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"What's wrong, I hurt you" Linghu Shang caught up with Assassin and asked.

"No." There was a hint of magnetic hoarseness in the seductive voice.

"..." Why does it always feel weird.

Assassin put on gloves, the black leather covered his art-like palms, and led the way slowly with light steps, his slender white legs looming under the red robe.

"Wow..." A wolf howled from a distance, and there was a faint fishy smell in the air.

"It's the pack of wolves that attacked me last time." Exactly how many there were, obviously a lot were killed last time, Linghu Shang pulled out the Golden Snake Sword and said expressionlessly.

Wolves, Poison Mist, Linxi, Snow Lotus.Heh, interesting, there must be a demon when things go wrong, it seems that this small mountain forest must be related to the thousand-year-old snow lotus.

"This way." Said the seductive voice hoarsely.

After half an hour...

Assassin: "..."

Linghu Shang: "It seems that your sense of direction is not very good either." Linghu Shang's usually indifferent voice had a rare hint of gloating.Hahaha, dare to say that I am a road idiot, let me retribution~(≧▽≦)/~

Assassin and Linghu Shang walked out of the forest and returned to the Longmen Desert, the difference is that this time Assassin led the way...

"It seems that someone has set up a formation that can't get out." The seductive voice finally returned to normal.

"What is that formation?" Linghu Shang asked with some doubts.

"It's just a blinding method spread in the Central Plains, but I have to study it carefully first. Presumably this formation should be used to protect the thousand-year-old snow lotus."

"How long will it take?" Linghu Shang asked with a cold aura still exuding.

"Just two days, let's go back to the inn first, let me study it carefully." Interesting, there is a formation blocking it, it seems that the millennium rare treasure is not so easy to get, but, I found something more interesting than snow lotus , Assassin's eyes swept over the cold Linghu Shang and a hunter's smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Linghu Shang suddenly tightened his chrysanthemum, no, his back felt cold: why did he suddenly have a bad feeling...

The two returned to the Longmen Inn, the inn was not as noisy as it was during the day, it became very quiet, and all the noisy tourists from the rivers and lakes during the day became quiet and serious.

"What happened?" Assassin asked Jin Xiangyu. "Girl, you don't know something. Just as you left during the day, a group of Spikes came. They ate a meal for nothing and took a lot of things. Girl, you are so beautiful, so be careful." , don’t be taken advantage of by those nasty Spikes.”

Nasty Spike Army Elder: ...the knee hurts ORZ

Assassin: Do I really look like a girl? Both of them regard me as a girl

→_→What do you think?

"Spike Army" Assassin looked at Linghu Shang suspiciously.Linghu Shang nodded indifferently and said: "My people."

"!" Jin Xiangyu next to him heard Linghu Shang's words: Σ(°△°|||)︴Surprised, such a handsome man actually went to become a Spike!

Linghu Shang: →_→ Is there any connection between being handsome and Spike Army? Then what do you think I should be.

"Let's go." Linghu Shang brought Assassin to the camp where the Spike Army was stationed.

"see elders"

"see elders"

"See the elders" the voices are full of triads, as if they were promoted.

"Elder, who is this?" Wang Tian asked cautiously.Linghu Shang is usually indifferent, difficult to get close to, exuding a cold low pressure, and sometimes giving orders is just a look or a gesture, and he rarely communicates with others.Few people in the Sun-by-Sun Camp can withstand the low pressure of Linghu Shang. Wuyou worked in the Sun-by-Sun Camp for a long time, and he is one of the very few capable people who can withstand Linghu Shang's ice-like aura and can still speak. For this reason, Wang Tian He has a very high status in the Day-by-Day Camp, and he is a capable person who dares to talk to tigers.

"I am your elder's wife." Assassin replied with a smile.

"..."

"..."

Linghu Shang: This woman has a thick skin.

Wang Tian: What the hell?Did I hear the elder's wife wrong!Don't the elders like the elders picking stars? When will an elder's wife come out? But this woman, uh, is she really a woman? Why does she look a bit like a man? It should be an illusion. Since she is the elder's wife, she must be a woman , But if you look carefully, this woman is really beautiful. She competes with the Elder Zhaixing. Seeing that Linghu Huan didn't respond, Wang Tian twitched the corner of his mouth and said to Assassin, "Well, Mrs. Elder." Why does it feel so confusing Mouth (┬_┬)

Assassin: smile

"Why are you here?" Linghu Shang asked indifferently.Didn't they send elite soldiers from the Sun Chasing Battalion to detour?

"Elder, you don't know something. It's like a ghost hitting a wall in front of you. We walked around for a long time and came back." Wang Tian said tremblingly with cold sweat on his head.Damn, why does it feel like the Elder's aura became even more terrifying after hearing that "Elder's Madam".

