Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

"Brother Shan!"

Still more than ten meters away from the school, Xiang Kongshan saw Ke Wenyao waving at him, his whole body shrouded in a kind of mysterious joy similar to that of the Chinese New Year; Hu: "How about it? Have you read it? Isn't it very exciting and decompressing?"

"..."

He turned on his toes, turned around and walked away.

Ke Wenyao followed beside him for no apparent reason, chattering like clockwork: "Brother Shan, crooked, Brother Shan, have you read it? These are all my bottom-of-the-box collections, if it wasn't for you or me Good brother, I won’t even give you another look. Wrong, Brother Shan, have you read it yet?”

"Can you shut up?"

Xiang Kongshan was irritated by being questioned, and finally opened his mouth condescendingly, his voice was very tired, and there was a kind of hoarseness from lack of energy; he turned his head, two huge dark circles hung on his face like that , startled Ke Wenyao: "Hey, what's the matter? This is a cos national treasure?"

"What's wrong, you still don't know?"

It's all because of the two hundred and five, which caused him to have a dream all night last night. In the dream, Yu Yehao was wearing a long gown and talking to him about cross talk, not as good as Sailor Moon!

Xiang Kongshan's cool tone, colder than the cold air, made Ke Wenyao stunned; but it was only for a moment, and then, a smile spread across his dark and honest face, and he patted the former's back vigorously, almost missing Brother Xiaoshan, who had been up for half the night, slapped the underworld: "Oh brother, no matter how beautiful it is, you can't stay up late to watch it!"

Ke Wenyao seemed a little shy: "I didn't expect you to love watching Guo Degang so much, we really—"

Xiang Kongshan finally died of the yin and yang strangeness. In the eager anticipation of Ke Wenyao's last sentence, he stuffed the USB flash drive into the opponent's hand, with veins popping on his forehead, and said sonorously and forcefully: "Get out!"

Xiao Ke hugged his Guo Degang cross talk selection aggrievedly and shrank on the seat, like a delicate flower that has been destroyed, as he roared at his brother Pingdi, he completely declared the failure of the Amway plan; at the same time, Yu Ye Fortunately, I also found that the past few days after school seemed to be particularly calm. The specific performance was that Xiang Kongshan, who was always elusive, seemed to have disappeared.

Or, to be more precise, avoiding him.

Reason told him that this was a good thing. If Xiang Kongshan did not show up, it meant that the people related to him, including Ke Wenyao and He Jingle, would not show up. He could also return to the same peaceful life as last semester. Unpleasant encounters can come to an end;

But emotionally, several times, he obviously saw the other party standing there, or chatting with others, but as soon as the two people met their eyes, Xiang Kongshan immediately looked away as if he had seen a ghost, pretending not to see, It made him puzzled, but also a little inexplicably angry.

Why hide, I didn't dislike you for being too busy, but you started hiding from me first!

There were so many times that even He Jingle couldn't help asking him with doubts one day: "Hi Yu Ye, did you quarrel with Xiang Kongshan?"

But this matter is like a quarrel between parents who have been making do for 30 years. You can only be angry with yourself, but no one can say anything; anyway, Yu Yehao straightened up immediately, and said inappropriately: "Why am I arguing with him? "

He purposely opened his eyes wide, and Hong Kong and Taiwan dialects appeared, so why did he appear surprised and said, "Please, I'm not familiar with you."

But Yu Ye couldn't tell a lie, even when he said this, his eyeballs still swept back through the gaps, thinking that Xiang Kongshan, who had seen a rough road today, would come to talk to him, but he still didn't, he just waited until He Jingle Answer: "Bie Jie, quarreling at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, there is no obstacle you cannot overcome."

"...Did you enroll in a Chinese cram school?"

Yu Ye was really speechless, he pointed to himself: "He Jingle, do you still know who I am? Didn't you not like me playing with Xiang Kongshan all the time before, what's going on now?"

The two of them stalemate for a while, but Xiang Kongshan never showed up, so Yu Yehao was also tired, he smacked his lips in a dull manner, and then came to a conclusion: "You should be very happy that Xiang Kongshan is back by your side, right? I'm also very happy. Let's go, bye."

He Jingle: ...

He Jingle: Wait, what did Yu Yehao say just now?

