are you a clown

Throwing the phone aside, the screen lit up.

Someone sent a message on WeChat.

The white Pomeranian is Linjianwu.

After the fingerprint was unlocked, the time represented by the number flashed by before Lin Chensan realized that it was past zero and it was the next day.

【We are drinking for the second time now. The boss is in such a good mood that he really can't find a chance to leave first. 】The expression behind it is 'fat house crying'.

This person is really addicted to using this expression.

【knew. ] Lin Chen sent out this sentence three times, but after feeling that it was too simple, she added another sentence, 【Drink less. 】

Lin Jianwu began to 'weeping cat cat's head': [I don't want to drink. 】

[Then don't drink. 】

[I don't want to stay here anymore, I want to take a shower, I want to sleep, I want to go home. 】

[But isn't there no chance to go first? 】

【...Would Sansan come to help you? 】

【Appreciate further details. 】

[Call me when you are about to arrive, and I will tell you that my friends flew over from other places, and I can't find a place to stay for a while. When they see you, I can follow you out naturally. 】

[This excuse is too lame. ] Lin Chensan wanted to laugh a little, [Why can't I find a place to stay when I fly from other places, can't I stay in a hotel? 】

[Looking for an excuse for realistic logic. 】

[Aren't you afraid that people won't believe you? 】

[As long as what I say is true enough, who would not believe it?And it's normal to borrow something. 】

The truth is this truth... Lin Chensan will not know the colleagues and boss of the same design institute better than Lin Jianwu, so he no longer argues: [Send me the location. 】

Lin Jianwu's hands and feet were quick, and the location was posted in a short while.

Lin Chensan looked at the distance, it wasn't far away, maybe even 10 minutes by taxi: 【Wait for me. 】

【good. 】After Lin Jianwu replied like this, she also added a 'behaved' expression by the way.

Before going out, Lin Chensan put his bag on his back. First, he was acting in a full set, so he was considered a "backpacker". Second, the mobile operator sent a yellow rainstorm warning text message to remind him. Bring an umbrella, so you can be prepared .

When I took a taxi late at night, two taxis with green cards in a row saw her waving, but ignored her and rushed out of sight. The taxi app also waited for several minutes to get a taxi.

When getting into the car and fastening the seat belt, the driver still had the mood to say: "It's midnight, girls shouldn't go out casually by themselves."

"To pick up friends." Lin Chensan said.

"Didn't my little sister read the latest news? There are a lot of online car-hailing murders. There are also rapes, obscenities..."

These words didn't sound very good, Lin Chensan felt that he had met a chat ghost.

"But uncle, aren't you an online car-hailing driver?"

"Isn't this a reminder to you little sister, after all, not everyone can meet me, uncle." Lin Chensan called him uncle, and this young man, who is not yet thirty years old, took it over naturally, "Of course, if you think about it in another direction, if you think that Uncle and I have ulterior motives, I didn't do anything, and you jumped out of the car halfway, even if you sell this car with Uncle and me, you probably can't afford it. "

"I won't jump out of the car." Lin Chensan said, "Uncle, just drive hard."

"Aren't you afraid that my driving route is different from your map's recommended route?"

"Uncle, you are the driver, but I'm not." Lin Chensan was a little motion sick, and she began to lean her head against the window of the car beside her, trying to let go of her mind, "Anyway, I paid according to the software calculation."

"Is this a matter of money? This is a matter of fate." The driver paid more attention to her life than Lin Chensan himself.

"My life is worthless." Lin Chensan replied seriously, "But if something bad happens, it might be worth money."

"Oh? What's the reason for this?"

"Because at the beginning, I thought that serious illness was too far away from me. I also walked to the company, and the chance of accidents was quite low. Ordinary disease insurance, hospitalization, etc. were not cost-effective for me. Now the chance of sudden death among young people is not high. It’s pretty high, so I’ve bought several life insurances. I’m young, and it’s cheap to buy, which is quite a deal.”

"Isn't sudden death an accident?" The driver began to chew his words at this moment, "It's a 'sudden' death after all." He especially added the accent on the word 'sudden'.

"Uncle, if the sudden death is an accident, then I was injured accidentally, and I can still use the disease insurance." Lin Chensan joked, "After all, there are wounds, which will fester."

"I don't know much about these things. I have an accident insurance policy. I thought it would cover everything. Little sister, I think you know a lot about this. Are you in a related industry?" The driver's tone suddenly became a little courteous. .

Lin Chensan couldn't get used to it anymore: "It's just that my roommate does this. I learned a lot from listening to her." She started making friends out of nothing again, but this time they were either friends or roommates.

