do you want a cat

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For dinner, Pei Xu planned to go out to find something to eat.There is a large open kitchen in his house, but there is nothing in the refrigerator except drinks and Yakult. The double doors are steaming, and Wen Zen trembles from the cold.

But the premise is to feed the kitten.

"Can you go out with me later, there is something to do."

Pei Xu poured an appropriate amount of imported cat food into the ceramic plate, and pinched a few fish balls as supplementary food and put them aside.He pulled up a chair and sat down, resting his chin, watching the Zen kitten eat attentively.

The Zen kitten eats very gracefully, burying its head like no one else around, taking small bites, eating deliciously.

To be honest, Wen Chan became addicted to picky eaters when he was a human being, and became even worse when he became a cat. However, Pei Xu's cat food and canned food are all brands he likes very much, which is very good.

The long-term meal ticket was appreciated by Kitty and decided to add a one-month contract.

"Speak, do you agree or not?"

Seeing that the Zen kitten didn't respond, Pei Xu scratched the kitten's head and urged.

Wait for the cat to answer, the university buys long-term meal tickets, right?

Mere shit shoveler, does the kitten really care?

Kitten Zen sneered to himself, and was about to lick the last piece of cat food when suddenly two fingers came in, picked up the last piece on the plate, and held it to his lips.

Zen Kitty: ? ? ?

"Don't ignore me, is it really delicious?"

Pei Xu had a dejected look on his face. He took a bite of the cat food and smacked the taste, showing an indescribable expression.

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Okay, I care, you return my food first!

Am I a cat or are you a cat?

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"Meow meow meow meow!"

Zen kitten jumped up and down, stretched into a long strip and grabbed Pei Xu's sleeve. He patted Pei Xu's hand with his meat pad, quite angrily.

However, in Pei Xu's eyes, all of this was an underfed kitten acting like a spoiled child.

"Do you still want to eat? But I strictly follow the amount given in the cat breeding manual. Eating too much is not good for your health."

Pei Xu was hard-hearted, he made a gesture to put away the cat bowl, but was interrupted by Zen Kitty.

"If you want to eat, you can go out with me after eating, okay?"

Pei Xu knelt down and stared at Zen Kitten.

The Zen kitten lay on the blanket in an orderly manner, staring at Pei Xu with its round eyes, and let out a sweet cry.

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Kitten Zen had finished eating and was lying on the table with his stomach dry. Pei Xu finished brushing the dishes, and when he looked back, he found that Kitten Zen had shrunk in the hole of the cat climbing frame, ready to cover himself with a small quilt and go to sleep.

"Didn't you promise me to go out?"

Pei Xu bent down and knocked on the wooden board of the cat climbing frame.

The light is dim, and the further you look in, the more you can't see the cat's figure clearly. You can only feel a dark mass arched, and a thin cat meows.

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Don't go out, the kitten can only hide in the dark, and the kitten will melt when it sees the light.

Little cats are born to be deceiving and cute ghosts.

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It wasn't until the cute ghost was caught in the box that the little cat realized the cruelty of human means.

A real man should face up to the kitten, and Pei Xu has learned the truth.

Although it's okay to go out, but the fucking kitty is motion sick.

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After getting in the car, Wen Chan began to faint.

Wen Chan and Mrs. Wen discussed why they turned into cats. Half of the reasons are blood, and the symptoms of ancestors cannot be solved.The trigger conditions are random, and once you become a cat, your body's resistance will become worse.

After Wen Chan turned into a cat, he was sensitive to various strange smells, including but not limited to the smell of smoke, the smell of aging rubber in the car, alcohol, and damp musty smell.

As soon as he got in the car, he heard old-fashioned love songs playing in the taxi, and the driver smoked one cigarette after another, talking in a duck voice.

The cage is small, and the small windows looking out are narrow. During the evening rush hour, the taxi slams on the brakes and shakes like a boat.

Wen Chan huddled in the darkness, closed his eyes tightly, and let out a thin cry of pain.

"Meow meow……"

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Help, feel sick.

How could he surrender so easily after eating 100 yuan of canned food tomorrow night?

