Cohabitation Guide
Chapter 48
When Su Er was about to solidify into a stone sculpture, Yu Pei finally moved. He patted Shu Yi's head lightly and said, "We have guests."
"Who?"
"Your brother."
Shu paused when he made a rubbing movement, then calmly continued to lie on the ground for two seconds, supported Yu Pei's shoulders and straightened up, squinted his eyes to see Su Er who was full of embarrassment, and asked naturally: "Why did you come here suddenly? Tell me?"
Su Er is stiff from the back to the neck. Although he has heard about his brother's corrupt emotional life, seeing him in person with a strange man is completely different from "hearing". Under the circumstances, he uttered nonsense to his brother's boyfriend.
Recalling the plausible remarks he made a few minutes ago, such as "not talking about the Spring Festival", "going home for a blind date", "just having fun", Su Er's expression became more and more bitter.
He was neither courageous nor good enough to remind Shu Yi what nonsense he said, so he could only reply first: "Brother Li said you don't go to work this morning, so I sent you a message, but you didn't reply, so I came directly over."
"Brother Li?" Yu Pei glanced sideways at Shu Yi.
"Yue Fang, my colleague." Shu Yi let go of Yu Pei after explaining, "I'll clean up, you two talk first."
There is a pair of Shu Er who knows Su Er well. His younger brother's social skills are extremely good. He belongs to the magical person who can chat with the buffalo at the village entrance for an afternoon when he returns to his hometown. Swinging back to the room, leaving the regretful Su Er to Yu Pei.
Su Er watched his elder brother go away heartbroken, turned his eyes back, and looked at Yu Pei again, his indifferent expression gave off a somewhat gloomy expression, he smiled guiltyly, knelt down and apologized and said, "I'm sorry, brother... ...Brother, I really didn't know before, you just treat me as a fart, don't listen to your heart."
"It's okay." Yu Pei still had no expression on his face, he got up and went to the refrigerator, "Just call Yu Pei, what do you want to drink, is yogurt okay?"
"Yes, yes." Su'er said repeatedly, as if Pei came back with yogurt, he took over and said, "Thank you, Brother Yu...how long have you been like this with my brother, Brother Yu?"
"soon."
"Oh." Su Er realized that he had found a bad topic. After all, he had just talked about how "thin" his elder brother was, and now he was really suspected of insinuating yin and yang when he asked this question. He laughed and changed the topic. "Brother Yu, what do you usually like to do? Playing basketball? You are suitable for playing basketball at first glance, good material for a forward!"
"I don't play ball." Yu Pei said, "Play games."
This crooked fight is poking into Su Er's topic circle. When Shu had a way ONE, he said that his younger brother was a veteran game fan. It was really not a lie. Unlike Shu Yi, who has a bad game talent, Su Er has been obsessed with all kinds of games since high school. As for video games, he can play any game, but he is often scolded by his parents for not doing his job properly.
"Is it true or not? I like games too!" Su Er's eyes lit up, "Brother Yu, what do you play, console games or moba? Do you want to play shooting games? Do you play "Dream Maker"?"
""Dream Maker"." Yu Pei said, "Occasionally play console."
"Coincidentally! I also play "Dream Maker"!" When talking about the common topic, Su Er became excited, and the embarrassment disappeared a lot. "Brother Yu, how much score do you have? Have time to play black together!"
"More than 4000."
"Damn it, it's at least the top [-] in the country, boss." Su Er was startled, "This is too awesome, brother, you have higher scores than many professional brothers."
"lucky."
"I'm only in the early 2500s, so I can't play it." Su Er said regretfully, "The computer configuration is a bit low, and the operation sensitivity can't keep up with it, and I can't go to Internet cafes every day. I tried it at a classmate's house before. Wow, that's really cool to play, I feel like my operation has been improved by [-] points by the computer."
Yu Pei heard the words and got up: "My computer configuration is not bad, try it?"
"Okay!" Su'er stood up, and said with great interest, "I have to experience the top [-] computers in the country!"
Shu Yi was washing in the bathroom, and Yu Pei pushed open the door of the small room. When Shu Yi came up, he carefully drew the curtains and opened the window. The wind blew for a while, blowing away the remaining ambiguous atmosphere in the room from last night.
Su Er really didn't notice those things, he was stunned by the desktop and exquisite peripherals of the Naqu screen as soon as he entered the door.Su Er is also quite knowledgeable. After a quick glance, he realized that this set would cost at least tens of thousands less to get it. He sighed unconsciously: "Brother Yu, your equipment can catch up with some anchors."
Yu Pei didn't speak, just turned on the computer, gave way to the seat and said, "Come on."
