at this age." Pei Xu turned to the first page, and it turned out to be a complete picture of the Ultraman family.He frowned, observed carefully, and rarely said in a more offensive tone.

Wen Chan narrowed his eyes and stretched out his hand.

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"This?" Wen Chan casually pointed to one.

"Ace." Pei Xu blurted out.

"This?" Wen Chan raised his eyebrows and pointed at another one.

"Gaia." Pei Xu said again.

"These three?" Wen Chan discovered the New World.

"Aguru, Taro, Mebius." Pei Xu responded eloquently.

"A new storm has appeared!" Wen Chan slapped the table and went straight to the climax.

"How can you stand still?" Pei Xu said, following Wen Chan's tune.

"Travel through time and space and do your best!" Wen Chan immediately followed.

"I will come to you." Pei Xu sang.

"You're so old, but you still like Altman?" Wen Chan snorted, with a strange look on his face.

Pei Xu: ...

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Excuse me, it's not because I read it too many times when I was a child, and my muscle memory is deeply rooted in Pei Xu's heart, which is filled with astrophysics and kittens.

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Pei Xu flipped back, most of the notebooks were daily work records or music inspirations, only one sentence caught Wen Chan's attention.

【Carefully choose a birthday present for Shanshan next door (love)】

Pei Xu paused, raised his eyes and glanced at Wen Chan.

Wen Chan is happily eating a rice bowl with a pair of cat ears blowing softly in the wind.He is a bit picky eater, he doesn't eat shredded carrots, but there are too many in the rice, so it is difficult for him to choose.

"Do you have someone you like?"

Pei Xu stared at Wen Chan and asked indifferently.

His voice was an octave lower, Wen Chan raised his head in doubt, and shook his head in a daze: "No, why are you asking this?"

The corners of Pei Xu's lips curled up visibly. He spread the notebook and typed the words on it.

"Shanshan next door?"

Wen Chan thought for a while before remembering.

Next door Shanshan is a three-coloured cat moved next to his house, with a gentle and well-behaved temper, but the hostess is too scary, and she walks around like a monster looking for food.

It was Shanshan's birthday a while ago, and Wen Chan wanted to give his future girlfriend a small gift, but he didn't know that she was not satisfied with the carefully selected cat food, so he gave him a paw by the way.

Alas, it's hard to chase girls, but it's even harder to chase little cats.

"Neighbor." Wen Chan held up his chopsticks and said, "Besides, it's just giving each other gifts. Doesn't anyone give you gifts? Then your popularity..."

It's too bad.

Before Wen Chan could say this, Pei Xu stopped him.

"No one gave me a birthday present."

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Something's wrong, shouldn't it be the birthday of the local tyrants that the island cruise ship's beauties will have a party until dawn?

Wen Chan gritted his teeth secretly. "Maybe, they are afraid that you will dislike gifts from ordinary people?"

"How come, what I want is very ordinary." Pei Xu shook his head, sadly.

Wen Chan looked at Pei Xu's drooping eyebrows, and a strange restlessness welled up in his heart. He found that he really wanted to lick Pei Xu.

The licking kind.

"Well, hasn't anyone given it to you all this time?" Wen Chan suppressed the itch in his heart, poked his chopsticks, and faltered.

"Well, none of them can do it." Pei Xu said.

"What exactly do you want? It's so difficult." Wen Chan became more and more curious.

He thought it was something illusory like the flower in the mirror and the moon in the water, or it was a priceless treasure, but Pei Xu raised his eyes quietly and said.

"Want to be alone."

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Fuck, big brother, your wish is too harsh.

Wen Chan was dumbfounded, he swallowed, and it took him a long time to find his voice.

"Pei Xu, do you want a heart or a liver, male or female, alive or dead, you tell me, I'll help you figure it out first."

The birthday wish of the rich second generation is to be different. There is a way in the world, but he will not go, and the criminal law will break in.

"What is it?" Pei Xu was taken aback.

"Calculate how many years you have to eat sauerkraut and pork stew vermicelli."

Wen Chan was so serious that he couldn't be more serious.

Only then did Pei Xu realize that Wen Chan's understanding was wrong. He smiled softly, reached out to pick up Wen Chan's rice, and explained: "That's not what I meant. I wanted to chase someone, but I haven't been able to catch up for a long time."

"Say it earlier." Wen Chan heaved a sigh of relief, he found Pei Xu using his chopsticks to pick out shredded carrots in his rice.

What a caring, warm and virtuous man this is!Wen Chan was so moved that his ears began to shake slowly.

"You are very good, why can't you catch girls?" Wen Chan was amazed.

"I don't know, I'm working hard." Pei Xu said that he was happy with picking carrots.

"Come on, if you can't, I'll chase it for you." Wen Chan dared to say anything when he saw a good man picking vegetables for him. He patted his chest and said in Pei Xu's questioning eyes.

"If she disagrees, I'll knock you out and throw you on the bed."

Pei Xu's expression froze, and then he smiled happily.

"Okay, it's done, don't go back on your word."

"I Wen Chan never breaks my promise." Wen Chan stared at the shredded carrots that were gradually detached from the rice grains, and they almost turned into little sun meows that were spinning.

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Look, the sweet-mouthed and talking kitten has a carrot-and-chicken rice bowl without carrots!

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While eating, Wen Chan remembered something again.

Did Pei Xu catch up with Schrödinger's boyfriend or not?

This guy, he won't lie to him, have an affair by himself?

Xiba, a shameless human man!

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I went to the aquarium in the afternoon, but I couldn't record the sounds of animals, but Wen Chan wanted to go shopping.Pei Xu returned the hat to him, and Wen Chan put it on to cover his ears.

It's fine to trick the stupid Pei Xu with this little trick, but it's easy to be exposed in a crowded place.

"Then take off the cat ear patch, it's uncomfortable to wear on your head."

Pei Xu was kind, but Wen Chan didn't appreciate it.

"I'll take it if you ask me to. Are you my wife? I just like to wear it, don't worry about me." Wen Chan covered his hat tightly to his ears, grinning like a kitten protecting food.

Laughing to death, this really took the ears off, and the world will have one more species.

The earless cat, the ultimate body, the evolution of the Zen kitten.

"It's not impossible, I don't mind." Pei Xu pretended to be embarrassed, thought for a while, and nodded in agreement.

"I've never seen such a straightforward pervert like you since I was born, why don't you be ashamed?" Wen Chan's mouth grew big, he was not angry, and teased.

"I didn't come here specially to show you, lest others say you are ignorant." Pei Xu pressed down Wen Chan's hat with his hand, and the smile on the corner of his mouth didn't stop.

"Wen Chan, to be honest, you really look like the cat I raised."

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Be confident, remove the image, that's it.

Of course, Wen Chan wouldn't admit it, he gave Pei Xu a blank look: "Come on, don't get too close, I'm not familiar with you. I work hard to be self-reliant, and I don't want to be a pet that depends on others."

The first half of the sentence is true, and the second half is false.

Zen kitten dreams of finding a wealthy patron and living comfortably from now on, woo woo woo woo.

"That's right, my Pei Jingjing is very clingy to me, she wants me to kiss and hug her every now and then, not like you."

Pei Xu said with emotion.

First of all, it was you who were stalking me and wanted me to hug and suck. What resistance does the kitten have?The kitten is just a man's plaything, the kitten can't even decide how many pieces of cat food it eats in one meal!

Second.

"Do you care about your cat, named Pei Jingjing?"

Wen Zen was furious.