He hesitated to speak, feeling that he and Yu Ye were not on the same channel, but after the other party finished saying this, he merged into the crowd, like a small fish, and he couldn't find it. Holding back his stomach full of doubts, he got into his car.Yu Yehao, who escaped over there, returned home and sighed faintly when he saw the phone that hadn't responded in time.

To be honest, his annoyance didn't come from Xiang Kongshan's indifferent attitude, but more from Zhu Qingqing's last words that day when he didn't know how to respond.

The chat interface between the two is still stuck at the last sentence of Zhu Qingqing's similar confession last time, and it is precisely because of this sentence that the omnipotent Xueba Yu can't be dealt with: just fool it, it seems to be He didn't care very much; but if he really responded, and made it seem like he was making too much of a fuss, if people didn't mean it, wouldn't it be that he was completely sentimental on his own, how embarrassing it would be!

Thinking of this, he patted his face again in frustration.

Ye Xin knocked on the door outside, and Yu Yehao answered, please come in, so when she came in, she saw such a moaning scene.

Yu Ye didn't know that his mother's complicated psychological activities had gone from rebellious hair dyeing to the step of being unmarried, pregnant and happy as a baby. In his eyes, Ye Xin just urged him to study a few words as usual, and then put The peeled fruit was put down, and then said very "casually": "Okay, I've been looking at my phone a little more recently."

"understood."

Yu Yehao was still lying on the bed, with a purple leather composition book covering his face. From Ye Xin's angle, he could see the two little rabbit teeth protruding from his slightly opened mouth, which made Yu's mother feel like she was Do you think too much, this is clearly a little kid who hasn't grown up; but the next second, the phone on the table lights up, and she looks at it with a flash of godly kung fu:

[Good bro, are you busy?You haven't spoken to me for days. ]

Ye Xin:!

Hey!Where did the little fairy come from!Good at putting on a show!The smell of tea made me retch across the screen!

The moment the phone was turned on, Yu Yehao also stood up like a carp, sat up from the bed, and rushed to the table like a wolf. After seeing the person who sent the message, he laughed without noticing it, and he swept his head With a tired look, he even urged Ye Xin like a daughter-in-law who forgot her mother when she was free: "Mom, hurry up, I'm going to start doing my homework!"

Ye Xin: "...OK."

Ye Xin closed her eyes, kept brainwashing herself, went through the parenting encyclopedia she had read over and over in her mind, and finally restrained the question that was about to be blurted out, but when the door was closed, she was left alone. Guangli suddenly saw a book with a gaudy cover, it didn't look like a serious tutoring.

Out of curiosity, she took another look.

The door was closed with a bang, and Ye Xin stood outside, her blood pressure soaring from fright: What is a baby with eighteen treasures?What is a high-cold scholar?Is the little goblin in the phone still a top student?

She, Ye Xin, is less than forty, and she is really going to be a nurse?

……

Don't, it's hard to bring eighteen babies.

Ye Xin outside the door had a brainstorm, and Yu Ye inside the door held up the phone like a baby, frowned for a while and wondered how to answer, and finally said: [I've been a little busy recently, sorry for keeping you waiting so long. ]

The words that caused the two of them to be cold were brushed up like this, and Xiang Kongshan's expression was a little complicated: In reality, he avoided Yu Yehao, but on the Internet, Yu Yehao avoided showing love to him like a flood. High school students, I didn't know that I thought Tom and Jerry spent a lot of money on a live-action sequel.

At this moment, Brother Xiaoshan's state of mind suddenly reached the same agreement with Yu Yehao after school. He thought: Why hide from me, isn't it just a sentence, and it has no other meaning!

He replied: [It's okay, I'll go to practice the piano first, and we'll talk after practice! ]

After sending out, without waiting for Yu Ye to return, he went straight off the line and boarded the tuba that he hadn't used for a long time.

The Zhu Qingqing he is currently using was forcibly obtained from Ms. Xiang Qingzhu. Since he logged on to this account, his real social account is not very useful. When he went online at this time, he first received thirty or forty messages from Ke Wenyao. Then, he opened the friend search bar, entered the copied Yu Yehao QQ number into it, and clicked Apply for friend directly.

So, on this ordinary night, Hao Hao, who was quietly doing his homework, was scared out of his wits. Looking at the bright red dot, he couldn't figure out why Xiang Kongshan, who hadn't been in touch for several days, would suddenly add his friend.

Moreover, it is still an accurate search!Who told the secret!

He looked at the precise search, and closed his eyes wanting to cry without tears.

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