are you a clown

"Zheng Zeshao." The man in a suit and leather shoes on the opposite side introduced himself to Lin Chensan.

Lin Chensan glanced at the name on the WeChat business card that Ma Tiantian recommended to her, and after confirming it, he said, "Lin Chensan."

This afternoon, the light rain was still slanting and somewhat blurred.

Zheng Zeshao, as the real estate agent recommended by Ma Tiantian, has a very comfortable viewing experience.

There are three sets of housing in different buildings in the community closest to the company. If you don’t want to take the straight asphalt road, you need to walk the stone steps in the green belt.Zheng Zeshao was holding a large black straight-handled double umbrella, and every time he raised his feet, he tried to follow Lin Chensan's walking rhythm as much as possible.

While walking, I will introduce to her various facilities distributed in the community.

"This is a park, and there are football fields and basketball courts. Turn left in that direction and there is a children's amusement park. The parking lot of each building is separate. If you need a parking space, you can consult the property. The business hours of the property are exist……"

Lin Chensan didn't listen very seriously: "Children's amusement park...is the main positioning of this community a family one?"

"Family style?"

"Are they mainly two-bedroom, one-living room types?"

"Of course, Miss Lin, these are all ordinary houses."

"Is there no one-bedroom house here?"

"Miss Lin, the kind of apartment you are talking about is apartment-style housing. There are no apartment-style housing developments around here. In this kind of area with kindergartens and elementary schools, ordinary housing is more popular."

Lin Chensan doesn't understand these things, but she doesn't know how to go for a walk in the park, and she doesn't know how to exercise on the football field or basketball court. As for the children's amusement park, if she has the opportunity, she would like to try the seesaw and the slide, but it doesn't matter if she doesn't have one. She just wants to have a single person, enough privacy, and a space where she can be alone.

"Which one of the three rooms you showed me has a balcony?" Lin Chensan thought of something and asked.

Zheng Zeshao answered quickly: "The second room."

"Then let's go to that room first."

"Okay." Zheng Zeshao didn't say much, determined a direction from left to right, and said to Lin Chensan, "Let's go to the underground parking lot, the ground will go around to the main entrance, and you have to turn two turns."

"Needless to say so much, you lead the way, I'll just follow you." It's not necessary information, the brain has to filter it out, so it takes time to filter it out, so you shouldn't know it in the first place.Lin Chensan was not very interested in the new residence.

And such an abnormality obviously caught Zheng Zeshao's attention: "Is Ms. Lin showing a house for a friend?"

"Anyway, it's the house I'll be renting in the future. In such a surrounding environment, most customers hope that we, the intermediaries, can talk more, but it feels like Ms. Lin is afraid that I will talk too much."

"Of course you'll know when you get to the place. If you talk too much, you won't be able to remember it." Lin Chensan smiled, "Otherwise I'll write it down when the time comes, and if you don't like the house, you have to forget it." These words are really enough direct.

"Oh, I understand. It should be after you see the house, Ms. Lin, that you can add some advantages to the house, such as transportation, security, or the surrounding commercial streets..." Zheng Zeshao was not embarrassed at all, "For For real estate agents, there is not much difference between leasing and buying and selling.”

"Actually, for someone like me, you should tell me the price at the beginning, and then the success rate of entering the transaction link will be higher."

"Does Ms. Lin value the price more than the quality of the house itself?"

"It should be said that after you give me a price first, I will have a psychological expectation for the house corresponding to that price. If the actual quality of the house exceeds my psychological expectation, I will definitely be moved, and then the heart will be Take action, don't you think so?" Lin Chensan said, and made a trotting posture on the spot, but fortunately, her appearance belongs to the type with a relatively small frame, and sometimes she does some childish behaviors, which will not let People find it awkward, but they find it cute.

Zheng Zeshao felt that this young tenant was indeed a little different from the usual guests, so he held back a smile and said, "But no matter how excited you are, since there are three houses, you should read them all, otherwise the next one will be more exciting. what to do?"

"Will you think about more exciting issues after the first one?" Lin Chensan stopped shaking his hands and feet, her question had nothing to do with the house itself.

Zheng Zeshao dared to say that if he wasn't the one who brought people to see the house today, this topic might not be able to continue. However, this little girl should have just come out of society, and it is natural for her to have some jumps in her thinking. He was young, of course, he can also Understanding: "Is this some kind of philosophical question?"

Lin Chensan shook his head: "It's not philosophy, but I just want to ask."

"If it's realistic, I can only answer you..." Zheng Zeshao narrowed his eyes, and there seemed to be some psychedelic scene in his narrow field of vision, which caused his expression to become extremely soft, and his tone was stern. Compared with the expression, the softness is not far behind, "There will be many heartbeats in a person's life."

