do you want a cat

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Incandescent lamps, scalpels, rubber gloves, cold eyes exposed outside the mask.Zen kitten was pinned down on the table by four strong men, the doctor raised his tail and squeezed his hind paw.

"You said its leg was broken by a car?"

Facing the film, the doctor asked suspiciously.

"Yes, it must be hurt."

Pei Xu nodded and sat aside.

"Ok."

The beautiful doctor nodded and tossed Wen Chan from inside to outside. Finally, she took off her glasses and sat at the table with the analysis report.

"What are the symptoms and how long will it take to get better?"

Pei Xu asked with concern, holding the half-dead Zen kitten.

"The general condition of cat's foot and ankle soft tissue injury under the action of abnormal external force is more common in active and young cats. The soft tissue of the affected area is not treated in time, which leads to..."

"general speaking."

Pei Xu didn't like to listen to explanations of terms.

"Simply put, sprained ankle."

The doctor rolled his eyes.

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Well, being run over by a car isn't a lie.

A stroller can be a car, but why not a bicycle?

The Zen kitten was lying in Pei Xu's palm, and suddenly felt the hand stroking his hair stop. The man looked down and said softly.

"Otherwise, it's better to castrate."

The Zen kitten turned over and flashed its paws with its backhand.

Whose beast is this, how can it learn to speak human language?

The country prohibits one-size-fits-all. If you don’t forget your original intention and keep your mission in mind, science students can do whatever they want just because they don’t do comprehensive essays, right?

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Wen Chan came to the pet hospital to see a doctor and had a simple examination. When the doctor offered to vaccinate, the Zen kitten hadn't refused, so Pei Xu spoke first.

"No, he's too young to be vaccinated."

Pei Xu signed the form next to him, and Wen Chan squatted beside him, reaching out his paw and tapping the head of the long-term meal ticket.

Yes, this time is very good, and I will continue to work hard in the future.

"It only works when you are young, and this cat is not young anymore, even if there is a female cat, it can have a litter."

The doctor disagreed with Pei Xu's statement and poked Zen Kitty on the head.

Zen Kitty: ? ? ?

What are you talking about, people have just turned [-] years old and have not yet reached the legal age of marriage. Now, if you are unmarried and have a baby, you can't get a household registration.

When Zen Kitten thought of opening the door and going home in the future, a group of kittens rolling around on the ground would give him a headache. He closed his eyes tightly and was distressed. He was suddenly lifted up by someone under his armpit, and something was buried in his chest.

Pei Xu took a deep breath, and rubbed his chin against the Zen kitten's head in attachment, his voice was low and full of magnetism.

"It will never get close to the little female cat in its life."

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What, you say that, are you going to break out of the cocoon, become a butterfly and evolve into a complete metamorphosis?

Also don't allow me to get close to the little female cat, and let your stinky fart go.

The Zen kitten was sent under the fence to eat people and had a short mouth. With its paws open, it could only be sucked by Pei Xu, secretly swearing.

In the future, he will look for a purebred white puppet lady with a milky scent, who has a frank and gentle personality to take care of the family, kisses and hugs her every day, and envies Pei Xu, a pervert.

If you have a wife and curse others for not being able to find it, it is obvious that the person has sinister intentions!

Zen kitten secretly made up his mind, and endured the humiliation, Pei Xu pinched his ears several times.

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To be on the safe side, the doctor prescribed several medicines to Wen Chan, and after applying them externally for a period of time, no symptoms of lameness emerged.Mr. Pei was rich and powerful, turned right after going out, and walked into an alley with Wen Chan in his arms.

After about a few hundred meters, the signs of various hawkers in the food street became more and more clear.

Spicy crayfish, garlic vermicelli scallops, roasted pig's trotters, old street shaved ice, milk stew...

Zen kitten's eyeballs fell into the charcoal table of charcoal-grilled yellow croaker, his little paw stepped on Pei Xu's shoulder, and the cat moved its head left and right. Seeing Pei Xu walking faster and faster, he cried out in dissatisfaction.

Why are you walking so fast? There are a lot of delicious food here. You can look back and let me smell it anyway.

I'm such a small cat, can't I see it if I can't eat it?

Pei Xu didn't understand Kitten Zen's movements. He squeezed the hand holding the cat's buttocks, and pressed Kitten Zen's paw with the other hand. He squeezed his fingertips together and looked at the little thing.

"We have arrived."

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Hearing what Pei Xu said, Wen Chan looked up.

