Dad's Romance

This area of ​​buildings with mottled patterns and the word "demolition" is completely different from the CBD in Gaoda in the southern district of Haishi. Private electric wires crawl over the head, and several short-circuited electric wires often emit flames during thunderstorms.

The roads between the tube buildings are narrow, and residents on the same floor in the next building may bump into each other if they open their windows at the same time in the morning.

Building 5, huddled in one of the dilapidated buildings, a few grandpas who played chess were studying the tactics of the Chu River and Han circles, and their shouts covered up a "lynching" that was happening on a certain floor.

The torturer was Liu Qiming, who had a snake-shaped tattoo on the back of his neck, nicknamed "A Snake", thin and thin, with many scars on his face.It is said that because I was weak and sick when I was a child, my parents did not believe in doctors and gods and Buddhas, but believed in evil/religion, and did a lot of rituals at home every day, thinking that this would cure the root cause of the disease, but it was delayed. left hand.

After five days of high fever, Ah Snake's parents finally couldn't bear the stench. After sending him to the hospital, the infected part had long since died and turned black. It looked like he had anthrax and had to be surgically removed.

The doctor who performed the operation scolded A Snake's parents bitterly, and almost moved to call the police. In the end, A Snake's two stupid parents probably were afraid of causing unnecessary trouble, so they escaped from the hospital overnight.

Ah Snake was inexplicably abandoned alive.

He hates anyone who has hands.

Wu Weiping was skillfully tied into a silkworm chrysalis by several younger brothers, and hung on the wooden beam between the living room and the dining room. Unable to move his whole body, he smiled innocently, staring down at A Snake with half respect and half sarcasm Said: "Brother, it's really cool, do you want to try it too?"

Ah Snake looks mediocre, to be precise, her facial features are a bit vague, and she is probably an ordinary person with no memory in the crowd, except for her disability.

He lit a cigarette with one hand, looked at Wu Weiping who didn't take the lynching seriously, and continued to tell the story of "Little Seafood" just now: "I haven't told you yet, the man who was covered with lard What's the end?" He slapped Wu Weiping's skinny cheek, "That kid lost his mind, my car almost crashed and was scrapped."

Wu Weiping smiled and said, "Brother, I have low blood sugar, can you put a lollipop in my mouth?"

Ah Snake waved his hand, and the younger brother next to him picked up the bucket and poured Wu Weiping's water into Jinshan with a "wow".

Wu Weiping shook off the water on his face and shouted, "Sweet!"

"Why does the police have a portrait of you, even the few moles on your face are painted clean?" Ah Snake took a breath of cigarettes, and then signaled the younger brother to continue pouring the second round.

Wu Weiping's wet clothes were already tightly stuck to his body. He spit out the water that he accidentally choked in his mouth, and said provocatively: "Brother, try other ones. I like cutting with a knife. It's more pleasant, much more powerful than splashing water."

Ah Snake raised her eyebrows high.

A younger brother was fumbling for a forbidden knife from his back, and when he was about to pass it to Ah Snake, he heard Wu Weiping's small and wet taunt: "It's not enough to cut a few times, hit my neck, and send me directly to see Lord Yama He is an old man."

Ah Snake: "Do you want to die that much?"

Wu Weiping said: "Being caught by the police is also death. It makes no difference if it is sooner or later."

"Don't you justify yourself?"

Wu Weiping's lips were pale, and his whole body was shivering from the sudden drop of blood sugar and two buckets of cold water. The frequency of shaking was strange and restrained. With his last bit of strength, he said, "How did those offlines of 'Mizong' provoke the police?" The ones who know me, except for 'Mi Zong', are all of you here, don't ask these people, but ask the owner of the portrait, brother, are you brain-dead."

Accompanied by the weak "What" that ends in the sky, Wu Weiping is like a robot that has been depleted of its last bar of electricity. In the final shaking, it completely misfired and passed out.

Ah Snake finally thought of the lollipop, and with a subtle expression of thoughtfulness, he picked up the lollipop that Xiao Wu was thinking about from the ground, and stuffed it with the thin ash that stuck to the ground. mouth.

The stubbornness of the lower jaw is even worse than his own.

At the same time, in the lobby on the first floor of the "Eclipse", Lin Yuxian hid on the ladder in the curtain, conscientiously doing his job as a "wall painter". The "genius designer" who is being hotly discussed on the Internet covered his mouth and screamed.

Sincerely forced to say: "The fire is hot, and the work of interior decoration is also coming. Zheng Nanshan's trick of self-production and self-sale can be played."

In addition to painting primer, he usually uses such a large-scale flat brush, and it is really a precedent for Lin Yuxian's small universe to actually use it to paint.

What is the difference between these small buckets hanging in their hands and what kind of whitewasher.

"Zheng Nanshan! Fuck you..."

There was the sound of the curtain being raised, and Zheng Nanshan stood firmly behind Lin Yuxian's buttocks, and said, "Go on."

