Cohabitation Guide

ONE didn't reply, Shu Yi quit the chat, and told Cheng Cheng about the weirdness of his new roommate.

[You said your roommate wanted to sleep with you] Seeing the friend's information, Cheng Cheng became interested, and asked in quick succession:

【Did you agree】

【No, you don’t eat grass beside the nest, don’t you】

[So what does he look like, give me a photo].

A little sleepy, Shu Yilan turned over on the bed, and replied [I just said, he might be interested in me, don't be so curious]

A few seconds after the message was sent, Cheng Cheng came over with a voice call. She has always been very active in eating her friends' love melons, and kept asking Shu Yi why he got together with his roommate within two days.

"No." Shu Yi said lazily, "Don't slander people."

He told Cheng Cheng what happened when he opened the door, and after Cheng Cheng heard it, he let out a "cut" in disappointment.

"Just hold your hand, and you will feel that he is interested in you." Cheng Cheng's interest faded, and he commented contemptuously, "It's a bit too narcissistic, baby."

"I feel that I rarely make mistakes." Shu Yi said, "Before I said that there were a few small Internet celebrities who liked me, but in the end it was verified."

Cheng Cheng sneered and didn't answer.

It was a few years ago that Shu Yi hadn’t been locked up in the house, and he loved to hang out. He was an out-and-out playboy. When he saw a handsome guy at a party, he would always stick to him and ask for WeChat. She sends flirty words to people all day long without saying anything, and even asks out to play every three days, and has sex with her while she's having fun.Many of them were really tempted, and wanted to settle down with Shu Yi. When he confessed, Shu Yi changed his gentle and obedient appearance, and smiled coldly and said that he had misunderstood. He didn't like being restrained, so I'm sorry...

Then these people who were defined by Shu Yi as "bedmates", when he mentioned them later, they became an understatement-"they were interested in me first".

It's true from the perspective of being tempted, Shu Youyi regards them as friends with sex, and the first ones who like them are indeed those unlucky ones.

Cheng Cheng was too lazy to play word games with Shu Yi, so he changed the subject and asked, "Are you going to come out today? I'm setting up a game."

"I can't get out." Shu Yi turned over and said, "I have to play games."

"What are you playing?" Cheng Cheng was stunned for a moment, then reacted and asked, "Which handsome guy do you like who can play well?"

No wonder she was so surprised. Shu Yi was excluded by boys since he was in high school, and he didn't take him to play basketball and computer games. In addition, Shu Yi's talent in games was really not good. After trying a few games, he lost interest in the game.

The last time Cheng Cheng saw Shu Yi playing games was when he chased after a senior who liked to play games in college, and used games to make friends with him.

"No." Shu Yi sat up, yawned and said, "I need it for work."

Shu Yi was actually very helpless. The original publicity plan was for ONE to promote the Moon City project in the live broadcast, but ONE's live broadcast style was very silent, often without saying a word for half an hour.Considering the publicity effect, the company and Yuecheng changed the routine of sending someone to ONE’s live broadcast room to speak for ONE. In order to make the publicity more natural, they decided to let this propagandist participate in ONE’s live broadcast instead of ONE. Say ad.

ONE is a game anchor, and the best way to participate in the live broadcast is to let the promoters play games with ONE.

The Propaganda Department conducted a survey on ONE and knew that he was a loner and didn’t like to play in duos, so he was very apprehensive when he made this suggestion.But unexpectedly, ONE readily complied with the request, but appointed employees to promote it.

Not surprisingly, the unlucky guy who got caught was none other than Shu Yi.

"You're too memorized." Cheng Cheng sneered mercilessly after knowing the situation.

"It's okay." Shu You looked quite openly, "Everyone else is very busy, so I should relax when I play games. I haven't played for a long time, so I need to get familiar with it. I'll try the game later and hang up first. up"

Shu Yi's good mood didn't last long. After 10 minutes, when he played the first game with ONE, Shu Yi's mood was like a roller coaster, and it took a sharp turn.

Shu Yi originally planned to practice on his own. After all, he had to play games in front of millions of viewers. Even if it was just a promotional task, Shu Yi didn't want the audience to focus on his poor technique instead of the content of the promotion.

But ONE kept pestering him to ask questions, and Shu Yi answered some questions. When he got away and said that he was going to "practice game skills", ONE naturally said that he could accompany Shu Yi, and Shu Yi could also answer the questions in the game. up.

