Hairball Office

The old man and Yan Yan had no choice but to go back to their jobs - eliminating demons. Don't think that eliminating demons in this world can't make money, but believe in the wisdom and ignorance of human beings.

In the beginning, the old man did not earn a dime. There was no way he was too stupid and honest at that time!So under the pressure of life, he finally stimulated his infinite potential to deceive people.

The old man thought of two countermeasures. One is Yan Yan pretending to be a ghost to scare people. He pretended to catch ghosts. After all, there are still some idiots who believe in ghosts, and in that special situation, it is impossible not to believe.How special?It's all said to be pretending to be a ghost, and it doesn't look like how to make money pretending to be a ghost!No matter what, Yan Yan is an old bird who has lived for thousands of years, so she is very confident in this little trick of pretending to be a ghost.

Hey, if Yanyan's ancestor knew that his descendants had fallen to this point, he wondered what kind of expression he would have.The old man's second method is very serious, earning extra money from the Twelve Wings. After all, there are still very few demon masters in this world, and Mo Dahang's ability is indeed considered to be high-level in this era. Well, plus there is Suzaku, who is similar to cheating, the Twelve Wings are rushing to take him under their command.

It's a pity that Mo Dahang has never had this intention, no matter how much he scrambles for it, it's useless, but it's good that he is willing to help eliminate the demon, and the remuneration is negotiable.

Mo Yi managed to get rid of these two annoying big Buddhas, and finally had a little breathing room, mainly because no one will watch me practice at night, and I can finally hug my bed, so touched.Thinking back to the life of a fucking nanny before, cooking and cleaning were all done by him, it was really hard work.Now, everything is so beautiful except that the schoolwork is a bit abnormal, and the slight ghost pressure will be staged every night!

"That, Xiaobai, why—" Before Mo Yi could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Xiao Hongmao's cold glance, so he changed his words instantly.

"Ahem, Mr. Zhulong, then—" Mo Yi was interrupted by Xiao Hongmao's eyes again, and Mo Yi was tangled up. It was his fault to call him Xiaobai. Why can't Mr. Zhulong call him that? What is it called?Could it be called hello.

The low and hoarse male voice came to the ear - just a candle.Mo Yi was taken aback, Mr. Zhulong asked me to call him by his name directly, how easy is he to talk?

"Zhu Yi?" Seeing that Little Red Hair didn't respond, Mo Yi knew that he had finally guessed right, so he breathed a sigh of relief.But—he forgot what he was going to say, as expected, the aura of a big man is different.Forget it, forget it, forget it, probably it’s not an important thing, um, it must be.

"Uh, hehe, it's okay, I'll call you." Hehe, I feel like I'm going to cry stupidly.

But I remembered it instantly after waking up the next day, shit!Without saying a word, he grabbed Xiao Hongmao and stared at him firmly.Zhulong was also a little confused by Mo Yi's sudden actions, and now he's even doing it directly, and he's so rude.

Why is this human being so bold all of a sudden? He has been timid for the past few days. Could this be the magical wake-up breath that human beings talk about.Zhulong recalled what he saw on the big black board these days, and felt that the current situation of human beings is most likely the "getting up".

The black board that Zhulong was talking about wasn't any other strange thing, it was the one in every household - TV, no matter what messed programs Zhulong had watched these days.

Zhulong was still seriously thinking about how to deal with this "wake-up qi", a way to wake up the other party without hurting the other party, when he heard Mo Yi say something very aggrieved-Master Zhulong, I said, can you change to another place if you sleep all the time? Although you are very small, you still have weight. It is also very painful to press the bed every day.

As soon as he finished speaking, Mo Yi quickly ran out of the room - brushing his teeth and washing his face, thinking that he wanted to go to school, how motivated is he?Only idiots believe it.

In fact, he woke up instantly after he finished speaking, seeing Zhulong staring at him unblinkingly, he realized what he just said.

