Cohabitation Guide

"..." After listening to ONE's lonely speech, Shu Yi raised his finger and tapped the side of the computer lightly, and said in agreement, "With your game style, it's normal for him not to want to play with you."

ONE: ...

"It's too inexperienced." Shu Yi shook his head, "Chasing people depends on strengths. If you look good, you should sell your face. If you have a good voice, you should talk more. If you play games well, you should play games with others... Don't you always How about playing games with people?"

"No." ONE said.

"Oh." Shu Yi remembered the information on the information, opened the candy box beside the table, opened a candy and threw it into his mouth, and said vaguely, "But I remember that you don't like water friends competitions, and you don't double row with other anchors. ... playing with the youth trainees?"

Shu Yi understood a little bit. The level of probable professional players is much higher than that of ordinary players. If ONE fights with them, it really doesn't need to think too much about the opponent's game experience.

Shu Yi raised his eyes and saw the ONE character on the screen squatting down, looking autistic, a little funny: "You can't treat everyone as a youth trainee, don't you never play with anyone except professional players? "

ONE's microphone flashed and then turned off again.

Angry?

Shu Yi really couldn't tell how this well-known anchor felt. Normally, if someone said nothing like this, Shu Yi was too lazy to accompany him in the morning, but after all, ONE is an important partner, and he had to be coaxed patiently until the project was completed. .

Shu Yi waited for a while, and when he did, he regretted that he didn't agree to Cheng Cheng to go out tonight. It's really boring to play games with this innocent little virgin with a touching EQ.He pushed the melted candy to his cheeks, and was about to say something perfunctory, when he suddenly saw ONE send a message in the chat box.

【Not only with professional players】

【I have played with you】

[Not a very pleasant experience]

ONE's tone was very gloomy, obviously his playing career has cast a shadow over him.

Accompanying play is a kind of occupation of Party B, and it is also the most likely type of occupation of Party B.As a professional accountant of Party B, Shu You fully understands ONE's emotions, but he doesn't intend to offer words of comfort.

"Oh, that's it." Shu Yi said, "It's good to have experience. You can coax people you like as much as you want to coax the boss."

ONE【. 】

Behind the screen, Yu Pei rubbed his frowning brows, feeling a little helpless.

It's really soft and hard.

The invulnerable Shu Yi has already jumped to the next topic: "Can I ask a question, why did you guys start fighting before I loaded the building just now, aren't you stuck?"

ONE [not card]

ONE【Is your computer a gaming notebook】

"Game notebook? A computer specially used for playing games? No." Shu Yi said, "So it's a problem with the computer."

ONE [um]

ONE [Dreamers have relatively high requirements for computers, if the configuration cannot keep up, you can go to an Internet cafe]

"No money." The candy melted, Shu Yi licked his lower lip, and said bluntly.

ONE【. 】

Shu Yi inexplicably saw the speechless appearance of the big boy behind the screen from this period, he chuckled, but still couldn't hold back the funny thoughts, so he said in a soft voice: "Not everyone is an anchor, brother, I Too poor...how about you invite me to the Internet cafe."

ONE didn't speak, but his character suddenly twitched slightly, showing the operator's small movements of constantly swiping and pulling the mouse behind the screen.

A few seconds later, ONE's microphone logo lit up again, and he said in a low voice, "No please."

Shu Yi: "Okay."

Before the word "oh" was settled, ONE spoke again:

"You can come to my house."

Ok?

Shu Yi raised his eyebrows, and was aroused by the high-ranking reply. He was a little surprised at ONE's progress, and thought it might be a blind cat bumping into a dead mouse. He said lazily, "Why are you going to your house?"

ONE: "Playing games."

Shu Yi: ...

Shu Yi couldn't hold it back for a while, and laughed out loud. He bowed his head and coughed a few times. The more he thought about it, the more funny he became, so he simply took off one earphone, covered his mouth and laughed.

In the headset, ONE is still saying: "My computer configuration is quite good, you can come and play."

"Ahem, it's okay, stop." Shu Yi suppressed his smile and said, "Save this for your sweetheart, don't tell me."

ONE【. 】

Shu You glanced at the chat box, and drew out his voice with a smile: "Don't type, talk."

The character of ONE stood up straight for a moment, the microphone flashed again, and he said briefly: "Okay."

Shu Yi didn't know why he was poked at the point of laughter by his tense sentence, he was secretly happy for a while, and asked with a smile: "You know what it means to invite someone to your house, right?"

ONE said: "I know."

"Yeah... well, it's good to know." Shu Yi couldn't hide his smile, he suddenly felt that it was good not to go to the party, at least there might not be someone at the party who could make him so happy.

ONE was silent for a while, and his indifferent voice brought some helplessness: "What are you laughing at?"

"It's nothing, I'm not good at computer, so I won't use it." Shu Yi coughed again, and said with a smile, "I think if you have this kind of personality, there is still hope, very cute."

As soon as the ONE microphone was turned off, the character started to twitch again.

Shu Yi did not intend to wait this time, he said goodbye, and simply exited the game.