Considering that the addition of ONE can better simulate the effect of online promotion, Shu Yi agreed.

This was the beginning of his night of nightmares.

"Dream Maker" is a game that Shu Yi played when he was in college. After so many years, Shu Yi himself doesn't remember the content of the game without mentioning the update of the version. Four people, the roles are assassin, knight, king, wizard, the side that kills the king first wins.

In order to prevent memory deviation, Shu Yi asked ONE about the specific gameplay before the game started.

ONE【It's very simple, just kill the opponent's "King"】

ONE【Play two rounds and you will be fine】

ONE's understated answer did not increase Shu's understanding of the game, on the contrary, it also gave him an uneasy premonition about the next game process, and this premonition was very correct.

"Dream Maker" is a first-person perspective game, and first-person perspective games are usually very unfriendly to novices. After entering the first game, Shu Yifen played the role of a knight. He hasn't figured out the buttons and skills yet, so see ONE The character "searched", jumped up to the roof, and disappeared from sight.

Shu Yi and the other two teammates looked at each other in blank dismay. He clicked randomly to find the typing box, and sent a message to his teammates: [What are you going to do now? 】

One of the teammates saw him twitching for a long time, and then he moved stiffly and randomly placed several skills in place. Guessing that he was a novice, he directly scolded him: [Novices go to the human machine to practice before playing games, who are you cheating on?]

Another teammate was more friendly and replied: [You are a knight, you must protect the king from being killed]

【Thank you】Shu Yi asked,【Who is the king】

The friendlier teammate highlighted the subscript, and the purple witch staff showed his identity as a witch. Shu Yi turned left from one angle, and the cursing teammate held a sharp dagger in his hand, obviously an assassin.

that……

The three of them were silent for a while, then raised their heads at the same time, looking at the tower above them.

That's the direction ONE disappeared.

The king to be protected disappeared in the sky before the start of the game. Although I don't know where he went, this game has obviously gone away with Wang's departure.

At this moment, the sky lit up to remind, and the female voice of the system said sweetly: "The game will start in three seconds."

"Three—two—one—"

"Games start."

The three silent sculptures withdrew their upward angle of view. The irritable assassin aggressively made a big move on the spot, forcing Shu Yi and the wizard to retreat again and again. In the anger of the son, the microphone on the assassin's head suddenly lit up, and he gave up typing and started spraying directly.

"Fucking cerebral palsy all day long, if you don't know how to play games, go play Lianliankan, don't fucking come to the game to hurt people!"

As soon as the word "person" fell, the sky lit up again, and the system prompt sounded again: "The game is over."

The assassin paused for a second, and became even more furious. In less than 30 seconds, the flying king with cerebral palsy actually gave away the head, even if he didn't know how to deliver it to the delivery rider.

He was about to attack again, when the fireworks exploded in the sky, countless colored bars descended.

The assassin suddenly misfired, and the wizard on the side also raised his head in surprise.

Shu Yi looked around. Although he didn't understand what happened, the scene of the celebration was not like losing a game.

Sure enough, after a second, the system said sweetly, "Congratulations to the red team, you won the game."

The ribbon was still floating, and the assassin froze in place. Half a second later, he quit the game without a word, and the wizard turned around a few times before disappearing.Shu Yi's knight character waited in place for a while, and suddenly saw something approaching rapidly in the upper left field of vision. He manipulated the character to look up, and happened to see ONE with a crown and a scepter jumping a few times between buildings, and arrived at Shu Yi braked when he was in the church building directly above, took out something and stabbed it on the roof of the steeple church, and slid all the way down.

When ONE landed in front of his eyes, Shu Yi finally saw that he was holding a small knife in his hand.If Shu Yi is more familiar with the game, he will know that the knife is one of the few attack methods of the character "King", and the blood on the knife proves that ONE used this knife to kill the enemy just now. Fang's "king".

However, Shu Yi didn't know anything at the moment. He only knew that he had just logged into the game, and the game was over without doing anything.

After ONE couldn't see the knight's formulaic serious face, Shu Yi frowned in confusion in front of the screen.

He typed and asked: 【Do you know how to play? 】

Shu Yi: ...

Shu Yi: [Don't know]

ONE is very calm: [Play a few more rounds and you will know]

Shu Yi: 【...Oh】

Shu Yi: 【Can you turn on the microphone】

ONE was silent for a while, and replied: [I don't like talking while playing games]

Posted again: 【Let's do it next】

As he said that, his character flashed and he quit the game.Shu Yi followed suit, vaguely feeling that he might return for nothing this night, but he still bit the bullet and accepted ONE's invitation to the next game.

