Hairball Office
Chapter 14 Hairballs
There are many whispers and noisy discussions in the crowd.
"So handsome, how come I never knew about this cosplayer, newcomer, tsk, the future is great."
"This is just from the set. What TV series is this? I haven't heard any news. Go back and check."
.. ......
The noisy human voice made Zhulong frowned. If he could, he wanted to fly back immediately, it was too noisy and annoying.It's a pity that the people around me have been dazed by the envious eyes of the crowd, and they are all inflated with self-esteem.
Hey, be envious, be jealous, be handsome, be a man.Hey, it’s painful to see that you can’t eat it, it’s hard to deal with the cold iceberg, oops, what’s wrong with this.
Mo Yi enjoyed this feeling of pride, dragged his pace slowly, and finally reached the museum, only then did he notice that the people around him were already surrounded by black air.Uh, Mr. Zhulong must not like others to look at him like that, oops, I ignored Zhulong when he was excited, it's my fault, my fault.
"Ahem, Zhu Yi, let's go in. There are many interesting things in the museum, many from different eras, but they probably didn't exist in your era. It's a bit far away. It's good to see other things."
But Mo Yi forgot that Zhulong is an existence that is older than the old antique, and his thinking is also the same. Modern people are incomprehensible museums!The place where all things weird and weird come together!And many of them were dug out from the mausoleum!
So when Zhulong approached the museum, he frowned, and after seeing the pile of broken copper and iron, and piles of unknown things, he waved his hand directly, and the booth in front of him slammed Broken, and the treasure inside is even more miserable.
Mo Yi was terrified, what is this guy doing!Are you nervous?
"Zhu Yi, what are you doing!" After panicking, Mo Yi was followed by anger, you smashed anything you didn't like, did you think this was your home!
"Go away."
"you--"
I got your mind caught by the door today and took you out. It’s fucking enough. I’m fed up. You selfish dictator who only knows how to use violence!
The resentful Mo also fixed his eyes on Zhulong, his fast-breathing eyes silently accused Zhulong of his crimes, and his nerves were filled with anger, so that Moyi didn't realize that Zhulong had turned around to look at him at all, until He didn't react until Zhulong made a sound.
"Human beings, close your eyes." The cold voice came into his ears, and Mo Yi couldn't help shivering. It was a cold voice, but he was wrong in the first place.Turning around and continuing to be angry, I have seen shameless people, I have never seen such shameless people, let alone causing a lot of trouble, let alone have no intention of repentance, and even blatantly threatened!
Mo Yi's body trembled, he was so angry that he couldn't speak a word.Maybe it was because of his conscience, maybe because he couldn't understand the way his food looked at him just now, Zhulong still gave the other party an explanation.
"It's too dead to live for a long time."
Mo Yiwen was taken aback, then bit his lips tightly, and his trembling body calmed down.
Damn, do you think you'll be fine if you explain it? Why don't you explain it when everything is smashed by you?Besides, this is a museum, there are a few things that are not dead, crazy, and no one lives in the museum!
Ah—what to do, the guards have already come over, Nima, this is no longer the level of paying back the money, this has risen to a crime, which normal person would smash a museum?Who else but crazy!You fucking tell me!
——————————————
Neuropathy!That's right, it's neurosis!As long as Zhulong has a medical record of neurosis, the problem will be much easier to solve.However, this still costs a lot of money. Mo Yi said that he really wants to cry now. Although a man does not cry lightly, he really wants to cry!In just less than a day, this guy not only caused him trouble, but also owed so much debt.
Can I stab him to death with a knife?Nima, I can't, stab him to death, I will die for sure, shit, it's his uncle.I'm going to appeal to God!
"I'm sorry, this is my friend, he's not normal here (Mo Yi pointed to his head), can you ask your person in charge to come out, we will be responsible, trouble." The angry guard said nothing. Before he could say anything, he was told by Mo Yi, so he had no choice but to ask the person in charge first.
Zhulong stood beside him but didn't say anything, not because of other reasons, but he didn't quite understand.And of course Mo Yi now doesn't notice Zhulong's situation, he is extremely helpless and extremely unhappy, and he is pulling his head to tell others that he is very disappointed now.
Sighing, he took out his phone and dialed——
"Hey, bro, Xuhang Street Museum, Zhulong got into trouble and smashed his things, you can find someone to come over. Well, I'm fine, well, I see, I'll hang up first."