Zen Kitty cheers himself up.

Come on, Zen kitten, you have to keep the imported canned food and gold medal cat food that Miaosheng ate for the first time...

vomit,

But I still feel like throwing up T^T.

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"Master, please drive slowly, my cat is motion sick."

Pei Xu patted the driver and said.

"Cat? Why do cats get motion sickness?" The driver took a deep puff on his cigarette and glanced at the rearview mirror annoyed.

Pei Xu frowned, and he checked the situation in the cage with the headlights. The Zen kitten was huddled into a ball, looking uncomfortable.

Terrible, I knew I would not take a car.

"Master, pull over and stop."

Pei Xu pointed to the side of the road.

One person and one cat got out of the car, Pei Xu opened the cage, and carried the kitten out.The fresh air carried the fresh smell of night dew and green grass. The Zen kitten walked two steps, shaking its paws, and groaned and vomited for a while.

He vomited all kinds of meat and vegetables, and Wen Chan's thinking was a little confused. He still regarded himself as a human being, staggered and hugged Pei Xu's trousers, his paws grabbed the fabric, and his mouth kept meowing.

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Is this driver an ancestral DJ player?

Did you see the license plate?

Complain to Lao Tzu, do not care for the old, young, sick and disabled!

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After getting better, Wen Chan looked up and found Pei Xu beside him.

The son of the rich family sat casually on the curb, stretched his long legs, and put his elbows on his knees.He replied a message with one hand, twisted his fingertips, threw the phone into his pocket, and turned to look at Zen Kitten.

"better?"

Pei Xu took out a pack of tissues from his pocket, wiped the Zen kitten's face and paws, and then picked the cat up.

"Little pitiful, you will faint after sitting for a while, how can I take you out in the future?"

Zen kitten drooped its head. He rested for a while, feeling that Pei Xu seemed to be in a hurry.

Because his phone keeps vibrating.

"Can you go back to the cage?"

Pei Xu let the Zen kitten lie on his lap, stroked its fur to comfort him, and asked questions at the same time.

All cats are willing to enter a small cage.

The Zen kitten meowed softly, with an expression of reluctance, when Pei Xu tried to grab him, he hid behind, very uncooperative.

While they were deadlocked, the phone rang.

"Hey, the cat is a little motion sick, wait for me for a while."

Zen Kitten narrowed his eyes, curious in his heart.

There was a gentle young lady on the other end of the phone, could it be Pei Xu's girlfriend?

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It doesn't make sense, these days, all perverts have girlfriends.

Does his girlfriend know that her boyfriend chases and rubs and sucks the little wild cat every day?

The point is, this little wild cat doesn't have a girlfriend yet!

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That is, a married man forcibly snatches a celibate kitten, which is a tragic and ethical drama, and it is just around the corner to hit the Oscars.

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"Into the cage?"

Pei Xu patted the cage and asked softly.

The Zen kitten turned around and faced Pei Xu with its round and strong cat butt.

I express it this way, do you understand?

Thinking of this, Zen Kitty heard the man behind him chuckle.Pei Xu reached out his hand very sensiblely, and stroked the Zen kitten's fur.

"Okay, let's go over there."

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us?What are you thinking, it's you.

Although I am carsick, I am not sick.

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Zen Kitten tugged at Pei Xu's collar, tilted his head, and observed the bicycle team that came and went freely around him.

The undulating red taillights merged into one stream, rubbing shoulders in the traffic lane.They walked along the periphery of the city park, street vendors selling snacks and flowers yelled, there were many idlers walking after dinner, and the rhythm of the square dance was faintly visible.

There is indeed a gap between being a human and being a cat.

Someone hugs and someone raises her, and she doesn't have to walk on her own with long legs. Who knows if it's cool.

Zen Kitty tilted his head and saw Pei Xu's profile.

I have to say, this pervert looks handsome.

Although it is still a little bit worse than Zen Kitten.

"what happened?"

Pei Xu noticed the cat's gaze, thought it was uncomfortable to hold him, carefully avoided pedestrians, and scratched Zen kitten's ears.