Although ONE is very interesting, playing games with him is really not a good experience, and it has no effect on improving the level of game technology.

Shu Yi picked up a cup of instant milk tea from the shelf, went to the living room to boil water, and took it back to the room.

There is an unread message from ONE on the phone.

ONE [You can also find a friend with a good computer configuration to borrow a computer to play games, such as anchors and professional players]

Shu held the milk tea cup with one hand, blowing air while returning.

[Although I don’t know too many friends like this, thank you for your suggestion]

ONE is well-intentioned, but it’s a pity that normal people generally don’t have much contact with e-sports-related practitioners. Shu Yi has many exes who like to play games, but it’s obviously not good to bother people who have parted ways for a work task.

As for the host...

Shu Yi took a sip of the milk tea and breathed out from the heat.

Yes, I know someone, but it's a pity that it's a good-looking anchor, and there may be plots against him, so don't make trouble.

Shu finished his milk tea in a small sip, spread it on the bed, checked Moments, and enjoyed the relaxing time after work.

Cheng Cheng posted a lot of videos. She and a group of friends went to a newly opened nightclub. They obviously had a good time, and the videos kept laughing.

Shu Yi slowly liked one by one, and when he clicked on the fourth one, suddenly the video couldn't be clicked on, and the WiFi logo on the phone was hidden, and it could be used normally only after the data was replaced.

Is there something wrong with WiFi?

Shu Yi turned over and got out of bed, stepped on the slippers and opened the door, and bumped into Yu Pei who came out of the small room, face to face.

Yu Pei's image is a bit strange, with a dark blue polo shirt on his upper body and pajama pants on his pants.

But even such a weird outfit can be worn by him very well

Shu Yi took a second look and asked, "Are you live broadcasting?"

"Well." Yu Pei asked, "Where is the router?"

"This way." Worried about disturbing his work, Shu Yi quickly walked to the living room, opened the movable door of the storage room, squatted down and opened the door of the small iron cabinet inside.

The router looks the same as before. Shu Yiyi studied pure liberal arts at a university, so he can't understand these electrical appliances at all, so he can only pinch his chin and frown: "Do you want someone to look at it?"

"No need." Yu Pei squatted down beside him, and Shu Yi consciously moved to the side to make room for him.

There was no expression on Yu Pei's face, and he started to operate directly. He moved quickly, and Shu Yi poked his head curiously. Before he could see clearly, Yu Pei withdrew his hand.He took out his mobile phone to confirm, and said, "Okay."

"Oh." Shu Yi moved his chin that was almost on Yu Pei's shoulder, and also took out his mobile phone. As expected, the network was smooth. He raised his head and sighed, "You are amazing."

Yu Pei hummed inaudibly and stood up.

Shu Yi also stood up and asked, "Don't you need to rush back to live broadcast?"

"It's okay, no one is watching." Yu Pei said flatly, "The game is disconnected, so it should be suspended."

"Oh." Shu Yi widened his eyes slightly, and said in surprise, "Are you a game anchor?"

Yu Pei glanced at him and nodded.

Shu You saw the doubt in his eyes, and said with a smile, "I thought you were...the anchor of singing and dancing."

Yu Pei was silent for a second, and asked, "I seem to be good at singing?"

"You look very suitable for singing." Shu Yi said sincerely.

"Thank you."

The two fell into silence again. Shu Yi was used to complimenting people, but he was not used to being with strange people who still had a bitter and bitter expression after being praised. He closed the door of the storage room and asked, "What game are you playing?"

""dream Maker"."

"Oh, then you must be very powerful."

"generally."

The door of the storage room knocked down the wall lightly, and closed it. Yu Pei's phone vibrated, and he lowered his head to reply to the message. Shu Yi raised his eyes and saw the phone's fluorescence draw out a beautiful line on his superior nose bone. Shidi said, "Do you mind if I borrow your computer?"

"Huh?" Yu Pei looked at him.

"I want to try to play "Dream Maker" recently, but my computer configuration is not enough, so..." Shu Yi felt that something was wrong, shrugged and smiled, "Of course if it's inconvenient..."

"Yes." Yu Pei interrupted.

He put away his mobile phone, walked to the small room, opened the door and said, "Come in."

Although only one day has passed, the small room has undergone earth-shaking changes.

The desk full of snacks became tidy, with dark cushions on the table top, the desktop and notebooks neatly placed on it, and the keyboard beside the table glowed faintly.The dolls that could be seen everywhere were also put away and placed on the window sill, only the half-human tall big rabbit was still sitting on the head of the bed, looking at the room with a cold style.

Yu Pei opened the chair and said to Shu Yi who was at the door, "Sit."

"Okay." Shu Yi walked over with ease and sat down at the desk.

The chair was still the original wooden armchair. When Shu thought of ONE, the corner of his camera revealed a large gaming chair, which looked much more comfortable than the wooden chair.

"You gamers usually need to get a gaming chair." Shu Yi raised his head and asked.

"Yeah." Yu Pei half bent his upper body, holding the mouse to operate on the screen, "I didn't have time to buy it."