It is an indoor roasted pig's trotters shop. At the end of the street, the uncle who is grilling outside is wearing a sweater, grabs a handful of cumin, shakes his head and sprinkles it wildly.

Zen kitten swallowed slowly, then turned to stare at Pei Xu.

This young master is down and out, really come to eat at the street stall?

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In Zen Kitty’s heart, the young master who owns more than two buildings and is picked up by Maybach should be rich in clothing and food, such as sea cucumber, abalone, cordyceps, Kobe beef and ivory clam, instead of sitting on a pony with legs spread apart and eating pig’s trotters like now .

Zen Kitten squatted quietly on the ground, staring at Pei Xu with an almost substantive dislike.

It seemed that there was a gang, as soon as they entered the store, three people greeted Pei Xu. They opened a few bottles of beer, and there were three roasted tender trotters on the plate.

Flavored with cumin, it is fat but not greasy, the meat is juicy and delicious, the oil flows out from the cracks in the bones, and the aroma is overflowing.

Zen Kitten licked his tongue, and looked at these people with his eyes pressed down.

Seriously, wearing a Rolex watch, a Hermès schoolbag, clothes with the Gucci logo, and then using Belle shoes to hook the legs of the pony?

Evil capitalist, is my Zen kitten’s work done to get a long-term meal ticket for nothing?

The Zen kitten, who took the initiative to replace the working people, screamed in grief and indignation, and accidentally put a piece of soft meat on the tip of its nose.

"Eat?"

Pei Xu tore off a small piece and lowered his head to ask him.

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eat!

The Zen kitten took it away in one bite, cursing while enjoying the food.

I will continue to scold you when I am full.

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The shop appeared to be open, and the presence of a cat did not offend diners.

Kitten Zen stole two bites of pig's trotters from Pei Xu. His mouth was full of oil, and he wanted to find something to drink. As soon as he turned to the door, he saw a pink and tender piglet digging dirt in the corner.

Zen Kitten retreated into the room silently, feeling even more surprised.

This store is really open, and it doesn't mind a live pig outside the door, no wonder it turns a blind eye to the kittens.

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The Zen kitten smacked its lips, feeling a sense of guilt and guilt in its heart.

Was what he ate just now the left fore hoof or the right fore hoof of the upturned little pink pig?

The overwhelming sense of guilt swallowed Zen Kitten's reason, he went out again, squatted behind the little pig, and spoke.

"Run quickly, if you don't run, it will be too late."

The fart pig stopped digging the soil, turned around, and looked at Zen kitten with mung bean-sized eyes.

Zen Kitten looked shocked.

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It's him!

Xu Buzuo, a domestically raised, pink and tender little pig!

People in the rivers and lakes say [If you don't work, you don't want to be a piggy].

The Zen kitten froze for a moment, and gave Xu Buzuo a paw backhand.

"What are you doing here? Hurry up and go home and stay there. You've turned into a pig and are still hanging around outside?"

Xu Bujiao covered his forehead with his pig's front hooves, and said, "Didn't you also become a cat? You're still outside."

"I... have something important to do."

Zen Kitty puffed out his chest, thinking that food for long-term meal tickets could be equated with monitoring perverted behavior to prevent crimes.

"I also came out to work!"

Xu Buzuo was equally arrogant.

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Wen Chan glanced at the signboard of this store, and tears welled up in his eyes.

"No, no, really no, no matter how poor our family is, we don't need you to work hard to subsidize the family."

His friend is too incompetent. How difficult is it that made Xu Buzuo start working in a roasted pig's trotters shop?

This roasted hoof is 20 yuan, and the cost is only a dozen yuan. The four hooves add up to less than [-] yuan. Why is Xu Buzuo so hard to think about it?

This amount of money is not enough to buy a set of grade [-] exercise books!

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When the two sides were at a stalemate, there was a loud shout from the room.

"Jiaojiao!"

Xu Buzuo seemed to install an electric motor, spread his short hooves all the way with sparks and lightning, and under Zen Kitty's shocked gaze, he slammed into the hand of a man next to Pei Xu.

"How about it, my beloved little fragrant pig."

The man raised his eyebrows and said to Pei Xu.

Zen Kitten crouched in place, his brain overheated and he crashed.

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A little fragrant pig can have such a sticky name.

Nonsence!

Zen Kitten shook his head vigorously, greatly shocked.

It turns out that what Xu Buzuo brags about every day is "domesticated",

Is it a verb? ? ?