I'm old, I'm nervous, I wasn't the idiot just now.

On the way to school, Mo Yi couldn't calm down for a moment.Is Master Zhulong angry? Otherwise, why would he keep staring at me during breakfast?Don't worry about me as a mere mortal if you have a lot of adults, I just woke up, so I'm not fully awake yet, that's why I had the guts to be disrespectful to you.

Mo Yi had a very unhappy day, he didn't listen to a single lesson, he just thought about the trouble he caused in the morning.Finally, after school, he sat in his seat and thought for half an hour, but in fact he just slept on his stomach for half an hour.Finally decided, go home!Anyway, you can't escape even if you advance or retreat, so it's like a man, let's go, go at the speed of a turtle.

After returning home, Mo Yi missed the annoying old man and the phoenix for the first time. It was too depressing, so he obediently cooked the meal, and obediently went to the room to ask Master Zhulong to have dinner. Master Zhulong seems to be addicted to watching TV these days , this is really not a good habit.

"Well, Master Zhulong, it's time to eat."

Calm, as if nothing happened, but this made Mo Yi even more nervous. Could this be the calm before the storm? If so, let the storm be more violent!

But this is destined to disappoint Mo Yi. Zhulong didn't care about it at all. Zhulong was just thinking about how this human being had degenerated into the previous appearance. In fact, the appearance in the morning was more pleasing to the eye. Zhulong who had dinner was the same as usual. He also picked up a tissue and wiped his mouth.

"Zhu Yi, call me Zhu Yi, don't let me say it for the third time." With eagle-eyed eyes, Mo Yi was stunned, yes, Zhu Long's behavior these days has almost made him forget that this is a person who can be called at any time. The guy who took his own life.Although he didn't know why he asked himself to call his name, but if he didn't call it, in his opinion, it was a refusal, a refusal to disobey his order.

The drooping eyebrows and dim eyes Zhulong naturally also saw. He didn't understand human feelings, and he didn't need to understand them. He only knew that he needed to recover his strength, and he didn't need to think about other things.

In fact, Mo Yi has already prepared for the future life of ghost pressing the bed, but what he didn't expect was that Zhulong really moved the ground.No longer sleeping on him, but lying on his head instead.The mood at the moment is not good, it is full of panic.How could the legendary Candle Dragon be so obedient, bah, no, how could it be so reasonable!But at least it’s not suppressed, so don’t think about other things, people need to know how to be content, not to mention that I don’t seem to have anything else that can be used by him.

Since then, Mo Yi's small life has also returned to peace. The old man and Yan Yan are also very busy these days, rarely going home, and the house is very quiet. Lord Zhulong is also very peaceful, and there are no "enemies" looking for him. As for myself, I am busy with my studies and practicing spells, tsk tsk, these days are really fucking comfortable compared to before.

So, Mo Yi, who was dazzled by this comfortable feeling, hugged the little red hair excitedly on the weekend, and while ravaging Zhulong's little ears, he asked: "Zhu Yi, will you transform? Come on, change." Cheng Jin Mao, let's go out for a stroll today." During this period of getting along, Mo Yi has already figured out the temperament of this adult, as long as he doesn't touch his bottom line, it's fine, and his bottom line is not to disobey him. Mr. Zhulong said that he completely ignored it, umm, Mo Yi once again lamented that he really is a big shot, with such a heart, such a magnanimity.

Mo Yi looked at Zhulong with full expectation. Anyway, he knew that Mr. Zhulong would not be angry, so he would satisfy his little curiosity.Hehe, he actually just wanted to know if Candle Dragon can transform. Isn’t it always said on TV that monsters can change their appearance at will? Well, I haven’t seen it after all, I’m looking forward to it, and the ravaging movements on my hands also stop up.

Only then did Zhulong open his eyes, but he remained motionless. He was very dissatisfied that the human hand stopped moving.He didn't like humans kneading his ears at first, but later found that it was very comfortable.Since this movement can make him feel comfortable without harming him, let this human pinch it.

