Cohabitation Guide

As soon as these words came out, Shu paused for a moment, his brain quickly turned around, and he understood within a few tenths of a second: "Su Er said I was going on a blind date?"

"Ah."

"He didn't tell me." Shu Yi smiled lightly, held the phone with his free hand, and patted Yu Pei's shoulder with his wrist, "Whoever doesn't know is innocent, ONE anchor."

"Oh." Yu Pei said.

He had a cold face, obviously not accepting this argument, Shu Yi patted and patted again, but without any effect, he said again: "He didn't know I was in a relationship, that's why..."

"Why doesn't he know?"

This question is a bit sharp. Shu Yi not only blocked his colleagues when posting on Moments, but also chose a family group. He didn’t have any other thoughts. It’s just a traditional way of thinking at home. He changed boyfriends once a month, and he was afraid that his parents would suspect him and return A few years ago, I simply kept it a secret from my slutty living conditions.

As for Su Er, he would definitely sue his parents if he found out, so it's not easy to tell.

But these reasons are not easy to explain to Yu Pei in detail, and he certainly cannot understand them.It was rare for Shu Yi to get stuck, his expression remained unchanged, and the movement of patting Yu Pei's shoulder was much lighter, like a coquettish begging for peace.

Yu Pei let him pat for a while with a cold face, and then said: "Coax me."

When the steps arrived, Shu Yi naturally wanted to go down. He was already prepared to raise his head and kiss him, but Yu Pei suddenly stepped in and stood between the two of them.

Lips touched the palm, Shu Yi retreated a little, humming softly: "Huh?"

Breathing in the palm of his hand, it was a little itchy, but Yu Pei was unmoved: "Director Shu, you haven't answered the question yet, can someone who has a boyfriend or someone go on a blind date?"

Shu Yi blinked and said obediently, "No."

"Then if someone asks you to go on a blind date..."

"I will refuse." Shu Yi answered smoothly.

After getting the answer he wanted, Yu Pei was finally satisfied. He moved the palm between the two of them, Shu Yi raised his head, and finally completed the blocked kiss.

Su Er is still in the game, he is indeed a game fan, but within a few minutes, he completely forgot about the situation at the door, his eyes were fixed on the screen, and his ears were only focused on the sound effects in the earphones. He was so focused that someone opened the door and walked up to him He didn't hear anything behind him, until suddenly his scalp tightened and the sting like an electric shock flashed by, then he suddenly turned around and saw Shu Yi leaning on the back of the chair, holding a strand of hair in his hand.

Su Er was startled and angry: "Why are you pulling out my hair?"

"White hair." Shu Yi threw down the strands of hair in his hand before he could see clearly, and pointed to the screen, "There is someone from the left."

Su Er hurriedly turned back, within a few minutes of the beating, her scalp was tingling again, and another hair was pulled out.

"hiss--"

"White hair." Shu Yi rushed to answer before he could ask.

Su Er had no choice but to give up, but his humiliation only fueled Shu Yi's arrogance. In the next game, Su Er only felt a tingling pain in his scalp from time to time, and I don't know how many hairs left their original homes.

But no matter whether Su Er complained or yelled, Shu Yi only stopped back with the word "white hair".

Su Er didn't know how many white hairs he had on his head, but he knew where he must have offended this old man.Su Er is very familiar with Shu Yi. Although he plays the role of a gentle and sensible brother most of the time, the harshness and childishness he occasionally reveals is really unbearable.

The good news is that Shu Yi usually only takes action when he is provoked. The bad news is that he has probably been provoked by himself now.

Su Er guessed that his outspokenness in front of his "brother-in-law" was exposed, and he felt a little bit in his heart, secretly complaining that this brother-in-law is so good-looking, why would he still complain behind his back? He really is not like his brother-in-law. ...

Su Er complained wildly in his heart, and he didn't even realize that he scolded him, but Shu Yi suppressed him since he was a child, and if Yu Peizhen told Shu Yi what he said, it was only natural for Shu Yi to be upset ...

Su Er, who wanted to understand the seriousness of the matter, could only hold his head between the deaths of the game characters, and begged for mercy: "Brother, I was wrong, just scold me if you have anything to do, don't pull my hair, the child's hair volume is not rich, I can't stand such a toss!"

"It's nothing." Shu Yi said with a smile, "You continue to play the game."

Su Er's back got hairy from the last sound he picked up, but at least Shu Yi had put his hand away and stopped pulling it out, so Su Er could only bite the bullet and let go of his head, continuing to play the game.

Shu Yi didn't do anything, instead, he pointed behind his back coolly.

"Don't give W, can this skill be empty?"

"Let's go, who can the assassin stand up against?"

"Wow, can't this be killed..."

"It's too delicious."

"No." Su Er finally couldn't hold back his words, he said tactfully and aggrieved, "No matter how I cook, I should still be better than you."