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He didn't even know when Wen Chan was caught into the house by Pei Xu, but he only remembered that he had reflected on his own situation, and he had been placed on his lap by Pei Xu and rubbed back and forth.

Xu Buzuo, the fart-tipping little fragrant pig, turned a blind eye to the roasted pig's trotters on the plate. He obsequiously showed the posture that a little fragrant pig should have, and seemed to work harder than skipping class and playing games on weekdays.

The Zen kitten stretched out its head, and approached Xu Buzuo mysteriously under the table.

"How much is your daily salary for this job, on a daily basis and monthly basis, does it include board and lodging, and how many days of vacation?"

Xu Buzuo turned the little pig's head, arched his nose seriously, and snorted:

"Two shifts a week and weekends, board and lodging in a villa in a rich area, holidays on weekdays, a monthly payment of [-], my last colleague quit and introduced me."

"Why did you give such a good job to you?" Zen Kitty counted with his fingers, thinking that this job is easy, happy and profitable, so it doesn't make sense to hand it over to others.

"Because the landlord's food is so good, he is too fat to fit into a little fragrant pig." Xu Buzuo smiled smugly.

Zen Kitten was silent for a while, not knowing what to say.

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Understood, lifting weights can change one's destiny, the little cat has written it down, and will go to the gym tomorrow to apply for an annual pass.

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"What are you whispering under the table?"

As soon as Pei Xu raised his hand, the back of the kitten's neck rubbed against the table, and its hair was almost bald.He rubbed the Zen kitten's neck, and gave Xu Buzuo a cold look.

"Meow~"

Zen Kitten let out a sweet cry, very well-behaved, and actually began to greet Pei Xu's family again.

This technique is very skillful, did you catch the chicken cubs less?

"Brother Xu, don't you don't keep animals? Why are you thinking about keeping cats?"

Xu Buzuo's master is Ling Dong, whose screen name is [Moving point A is rotten and can't move], who is Pei Xu's childhood friend.

Ling Dong raised his eyebrows and said in a thief-like manner.

Pei Xu curled his lower lip and replied:

"This is my boyfriend, who is fostered at my house."

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"What's the matter? You have a boyfriend? You still have a foster cat at your house?" Ling Dong and all the good brothers around him were collectively surprised.

What should I do?Do you like men?

Zen Kitten was stunned, and really wanted to flick his tail and kill Pei Xu, a shameless person.

If you like men and hook up with other girls, isn't it cheap?

Return the cat that my boyfriend gave me, you forgot how to coerce me into the house, you point a boyfriend to me, I will bite his head off!

Wen Chan was in a fit of anger, and suddenly felt a chill down his spine.

He just said that he likes men?

He, he, he...wouldn't want to attack the little tomcat, would he?

"Meow meow..." Zen Kitty murmured in a complicated tone.

This job seems to be life-threatening?

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Facts have proved that although Pei Xu is a pervert who sucks cats, he has no sexual interest in little male cats.

What aspect do you ask?

Hey, can you make up your own mind about this kind of thing?

The Zen kitten squatted at the door of the bathroom, staring at the frosted glass that was white and sparkling.

Pei Xu has been bathing in it for half an hour, which is really rare in the average of real men duels who take a shower for 3 minutes. Wen Chan flicked his tail impatiently, not knowing what to do.

This guy won't die in the bathroom, will he?

Wen Chan thought about it, and finally knocked on the door of the bathroom. It was quiet inside, and there was no intention to open it.

Although this is a pervert, if Pei Xu is really screwed up, Wen Chan is the suspect.

Who knows if the police will accuse Kitten of being a murderer and throw him in for ten or twenty years.

In the end, it was Pei Xu who put the canned dessert too high, the little cat couldn't reach it by himself!

In a dilemma, Zen Kitten gritted his teeth, pressed down the doorknob with his tail, and stepped on the warm floor tiles in the bathroom.

There is a whole glass in the bathroom, and the bodies of two kittens are reflected on the left and right. He turned the corner and stepped into the water with a click, and someone turned his head from the bathtub.

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A well-built man was leaning in the bathtub, wearing a green seaweed mud mask, lying down and reading a black and white comic book.

When Pei Xu heard the noise, he turned his head and saw the Zen kitten, making a sound.

"Yo, let's apply a mask together? It's especially hydrating."

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Wen Chan stood where he was, his dislike was beyond words.

The future domineering president, that's it?

Ah.

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A minute later, the kitten was lying in Pei Xu's arms with a small seaweed mask on its face, squinting and snoring.

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Warm, comfortable, seaweed mask, really moisturizing!