Zhulong didn't know, this was a little habit that Mo Yi had developed unconsciously, and he was an accomplice, ever since Mo Yi pinched Zhulong's little ears for the first time, he was attracted by the soft feel.So unconsciously, Mo Yi would unconsciously pinch Little Red Hair's ears when he was free or thinking about something, and Zhulong didn't stop because he was comfortable, so this habit continued.I still remember that when the old man and Yan Yan came home, they happened to see Mo Yi sitting on the sofa in the living room watching TV with his arms in his arms. Zhulong was snoring comfortably in Mo Yi's arms, which was too terrifying, and the two of them felt as if they had been struck by thunder.

Now, Mo Yi looked at Zhulong still not moving for so long, so he had no choice but to give up. His expectations were in vain, and the movements in his hands stopped as a matter of course.And once this movement stopped, Zhulong was unwilling.

A familiar yet unfamiliar voice came into Mo Yi's ears - I can become a human.When Mo Yi heard this, he decisively continued the star-eyed offensive. He wondered what it would be like for Xiao Hongmao to become a human being, or Xiao Zhengtai. Looking forward to it.It's a pity that he is destined to disappoint him again, not only disappointed but also jealous, why is such a man with such a great figure, look at the body shape of the Iron Triangle, how sexy, how domineering the abs, and the face is really a disaster for the country and the people It's your existence, jealousy!I am extremely jealous, the same man, how can there be such a big gap!I poked my abdominal muscles, um, a little soft, sad.

Mo Yi was upset for a while, then went to search the closet, but had no choice but to find his largest size clothes for him to wear. Although there was a little distance between 178 and 186, it was better than his fiery red Chinese clothes Well, it's still a robe, and the one who goes out decisively is a filmmaker, and it's definitely a role like Mo Zun.

With good intentions, Mo Yi rummaged through the clothes he found. Fortunately, it was summer and he could wear shorts.

With the sound of "stabbing", Mo Yi said goodbye to his master with the clothes he found out so hard.

Hey, Mo is also kind-hearted, but it's a pity that Zhulong doesn't appreciate it, so he just doesn't wear it.To be honest, Mo Yi really didn't want to go out with such a big flashlight, but he couldn't keep letting him tear Lao Tzu's clothes, fuck, give him one piece and he would tear another one, I have a temper too!

"Zhu Yi, don't overdo it, this dress—————"

It’s okay for me to admit defeat, don’t tear up my clothes, this is all Grandpa Mao.Don't stare too long, I won't force you to wear it.

Hey, helpless and helpless, I finally dragged this big flash out.

The first destination - the barber shop.How many men have waist-length hair now, or are they red?Ah, I have to think about what excuse to use to tell people about this long hair, COS wig later?Help fix it?As for the color, re-dyeing is better than re-purchasing, the other party will definitely think so, then——ah!No, the first point of attention must be Mr. Zhulong!

Cough cough, that, Zhu Yi, why did you cut your long hair, don't you mind, it's as short as mine.

Mo Yi said while pulling his hair to show the other party, for fear that the other party would not understand, but—"I don't mind".

The dejected Mo Yi could only be thankful that he hadn't brought anyone there just now, otherwise, the consequences would have been disastrous.But, do you really want me to walk around with such a flash? Forget it, just take a cosplayer, um, yes, I am a photographer, hahahaha, how can I be so smart.

"If you don't want to, then you don't want to, let's go, it's rare to have time to go to the museum."

In this way, Mo Yi, who convinced himself, walked all the way to the museum with a candle dragon like a flashlight. Envious eyes on the way are indispensable. Of course, there is no shortage of people who come to ask for pictures, but no one has succeeded. , because Lord Zhulong completely ignored them.

Disappointed crowd can only stand on the sidelines to take sneak shots, just and aboveboard!