Then he said something quick to pierce this soft mask: "I'm not a scumbag, I just want to give every girl a home."

Lin Chensan happened to read this scumbag quote on the Internet in the past two days.

"It's scum." Lin Chensan tried to make a conclusion for the other party.

"But the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns." Zheng Zeshao raised his left hand somewhat ostentatiously.The ring on the ring finger can blind people's eyes, "It was all the mistake of being too young before."

It was embarrassing just now that Lin Chensan didn't see it.This should not be discussed with married people.It really tricked the dog into killing it.

Single dogs are always the target of being hurt... Huh... Lin Chensan's inner drama came up, and he was about to cry in his heart.

Lin Chensan didn't speak.

"The main thing is whether you are ready to fall in love for that heartbeat." Zheng Zeshao has turned into a love master at this time, "Or are you finally ready to fall in love."

Well, a heartbeat is all about love and not love.

Lin Chensan spoiled the atmosphere. She thought of the American who questioned her female identity just because she didn't like rabbits two days ago: "I'm very moved when I see rabbits."

"Oh?"

"Do you eat spicy rabbit head?"

Zheng Zeshao felt as if he had eaten a fly. How could he not understand the meaning of the young girl in front of him: "You are so excited that you still have the heart to eat it?"

"It's better to say that you eat because of your heart. Do you like to eat what you hate? Everyone will only eat what you like. It's what is in your heart."

"Little sister, didn't your mother teach you not to be picky eaters when you were young? You won't grow tall." Zheng Zeshao had already forgotten that the person in front of him was a visitor to the house, and began to show his face.

Open up as soon as you come.Let's take Lin Chensan's short stature as an example.

"I like it, can such things as heartbeat be compared with the example of picky eaters? If we really say this, the simple food is the truth. If you are in love and married in the end, you should follow the standard of not being picky eaters. Everyone is not with you. The person I like will walk into the marriage hall together." When Lin Chensan said this, he aimed hard at Zheng Zeshao's ring finger.

"My wife and I fell in love and got married freely." Zheng Zeshao naturally saw Lin Chensan's villainous intentions, and he was quite proud, "But this example cannot be used as a model. Falling in love and getting married are two different things. And , you think my example of picky eaters is not appropriate enough, so you only talk about the heart-warming things, and you just say spicy rabbit heads, don't you know that this is very unpleasant?"

"Sometimes I don't care much about people when I talk."

"It can be seen. Miss Lin, with your personality, it is generally difficult to have friends, right?" In just a few minutes, the two got along more harmoniously, and Zheng Zeshao's words were too smooth at this time.

Lin Chensan's body was in a state of shock, she hadn't finished venting her anger as a single dog, it was heartbreaking to receive this blow after this failure, but she still didn't care about it on the face: "I don't care Friend." The tone was so light that Zheng Zeshao thought it was a mild counterattack, not the truth.

Seeing Lin Chensan's unfamiliar appearance in getting along with others, it is probably difficult for anyone to associate her with the words "no friends".

Anyway, Lin Chensan still remembered that he came to see the house: "Did we stay in the underground parking lot for too long?"

Zheng Zeshao also came back to his senses at this time. He rubbed his nose and said, "Just now I was talking nonsense, so I hope you can be more patient. Don't report me to the company."

"Originally, you couldn't remember it if you didn't say it, but now that you say it, you really want to report you."

"No way?"

"Just kidding, I wouldn't do such a thing."

"Well, I believe that Ms. Lin is not the person who can do such a thing." Old age is still good, Zheng Zeshao quickly caught the loophole in Lin Chensan's words and checked her to death.

But Lin Chensan felt a little uncomfortable at most, after all, she really wasn't someone who would do such a thing.

From the basement floor up, the house to be seen in this building is even higher, on the [-]rd floor.Also the top floor.

He took the shoe cover from Zheng Zeshao and put it on the shoes. In the meantime, Zheng Zeshao had already entered the temporary one-time password for the electronic door lock.An electronic click can be heard.

Zheng Zeshao didn't open the door, but let Lin Chensan push the door in by himself: "It's up to Miss Lin if you give me this opportunity to make the cake even better."

Without looking at the kitchen, the shared bathroom is just barely glanced at.Lin Chensan went straight to the deputy bedroom.

Lin Chensan pushed the door again and entered. She saw the balcony and the scenery opposite the balcony at a glance. Every muscle cell in her body was expressing her excitement. , such a good mood can often make her only make such a decision: "That's it."

"Don't look at anything else."

"That's fine," she said.