are you a clown

Regardless of those words that are heart-warming and more heart-warming, what can be cherished by Lin Chensan is always only the present moment.

Well, she's just lazy.

The original goal of viewing the house was to have a balcony, but this house meets this goal, so naturally there is no need to go to see it again.

"Okay, your next app, um, is in the application market. Every mobile phone should have it in the application market." Zheng Zeshao said, "Then I will send you the link of this house, and you can open it in the app." That's it."

Lin Chensan thought she would sign a paper agreement, but she hesitated: "Isn't the agreement signed with the landlord?" After all, thunderstorm incidents of short-term rental housing have been common this year, and she is quite hard to trust this.

"Miss Lin is quite vigilant, pretty good. But don't worry, even if the real estate agency we work for is about to go bankrupt and run away, I will definitely put you in the first batch of waiting list." Zheng Zeshao He spoke honestly and did not mean to block the gun for the parent company at all, "Of course it is better not to have such a thing, I still count on this job to help me buy a house."

"Buy a house here?"

"No, no, the better locations here cost [-] square meters. Where I can afford it, I must save money and go back to my hometown to buy a house. However, the house prices in my hometown are not particularly low now, [-] to [-]." There are plenty of early ones.”

"Because more and more people like you have the idea of ​​going back to your hometown to buy a house."

"That's why it is said that there are besieged cities everywhere."

"With the heart of selling sex, take the wages of selling cabbage..." Lin Chensan had already downloaded the app on the phone at this time, and she operated according to what Zheng Zeshao said.

"After all, he is a stinky worker. If two people do a job that can be done by one person, then one person's salary will not be paid. Now companies pay attention to labor costs." Zheng Zeshao, when Lin Chensan was looking at the rental agreement, His mouth was not idle, "Miss Lin, you don't know that our company launched a new talent strategy last year. If you come in with a bachelor's degree, you will get a basic salary of [-] for the first three months of the internship. A group of college students came in, and I didn't know until later. This so-called basic salary is paid in advance, and if there is no bill for three months, if it is paid later, it will be deducted from the salary of the current month."

Lin Chensan was not very interested in how to deduct it back: "Then is there any special procedure for resigning after taking the first three months' basic salary? Why can't the money be deducted from the bank card?"

"Yeah, there are a lot of people who do this. This talent strategy has been implemented for a year and then it's gone. Hehe."

"Is this strategy only useful for newcomers, but not for old employees?" Lin Chensan asked as if remembering something.

"This kind of recruitment must only be for new employees. How can old employees be treated like this."

Lin Chensan knew it: "The insurance sales company I worked in before did the same. After half a year of employment, the basic salary of the new employees has caught up with my basic salary plus commission." There is a half-year cooling-off period for resigning and re-entering the job, just like the divorce cooling-off period that is a little bit of a sign now, it is very cumbersome, so she didn't do it.And when it's time to resign, you will definitely not be able to go back to work... This is not job hopping.

"This makes people not as good as new, and clothes not as old." Zheng Zeshao's culture tree is very deformed, "It turns out that Ms. Lin is also in the same industry, but depending on your age, is it your first job in sales? The first job of a fresh graduate It’s too bad to do sales at work.”

Lin Chensan also knew what Zheng Zeshao meant.

The most suitable way out for fresh graduates is to take the public examination and civil servant examination.Especially the civil servants in some coastal cities are basically limited to fresh graduates.For example, fresh graduates with a bachelor's degree, fresh graduates with a master's degree... The most popular transfer students in the past two years are generally fresh graduates, but the requirements are much higher. Fresh graduates have a great advantage in it.

But when it comes to advantages, IQ is an advantage no matter what time it is, and now I just make this advantage clearer.

Like the theory that reading is useless, which has been raging all the time, it is essentially only the words of those who can’t eat grapes and say that grapes are sour.They also sell pork. If you graduated from Tsinghua University, a group of alumni will rush to help you raise funds.

Our country has always been a country that advocates reading, so it is very keen to provide a superior environment for people with advanced degrees.Lin Chensan understood this very well, she just knew that she was not made for studying.

She likes to learn, but she doesn't like to study. She likes to put in a certain effort to get a certain reward, but she doesn't like to put in all her efforts to get all the rewards.The figure who is doing everything she can to work hard may be very chic, but she is more willing to empty her mind and waste her time in the slow daily life.

Everyone has their own way of life.How to live better, I believe everyone has a different answer.

Don't hesitate before choosing, and don't regret after choosing.This has always been the life creed of Lin Chensan.