"What's the comparison with me? I don't play games. Compare it with someone who plays games, such as you, Brother Yu." Shu Yixin said happily.

"..." Su Er lost his voice. He is an ordinary college student, what level is he compared to a technical anchor? Isn't he just looking for abuse?

But when Shu Yi is in a bad mood, he can't speak the opposite way, not to mention that Su Er has a lot of things on his mind, and he has other things to talk to Shu Yi.

He coughed, turned his head to confirm that Yu Pei was not there, and then pretended to ask naturally: "Brother Yu is a big anchor, the one with millions of fans, you know."

"I know."

"Brother, if you fall in love with him, will you be overwhelmed by some extreme fans, what is that called...Girlfriend fan, boyfriend fan or something like that." Su Er asked.

"He doesn't show his face, how can there be so many fans like this?" Shu smiled.

"Then brother Yu's job is not stable, and I think brother Yu is so dedicated, and brother you are so busy at work, do you have too little time to spend together?" Su Er asked again.

"Brother Yu earns my monthly salary for half an hour." Shu Yi lightly flicked Su Er's head, "As for other things...why worry so much?"

Su Er rubbed his head and whispered: "No, I'm afraid that if you and Brother Yu break up one day, this anchor is a public figure after all, and his fans will scold you, brother, you don't need to go deep into your messed relationship experience. If you pick it up, you will be scolded."

"I thank you my dear brother." Shu Yi said coolly, "I dug your grave for me before we broke up. As one of your brother Yu's fans, are you planning to put me first?" Sister-in-law, let’s talk about it later.”

"I didn't mean that!" The game was over, Su'er leaned back, and his voice was a little louder, "I don't think that you and him are really not suitable."

Shu Yi didn't feel weird anymore, and asked with great interest, "Why isn't it suitable?"

Su Er scratched her head irritably, because she paid attention to the anchor circle, Su Er knew better than Shu Yi how many bad people there were in that circle, and how fanatical some fans were. That "one-thousandth" of his own, there is no way to watch his own brother step into this troubled water.

But it is not easy to tell Shu Yi bluntly, "Your boyfriend is probably a jerk", Su Er stuck for a long time, and finally changed his words: "Anyway, you just look at the face, don't you?"

"You can't say that." Facing the provocative method, Shu evaded it with all his might, and said, "If Brother Yu really looks as ugly as a pig's head, shouldn't you be more anxious now?"

Su Er: ...

Su Er was speechless.

After several pushes and pulls, Su'erjiang was exhausted. He finally realized the fact that he had no way to defeat his brother verbally, so he could only use his trump card.

"You talk to the game anchor, can your parents agree?"

He moved out of the traditional elder at home, Shu Yi was indeed asked, and couldn't answer for a while.

Seeing that it worked, Su Er quickly continued to insinuate: "You see, I usually get scolded to death for playing games. You want to bring Brother Yu home. Dad asked about his work. How embarrassing is that scene."

Shu Yi remained silent for a while, then suddenly smiled and said, "Why are you thinking so much..."

He laughed lightly, and Su Er thought that the sentence "It might not be possible to talk about that" would be followed, but Shu Yi was stunned and didn't continue, just said: "I didn't think about it that much."

"But Mom and Dad think a lot about you." Su Er was dissatisfied with his perfunctory, and said, "Recently, they specially found a few old classmates who are in the same situation as you, not to mention the other buddies At least you know the bottom line, there is nothing wrong with family conditions and character, if you have time, you can go to have a meal."

Sure enough, it was my younger brother who talked to Yu Pei about the blind date. Shu Yi rubbed his temples, but he couldn't blame him too much. The blind date is definitely the idea of ​​his parents. It's quite a headache for the two to twist each other, Su Er It's just a message, and it doesn't make sense to argue with him.

Shu Yi felt shaken for a moment, if he wanted to, he could go to meet them according to their ideas, and after the meeting, he would say "it's not suitable", and no one said that a blind date must be successful, right...

He was about to speak when he suddenly keenly heard the door lock move behind him.

Su Er stared nervously at Shu Yi. His brother knew very well that what he promised would usually be completed. When his parents asked his brother to go on a blind date, Su Er still thought it was unnecessary, but now his brother found a game in a blink of an eye. The anchor... Su Er instantly felt that her parents really had planned for a rainy day, and it was necessary to make a big fuss.

Seeing Shu Yi's expression loosened, he was delighted, knowing that he was probably going to let go, and hurriedly urged: "Hurry up and tell me, whether you want to go on a blind date or not, I'll wait for my parents to reply."

Who knows, as soon as he finished speaking, Shu Yi, who had a casual face just now, suddenly frowned, and then spoke righteously, extremely firm: "I definitely won't go on a blind date. I'm talking about love. Tell our mother, his son is a single-minded person, and he can't do such a half-hearted thing."