Sighing again, looking at the people around him, he still had the same paralyzed face, no joy, anger, sorrow or joy, nor Yi Mimi's intention of repentance.
Sitting in the manager's office, after a while, a friend who claimed to be Mo Ye rushed over. I don't know how the other party solved it. Anyway, it seems that everything is fine.Well now, there is another troublemaker in the family, and he has taken my title away.
After the matter was dealt with, that person didn't stay for a long time, and Chu Moyi was in a bad mood at the moment, so he left after a few pleasantries.
Looking at the leaving back, Mo Yi walked home without saying hello to Zhulong, and the people behind followed silently.The two of them were silent all the way, so they walked home in silence.
Hearing the pattering footsteps behind him, Mo Yi really became angrier the more he listened, so his head stopped listening to his master again.
"Zhulong! Do you know how much trouble you caused me today, and how much money I owe you because of you!."
Zhulong wasn't annoyed by the human's desperate tone, or it should be said that he didn't know why the human was angry again, let alone what he was asking.After a moment of silence, he still asked his own question.
"Why are you angry, money? What is it?"
Zhulong's indifferent question made Mo Yi calm down in an instant, or he calmed down after being frightened. Just now, his head seemed to be hot again. He took a deep breath, and getting angry casually is a bad phenomenon. It is easy to be premature as menopause.
By the way, what did Zhu Long just say, why is he angry?what is money
he does not know……
That's right, why did I forget, this guy is an old antique, that is to say, he is the so-called illiterate now!Looking up at Zhulong in front of him, he thought for a while, and finally decided to ask this question.
"Zhu Yi, what is the last thing you remember?"
Zhulong frowned, for a monster beast with tens of thousands of years, especially for a monster master, they never cared about the past, at least for Zhulong, but for some reason, he didn't Willing to mention.
"Sealed"
This was the first time Mo Yi heard Zhulong's cold-blooded and cruel voice, and the voice revealed a strong taste of bloodlust, so he couldn't help trembling again.
But Zhulong himself didn't notice his difference at all, he just thought of the scene of fighting at that time, it was all scarlet, and he couldn't tell whether it was the sky or the earth.
Mo Yi, who was on a deserted errand, couldn't help but think again, it turned out that Zhulong was so gentle to him at ordinary times, hehehe, he was so cold.In other words, who sealed Candle Dragon, could it be that it is really the Great God Pangu as said in the myth?Mo Yi glanced at Zhulong guilty, and found that the other person was staring at him, as if waiting for his next sentence, so he quickly jumped his gaze behind him.
Ignoring the eyes of humans sneaking away on purpose - "It's Pangu"
Um?Turn your gaze back to Zhulong, is the Great God Zhulong telling me?Hey, no, can he read minds?
Zhulong doesn't know the so-called mind reading skills, he just wants to speak out.
Mo Yi rested his chin on his hand, and muttered something.
Well, it means that from the time he was sealed, he has been in a state of isolation, that is to say, what happened during this period, he has no idea at all, so he must not know the changes of the times.In other words, these advanced things are unknown to him, that is, monsters, but isn't he himself a monster.
Mo Yi suddenly thought of something, and stared at Zhulong with Xingxing eyes.
"Zhu Yi, were you a king before?"
"Wang, this demon master is not such a lowly thing." Yes, in the era of Zhulong, the title of "wang" was too common.
After hearing Zhulong's answer, Mo Yi suddenly became excited, and his face was full of spring.Ah, Yaozun, it seems to be very powerful.
"What is money, you haven't answered me yet." Ignoring the excited Mo Yi, the curious baby is about to ask the answer.
Glancing at the serious Candle Dragon depressedly, my God, why is such a tough guy such an idiot? Really, watching TV for nothing these days.
Sitting on the sofa, he patted the seat beside him, motioning for Zhulong to sit over.Then he gave Zhulong a modern history lesson carefully, of course it was the most easy to understand.
First of all, "Ahem, what we usually eat is bought with money. Without money, we can't eat; without money, we have no bed to sleep in, and we have to sleep in the open; without money, you don't have a big blackboard to watch programs..." said It's a long pile, and Zhulong probably understands, money=food=sleeping=watching, indeed money is very important.
Now that he knows the importance of money, Zhulong finally realizes the trouble his actions today have brought to Mo Yi, but as a Yaozun, how can he say sorry? He can only pretend not to know, watching The human stared at him with embarrassing eyes, and Zhulong calmly picked up the remote control to change channels.