In the second game, Shu Yifen played the role of wizard, while ONE played the role of knight.

Once you enter the game, the scene from the previous game will reappear.Shu Yi hadn't loaded the environment in the game yet, when he saw the armored knight jumping up, without looking at the shocked "king" beside him, he rushed into the building complex without looking back.

"King" was so shocked that he couldn't even wear the crown, and questioned: [Why didn't the knight protect me? ! 】

Shu Yiyou typed: [Probably because he thinks that the best defense is to attack]

This round ended as quickly as the last round. When the ribbon floated down, Shu Yi hadn't even fully understood the skills of the wizard character.

But he didn't bother to figure it out, what's the use of researching out which skill is control and which skill is damage.

I can't see the enemy anyway, and ONE will end the game before then.

The two teammates quit the game, and ONE flashed back from afar.

Shu Yi looked at the blood stains on his armor, was weirdly silent for a moment, and then typed and asked: [Although I'm sorry, can you give me a sense of participation?]

【Otherwise, if I play another hundred rounds, I won’t even understand it】

ONE reply in seconds: [Yes]

Also said [next hand]

In the next game, Shu Yi is the king and ONE is the assassin.

Just as Shu Yi clicked on the skill description, he suddenly felt his field of vision turn, and the screen was aimed at the gray sky.

Shu Yi:?

At this moment, the knight who was about to lean over to protect the king paused. Together with another wizard, he watched in a daze as his assassin carried his king on his back.

Wizards, knights: what is this for?

The next second, the two of them watched dumbfounded as the assassin took off like a gecko, carried the king on his back, and disappeared from sight after a few ups and downs.

Dash in the direction of the enemy.

Entering the third round of "Dream Maker", Shu Yi finally made progress. At least he saw the enemy, and witnessed the scene where ONE carried himself in one hand and held a dagger in the other, cruelly piercing the opponent's king's heart.

He was even spattered with blood.

Shu Yi: ...

Just now ONE was jumping up and down, and his vision kept turning, Shu You was a little dizzy from being turned around, and now seeing the mottled blood on the screen, his stomach was sour, and he couldn't stop feeling nauseous.

Shu You looked away from the screen, got up and went to the window to look into the distance for a while, and after suppressing the dizziness, he walked back to the computer. Next to "Wang", applauded expressionlessly.

Messages floated in the chat box.

ONE: 【Do you have a sense of participation】

Shu Yi paused for a moment in the chat box, then turned on the microphone.

"I said." Shu Yi tapped the edge of the keyboard, his throat was sour, and his tone was inevitably tingled with thorns, "If you keep typing like this, I will quit."

The character of ONE froze for a moment, and he quickly put a question mark in the chat box.

Shu Yi knocked off the earphones and said concisely, "Turn on the microphone."

There is silence in the earphones, there is no sound from ONE, only the background music is looping.

While waiting for his reply, Shu Yi clicked on the skills. He checked the skills of "King", his mood gradually calmed down, and he asked casually, "You haven't played games with the person you like, have you?"

ONE didn't answer, Shu Yi acquiesced, he finished reading the skills, and put on a more relaxed tone: "I'll teach you, play games with people you like, this is the first game, the most important thing is to create opportunities to get along , to get closer in the game, you don’t even turn on the microphone, how can you get closer.”

ONE is still silent.

It seems that he really doesn't like talking during the game.

Shu Yi shrugged, not intending to waste it anymore, he manipulated the character and waved his hand, saying, "Thank you for teaching me today, I almost understand it, let's play first."

"Yes." He was about to exit when the microphone logo of ONE flashed and lit up.In the next second, a cold male voice hit the cochlea.

Shu Yi stopped when he was about to back out.

ONE's voice has a cold feeling of flowing ice, Shu Yi slightly tilted his head, not quite able to connect this cold voice with ONE's twisted and young character.

But he had to admit that it was indeed an ear-tickling sound.

"Played five rounds." ONE said half a sentence, but stopped.

"Huh?" Shu Yi waited for a while, then snorted meaninglessly, urging the next step.

When ONE spoke again, his cold voice softened, and some inaudible grievances were squeezed into the words.He said in a low voice, "He doesn't really want to play with me."