Dad's Romance

Seeing such a shameless set in the "art circle" at home, Ke Yaning remembered that a few hours ago, he was still watching pork belly striptease in a gay bar, and suddenly there was a feeling of "the world and I are so depraved" and "the general No country" illusion.

Lin Yuxian and Lu Ze were still flirting with each other with provocative eyes that were more tired than cream cakes.

Lu Ze stretched out the tip of his tongue to lick his upper lip, his peachy eyes stayed on Lin Yuxian's body inch by inch, and then passed over, completely forgetting himself.

It seemed that it was Lin Xianxian who was naked.

Ke Yaning choked to death, turned his head wrapped into half a rice dumpling, and said angrily, "Can you two put away this little couple's dirty tricks, do you want me to die twice a day?"

Lu Ze: "How can this be called a stinky trick? Me and a stinky drug addict. I took pictures of him naked, and he painted me naked. Isn't it normal? This is called..." He gave Lin Yuxian a very meaningful look, " Equivalent exchange."

"Fart, it takes hours for me to draw a picture, but it only takes a few minutes for you to take a picture, is it equivalent to the exchange of stinky notes." Lin Yuxian said, "Ke Dayao, what's going on with the head?"

Ke Yaning had no choice but to say calmly: "In the early morning, at the 'Lost' bar, that snake tattoo helped me deal with his accomplice who was beating me to death." He went to the bathroom to wash his hands, and the mirror reflected A Christmas tree rapper with a bloated head, "And let me say hello to three idiots."

The tone is so normal that it seems to say "I found a good restaurant tonight".

Lin Yuxian's brush fell off.

"What does 'solve' mean?" Lu Ze asked lazily.

Ke Yaning's voice came from the bathroom, short and gentle: "Kill it."

Lin Yuxian opened his mouth.

With the sudden appearance of the words "snake tattoo" and the embellishment of the word "solution", Haishi, with a dark and filthy side, once again spread his cicada wings as thin as a spider's web, following him like a shadow. Wound the vulnerable little heart heavily.

The mysterious figure of the yellow round inch, like the aimless "entropy", stirs up the tense sequence in a strict arrangement into confusion and entanglement, chaotic and violent.

Even Lu Ze withdrew a little presumptuousness.

Ke Yaning went to the bedroom, took the blanket, threw it on Lu Ze, and blamed him, "Isn't your butt cool?"

"As long as your heart is not cold, it's nothing if your butt is cooler." Lu Ze was afraid of the heat, so he didn't accept the move. The blanket was thrown innocently by the window. who is it?"

Ke Yaning: "Rebels."

Lin Yuxian is still fighting fiercely with the "snake tattoo", as if repeating it a few times in his heart can solve the mystery.

His hair suddenly stood up a few strands, and he got up and was about to go out. Before he left, he said a little at a loss: "I went to Lao Zheng's place to hide for two days to paint a big wall, his bodyguard... I can trust you two, forget it " He thumped Ke Yaning's injured shoulder, "Take care of him for me, I'm exhausted."

Ke Yaning: "..."

Lu Ze said angrily: "Stinky boy, you have scared away all my pussy cat meat, you will pay me back."

"How about making you a fish?"

At eight o'clock in the morning, the morning is cold, and the prosperity of the big city has just revealed its tail.

Lin Yuxian walked out of Ke Yaning's house, stuck to the base of the wall, stretched his arms like a crab and moved left and right, from a "powerful" person who had achieved the Tao to a floating wave who only had "fucking shit" in his heart.

How can I go away!

It's dark and chaotic outside, and other people's cigarettes are poisonous.

When Zheng Nanshan's bodyguard No. 1 took a taxi to the downstairs of Ke Yaning's house, Lin Yuxian counted the cars that greeted him and got stuck at the number 30 several times. He said in a daze, "I didn't ride a horse today, so let me ride a bicycle." .”

The bodyguard pedaled the car resentfully, and said angrily: "A horse is really not suitable for you to grow old. You should let God send you a unicorn with rainbow wings, which is more suitable for you."

"That's right! Give it to me!"

"..."

The bodyguard angrily parked his bicycle next to Zheng Nanshan's Maybach, and respectfully invited Lin Yuxian into the "Eclipse" office building.

The half wall on the left hand side of the hall on the first floor has been covered with red and blue curtains, which is close to the roof.