"Sure enough." Look, I can't even walk in, okay? I'm not a road idiot. I've never lost my way in the Western Regions, okay? Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ

Wuyou led Linghushang and Assassin to the front of the tent with trepidation and asked cautiously: "Elder, Madam Elder, do you live in the same tent or..."

"one"

"two rooms"

"..."

"Two rooms." Linghu Shang glared at Assassin and repeated it coldly.

"Shang, we are husband and wife so naturally we have to sleep together~ Don't you think it's bad for me to serve you~" Assassin said pitifully in a seductive voice.

"..."

"..."

Wuyou: I, I didn't hear anything...

Linghushang: ...Yes, I despise it

"Two, between" Linghu Shang repeated again with gritted teeth in an indifferent voice.

"Okay, okay, Madam Elder, please come with me." Wuyou stuttered in fright.

Tsk, that's not cute.Assassin still obediently followed Wuyou to his tent, but in his heart he was planning to go to Linghushang's tent at night to "serve" him~

it's dinner time

Assassin and Linghu Shang sat together for dinner, Assassin took a sip, Emma, ​​it was so unpalatable.

"Shang, let's go out to eat, okay? This food is so unpalatable~" My majestic red-clothed leader, you just let me eat this.

"...The food in the military camp is just like this, you have to get used to it." Although it's hard to eat, don't say it out loud, the cook hasn't left yet, if you say that, the cook will be sad, okay, and I really do like you Can I afford you?

Cook: QAQ

Seeing that the elder's wife was dissatisfied with the food he made, the military cook was so frightened that his wool trembled all over the place. No, I am the cook, not Chunyang. Madame went to nearby Chang’an to have fun, and recently celebrated Qixi Festival, and Chang’an City is holding the Lantern Festival for three days in a row, do you want the elder to take the elder’s wife to have fun?” (┬_┬) It’s really awkward.

"go with!"

"don't go"

"..."

"..."

"No!" Linghu Shang glared at Assassin and repeated, why did he have to repeat it to this woman every time.

"Hurt, you despise me~" Assassin said "poorly" in a seductive voice, with the appearance of a weak woman who "sees pity".

"..." How do you know that I despise you.

"Hurt, you did such a thing to me but despised me. I was alone and helpless, and now even my husband despises me. I might as well die..." Assassin looked like he was about to "cry out" Said like that, with a vivid image of a young daughter-in-law from a good family who has been bullied, and wiped away tears with her sleeves that she didn't have at all.

"Go!" Linghu stood up injured and patted the table, interrupting Assassin's opening his eyes and talking nonsense with a voice below minus [-].

Cook: Okay, what a scary aura, wait, what is that (⊙_⊙)?Could it be..., oh my god, I always feel as if I know something important, will it be silenced?

The two walked outside the barracks, the wind was blowing, and the moon was like water.

Linghu Shang asked in a cold voice: "Can you ride a horse?"

"No" of course

Linghu Shang sent someone to take Li Feisha and jumped onto the horse, stretched out his hand and said to Assassin, "Come on."

The evening wind blows, and Linghushang's silvery white hair flutters gently. Under the silvery moonlight, an independent man in white clothes rides a strong white horse, with silvery white harness and gorgeous white silk, in the dark night. Dazzling white, Linghushang is like a peerless beauty walking out of the painting, making people want to possess it involuntarily.

Seeing that Assassin didn't respond, Linghu Shang kept staring at him, the scorching gaze made Linghushang's heart shudder, and stretched out his hand to pull Assassin onto the horse's back, letting Assassin sit in front and lean against Linghushang's arms Li, holding the rein lightly with one hand, and holding Assassin's two paws with the other hand, no, it's the hand.

"..."

Assassin: What is it for? What are the meanings?

Linghu Shang: I'm afraid you will take advantage of me.

"..."

"Driving~~~"

Linghu Shang carried Assassin on his horse and ran on the road to Chang'an City. The Longmen Desert borders Kunlun Evilman Valley to the west, Chang'an to the south, and Linxi to the north. A lot of flying sand and rocks were splashed.

Assassin is leaning in Linghushang's arms, he is indeed the sword master of the Western Regions, he can feel his strong chest muscles, strong muscles and smooth lines through his clothes, (ˉ﹃ˉ) drooling eight-pack abs , I really want to touch it.

Assassin wanted to break free from the shackles of his hands but attracted Linghu Shang's displeased eyes, the invisible aura exuded a burst of chill, Linghu Shang said coldly: "Don't move."

Assassin automatically filtered Linghu Shang's aura and said to Linghu Shang with a smile: "Shang, do you like playing horseback field battles~"

When Linghu Shang heard this, his body froze, and he tightened the reins to speed up Li Feisha's speed. The fast horse speed, the clatter of hooves, and the gust of wind blocked what Assassin wanted to say next. in the wind.

Linghu Shang: Why is this woman crazy?

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