Speechlessly watching the other party keep changing the channel, this guy listened to such a long history lesson, the first thing he learned was the skill of thick skin.Even though he thought so, Mo Yi's little eyes showed a hint of amusement and happiness.
— bam —
As soon as I heard it, I knew that my old man and the phoenix had returned. It seemed that today's commission was quite simple, but they came back so early.
When the two excited guys were about to rush upstairs, their steps suddenly dropped.Uh, God Candle Dragon is at home, ah, today is weekend, and the good grandson is here, so he must have heard us banging on the door, and he will be scolded again.
Then the expected reprimand didn't come, Mo Yi excitedly grabbed Yan Yan, and dragged him to the room with a huff.
The bitter old man was left alone to face the iceberg with frequent air-conditioning.
And Mo Yi, who ran to the room, directly closed the door, then locked it, and then seriously asked Yan Yan to set up a formation to isolate the sound.To make Yanyan stunned for a while, is this something serious?
But Mo Yi's next question made Yan Yan want to fall down.
"Phoenix, does Candle Dragon have any weaknesses?"
I'm going, I thought something big was going on, it's such a serious matter, and the old lady is so serious, it's really—hey, why did Xiaomo suddenly think of asking this?Could it be that Zhulong did something that made Xiaomo very angry?Thinking about it, Zhulong's bad personality must have caused trouble for Xiaomo, hahaha.Wow, just thinking about it feels so refreshing.
Yan Yan didn't know what suddenly came to her mind, and her hearty smile instantly turned into a low-pitched sinister smile, and she asked Mo Yi with an expression of "watching a good show", "Xiao Moyi, really want to know? It's not impossible to tell You, but you have to tell me why you asked."
Speechless, I said Phoenix, do you dare to be more straightforward with your expression, your face is full of bad ideas, you can't pretend to cover it up, just say it, why do you pull me to squat in the corner and speak so quietly!
Fortunately, I'm used to your virtue, and now the most important thing is - Zhulong's weakness!
This is the key, other minor disasters are nothing, so the excited Mo Yi directly said what he thought in his heart-work to pay off the debt!
"So handsome, how come I never knew about this cosplayer, newcomer, tsk, the future is great."
"This is just from the set. What TV series is this? I haven't heard any news. Go back and check."
.. ......
The noisy human voice made Zhulong frowned. If he could, he wanted to fly back immediately, it was too noisy and annoying.It's a pity that the people around me have been dazed by the envious eyes of the crowd, and they are all inflated with self-esteem.
Hey, be envious, be jealous, be handsome, be a man.Hey, it’s painful to see that you can’t eat it, it’s hard to deal with the cold iceberg, oops, what’s wrong with this.
Mo Yi enjoyed this feeling of pride, dragged his pace slowly, and finally reached the museum, only then did he notice that the people around him were already surrounded by black air.Uh, Mr. Zhulong must not like others to look at him like that, oops, I ignored Zhulong when he was excited, it's my fault, my fault.
"Ahem, Zhu Yi, let's go in. There are many interesting things in the museum, many from different eras, but they probably didn't exist in your era. It's a bit far away. It's good to see other things."
But Mo Yi forgot that Zhulong is an existence that is older than the old antique, and his thinking is also the same. Modern people are incomprehensible museums!The place where all things weird and weird come together!And many of them were dug out from the mausoleum!
So when Zhulong approached the museum, he frowned, and after seeing the pile of broken copper and iron, and piles of unknown things, he waved his hand directly, and the booth in front of him slammed Broken, and the treasure inside is even more miserable.
Mo Yi was terrified, what is this guy doing!Are you nervous?
"Zhu Yi, what are you doing!" After panicking, Mo Yi was followed by anger, you smashed anything you didn't like, did you think this was your home!
"Go away."
"you--"
I got your mind caught by the door today and took you out. It’s fucking enough. I’m fed up. You selfish dictator who only knows how to use violence!
The resentful Mo also fixed his eyes on Zhulong, his fast-breathing eyes silently accused Zhulong of his crimes, and his nerves were filled with anger, so that Moyi didn't realize that Zhulong had turned around to look at him at all, until He didn't react until Zhulong made a sound.
