Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

Yu Yehao looked at the little red dot, and hung his finger on the screen for a long time, but he didn't press it for a long time. Of course, he couldn't guess how much psychological preparation he had done for himself before Xiang Kongshan came to add him as a friend so abruptly. ;He just simply felt a little strange: this person has played hide and seek with him for so long, why is he contacting him now?

Yu Haohao was not happy to be a puppy that Xiang Kongshan summoned to come and go, and also thought that this kind of contact was unnecessary; he exited the new friend interface, and was satisfied to see that the little red dot was gone, replaced by Yu Kangzhe's avatar in the friend feed.

The other party was probably doing homework, and there was a sad face hanging in the small online window. After a few minutes, a dynamic message appeared in the space: it was two hairs lost while doing math problems, accompanied by two candles, looking very sad, It seems to be following a piece.

Yu Ye politely gave him a like, then opened the chat window, took a screenshot and sent it: [Xiang Kongshan added me as a friend. ]

[Leak!Leak on him! ]

The half-dead Yu Kangzhe, who was wandering in the sea of ​​math problems, suddenly became energetic, but it seemed that he was a little too hard, and he changed from a young man to an angry young man.His logic is clear and his analysis is clear: [If you have nothing to do, you can go to the Three Treasures Palace, and the precise search is either to commit crimes or to borrow money, you think for yourself! ]

Yu Ye felt that what he said made sense, and under Yu Kangzhe's repeated instigation, he simply refused.

Xiang Kongshan, who was looking forward to it anxiously: ...

At this moment, the roles of him and Yu Yehao seemed to be reversed. Under the series of turmoil between the two, it was no longer Yu Yehao who carefully talked to the suitor he thought he was on the screen, but became He waited anxiously for Yu Yehao to allow him to enter this world again, with the real identity of Xiang Kongshan.

But this time there was no coincidence, Yu Ye was a conservative and upright child, he had no curiosity about his competitors, so naturally he was unwilling to let him approach.

But Xiang Kongshan still didn't give up, he clicked to add again, but this time he wrote in the remarks column: [I'm really Xiang Kongshan, Hello Yu Ye, I have something to do with you. ]

Yu Yehao then sent another screenshot to his dog-headed military adviser. From being firm at the beginning, he became a little hesitant: [How about this?How can I say this, he seems a little anxious. ]

Yu Kangzhe was also puzzled, and he was stunned for a long time before he said: [Ah, then you promise, just in case something happens. ]

Thank God, thank you for the cautious Yu Yehao and his friends who are equally cautious. Anyway, Xiang Kongshan has entered Yu Yehao's friend list, but the treatment is completely different from Zhu Qingqing. The friendly automatic reply narrowed the distance between the two, and the first sentence on behalf of Yu Yehao's avatar was: [We are already friends, come and chat together! ]

But in the next second, the real Yu Yehao asked coldly following this sentence: [Is there something wrong? ]

Xiang Kongshan said: "Something happened. ]

Then there is no text.

Yu Ye waited for a long time, but Xiang Kongshan gave him a piece of nonsense literature, so he got angry on the spot: who is this!Will it kill you if you finish speaking in one breath?Please, but you add me!If you want me to ask, I still don't ask!

The two of them were cold, and after a long time, Xiang Kongshan finally spoke again, very puzzled and of course: "Why don't you ask me what's the matter?" ]

Yu Ye leaned back in anger, and clattered with her mobile phone: [Are you a little girl? Do you want me to coax you to talk? Everyone is very busy. Please speak quickly if you have something to say. I haven't finished my homework yet. ! ]

Xiang Kongshan was scolded at the beginning, but he seemed to be quite happy. Chunchun is a model who is not ashamed but proud, and even thought with relief: Well, this is the smell.

The gentle and patient Yu Yehao he saw through Zhu Qingqing was obviously a carefully crafted illusion, so when he jumped out of Zhu Qingqing's character setting and looked at it again, he could find that Yu Yehao was indeed a real person. Very ordinary kid.

And the temper is terrible, just like a small firecracker; the previous filters are mostly because I get along with Yu Ye too much during this period, and they are all girls. , I couldn't help substituting it in, Xiang Kongshan, he is still a big straight man with iron blood in his bones!

Then he must have had a nosebleed at Yu Ye because——

Get angry!

right!Just get angry!

In the cold autumn, Xiang Kongshan went downstairs like an idiot and leaned against the refrigerator door to pour herbal tea, which startled his sister who went out to pour water: "What are you doing?"

Approaching Qing Zhu, looking at her brother's face under the dim light of the dining room: "Hey, what are you doing, with such a red face, and still drinking Wanglaoji?"