Lin Yuxian let out a "huh" in his heart, the "big wall" turned out to be a literal big wall...

The elevator went straight to the top floor, and the sound of hammering like thunder was transmitted directly to the front desk. The bodyguard smiled unnaturally. Only Mr. Zheng could do this kind of unscrupulous "beating/smashing/robbing".

In the past, at most, he just resorted to his "cold" and "roundabout" tactics, not wanting to worry about his concerns, raised his legs, put them on the shelf, and used the cigar smoke he exhaled to express his dissatisfaction with those old men.

Recently, it has intensified, and it seems that the "revenge" that cannot come out is going to be carried through to the end. In addition to blowing up a few cars every now and then, he is also sent to the office of two old men to deliver "express" and to open it in front of him. .

After Old Li Tieqing opened the box, what was in it made even him, who had been a special soldier, a little scared.

It was a molded hand splattered with chicken blood, no different from the one just chopped off.

Lao Li's bald head turned green immediately, and it took him a long time to recover from the horror.

Mr. Zheng played too much.

Lin Yuxian thought of the bodyguard together——

The big cancer in Haishi is this one.

Can you not be crazy about the deep and deep pain of the skin?

The staff who huddled in the cubicle and peeped secretly saw a young and handsome man without fear, blocking the door of Mr. Zheng with his head tilted and arms folded, clearing his throat as if looking for something, waiting to watch a scene It's a good show, and I bet that this ignorant person will become another smashed ipad under Xiao Zheng's false hands.

Mr. Zheng actually put down the heavy hammer, took out a disinfectant wipe to wipe his hands clean, brushed off the wet hair on his forehead, and hugged him with a smile on his face!

Without such discrimination.

Lin Yuxian was a little out of breath from being hugged, and shifted all his weight to his back that was bent backwards. He laughed dryly, "I haven't forgiven you for your random hype."

Zheng Nanshan: "I didn't forgive you for disclosing my private affairs to the police."

Lin Yuxian took two steps back and said, "Is it okay to hit, hit parallel?" Pointing to the two long thick nails that had been hewn into the floor, he asked, "Old Zheng, do you have any complaints about your land?" Think about it."

"After your masterpiece is revealed, the secret of the nail will be solved naturally." He picked up an ipad that hadn't been smashed in time, handed it to Lin Yuxian and said, "I want you to draw this, the whole wall. The main character is one A bald head, a black hair, all old men, okay?"

Lin Yuxian took the ipad, took a look at it and said in despair: "The master of the parking lot and the racetrack, are you worthy of such a holy action. Then, do you really want to draw nudes?"

That picture is Michelangelo's "Creation of Adam". Adam is lying naked on his left side, stretching his long arms and pointing fingers at God on the right.

Zheng Nanshan: "I don't have Adam's figure, but I need a big belly and small chicken legs."

Lin Yuxian stuttered a bit: "This, this, no, it's not good, how much enmity there is between you, and you still pulled me in, children don't even bother to play such boring things."

Zheng Nanshan cleared his mind and said in despair, "Do you still remember when I told you that I wanted to swallow the sun?"

"Ah."

"I really let them go for too long. Recently, I sent a few private investigators to investigate the companies that 'Eclipse' invested in before. Guess what."

"Can't guess."

Zheng Nanshan twitched slightly, as if swallowing a fly, with only a weak light in his eyes, "Most of them are just leather bag companies, or abandoned factories, warehouses, and what's more, even the addresses are fake." He probably didn't expect that Being ashamed of the world in front of Lin Yuxian so early in the meeting, he dodged his eyes and said, "Should I fight back?"

He didn't say the words "deep revenge in the sea of ​​blood", and he didn't want to tell Lin Yuxian that this matter was still related to him.

As for the word "money laundering" that he had begun to suspect, he dared not say it out of his mouth, it would only expose his stupidity under his seemingly shrewd and powerful nature.

Let his phrase "swallow the sun" feel ashamed and regretful.

Lin Yuxian sighed, because Lao Zheng had bought a lot of pictures of himself, he should thank and kneel down for such an act of being taken advantage of, and he should protect Lao Zheng's heart that was poisoned by the "lunar eclipse" and not Kicking it, he could only nod his head.