"Then let me ask you, you said that if I was bitten by a dog while walking in the community park, would my accident insurance pay for it?" The driver became interested, and the problem came.

"This kind of situation is definitely considered an accident, but it depends on whether the accident insurance you bought pays according to the level of disability, or whether it is reimbursed for pure accidents. It depends on the terms."

"Then if I don't like a certain dog in the neighborhood, I throw a stone at it, and it runs over and bites me. Is this considered an accident?"

These are all questions that a snake spirit would ask.

But Lin Chensan was already so dizzy that he didn't even want to think about what his parents called him: "Uncle, even if you're not a dog, you're just normal. You hit someone first, and then they punch you back. This is all courtesy. It's definitely not a surprise."

"But that's a dog, not a person."

"Well, as long as it is not caught by surveillance, the stone hitting the dog will not cause visible damage to the naked eye. If you don't take the initiative to say that you hit the dog with the stone first, then the dog bit you for no reason. It is considered an accident."

"In this case, there should be a lot of people cheating insurance. Generally, it doesn't cost much to be bitten by a dog. If the insurance company pays compensation, not only will you not lose money, but you will also make money."

"Ordinary insurance companies would not think of someone who is too idle to beat a dog and get bitten." Lin Chensan complained, "Uncle, take it easy and don't mess with any big dogs. No one can collect your body."

The driver chuckled several times: "Don't say that, just for example, don't be so serious."

"Uncle, as long as you are not serious." Lin Chensan felt that if she sat down in the car, she would not be able to breathe out any more. She was a little weak, "Uncle, you won't really go around me, right? Why? not yet?"

"How can it be? Look at the time, I'm always driving according to the navigation."

"Is this your first time taking an order?" Lin Chensan had a vague premonition in his heart.

"It's not that I bought a new car not long ago, so I slipped it out and drove it more, to get some fresh air, and earn some extra money by the way."

She didn't even deny it, and this is really a new car, no wonder she felt like she was going to suffocate, but after looking at the map navigation on her phone, the car was indeed driven according to the recommended route, and the estimated time was also right.

The symptoms of motion sickness were still too severe, which paralyzed her nerves and made her a little unconscious, but in order not to let the driver think that she was deliberately blackmailing him, she managed to pull herself together. , died directly on the back seat of this new car.

When a new car hits the road, novice drivers can't stop talking: "Little sister, do you think you can use disease insurance for beauty treatment?"

This brain wave is really getting more and more divergent.

Lin Chensan felt that his brain was being twisted into a ball in his head: "Uncle, why do you think that beauty can be used for disease insurance?"

"Look, I want to puff my nose because I have a problem with my nose, so I did it. I want to cut my double eyelids, but also because I don't have single eyelids. A knife was used on the bone, isn’t the bone sick, and there is a special problem? Otherwise, why would there be a need for a knife?”

Lin Chensan has been selling insurance on the phone for a year now. This is the first time she has seen such an outrageous person. For a while, she couldn't tell whether this person was making irony out of some kind of great wisdom, or if he was sincere. I think so, so I asked her this way.

And it's obviously cosmetic.

"The nose is good, the eyelids are also good, don't pad them or cut them, don't they grow on our faces well? From a physiological point of view, they are not bad, so naturally they can't be called sick."

"But it really is sick. If you are not sick, who would want to use a knife on your body?"

"Perhaps it is to become more beautiful. Everyone has the right to be beautiful."

"But I think this is a disease. The little girls who are always good-natured, the little sisters, have to be made up like Korean sticks. Everyone looks the same." The driver became emotional and waved He raised his fist, "Little sister, I'm not talking about you. If you don't fix it, just tell me. In this case, the insurance will not cover it."

"It's not covered." Lin Chensan rolled his eyelids and said, "Not only is beauty insurance not covered, disease insurance is not covered, dental treatment is not covered, miscarriage is not covered, suicide is not covered, pre-existing diseases are not covered, and many things are not covered. Insurance, apart from the physical ones, the psychological ones are basically not covered.”

"Dental treatment why..."

"Because teeth don't get sick, people die and the body rots away, leaving only bones. Bones don't get sick, and teeth don't have the option to get sick. The only thing that gets sick is the mouth." Lin Chensan interrupted The driver’s speech, because the map shows, has arrived at the destination. After the driver parked the car, she took off her seat belt and seemed to remember something. Before closing the door, she added, “By the way, bag/skin Circumcision can also be considered a cosmetic treatment."

This last sentence obviously shocked the online car-hailing driver who had just started on the road. The man under 30 stuttered a bit: "Why, why are you telling me this?"

"Well, I probably thought you would want to know, Uncle." After Lin Chensan finished speaking, he vigorously closed the door of the back seat.

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