Brother Xiaoshan, whose composition is close to a full score, also had a day when he was short of words. Seeing his sister's expression gradually change from doubt to understanding, he explained in pale and barren language: "I'm thirsty."

"I understand, you're thirsty."

Xiang Qingzhu put the emphasis on the last two words, and floated upstairs like a wandering spirit with his big teapot in his arms. Before entering the door, he thought of something, turned his head suddenly, and shouted downstairs from a distance: "Wang Laoji It's good, but don't have diarrhea!"

Xiang Kongshan: ...

He picked up the slippers and threw them upstairs, smashing them against the closed door with a bang, and he had nothing to do with the little bastard, so he hopped up the stairs on one foot in embarrassment and picked them up; , I just remembered that I didn't reply Yu Ye's good news.

And, there is one most important thing left, which urgently needs to be proved by him.

When Yu Ye Hao Patience on the other side was about to be sold out, he narrowly replied: [Oh, I just want to ask you a favor, send me a voicemail. ]

Yu Yehao: [Are you sick?Adding me as a friend at night is just for this shit? ]

Why didn't you tell Zhu Qingqing that?

Xiang Kongshan reconfirmed that Yu Yehao is a double-standard monster, and the same request, if asked by another person, would be two diametrically opposed answers.

While typing, he sneered at this kind of differential treatment, but he had a short mouth, so he had to swallow his breath and reply for a while: [It's really useful, you can say whatever you want. ]

Yu Yehao still didn't understand, but it seemed that such a trivial matter was not worth refusing. He casually picked up a book in his hand, and read it emotionally with the thought of watching me make you sick: "Huh, what's so great about No.1?" ! If you don’t know how to be a human being, then you will be the bottom one in other people’s hearts all your life!”

He read it for a while, and felt that it was really a good book, with famous sayings and aphorisms at the beginning, so he couldn't help but read a few more lines: "...Murong Dashan, I will never like you again!"

Yu Yehao:?

He shook his body, thought of something extraordinary, and quickly turned the book over to take a look. The cover was colorful and colorful, and there were two small figures with awl faces in the center. As expected, it was bought by him in the bookstore that day and put aside, never opened——

"Eighteen Treasures of One Birth: Where Can the High-cold Xueba Run?"

Everything happened in an instant, and Yu Yehao suddenly realized something, threw the book aside, and scrambled to pick up the mobile phone left on the side, but it was too late, the moment he let go of the book to flip through the book , the voice had already been sent out, and at this moment, it had already sounded in the ears of his deadly enemy, Xiang Kongshan.

What circulated was the sound, and it was a face that Yu Yehao threw out.

With tears in his eyes, he spoke tremblingly, in the ups and downs of his tone, he wished he could bump his head to death on the bedside;

It's all Xiang Kongshan's fault, what voice do you want to listen to when you have nothing to do?

Xiang Kongshan didn't expect it to be so exciting. Clicking on it is a shameful play, but the other party can still pronounce the words correctly, just like the scene of a fucking radio drama. What kind of ghost is Yu Yehao!

Embarrassment, silence, dead silence, at this moment, spread in the two rooms at the end of Qinggang Street at the same time, what's more, even so, Xiang Kongshan failed to get the result he wanted through this attempt, for example When his mood changes, will he no longer be moved by a voice.

But when he really escaped from the shackles of Zhu Qingqing's identity, he still didn't feel angry when Yu Ye talked to him in a nasty way, on the contrary, he felt a little cute.

Yu Yehao turned out to be a kitten who could reach out its claws. Zhu Qingqing could touch his belly, and when Xiang Kongshan wanted to get closer, he was embarrassed by being scratched; In other words, before he knew it, he had seen a lot of unknown sides of Yu Yehao.

He should have realized long ago that the role cannot be above himself, every choice Zhu Qingqing makes is driven by Xiang Kongshan.

But Xiang Kongshan thought again, why?

He can use [-] ways to solve math problems. Correspondingly, he can certainly list enough reasons to find a sufficient explanation for any of his behaviors, but that must be based on the fact that if the answer is on the right premise.

It is known that he hates Yu Yehao very much.

Proof: Because Yu Ye has a good temper and a bad temper, he often competes with him secretly and always threatens his No.1.

It is known that he likes Yu Yehao a little bit.

prove……

No need to prove, if the question has a standard answer, turn to the last page, the answer will definitely say:

Xiang Kongshan knew it well.

The author has something to say:

Shenzhou does not know how many manned spaceflight programs have added another general (.

The first step in the Long March!Ready for online dating!Standing ovation!