Zheng Nanshan put on a big smile that didn't quite match the usual persona: "Great, Lin is very busy, what's his background? I'll ask the secretary to prepare first."

Lin Yuxian was stunned for a moment, and replied: "Let's use loneliness as the background color."

"...What color is loneliness?"

Lin Yuxian swung his arm and threw it at Zheng Nanshan's head, saying, "Crab! Crab-colored! Stupid! Stupid! Change the gold-rimmed glasses to silver! Still pretending to be a boss! Pretending to be a fart!"

Jiang Wei, who was passing by with a coffee cup, almost poked himself in the eyes.

In the afternoon, a tube building in Hedong District.

A black-haired man with a snake tattoo on the back of his neck was sitting in a rocking chair with his feet resting on the window sill, looking at the not-so-bright window, surrounded by seven or eight younger brothers.

With a lollipop in his mouth, Wu Weiping was wearing dark clothes and worn white sneakers. He lowered his head and squatted behind the black-haired man, casting probing glances from time to time.

The black-haired man said in a thick, smoky voice, "Xiao Wu, it's not been peaceful recently."

Wu Weiping curled his lips and smiled: "Indeed."

"Ever since you came to my ruined temple, the brothers around me have been dead and crippled. Today you told me that Peng Qi was all killed in 'Missing'." He turned his head, A few long scars crawled on his too-dark face, and the halo of the scorching sun shot out a vast ocean along his thin outline.

He said: "It is said that Peng Qi was shot to death. Do you dare to let me see if your bullets are low?"

Wu Weiping smiled brightly: "Brother, my bullets are running out every day. There are too many pheasants on the hills. I like to shoot pheasants."

The younger brothers couldn't help laughing out loud.

The black-haired man got up and stood up, his left arm sleeve was empty, he stroked Wu Weiping's yellow round inch with his right hand, and said: "There used to be a brother with dirty hands and feet who went to deliver 'small seafood', but I don't know where the lard covered him. I made up my mind and insisted on swallowing the 'little seafood' in my stomach, what happened to the result."

Wu Weiping turned his head away, smiled and said, "Itch, don't touch me."

"It's not just the dead bodies in the mountains, they will end up with the group of pheasants."

Wu Weiping: "No, brother, I took back the pheasant and ate it. I haven't eaten this one yet. Is it delicious?"

The black-haired man smiled freely. In the dusty flat floor, the laughter was unspeakably terrifying. His lips moved slightly, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu, what is the most taboo among brothers?" ."

"Sleep with brothers and wives, sleep with brothers and men."

"...a man?" The black-haired man laughed, and his voice was sad: "Before a person dies, everyone wants to see who is stabbing the knife, but stabbing someone in the back is a bit unjust."

Wu Weiping didn't know what to do and said: "Then, eat him and become a part of your body, is it righteous?" He licked the lollipop and said with a smile: "Brother, my arrest warrant is out, if What other plans do I have, shouldn't the stinky guy arrange a few meals of big wine and small fresh meat, so I can take care of you."

The black-haired man was dumb, and winked at the boys next to him, "What are you still doing, tie it up."

Wu Weiping raised his hands obediently, "Brothers, tie me up a little tighter, I like it."

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small theater:

2038 years.

Lin Zhi: Dad!I go to the bathroom!

Lin Yuxian: Go ahead, it's been several hours, don't get sick, silly girl.

Lin Zhi hid in the toilet and searched for "Yu Ziqi", but found no information about him on the Internet.

It's empty, there is no such person, just like what my father said, when I was an amateur, I found no such person.

Lin Zhi looked suspiciously at her father in the living room, who was chewing on a strand of hair, looking like a fool.

She rushed to the living room and said: Dad!Are you kidding me, why didn't I find "Yu Ziqi" this person.

Lin Yuxian feigned surprise: Huh? !how come!Yu Ziqi!The big star of our era, with 5000 million followers on Weibo, why, has it become the tears of the era?

Lin Zhi sighed: There are really no traces at all, can you show me the notebook in your hand.

Lin Yuxian: No, no big or small, be careful I will beat you up.

Lin Zhi: Then you promise me that this person is real.

Lin Yuxian: My mother... Mom and mother, promise, well, swear, I really have more children.It may be that your little dad asked someone to delete it in order to prevent you from guessing who he is so quickly hahaha.

Lin Zhi twitched endlessly.

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