Lin Chen paused and said: "The reason why I chose my first job as a salesman is that you may not believe me if I tell you. I want to change my introverted personality. Don't look at what I can tell you now and then back and forth. Yes, back then I was the kind of person who would worry about being looked down upon by the clerk when I went to a convenience store to buy a bottle of mineral water."

"Social terror?"

Lin Chensan shook his head: "It's low self-esteem."

The rental agreement has been signed, and the only thing left is the transfer payment. She looked at the rent for next month, and it is [-] a month, which is quite a deal. It can't cause any financial pressure on her now, so she didn't hesitate much.

"It seems that Ms. Lin has grown up a lot." Zheng Zeshao glanced at the rental agreement, then took out the calculator to do the math, and then opened the Alipay payment page on the mobile phone.

The number of successful bill payments is [-].

Lin Chensan was quite surprised.

"The original deposit price is [-], and the three-month rent will be calculated at a [-]% discount." Zheng Zeshao pointed to the rental agreement and turned the page, and then said: "Our company has a cooperation agreement with some companies. If their company If employees come to our company to rent a house, there will be a discount."

"But does our company have a cooperation agreement with you?" No matter how you think about it, that small company shouldn't have so much energy.

"No." Zheng Zeshao answered quickly, but in the next second he took out a small note from his trouser pocket. It was a work certificate stamped with the company's seal, and her name was impressively written on it, and of course the official seal It's not the company Lin Chensan works for.

"It belongs to a company we cooperate with." Zheng Zeshao said, "Someone in their company bought a house with a work certificate, so I took that stamp and went online to find a store to engrave one."

Lin Chensan didn't show much surprise on her face. It was a similar thing. In fact, she had done similar things. In college, the school required internships, and she didn't want to go to the construction site. She just took a company that showed its existence but actually had no one. The name was engraved on the Internet, and the internship report was copied in one night.

Fortunately, forging official seals is like watching pornographic movies at home. Everyone is doing it, but generally it is no big deal if there are no economic entanglements, even if it is engraved as one's own collection.Antique appraisal experts in certain fields like to put a bunch of high imitation artworks at home.

Maybe this analogy is not very appropriate, but with Lin Chensan's knowledge, this is the only way to say it.

She is very happy to pluck the wool of capitalism, and she appreciates the other party's intentions, but she will inevitably worry about causing trouble to the other party: "Will there be any problems?"

Zheng Zeshao seemed to believe in her very much: "Counting Tiantian, you are the second, just don't say it. God knows it."

Lin Chensan didn't know if she could live up to this trust, but she would try her best: "When my work is a little more stable, I will definitely treat you to dinner."

"Then you must at least be a team leader?" Zheng Zeshao laughed heartily, "You don't need to be so particular, you are a friend of Sister Tiantian, and you are my friend."

Lin Chensan thought that Ma Tiantian must have not told the other party the truth, how could the two of them be called friends.But she didn't expose the truth either.After all, the situation is in her favor at this time.

"...The rest is to go to the property to apply for the access control card. After that, you can move here whenever you want. If you don't mind, I can help." Zheng Zeshao made a phone call gesture with his right hand next to his ear, "Didi Chuxing , on call."

Lin Chensan didn't shy away: "Okay, I will definitely send you a WeChat message in advance."

After coming out of the room, Lin Chensan realized that the door next door was still open. Although there was no balcony, the atmosphere of the floor-to-ceiling windows was super good.But judging by the decoration and the size of the space, it should be much more expensive than hers.

"The roommate you share with me should move in next week. If it's a coincidence, they might meet on the same day." Zheng Zeshao saw Lin Chensan's concern, "She's also a girl, and she gives a good impression. I think getting along with you should also be in harmony."

"Does she look like an elite type of woman?"

"Are you referring to the kind of strong woman who wears lipstick, has a face that looks like a dick, is covered in big golden waves, and walks on high heels?"

"A strong woman won't have big golden waves." Under the retort, Lin Chensan forgot that the other party was a standard male perspective.

"Anyway, she's not this type. She can be considered the kind of girl who likes to buy clothes..." Zheng Zeshao thought for a while and said, "But it gives people the feeling that even if she goes to a high-end French restaurant, she will A person wearing big white short-sleeved big black short trousers and sandals."

How come she looks similar to her civil engineering classmate, uh, she is also similar to this.

"She's not a civil engineering major, is she?"

"She said that she studied gardening as an undergraduate, but..." Zheng Zeshao blinked, "now she is working in a design institute."

Damn, it's really a migrant worker who paints pictures.