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The lights are like fire, and Chang'an is full of flowers.Bustling with people coming and going.

Assassin and Linghushang were walking on the bustling street. This pair of handsome men and "beauties" attracted many people's attention. The cold aura is sometimes useful.

Assassin hugged Linghu Shang's arm automatically to declare his sovereignty. Linghu Shang broke away from Assassin's hands in displeasure, and gave Assassin a warning look. Automatically filter the male god's aura of coldness, it's useless for you to stare out your eyes→_→

Ignoring Linghu Shang's warning, Assassin persisted in hugging the male god's arm again, Linghu Shang continued to shake off expressionlessly, and said displeasedly: "What are you doing?"

"Hurt~ I was afraid that you would get lost, so I pulled you here~~" Assassin said with a smile while wrapping his hands around him again.

"..." I'm really not a road idiot, okay?As for the good formation, didn’t you go wrong too!

"Let go!" Linghu Shang said in a icy voice.

"Shang, do you despise me? You despise me for what you did to me..." Assassin once again possessed the golden horse actor and acted as the bullied little daughter-in-law.

"Shut up!" Linghu Shang's furious voice interrupted Assassin's pitiful opening of his eyes and nonsense.Why are you bringing this up again, elder sister, don't you feel ashamed in the public?

Hehe, fight with me (^_^)

Linghu Shang acquiesced that Assassin could hold his arm affectionately, and the two of them walked at the lantern festival where there were many lovers like a newly married couple (what's wrong o(╯□╰)o).

Although Linghu Shang's aura is terrifying, making passers-by automatically move one meter away to make way for Assassin and Linghu Shang, but there will always be a few who don't open their eyes.I saw a big drunk man staggering towards Assassin, trying to take advantage of Assassin.

Assassin: Do I really look like a woman?

→_→ Don't you think it's fun to act?

Assassin: Smiling.

Seeing this, Linghu Shang frowned, raised his hand and used the scabbard of the Golden Snake Sword to push away the body that was bumped by the drunken big man calmly.

Linghushang: Although I hate this woman, I can't let her be taken advantage of by others ╮(╯▽╰)╭

The drunken man who was pushed away by the scabbard swayed, and wanted to continue to step forward to take advantage of Assassin. Linghu Shang glanced over with a cold look, and immediately woke up the drunk man halfway from his drink, shaking with fright Such as thiafur, good, terrible eyes, help, Mama has bad silver.

Look, my aura is useful, but why is it useless to this woman o(╯□╰)o

Assassin saw Linghu Shang use the scabbard to push away the drunk looking for death with an imperceptible smile, hehe, so cute~

"Selling lanterns, buy lanterns and send sachets." The street vendor shouted.

"Shang, let's go buy a lantern~" Assassin, who has excellent hearing, heard that there was a lantern seller, so he dragged Linghu Shang to buy a lantern without any explanation.

Linghushang: Sister, you are really strong... Assassin's seductive face smiled like a flower, and Linghushang's paralyzed face was full of reluctance. The two came to the stall selling lanterns, and the stall owner was injured by Linghu. Frostbite from the high-cold air pressure, he stammered and said, "Two, do you want to buy a lantern?"

"Well, here's the most expensive one. What my husband has is money~" Assassin said with a smile.

Linghu Shang:... Can I really afford you...

Stall owner: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

The stall owner took out a big and gorgeous lantern and handed it to Assassin, saying: "Girl, buy a lantern and give two sachets, and write love poems and each other's names in the sachets, so that you can spend a long time with your sweetheart. grow old together."

"Really, Hu~ let's write it." Assassin's seductive voice was tinged with excitement.

"No!" Linghu Shang said in an icy cold voice.

Tsk, that's not cute.Assassin didn't care about Linghushang's indifferent attitude, he took up a pen and wrote on the paper: Life and death are in agreement with each other, talk to Zicheng, hold your hand, and grow old together.The vigorous, majestic font does not match Assassin's feminine appearance at all.This made the stall owner take a few more glances at Assassin, who never imagined that a woman could write such an elegant handwriting!

Assassin: What do you look at, I am not from the Central Plains, and I don’t know how to create original works. (→_→Is the stall owner praising you?)

Linghu Shang: I can't tell that although this woman has a thick skin, she writes well. No, what did she write? It's so disgusting!

"What did you write?" Linghu said sadly.

Seeing this, the stall owner explained: "This sentence means that no matter life or death, I have made an agreement with you. I will hold your hand and grow old with you. How touching, young man, you have to be good Cherish such a beautiful and talented woman."

"..." Linghu Shang: Whoever asked you what this sentence means, you pretend that I have never studied, I mean it is too disgusting to write this sentence!

