hot shemale, stay away from me

the next day……

Linghu Shang got up with some dark circles under his eyes. Last night, because of the fireworks at the Lantern Festival, Assassin wanted to take advantage of Linghu Shang. When he returned to the barracks, he kept grabbing Linghu Shang's bed and yelling to serve him. , Linghu spent a lot of effort to get that drunk woman away, and finally he was able to sleep peacefully, but it didn't take long for him to close his eyes before dawn...

Linghu rubbed his temples with a headache: Can you let me sleep peacefully.

"Hurt~" Assassin walked in with breakfast.

Linghu Shang: Knock on the door, big sister!

Assassin: Can I still see what I want to see when I knock on the door? Also, isn’t it a tent? Where is the door→_→

Linghu Shang: Luckily, the clothes are tight

"Shang~ The cook's food is too bad~ I made some myself, you can try~" Assassin said to Linghu Shang in a charming and pleasant voice with the appearance of a "good wife and loving mother".

Cook: 〒_〒

!Can't tell that this woman can cook!

Assassin continued: "This is my first time cooking, and I didn't expect it to be quite simple~"

Linghushang: For the first time...you won't be poisoned to death.

Assassin made a bowl of egg porridge and a stack of fried pork slices. Linghu Shang tasted it, and it was delicious. Is this really the first time he made it? It was much more delicious than the military chef's.

Cook: My knee hurts.

"How is it, is it delicious~" Assassin asked with a smile.

"Yeah." Every day when I wake up, I see the male god being cold.

"Only you have eaten my meal~" Assassin said meaningfully.

"Really." Linghu Shang said indifferently.

"Then I'll make it for you every day from now on~"

"...Then I will trouble you." Linghu Shang said with some spinelessness.You can't blame me for being spineless, you can only blame the army cook's food for being too bad.

Cook: I'm lying in the basement, why do you still let me get shot!

"Hurt~ Why are you being polite with me~ But, what reward do I get for cooking for you~"

"...What reward do you want?" You don't want to take advantage of me again, do you?

"Well, call me by my name~" Assassin said with a smile in a seductive voice.

Well, the sudden change to normal doesn't take advantage of me. "Hawthorne" Linghu Shang said in a cold voice with no expression on his face.

"Hehe, so cute~~" After hearing this, Assassin touched Linghushang's head with his hand and said like pets.

Linghu Shang: ... I knew this woman would not suddenly become normal!

He knocked off Assassin's claws expressionlessly and said impersonally, "Go study the formation."

"Hehe, I understand the general research, but the forest is full of fog, and it's easy to lose your way. You need to find a compass first~"

Linghu Shang:!True or false, I researched it in one night, and I cooked it so well for the first time. Do you think you are a genius?

Assassin: Laugh, sorry, I am a genius~ I have been proficient in painting, fighting, religion, medicine, illusion, astronomy, and mathematics since I was a child. I used to be the head of the four elders of Zoroastrianism, and now I am the leader in red.

"I'll order someone to look for it right away." Although he had some doubts, Linghu Shang still expressed his belief in this seemingly unreliable woman.

"Are you full~" Assassin asked seeing that Linghu Shang had eaten up all of it, and it seemed that he was doing well.

"Yeah" delicious

"Then let's go for a walk~"

"What is there to go?" Linghu Shang said impatiently in a cold voice.

"Let's go~" Assassin dragged Linghu Shang out.Walking around the barracks, Linghu Shang felt that everyone was staring at them like monkeys...

Everyone: Why did the elder come out! ! !

Usually Linghu Shang doesn't like to meet people and stays alone in the study to deal with official business, so people in the daily camp rarely see Linghu Shang, it's rare that he was pulled out by Assassin today, so of course everyone should take a good look at it.Feeling the attention of his subordinates, Linghu Shang frowned in displeasure.

When passing by the stables, I saw the groom holding Li Feisha who rode with Linghushang yesterday, Assassin pulled Linghushang's arm and said to Linghushang in a seductive voice like a little daughter-in-law acting coquettishly to her husband : "Injury~ Take me to ride a horse again, okay~"

"Not good" Linghu Shang replied coldly.

"Hurt~ You despise me, you despise me for doing such a thing to me..."

"Okay!" Linghu Shang's cold voice interrupted Assassin's nonsense in a hurry.

Linghu Shang: Eldest sister, do you dare to change the trick?

Assassin: As long as the recruit is not new and useful (^_^)

Innocent groom: ⊙▽⊙ seems to have heard something that shouldn't be heard!

Linghu Shang jumped on the horse and pulled Assassin into his arms, still trying to confine his hands, but just as he was about to grab Assassin's hands, Assassin tightened the reins, and Lifeisha swished ran out.

Linghu Shang hurriedly controlled the horse and said unhappily: "What are you doing?" There was almost a traffic accident, big sister.

Assassin smiled bewitchingly and did not answer Linghu Shang, but walked his hands over Linghu Shang's strong body to eat Linghu Shang's tofu.Linghu Shang wanted to grab Assassin's dishonest hands, but when Linghu Shang left the rein with one hand to grab Assassin's hand, Assassin immediately molested the horse, causing Linghushang to pull the reins with both hands Control the horse to avoid traffic accidents, and then Assassin continued to take advantage of Linghu Shang.