Su Er was not polite, he took two steps forward and sat down, he touched the keyboard, was amazed by this set of equipment, his eyes were greedy, he touched left and right, and felt that the only fly in the ointment was that he was sitting on a wooden chair instead of a computer. Competition chair.It's not that he's picky. Ordinary wooden chairs are indeed a bit unattractive in front of this set of luxurious electronic equipment. Many viewers in the live broadcast room have complained about it before.
Su Er moved down and said, "Brother Yu, don't you plan to change the chair? Gaming chairs are too expensive and computer chairs are fine. Why use a wooden chair? It's good for the lumbar spine? But it will affect the operation."
"Because this chair is brought by the renter, saving money." Su Er asked Yu Pei, but Yu Pei was not the one who answered the question. When Su Er heard the words and turned around, Shu Yi stood at the door with a toothbrush in his mouth, and said vaguely, "Sit down as soon as you enter the door." Play games, be careful, I will tell my mother, let her teach you."
"I'm in college! I have the freedom to play games!" Su Er protested. The two brothers' way of getting along was obviously very casual. Su Er took a look at Shu Yi's big baggy T-shirt and said disgustedly, "Look at what clothes you're wearing. Look at Brother Yu and look at you again, not to mention ugly, you are really not afraid of catching a cold."
"You took this clothes from brother's closet." Shu Yi said with a smile.
"..." Su Er choked on him.
Yu Pei didn't get involved in the argument between the two brothers, just took a coat from the hanger, handed it to Shu Yi and said, "Add a coat, it's a bit cold."
Shu Yi gestured for the toothbrush in his hand, and stretched out his free hand.
When Yu Pei received his cue, he pulled on one sleeve for him like changing clothes for a child, Shu Yiyi changed hands, and then put on the other.
Su Er, who witnessed the whole process, felt that his eyes were about to be blinded by Xiu. He really wanted to scold his elder brother for his coquettishness, but considering that Yu Pei was still around, he had to close the door to scold him, otherwise two-on-one scolding would not be enough... He He could only swallow the sarcasm, he hesitated for a while, then turned around, and changed the subject: "Speaking of which, brother Yu, your peripheral is very familiar. I feel that many professional players use this, and the anchor also uses it."
He looked at the mouse again as he spoke, and said in surprise: "This mouse is also the same. Brother Yu, your whole set of peripherals is exactly the same as a anchor I follow! Even the chair is the same, and that anchor also uses a wooden chair. What a coincidence!"
Just like Shu Yi didn't lie when he said that Su Er is a game fan, Su Er is a fan of ONE, and he didn't lie at all.At this moment, Su Er looked at the peripherals and felt a little weird in his heart. He suddenly felt that the layout of the room was a bit similar to the anchor he followed. He asked suspiciously: "Brother Yu, have you heard of it?" ONE is the anchor, your equipment is exactly the same as his.”
Shu Yi laughed from behind, piercing his question directly: "Is there a possibility that your Brother Yu is ONE?"
After finishing speaking, he ignored Su Er who was stunned, and went back to the bathroom to rinse his mouth with a toothbrush.
Su Er is numb, and Yu Pei, who has known each other for less than half an hour, has been upgraded from a stranger to a brother and boyfriend, and now he has even turned into his idol.Although he can't be regarded as a diehard fan of ONE, and he won't follow the live broadcast continuously, but there are some highlights of ONE's operations during meal time.Su Er was dumbfounded, and suddenly recalled the discussion in today's game forum that ONE was driving live last night. It seemed that he was living with an unknown man and having gay sex. On the way here, he still enjoyed eating melons. ONE shares a room with a gay man, and the gay man is actually his older brother!
In an instant, Su'er had mixed feelings in his heart, so complicated that he wanted to find a rag to smother himself to death.
ONE, also Yu Pei, didn't understand his embarrassment and despair at all, walked up to him and asked lightly, "Are you still playing games?"
"Playing..." Su'er replied numbly.
Yu Pei turned on the computer for him, and took a few steps back in a considerate manner, instead of watching him play games and putting more pressure on him.
But at the same time, Shu Yi came out after washing up, he pulled Yu Pei out of the room, and the two were whispering in the corridor.
"I just looked in the mirror. Why is there a tooth mark on my neck, huh? Explain, how many times have you been on your teeth? It's going to break your skin."
"I don't know, I didn't bite it."
"Isn't it you? Who is that? Can people's necks have bite marks inexplicably? It's amazing."
"A dog bite." Yu Pei said calmly.
Shu Yi smiled quickly, and then confirmed after suppressing the smile: "Dog bite?"