Seeing that Linghushang was mistaken for being uneducated but he didn't bother to explain in order to maintain his aloofness, Assassin smiled gloatingly, and wanted to tie the sachet with love poems on Linghushang's sword handle, but was rejected by Linghu. Unhappily hurt, Assassin knocked off his paw, and Assassin said "poorly" when he saw this: "Shang, you despise me, you treat me..." Linghu Shang quickly covered Assassin's mouth and put him on the ground. The next thing to say was blocked.

Linghushang: Eldest sister, you can't stop talking, and you're ashamed to say it in front of others!It's too thick-skinned.

Assassin, whose red lips were covered, smiled charmingly, and continued to hang the sachet on the hilt of Linghu Shang's sword. Linghu Shang didn't dare to stop Assassin this time, for fear that he would make something wrong again.Seeing a girly red sachet protruding from the silver-white hilt of his sword, Linghu Shang really wanted to cry without tears, what evil did he do to meet this crazy woman 〒_〒

"Young master, you don't know something. Life and death are inseparable. Talk to Zicheng, hold your hand, and grow old together with him. This sentence comes from "The Book of Songs·Beifeng·Drumming", which talks about the friendship between comrades-in-arms brothers and men, It means to describe the oath that the soldiers made before going to the battlefield. Today, I will go to the battlefield with you. No matter life or death, we must be together, a brotherhood of sharing joys and sorrows. It was later quoted as love. With a similar voice, I saw a woman wearing a light yellow palace dress slowly speaking to Linghu Shang.

This woman in yellow is named Liu Ying, and she comes from a scholarly family. She came to the Lantern Festival today to find a good husband, and Linghu hurt her face like a glowing Chinese cabbage (something wrong). The son caught Liuying's attention, although Linghushang had an Assassin who looked like a natural fit (probably) beside Linghushang, but it still couldn't stop the crazy bees and butterflies chasing Linghushang.

Assassin: He grinned, but didn't speak.

Although Liuying is not as stunning as Assassin in appearance, she is still a beauty, because she comes from a scholarly family, and she exudes a tall and noble temperament, which is the seductive and evil temperament of Assassin. completely different.

Assassin naturally knew what Liu Ying said, but it was the "friendship" between men!There is an evil smile on the corner of Assassin's mouth, hurting ~ no matter what you encounter, you can't escape~~ hold his hand, and accompany you crazy for thousands of lives.Kiss your eyes deeply, and accompany you forever.Hold your hand, and share your life together.Kiss the eyes of a child, I will give you a lifetime of affection.

Linghu Shang: "..." Well, it's not so disgusting to be explained by her like this.

The aloof Linghu Shang didn't even look at Liuying. Liuying was hit hard in her heart. She was unwilling to say something but was stared back by Assassin with a smile on her face. A bloodthirsty red light flashed across his long and narrow pupils.

Oh my god, what a terrifying gaze, much stronger than Linghushang's sense of oppression, Liu Ying was immediately scared away.So Assassin can ignore Linghu Shang Gao Leng's aura because he has a more terrifying aura.

Linghu Shang: What happened? "Shang ~ let's go put the lantern ~~"

"Oh." Assassin handed the lantern to Linghu Shang and asked Linghu Shang to hold it, and Linghu Shang took the lantern: Nima, this prodigal woman, this lantern is expensive and heavy, it is so big that it will destroy my high Cold image (emphasis) Linghu is paralyzed holding a half-person-sized lantern, it really ruins the image 〒_〒

When I walked to the river, there were many colorful lanterns and couples in pairs by the river.

Assassinti re-wrote on the lantern: "Death and life are rich, talk to Zicheng" and then handed the pen to Linghu Shang to signal him to continue writing. Linghu Shang thought that since it was a description of the friendship between men It's nothing, just took the pen and added it to "Hold your hand, grow old with you"

Then, a long time later, when Linghu Shang recalled this passage, he felt that his brain must have been flooded, why didn't he see the devilish smile on Assassin's face!

The half-person-sized lanterns flowed along the water, and their huge size became the most conspicuous one among the colorful lanterns on the river.

"Whoosh~..." Dazzling fireworks lit up in the dark night sky, illuminating half of the starry sky.Like light and rain, under such a romantic scene, many couples couldn't help but hug and kiss to confirm their love under the splendid fireworks.

Assassin also imitated them and slowly approached Linghu Shang with his head, but Linghu Shang ruthlessly pushed him away with the scabbard when he was still far away, and asked in a cold voice: "What are you doing?"

Assassin pretended to be very "pure" and pointed to the kissing couple next to him and said "innocently" with a beautiful voice: "Learn from them~"

Linghu Shang saw couples hugging and kissing each other around him, are people from the Central Plains so open, his bronzed handsome face was slightly flushed, "Hey, what are you learning, stay away from me."

"Hurt~ Why are you shy, we are all married~"

Linghu Shang:!Cowboy, who is your old husband and wife, do I know you very well...

Assassin: I'm quite familiar, I rolled over on the bed!

Linghu Shang: ……………

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