"Human beings, close your eyes." The cold voice came into his ears, and Mo Yi couldn't help shivering. It was a cold voice, but he was wrong in the first place.Turning around and continuing to be angry, I have seen shameless people, I have never seen such shameless people, let alone causing a lot of trouble, let alone have no intention of repentance, and even blatantly threatened!
Mo Yi's body trembled, he was so angry that he couldn't speak a word.Maybe it was because of his conscience, maybe because he couldn't understand the way his food looked at him just now, Zhulong still gave the other party an explanation.
"It's too dead to live for a long time."
Mo Yiwen was taken aback, then bit his lips tightly, and his trembling body calmed down.
Damn, do you think you'll be fine if you explain it? Why don't you explain it when everything is smashed by you?Besides, this is a museum, there are a few things that are not dead, crazy, and no one lives in the museum!
Ah—what to do, the guards have already come over, Nima, this is no longer the level of paying back the money, this has risen to a crime, which normal person would smash a museum?Who else but crazy!You fucking tell me!
——————————————
Neuropathy!That's right, it's neurosis!As long as Zhulong has a medical record of neurosis, the problem will be much easier to solve.However, this still costs a lot of money. Mo Yi said that he really wants to cry now. Although a man does not cry lightly, he really wants to cry!In just less than a day, this guy not only caused him trouble, but also owed so much debt.
Can I stab him to death with a knife?Nima, I can't, stab him to death, I will die for sure, shit, it's his uncle.I'm going to appeal to God!
"I'm sorry, this is my friend, he's not normal here (Mo Yi pointed to his head), can you ask your person in charge to come out, we will be responsible, trouble." The angry guard said nothing. Before he could say anything, he was told by Mo Yi, so he had no choice but to ask the person in charge first.
Zhulong stood beside him but didn't say anything, not because of other reasons, but he didn't quite understand.And of course Mo Yi now doesn't notice Zhulong's situation, he is extremely helpless and extremely unhappy, and he is pulling his head to tell others that he is very disappointed now.
Sighing, he took out his phone and dialed——
"Hey, bro, Xuhang Street Museum, Zhulong got into trouble and smashed his things, you can find someone to come over. Well, I'm fine, well, I see, I'll hang up first."
Sighing again, looking at the people around him, he still had the same paralyzed face, no joy, anger, sorrow or joy, nor Yi Mimi's intention of repentance.
Sitting in the manager's office, after a while, a friend who claimed to be Mo Ye rushed over. I don't know how the other party solved it. Anyway, it seems that everything is fine.Well now, there is another troublemaker in the family, and he has taken my title away.
After the matter was dealt with, that person didn't stay for a long time, and Chu Moyi was in a bad mood at the moment, so he left after a few pleasantries.
Looking at the leaving back, Mo Yi walked home without saying hello to Zhulong, and the people behind followed silently.The two of them were silent all the way, so they walked home in silence.
Hearing the pattering footsteps behind him, Mo Yi really became angrier the more he listened, so his head stopped listening to his master again.
"Zhulong! Do you know how much trouble you caused me today, and how much money I owe you because of you!."
Zhulong wasn't annoyed by the human's desperate tone, or it should be said that he didn't know why the human was angry again, let alone what he was asking.After a moment of silence, he still asked his own question.
"Why are you angry, money? What is it?"
Zhulong's indifferent question made Mo Yi calm down in an instant, or he calmed down after being frightened. Just now, his head seemed to be hot again. He took a deep breath, and getting angry casually is a bad phenomenon. It is easy to be premature as menopause.
By the way, what did Zhu Long just say, why is he angry?what is money
he does not know……
That's right, why did I forget, this guy is an old antique, that is to say, he is the so-called illiterate now!Looking up at Zhulong in front of him, he thought for a while, and finally decided to ask this question.
"Zhu Yi, what is the last thing you remember?"
Zhulong frowned, for a monster beast with tens of thousands of years, especially for a monster master, they never cared about the past, at least for Zhulong, but for some reason, he didn't Willing to mention.
"Sealed"
This was the first time Mo Yi heard Zhulong's cold-blooded and cruel voice, and the voice revealed a strong taste of bloodlust, so he couldn't help trembling again.
But Zhulong himself didn't notice his difference at all, he just thought of the scene of fighting at that time, it was all scarlet, and he couldn't tell whether it was the sky or the earth.