"Well, the dog bit."
"..."
The words floated in and pierced Su Er's ear like cotton needles. He didn't know if the mark on his brother's neck was bitten by a dog, but he really felt that he might be the real dog at this moment, and he would let out a lonely "woof" when he opened his mouth. "The kind of species.
Fortunately, this situation didn't last long. I don't know if it was Feng who couldn't stand it or the two people outside finally had some awareness of being a human being. After a while, the door closed with a soft slam, blocking the voice of chatting in the corridor.
Su Er heaved a sigh of relief, and focused on the game based on the principle of not listening to what he heard, but outside the house, Shu Yi was forced to retreat against the wall. He poked Yu Pei with a smile and asked, "Why are you closing the door?"
"Smoothly." Yu Pei said.
So he pushed the man against the wall without any hesitation, Shu Yi did not expose him, took out the phone from his pocket, shook it, and asked, "Did you fix it?"
"Ah."
"Wow." Shu Yi sighed insincerely, and laughed again, "Thank you, the company just sent the news, I missed it without your help."
Yu Pei didn't want him to mention work at this time at all, so he said "Oh" very coldly.
However, Shu Yi obviously didn't take his emotions into account, and continued to say: "Speaking of which, this matter has something to do with you. The leader asked me to confirm and notify the guests of the offline publicity event in Houtianyue City..."
He spoke seriously, but raised his hand to poke Yu Pei's cheek: "Guest, you have been notified about the offline event on the 28th."
"Oh."
"I just transferred the process and timetable to you. Although we will have someone to take you away when the time comes, it's best to take a look."
"Oh."
"The opening time of the event is 10:[-] in the morning, but you have to arrive two hours in advance, so it is recommended to arrive before [-]:[-], and lunch will be included on site, but it is not very delicious. If you don't like it, you can go straight away."
"Oh."
Shu Youyi's remarks became more formal, and his hand movements kept moving, gradually changing from poking to kneading. Yu Pei grabbed his wrist when he was about to pinch his earlobe evil-heartedly. It wasn't me who sanctioned me, so I asked again: "Does the guest have any questions?"
"Yes." Yu Pei said.
"uh-huh?"
Yu Pei stared at Shu Yi with downcast eyes, and squeezed the knuckles of his wrist, then he asked in the same tone of no emotion:
"Can a person with a boyfriend go on a blind date, Director Shu?"
"Who?"
"Your brother."
Shu paused when he made a rubbing movement, then calmly continued to lie on the ground for two seconds, supported Yu Pei's shoulders and straightened up, squinted his eyes to see Su Er who was full of embarrassment, and asked naturally: "Why did you come here suddenly? Tell me?"
Su Er is stiff from the back to the neck. Although he has heard about his brother's corrupt emotional life, seeing him in person with a strange man is completely different from "hearing". Under the circumstances, he uttered nonsense to his brother's boyfriend.
Recalling the plausible remarks he made a few minutes ago, such as "not talking about the Spring Festival", "going home for a blind date", "just having fun", Su Er's expression became more and more bitter.
He was neither courageous nor good enough to remind Shu Yi what nonsense he said, so he could only reply first: "Brother Li said you don't go to work this morning, so I sent you a message, but you didn't reply, so I came directly over."
"Brother Li?" Yu Pei glanced sideways at Shu Yi.
"Yue Fang, my colleague." Shu Yi let go of Yu Pei after explaining, "I'll clean up, you two talk first."
There is a pair of Shu Er who knows Su Er well. His younger brother's social skills are extremely good. He belongs to the magical person who can chat with the buffalo at the village entrance for an afternoon when he returns to his hometown. Swinging back to the room, leaving the regretful Su Er to Yu Pei.
Su Er watched his elder brother go away heartbroken, turned his eyes back, and looked at Yu Pei again, his indifferent expression gave off a somewhat gloomy expression, he smiled guiltyly, knelt down and apologized and said, "I'm sorry, brother... ...Brother, I really didn't know before, you just treat me as a fart, don't listen to your heart."
"It's okay." Yu Pei still had no expression on his face, he got up and went to the refrigerator, "Just call Yu Pei, what do you want to drink, is yogurt okay?"
"Yes, yes." Su'er said repeatedly, as if Pei came back with yogurt, he took over and said, "Thank you, Brother Yu...how long have you been like this with my brother, Brother Yu?"
"soon."
"Oh." Su Er realized that he had found a bad topic. After all, he had just talked about how "thin" his elder brother was, and now he was really suspected of insinuating yin and yang when he asked this question. He laughed and changed the topic. "Brother Yu, what do you usually like to do? Playing basketball? You are suitable for playing basketball at first glance, good material for a forward!"