"There are many people here, don't jump down, I lost you and I can't find it."

Pei Xu turned his face to the side, rubbed his lips against Zen Kitty's ears, and his voice was extra clear.

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As if its ears had been shocked, Zen Kitten's eyes widened, and after a while, it scratched the base of its ears with its paws.

Is Pei Xu a charging treasure? No matter how he speaks, he still has his own electronic voice.

Moreover, when he said that, the little cat would definitely not understand.That is to say, Wen Chan, if you want to change to a kitten, you won't have to make a fuss...

Huh?

Yes, I am a kitten.

Why should I be so obedient?

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Thinking of this, kitten Zen had an idea. He stared at Pei Xu, stretched out his paw, and slapped it on Pei Xu's face.

The meat pads touch the skin, leaving an invisible plum blossom mark.

Pei Xu froze for a moment, then stopped and stared at Zen Kitten.

The Zen kitten was happy, its paws kept going, and it kept breathing.

Let you grab my cat food biscuits;

Tell you to take me out for a ride;

let you still hug me out for shopping;

Let you suck me and touch me every day;

make you...

Pei Xu didn't understand the habits of cats, but his face was hot, Zen kitten was strong, and the short hairs on the tip of its claws brushed the corners of his eyes, so he thought about it carefully.

Does this action mean that you like it?

Although, this love is too enthusiastic, right?

How about smashing pancakes?

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Pei Xu took Wen Chan into a pet hospital. The voice of the lady doctor was quite familiar. Wen Chan recalled carefully, only to realize that it was the one on the phone.

Girlfriend works in a pet hospital?

Zen kitten lay on the table curiously, and the doctor poured a cup of tea for Pei Xu, smiling sweetly.

"How old is it?"

As he said that, he was about to hug the Zen kitten.

"twenty."

Pei Xu took a sip of his tea, keeping his eyes on Wen Chan.

The doctor raised an eyebrow questioningly.

"Twenty...months?" Pei Xu realized what he had said, and awkwardly dragged out his voice: "I just picked it up, and I don't know it very well."

"Wild cat?" asked the doctor again.

"En." Pei Xu smiled: "I like wild ones."

Zen kitten stepped on the mat and stared at Pei Xu with its dark eyes.

Tsk tsk tsk, handsome guys are so perverted, our kitty is different, we only like beautiful sisters.

Don't you suck me?Then I will suck your girlfriend and jealous of you.

hiahiaahiahiahia!

The Zen kitten rubbed against the doctor's hand affectionately, coquettishly calling, soft and cute.He didn't see Pei Xu, who was sitting on the sofa, lowered his eyes and hooked his fingertips, his sluggish movements were a little weird.

"Little tomcat? Such a family member with a good personality."

The doctor smiled sweetly. She scratched the back of Zen kitten's neck and looked at Pei Xu.

"But it's not good to be too clingy. It's a male cat again. Let's get it neutered."

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Zen Kitty couldn't believe what he was hearing.

Sterilization, the one he thought of, the one with the knife?

Zen kittens slowly petrify, harden, and dry out.He took a step back, away from this devil-hearted woman, step by step, with trembling steps.

The doctor is still laughing.

Wrong payment, really wrong payment, the world is not worth it.

The Zen kitten was tearful and its whiskers were shaking, but Pei Xu, who was sitting next to him, made a sound.

"Okay, it's good to make one, it's easy."

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Cui Guo, break Pei Xu's mouth!

Wouldn't your conscience ache to discuss this in front of young kittens?

Why give a kitten a knife, first give yourself a knife to see if the effect is good, and then I will do it again?This is not a strong comparison with the experimental group, can you help me see what improvement measures have been taken?

Just a joke, sterilize his Zen kitten, in the next life!

Lord is going to pursue freedom, goodbye to you.

Zen Kitty arched his body and fell to the ground with a whiff. He raised his head before he let go of his hooves, and met dozens of sharp eyes.

"Oh, don't run around, it's not good to run into the milk dog area."

The doctor stood behind the Zen kitten, speaking cordially.

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What the hell do you call a Tibetan mastiff a milk dog? ?