Mo Yi, who was on a deserted errand, couldn't help but think again, it turned out that Zhulong was so gentle to him at ordinary times, hehehe, he was so cold.In other words, who sealed Candle Dragon, could it be that it is really the Great God Pangu as said in the myth?Mo Yi glanced at Zhulong guilty, and found that the other person was staring at him, as if waiting for his next sentence, so he quickly jumped his gaze behind him.
Ignoring the eyes of humans sneaking away on purpose - "It's Pangu"
Um?Turn your gaze back to Zhulong, is the Great God Zhulong telling me?Hey, no, can he read minds?
Zhulong doesn't know the so-called mind reading skills, he just wants to speak out.
Mo Yi rested his chin on his hand, and muttered something.
Well, it means that from the time he was sealed, he has been in a state of isolation, that is to say, what happened during this period, he has no idea at all, so he must not know the changes of the times.In other words, these advanced things are unknown to him, that is, monsters, but isn't he himself a monster.
Mo Yi suddenly thought of something, and stared at Zhulong with Xingxing eyes.
"Zhu Yi, were you a king before?"
"Wang, this demon master is not such a lowly thing." Yes, in the era of Zhulong, the title of "wang" was too common.
After hearing Zhulong's answer, Mo Yi suddenly became excited, and his face was full of spring.Ah, Yaozun, it seems to be very powerful.
"What is money, you haven't answered me yet." Ignoring the excited Mo Yi, the curious baby is about to ask the answer.
Glancing at the serious Candle Dragon depressedly, my God, why is such a tough guy such an idiot? Really, watching TV for nothing these days.
Sitting on the sofa, he patted the seat beside him, motioning for Zhulong to sit over.Then he gave Zhulong a modern history lesson carefully, of course it was the most easy to understand.
First of all, "Ahem, what we usually eat is bought with money. Without money, we can't eat; without money, we have no bed to sleep in, and we have to sleep in the open; without money, you don't have a big blackboard to watch programs..." said It's a long pile, and Zhulong probably understands, money=food=sleeping=watching, indeed money is very important.
Now that he knows the importance of money, Zhulong finally realizes the trouble his actions today have brought to Mo Yi, but as a Yaozun, how can he say sorry? He can only pretend not to know, watching The human stared at him with embarrassing eyes, and Zhulong calmly picked up the remote control to change channels.
Speechlessly watching the other party keep changing the channel, this guy listened to such a long history lesson, the first thing he learned was the skill of thick skin.Even though he thought so, Mo Yi's little eyes showed a hint of amusement and happiness.
— bam —
As soon as I heard it, I knew that my old man and the phoenix had returned. It seemed that today's commission was quite simple, but they came back so early.
When the two excited guys were about to rush upstairs, their steps suddenly dropped.Uh, God Candle Dragon is at home, ah, today is weekend, and the good grandson is here, so he must have heard us banging on the door, and he will be scolded again.
Then the expected reprimand didn't come, Mo Yi excitedly grabbed Yan Yan, and dragged him to the room with a huff.
The bitter old man was left alone to face the iceberg with frequent air-conditioning.
And Mo Yi, who ran to the room, directly closed the door, then locked it, and then seriously asked Yan Yan to set up a formation to isolate the sound.To make Yanyan stunned for a while, is this something serious?
But Mo Yi's next question made Yan Yan want to fall down.
"Phoenix, does Candle Dragon have any weaknesses?"
I'm going, I thought something big was going on, it's such a serious matter, and the old lady is so serious, it's really—hey, why did Xiaomo suddenly think of asking this?Could it be that Zhulong did something that made Xiaomo very angry?Thinking about it, Zhulong's bad personality must have caused trouble for Xiaomo, hahaha.Wow, just thinking about it feels so refreshing.
Yan Yan didn't know what suddenly came to her mind, and her hearty smile instantly turned into a low-pitched sinister smile, and she asked Mo Yi with an expression of "watching a good show", "Xiao Moyi, really want to know? It's not impossible to tell You, but you have to tell me why you asked."
Speechless, I said Phoenix, do you dare to be more straightforward with your expression, your face is full of bad ideas, you can't pretend to cover it up, just say it, why do you pull me to squat in the corner and speak so quietly!
Fortunately, I'm used to your virtue, and now the most important thing is - Zhulong's weakness!
This is the key, other minor disasters are nothing, so the excited Mo Yi directly said what he thought in his heart-work to pay off the debt!
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