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It was the first time in Linghushang's life as a cold male god of the Western Regions to steal something...

My image has been ruined by this crazy woman.

Assassin: ~(≧▽≦)/~Your first time was given to me.

The two came to the horse thief's Shalou under the moonlight. Linghu Shang grabbed a guard and forced him to ask, "Tell me, where is the compass?" He stammered and said, "Finger, what is a compass?"

"Where are the treasures under your leadership?" Assassin asked.

"All the treasures of the commander are placed in the study." Although this woman is smiling, her aura is more terrifying than the man with the sword QAQ

"Where is the study?" Linghu asked in a cold voice.The guard pointed in a certain direction, Linghu Shang knocked the guard unconscious and took Assassin to the direction the guard pointed.

The study room was locked, and Assassin asked, "Shang~ can you unlock it?"

"..." I'm not a thief, how could I be!

Aren't you a thief now ←_←

Linghu Shang cut off the door lock with a burst of sword energy, simply and rudely.

"Look for it." Linghu Shang said coldly.

Assassin looked through a lot of calligraphy and painting vases in the study. Why would a horse thief collect so many calligraphy and paintings, and these calligraphy and paintings are not as good-looking as Assassin's paintings.

"Someone is coming!" As soon as Linghu Shang's icy voice sounded, he heard a voice from far away: "Baby, come, have another drink with me!" came.

Just as Linghu Shang wanted to drag Assassin to hide on the roof, Assassin dragged him into a narrow cabinet.

Linghushang: ...

A drunken burly man staggered in with his arms around a woman in revealing heavy make-up.

Then, a hot drunk man came in and pressed the woman in his arms on the desk and gnawed. After gnawing, he began to take off his clothes and entered the theme. The clothes were thrown all over the floor, and the woman who put on heavy makeup and left nothing for a minute screamed. louder than a sound.

Linghu Shang hiding in the closet: ...

The two hid in the small and dark cabinet, and their bodies were inevitably pressed together.Listening to the barking of the dog and man, Linghu Shang felt that the parts of their bodies that were in contact were extremely hot, as if they were about to burn.Assassin took off the leather gloves, slipped his hands into Linghushang's clothes, and touched Linghushang's sexy and firm chest muscles, Linghushang hurriedly pushed Assassin away, but in this small space narrowed the distance between the two.Assassin's long and narrow red pupils flashed a gloomy light, and he buried his head on Linghu Shang's chest, gently biting the sensitive red fruit on one side, and surrounded the sensitive red fruit with his slender fingers on the other side unconsciously. circle around.

Linghushang's bronze-colored handsome face turned red. Fortunately, the narrow cabinet was very dark. Assassin couldn't see Linghushang's blushing and shy expression clearly. If Assassin saw it, he would probably go straight to the man outside the cabinet. Same straight to the point.The cries outside the cabinet became louder and louder, and Assassin's movements became more and more excessive. His small tongue licked Linghushang's chest, leaving a trail of crystal water, leaving a trail along the neck. Hickey.

Linghu Shang wanted to push Assassin away, but he didn't dare to struggle too much for fear of disturbing the couple outside the cabinet. In his panic, he accidentally touched Assassin's long leg under the red robe. The slippery touch made Linghu Shang feel like Quickly withdrew his hand as if getting an electric shock, Assassin chuckled and stretched out his hand to Linghushang's belt. !What do you want? Linghu Shang doesn't care if it will alarm the couple of dogs and men outside the cabinet, and directly breaks free from Assassin's shackles, because of too much force (because of being frightened), the poor cabinet can't bear the two of them at last. The toss is broken.

The horse thief leader and his concubine, who worked hard to make a villain, only heard a "bang", and the cabinet suddenly shattered, and then jumped out of the cabinet, a handsome white-haired man with disheveled clothes and suspicious marks on his chest, with disheveled hair all over his body. The terrifying low pressure, the horse thief leader who was suddenly interrupted and accepted the baptism of Linghu Shang's terrifying aura was frightened and softened.

"Ah! You, who are you?" the concubine led by the horse thief asked in horror.Linghu Shang directly beheaded the pair of dogs and men with a sword, and then ran away without looking back.

"Hehe, I'm shy~ It tastes good~" Assassin said with a lot of meaning.Assassin continued to search the study. After searching for a long time, he finally found a compass behind a painting, and swaggered out the door to leave. However, he saw that Linghu, who had just escaped, had recovered from his original injury. His expressionless face was waiting for him at the door.

Did you come back because you were worried about him?

Oh, oh, so cute~

Linghu Shang: Fortunately, I came back and took a look. Does this woman still want to walk out in a big way? Isn't she afraid of being caught by horse thieves?

Assassin: Grinning, I'm afraid that those horse thieves, Linghu Shang, grabbed Assassin's hand and left with Assassin's great lightness. Not long after, a voice came from the Shalou where the horse thieves gathered: "It's not good. , Commander and Third Aunt are too dead!"

"Hurt~ You killed the leader of the horse thieves and they shouldn't let it go~"

Linghu Shang: "..." You still have the nerve to say it!If it weren't for you and me taking advantage of me, would I kill them!

Linghu Shang ignored Assassin and took him back to the barracks with great lightness kung fu, then locked the door and shut himself in the room.