He closed a page similar to the live broadcast, and Shu Yi saw that there were very few bullet screens in the live broadcast room, and the popularity was only in the pitiful three digits.

"Dream Maker" is a game with a very strict supervision system. When the network was disconnected, Yu Peizheng entered the game page for confirmation. He failed to click to enter and was suspended by the system for half an hour.

Yu Pei doesn't care where to open the entertainment mode—the entertainment mode is not restricted by the suspension, so he tilted his head and said to Shu Yi: "It's very troublesome to change the account, you can just use my account."

"Okay." Shu nodded, "But I'm not very good at it, so I should be pretty good."

"It's okay, Entertainment Bureau." Yu Pei clicked to confirm, released the mouse and stood up straight.

Shu Yi glanced back diagonally, and Yu Pei looked at the phone again, as if he was chatting with someone, Shu Yi looked back and grabbed the mouse.There was still some temperature left on the mouse, Shu Yi gently curled his fingers and ignored it.

In this round, Shu Yi was given the role of a wizard. Although there was no bug-level player like ONE, who ended at the beginning, Shu Yi was not very familiar with the game.

Because Yu Pei's account score is very high, even in the entertainment bureau, the teammates and opponents who are ranked are also very strong.As soon as he entered the game, Shu Yi didn't have time to familiarize himself with his skills, so his teammates scattered and disappeared.

With great difficulty, Shu Yi clumsily controls the characters to find his teammates, only to find that they are already fighting with their opponents.

Shu Yi was about to release his skills, but the enemy assassins appeared from above, all he saw was a flash of blood, and the screen went black.

In "Dream Maker", except for the "King", other characters can be resurrected infinitely, but every time one's own character is killed, the opponent will get a buff.

Shu Yi was a newbie who strayed into the big boss battle. He was already in a hurry, and the opponent soon found that the wizard was special, so they stared at him to set fire. Shu Yi was killed immediately after resurrecting. Three minutes into the game, he was already dead. seven times.

There are such capable people in the team, the teammates couldn't sit still, the knight sent countless question marks on the public screen, and the assassin even opened the mic and scolded: "Are you stupid, can't you hide your skills?"

Shu Yi frowned slightly, but he didn't have time to pay attention to them. After dying so many times, he finally figured out the way. The next time he was resurrected, the assassin from the opposite side rushed again. Entering the room, dodging the control skills of the opposite wizard.

But he dodged it, but the assassin standing behind him couldn't dodge in time, was hit squarely, and was fixed on the spot to be killed by the enemy assassin.

This completely enraged the bad-tempered assassin, he slammed the keyboard and sprayed furiously at Shu Yi.

"Are you a fucking idiot? You cook yourself and you hurt people. If you don't know how to play the game, just uninstall it. Don't fuckin' look for bad luck here!"

He spoke loudly, but to be honest, although Shu Yicai was a dish, this wave was not Shu Yi's problem.When the wizard on the opposite side released his skill, the assassin could see it in his field of vision, so he had time to dodge it, but he made a mistake in his position, or didn't move at all, so he was hit right.

This kind of low-level mistake shouldn't happen to high-level players, but the assassin's mentality has collapsed. He completely ignores the facts and just keeps spitting on the "vegetable chicken wizard", as if his death is all because of Shu Yi. It seems that it is caused by mistakes.

Shu Yi still didn't have time to talk to him, because the enemy wizard assassin came to kill him again, Shu Yi tried his best to dodge, but was still killed by the wizard in the end.

Once Shu Yi's wizard character died, the assassin became even more arrogant, his voice became louder, and his words became more and more promiscuous.

Shu Yi got annoyed and took off the earphones.

But the sound quality of the earphones was too good, and the room was too quiet. The assassin's furious voice came out of the earphones, floating throughout the room.

"I hate this kind of orphans who borrow names the most. Is there no one in your house? Then go back and burn the paper, don't fuck others..."

No matter how good-tempered a person is, he will get angry when he is scolded like this. Shu Yi couldn't hold back his typing: "Keep your mouth clean."

But this irritated the assassin even more, he fired like a machine gun, spewing out all kinds of obscenities.

Shu Yi was furious from the bottom of his heart, this person was really scolding dirty, he wanted to retaliate, but he couldn't bear to bite the dog, and when he was sulking, the top of his head suddenly went dark.

Shu Yi raised his head suddenly and saw Yu Pei leaning over, his side face gleaming coldly under the fluorescent screen.

Yu Pei picked up the earphones, tapped his fingers on the keyboard, and turned on the microphone.

"Don't bark." He said coldly into the microphone.

Then he put down the headset, took Shu Yi's hand, and moved his hand and the mouse on the mat.

Shu Yi's palms were sweating slightly, he felt his index finger being lightly pressed down, and the assassin's sharp voice stopped abruptly.

"Next time you see this kind of troll, just block it." Yu Pei muted the assassin, got up and said.

"Oh yes, thank you." Shu Yi said, raising his hand to touch his cheek unconsciously.

It's just scratched by hair there, it's a little itchy.