"I don't play ball." Yu Pei said, "Play games."
This crooked fight is poking into Su Er's topic circle. When Shu had a way ONE, he said that his younger brother was a veteran game fan. It was really not a lie. Unlike Shu Yi, who has a bad game talent, Su Er has been obsessed with all kinds of games since high school. As for video games, he can play any game, but he is often scolded by his parents for not doing his job properly.
"Is it true or not? I like games too!" Su Er's eyes lit up, "Brother Yu, what do you play, console games or moba? Do you want to play shooting games? Do you play "Dream Maker"?"
""Dream Maker"." Yu Pei said, "Occasionally play console."
"Coincidentally! I also play "Dream Maker"!" When talking about the common topic, Su Er became excited, and the embarrassment disappeared a lot. "Brother Yu, how much score do you have? Have time to play black together!"
"More than 4000."
"Damn it, it's at least the top [-] in the country, boss." Su Er was startled, "This is too awesome, brother, you have higher scores than many professional brothers."
"lucky."
"I'm only in the early 2500s, so I can't play it." Su Er said regretfully, "The computer configuration is a bit low, and the operation sensitivity can't keep up with it, and I can't go to Internet cafes every day. I tried it at a classmate's house before. Wow, that's really cool to play, I feel like my operation has been improved by [-] points by the computer."
Yu Pei heard the words and got up: "My computer configuration is not bad, try it?"
"Okay!" Su'er stood up, and said with great interest, "I have to experience the top [-] computers in the country!"
Shu Yi was washing in the bathroom, and Yu Pei pushed open the door of the small room. When Shu Yi came up, he carefully drew the curtains and opened the window. The wind blew for a while, blowing away the remaining ambiguous atmosphere in the room from last night.
Su Er really didn't notice those things, he was stunned by the desktop and exquisite peripherals of the Naqu screen as soon as he entered the door.Su Er is also quite knowledgeable. After a quick glance, he realized that this set would cost at least tens of thousands less to get it. He sighed unconsciously: "Brother Yu, your equipment can catch up with some anchors."
Yu Pei didn't speak, just turned on the computer, gave way to the seat and said, "Come on."
Su Er was not polite, he took two steps forward and sat down, he touched the keyboard, was amazed by this set of equipment, his eyes were greedy, he touched left and right, and felt that the only fly in the ointment was that he was sitting on a wooden chair instead of a computer. Competition chair.It's not that he's picky. Ordinary wooden chairs are indeed a bit unattractive in front of this set of luxurious electronic equipment. Many viewers in the live broadcast room have complained about it before.
Su Er moved down and said, "Brother Yu, don't you plan to change the chair? Gaming chairs are too expensive and computer chairs are fine. Why use a wooden chair? It's good for the lumbar spine? But it will affect the operation."
"Because this chair is brought by the renter, saving money." Su Er asked Yu Pei, but Yu Pei was not the one who answered the question. When Su Er heard the words and turned around, Shu Yi stood at the door with a toothbrush in his mouth, and said vaguely, "Sit down as soon as you enter the door." Play games, be careful, I will tell my mother, let her teach you."
"I'm in college! I have the freedom to play games!" Su Er protested. The two brothers' way of getting along was obviously very casual. Su Er took a look at Shu Yi's big baggy T-shirt and said disgustedly, "Look at what clothes you're wearing. Look at Brother Yu and look at you again, not to mention ugly, you are really not afraid of catching a cold."
"You took this clothes from brother's closet." Shu Yi said with a smile.
"..." Su Er choked on him.
Yu Pei didn't get involved in the argument between the two brothers, just took a coat from the hanger, handed it to Shu Yi and said, "Add a coat, it's a bit cold."
Shu Yi gestured for the toothbrush in his hand, and stretched out his free hand.
When Yu Pei received his cue, he pulled on one sleeve for him like changing clothes for a child, Shu Yiyi changed hands, and then put on the other.
Su Er, who witnessed the whole process, felt that his eyes were about to be blinded by Xiu. He really wanted to scold his elder brother for his coquettishness, but considering that Yu Pei was still around, he had to close the door to scold him, otherwise two-on-one scolding would not be enough... He He could only swallow the sarcasm, he hesitated for a while, then turned around, and changed the subject: "Speaking of which, brother Yu, your peripheral is very familiar. I feel that many professional players use this, and the anchor also uses it."
He looked at the mouse again as he spoke, and said in surprise: "This mouse is also the same. Brother Yu, your whole set of peripherals is exactly the same as a anchor I follow! Even the chair is the same, and that anchor also uses a wooden chair. What a coincidence!"