Linghushang: The outside world, no, that woman outside is too scary to provoke.

Then, when Assassin brought the dinner, Linghu Shang obediently opened the door with no spine...

Assassin: So cute O(∩_∩)O

Linghu Shang: I have an unbelievable stomach 〒_〒.

"Come here, try the chicken breast that I specially made~"

Linghushang: Chicken breasts...made specially...Assassin said chicken breasts. Linghushang remembered being caught by this woman in a dark closet just now... Linghushang Jun's face flushed slightly, and he subconsciously tightened his clothes for fear This "female hooligan" suddenly rushed over.

Assassin: Hehe, so cute~

Linghu Shang sat down and enjoyed the happiness of having a small stove.A lieutenant came in with an exquisite jade jug and said, "Elder, this is the beauty, uh, wine from the Western Regions of your hometown." The lieutenant was Liu Yu, and he was also one of the few people who dared to talk to Linghu .

Liu Yu: Damn!I forgot that Wuyou said that now that the elder has a wife, he must first inform him when he comes in!But fortunately, I clicked and didn’t bump into anything→_→

"Take it away~I won't drink when I'm injured~" Assassin said as a "good wife and mother".

Linghu Shang: ...Who doesn't know how to drink, how can a man not know how to drink.Well, although I was drunk last time... But that's because your wine in the Central Plains is too strong Well, I never get drunk when I drink wine!perhaps……

"Let's put it here." Linghu Shang said in a cold voice.

Liu Yu: Er, let it go or not=_=

"Shang~drinking, you are sure you can do it" last time I only drank three glasses and poured it down.

"Let this go!" Linghu Shang repeated in displeased cold voice.

"Hurt ~ you are right..." Pa!Linghu fiercely stood up and slapped the table, interrupting Assassin's familiar words.Eldest sister, I have provoked you again!

"Are you interested in Persian food?" Assassin continued without being affected.

"..." It's scary, you almost have a heart attack!However, why did Liu Yu's eyes suddenly become gossip when Assassin said this?

Linghu Shang didn't know it yet, but it was spread under the joint efforts of Wang Tian, ​​the military cook, and the groom.Linghu Shang's image in the barracks has become... Forget it, let's skip this sad topic.

Linghu Shang regained his composure, waved his hand to indicate that Liu Yu could go down, Liu Yu put down the delicate jade jug and retreated.

After dinner, Linghu Shang poured a glass of fine wine and said to Assassin, "Shall I drink?"

"I don't drink~" I want to watch you drink, get drunk.

Linghu Shang lightly picked up Jasper's wine glass.The luminous cup of grape wine, if you want to drink the pipa, immediately urge it.But let the flying generals of Dragon City stay, and don't teach Huma to go to Yinshan Mountain.

It can't be seen that Linghu Shang drinks wine quite well, but this time he actually drank a full pot and then got drunk...

"Pfft, there is progress this time~" Assassin said with a light smile.Assassin took off his black leather gloves, and his slender fingers lightly brushed Linghu Shang's handsome face slightly flushed from drunk, remembering the intimate contact in the study cabinet just now.Assassin's long and narrow red pupils flashed a bewitching light.

He hugged a princess Linghushang to the bed, stripped off Linghushang's clothes, revealing his strong body, Assassin stared obsessively at Linghushang's sexy bronze skin with his scorching eyes, and slid his hand towards Linghushang's belt Gently pull, revealing clean and beautiful things and slender and strong legs.

"Hehe~ It still looks like a baby~" Assassin's hoarse voice was filled with excitement~

Just when Assassin was about to start, Lian Xing's voice came from outside the camp: "Your subordinates refer to the leader."

"..." Why did I choose this time, but fortunately, I didn't set any rules not to report, otherwise...

"What's the matter?" Assassin asked displeased.The voice was still so seductive and pleasant, but it carried a sense of majesty and domineering.

"Reporting to the leader, the horse thief leader who has been running the business for us has died. Now the horse thief is in a mess, competing with each other for the position of leader, and refuses to run the business for us again. Originally, they used secret medicine to control the horse thief leader to serve us. Now they It’s a mess, an important shipment didn’t arrive today, which caused us a huge economic loss, many shops have already refused to cooperate with us, and we ask the leader to handle it in person.”

"Hmph, useless trash, what's the use of you if you can't handle such a trivial matter" Hurt, you've made me mess up~

"The subordinates are incompetent. According to the investigation, the leader of the horse thief died at the hands of the Spike Army's Day-by-Day Battalion. We are not good at confronting the most elite troops in the Spike Army, so it is a bit tricky. Please forgive me." ( ˉ﹃ˉ) The voice of the leader even cursing is so nice~

"Hey~ I'll let you go today first~" Assassin gently stroked Linghushang's silver-white hair and said regretfully, and covered Linghushang with a quilt.

Although it is a good opportunity, Longmen is an important way to run business, and it is one of the important sources of income for the Red Clothes Church every year. Assassin is not a person who is addicted to beauty (→_→Are you sure)

Assassin and Lian Xing evade the guards of the Sun-by-Sun Battalion and go to the Red Clothes to teach Aliman to split the altar.

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☆、"Drunk sex"