Linghushang: ...

Linghushang wanted to stop the horse and Assassin continued to tease the horse... All the way Linghushang tried to avoid the sneak attack of the satyr while trying to stop the horse, and finally succeeded in stopping the horse. Linghushang was about to cry and almost fell The horse died and his upper body was touched all over 〒_〒

Ma: I want to cry the most!

Linghu Shang, who successfully stopped the horse, jumped off the horse to escape Assassin's clutches.

"Injury ~ what's the matter~" What's the matter, what do you say!Ignoring Assassin Linghushang directly took the horse and Assassin on the horse back to the barracks.

After returning to the barracks, Linghu Shang went back to his room and locked the door (does the tent really have a door? Hey) decided that no matter how much Assassin knocked on the door, he would not talk to that crazy woman again. Then, after a while, Asa Xin brought lunch, and Linghu Shang opened the door very spinelessly...

Linghu Shang: I always feel like something is broken.

"Hurt~Try what I made with my own hands~" "Well, let's put it here." Assassin made four dishes, namely boiled shrimp, boiled chicken, braised beef and pork ribs winter melon soup.

Assassin peeled a shrimp and handed it to Linghu Shang's mouth and said, "Ah~~~"

Linghu Shang: ………………… Where should I start complaining, where did you get the shrimp in the military camp, no, the focus is wrong.Do you treat me like a child!Ah for what!Linghu Shang made a gloomy face, then opened his mouth and ate the shrimp...

Linghushang: I can't help it, I like eating shrimp very much, but because peeling the shrimp looks detrimental to the image of a male god, I have never dared to eat it.

"Hehe, so good~" Assassin said with a smile in a seductive voice that made people's ears pregnant.

Linghushang: ...

Assassin peeled another shrimp and continued "Ah~~~"

When Linghu Shang opened his mouth and was about to eat, Wang Tian suddenly broke in and said: "Elder, the compass you asked me to check has... news..."

Damn, it's so flashy, how can the dog's eyes be broken if it is blinded by the flash, elder, is it really okay for you to show affection like this in broad daylight!The single dog looks at you, it seems that in the future you have to notify before you can come in, if you accidentally bump into the elder "doing business" my career, no, my life will come to an end.In the past, Linghu Shang specially stipulated that he could report directly when there was something to do in order to pursue efficiency, so Wang Tiancai came in directly.

Linghu Shang, who was about to bite the shrimp that Assassin handed over: ..., is it my illusion, I always feel that something important is broken.

Linghu Shang calmly retracted his head and spit out a word coldly: "Say!"

"Ah, Gen, according to the investigation, there is a group of horse thieves composed of sandmen in the Sea of ​​Death to the south of Longmen Desert, and the leader of the horse thieves has a collection of compass in his home." Wang Tian said tremblingly.

"Then get rid of those horse thieves and grab the compass." Linghu Shang said indifferently.

"Uh, my subordinate, this subordinate also thought about it, but according to the investigation, these horse thieves are serving the Red Clothes Sect, and this subordinate is afraid of offending people from the Red Clothes Sect, so I dare not be careless."

"Red Clothes Sect" Linghu Shang mused, all members of the sect are women, but they are the number one evil force in the Jianghu. They have many branches and strong foundations. Even righteous brothers are afraid of their existence. It's really troublesome.

A long time ago, there were three evil forces in the rivers and lakes, the Valley of the Wicked, the Tianyi Sect, and the Hongyi Sect.However, ever since the three villains of the Wicked Man's Valley rebelled against the valley, Mo Yu, the owner of the Shaogu, and Mu Xuanying, the leader of the Haoqi League, eloped, no, they disappeared, and then the Valley of the Wicked began to decline gradually. The heads of all the sects have killed themselves, and only the Red Clothes Sect is left alone, becoming the number one sect in the world, much more brilliant than the former Ming Sect.It's not easy to provoke them accidentally.

→_→It’s okay, it’s easy if it’s you, just lie on the bed...

"Hurt~ Since you are afraid of offending people from the Red Clothes Sect, why don't we go and steal the compass~" Assassin said, "offering advice."

"Well, you send someone to steal it out, don't disturb the horse thief." Linghu Shang instructed Wang Tian.

"It's hurt~ you and I are going to steal it~" Assassin said with a smile (with malicious intentions).

!God horse, I am the most beautiful man in Mobei, the number one swordsman in the Western Regions, the elder of the Spike Army, and the brother-in-law of Emperor Dayan, you let me steal things

"No!" Linghu Shang said decisively.

"Hehe, does anyone else know the compass?" Assassin said with a chuckle in a seductive voice.

Wang Tian:~(≧▽≦)/~The elder lady’s voice is really nice

"Then I'll send someone to follow you." I won't go crazy with you.

"Hurt, you despise me, you..."

"Go, go with you!" Linghu Shang slapped the table and interrupted Assassin's nth time to open his eyes and talk nonsense, help me, I can't take it anymore 〒_〒

Wuyou: You did such a thing to me but you dislike me, right... The cook told me already, elder, you are a scumbag!

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☆, steal things