Just like Shu Yi didn't lie when he said that Su Er is a game fan, Su Er is a fan of ONE, and he didn't lie at all.At this moment, Su Er looked at the peripherals and felt a little weird in his heart. He suddenly felt that the layout of the room was a bit similar to the anchor he followed. He asked suspiciously: "Brother Yu, have you heard of it?" ONE is the anchor, your equipment is exactly the same as his.”
Shu Yi laughed from behind, piercing his question directly: "Is there a possibility that your Brother Yu is ONE?"
After finishing speaking, he ignored Su Er who was stunned, and went back to the bathroom to rinse his mouth with a toothbrush.
Su Er is numb, and Yu Pei, who has known each other for less than half an hour, has been upgraded from a stranger to a brother and boyfriend, and now he has even turned into his idol.Although he can't be regarded as a diehard fan of ONE, and he won't follow the live broadcast continuously, but there are some highlights of ONE's operations during meal time.Su Er was dumbfounded, and suddenly recalled the discussion in today's game forum that ONE was driving live last night. It seemed that he was living with an unknown man and having gay sex. On the way here, he still enjoyed eating melons. ONE shares a room with a gay man, and the gay man is actually his older brother!
In an instant, Su'er had mixed feelings in his heart, so complicated that he wanted to find a rag to smother himself to death.
ONE, also Yu Pei, didn't understand his embarrassment and despair at all, walked up to him and asked lightly, "Are you still playing games?"
"Playing..." Su'er replied numbly.
Yu Pei turned on the computer for him, and took a few steps back in a considerate manner, instead of watching him play games and putting more pressure on him.
But at the same time, Shu Yi came out after washing up, he pulled Yu Pei out of the room, and the two were whispering in the corridor.
"I just looked in the mirror. Why is there a tooth mark on my neck, huh? Explain, how many times have you been on your teeth? It's going to break your skin."
"I don't know, I didn't bite it."
"Isn't it you? Who is that? Can people's necks have bite marks inexplicably? It's amazing."
"A dog bite." Yu Pei said calmly.
Shu Yi smiled quickly, and then confirmed after suppressing the smile: "Dog bite?"
"Well, the dog bit."
"..."
The words floated in and pierced Su Er's ear like cotton needles. He didn't know if the mark on his brother's neck was bitten by a dog, but he really felt that he might be the real dog at this moment, and he would let out a lonely "woof" when he opened his mouth. "The kind of species.
Fortunately, this situation didn't last long. I don't know if it was Feng who couldn't stand it or the two people outside finally had some awareness of being a human being. After a while, the door closed with a soft slam, blocking the voice of chatting in the corridor.
Su Er heaved a sigh of relief, and focused on the game based on the principle of not listening to what he heard, but outside the house, Shu Yi was forced to retreat against the wall. He poked Yu Pei with a smile and asked, "Why are you closing the door?"
"Smoothly." Yu Pei said.
So he pushed the man against the wall without any hesitation, Shu Yi did not expose him, took out the phone from his pocket, shook it, and asked, "Did you fix it?"
"Ah."
"Wow." Shu Yi sighed insincerely, and laughed again, "Thank you, the company just sent the news, I missed it without your help."
Yu Pei didn't want him to mention work at this time at all, so he said "Oh" very coldly.
However, Shu Yi obviously didn't take his emotions into account, and continued to say: "Speaking of which, this matter has something to do with you. The leader asked me to confirm and notify the guests of the offline publicity event in Houtianyue City..."
He spoke seriously, but raised his hand to poke Yu Pei's cheek: "Guest, you have been notified about the offline event on the 28th."
"Oh."
"I just transferred the process and timetable to you. Although we will have someone to take you away when the time comes, it's best to take a look."
"Oh."
"The opening time of the event is 10:[-] in the morning, but you have to arrive two hours in advance, so it is recommended to arrive before [-]:[-], and lunch will be included on site, but it is not very delicious. If you don't like it, you can go straight away."
"Oh."
Shu Youyi's remarks became more formal, and his hand movements kept moving, gradually changing from poking to kneading. Yu Pei grabbed his wrist when he was about to pinch his earlobe evil-heartedly. It wasn't me who sanctioned me, so I asked again: "Does the guest have any questions?"
"Yes." Yu Pei said.
"uh-huh?"
Yu Pei stared at Shu Yi with downcast eyes, and squeezed the knuckles of his wrist, then he asked in the same tone of no emotion:
"Can a person with a boyfriend go on a blind date, Director Shu?"
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