Lin Yuxian lost his soul, and when he turned around and smiled, he forgot that he was on the ladder, with one foot in the air, and his center of gravity immediately flew to nowhere. Gravity, bringing the Keg family to the ground.

Zheng Nanshan raised his arms subconsciously. First, he was covered in colorful colors by the dumped bucket, and then he was heavily pressed by Lin Yuxian's living body.

Fortunately, the ladder is only as high as one person, just enough for two people to fall on the ground without being light or heavy.

Lin Yuxian pressed the tip of his nose against the "lonely color" on Zheng Nanshan's neck, and gave a "tsk" in disgust under the sticky touch, and complained: "Old Zheng, besides pretending to be a boss, do you also like to play tricks in your spare time?"

Zheng Nanshan's whole face was "lonely", and the eyelashes and lips were also the color of crabs. He couldn't open his eyes, let alone have a seizure. His hands were tightly hugging Lin Yuxian's butt because of the force of inertia just now.

Therefore, when the security guard who heard the sound saw the two people who were flirting with each other, his back tightened, and then he opened his eyes and said nonsense while stepping back and said: "Boss, I didn't see anything, I'll find it for you." bodyguard."

Only then did Lin Yuxian lift his head that had been buried in someone's neck for too long, shake off the real and fake hands on his buttocks, and pretend nothing happened, and said: "Wow, Lao Zheng, why did you fall, your tailbone Are you okay, do you want to call an ambulance and put a fake butt for you?"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Lin Yuxian deeply felt that he had caused a catastrophe. The commonality between "fake hands" and "fake buttocks" was that Zheng Nanshan might use a heavy hammer to chisel out a dark world when he heard it.

He stretched out his friendly hand and said apologetically, "I didn't mention 'fake ass' on purpose, get up, Old Zheng, I'll take you to a vacation..."

Fuck it fell into it.

Zheng Nanshan discerned Lin Yuxian's slender hand from the dim light in his eyes, and finally got out of the fear of "I've been sprayed with paint", he took his hand obediently, and got up from the ground in a daze.

He pointed to his lips.

Lin Yuxian was a little apprehensive: "No way, you also want to come and exchange?"

Zheng Nanshan shook his head, and threw out a few drops of "Lonelyness". He grabbed Lin Yuxian's white shirt, threw away his glasses, and smeared it on his face for a long time. After showing his lips, teeth and fierce eyes, he seemed a little startled when he saw Lin Yuxian Excessively, the nameless anger suddenly seemed to pass away, and his heart softened even when he stretched his legs and kicked him.

He stretched out his hand and reached for the tip of Lin Yuxian's nose.

Lin Yuxian thought that he was going to beat him up, so he took a few steps back.

Zheng Nanshan seemed to have forgotten the disgust of the paint, and said to him word by word: "You don't have to have any taboos when you are with me. Since I don't even take the artificial hand to heart, what are you afraid of?"

Lin Yuxian thought he heard it wrong.

Zheng Nanshan: "The reason why I am angry is because you mentioned the words 'equivalence exchange'."

"Oh."

"Besides, if you paint the wall for me, I still want to ask for a kiss. Shouldn't the real 'equivalent exchange' be exchanged?" Zheng Nanshan said solemnly as if he had entered a dead end. Gently wiped off the paint on the tip of his nose, "I have nothing to do, why hit you."

"I, I..." Lin Yuxian faltered.

Zheng Nanshan said with a smile: "You are also dirty, go to my floor and take a shower, I happen to have some clean clothes there. Although your clothes may be a bit big, it is better than this dirty one. "

"layer?"

"The 18th floor is my private domain. Although the numbers are not auspicious, I like it."

The bodyguards who received the report from the security guard lifted the veil, saw the messy ground and the boss, and all fell silent.

Zheng Nanshan withdrew his gentleness for a moment, and looked invulnerable to all poisons. He told the bodyguards: "Find someone to clean up here, the ladder is unstable, and find a way to solve it. Stay at the door on the 18th floor for a while. Don't disturb me if you have nothing to do. .”

"Yes."

The bodyguards said in unison.

After Zheng Nanshan walked out of a gust of wind, he said to Lin Yuxian who was still in the corner: "Let's go now."

After Lin Yuxian said "Oh", he followed Zheng Nanshan who was wearing a mask of a sea city's big cancer, and suddenly realized: "I thought his experience when he was a teenager was a painful pain for him, so Only then will he become a living Hades inadvertently, wishing to show his teeth and claws to the world that he is "I am the only one". But in fact he... is just a sea urchin with long thorns."

Thinking of sea urchins, Lin Yuxian's stomach growled, and there was no outsider in the elevator, Zheng Nanshan laughed and said, "I can ask them to bring you what you want. Let me guess, do you want sea urchins?" Do you want to add chili? Oh no, you must not be full and have no carbohydrates, how about I make a bowl of noodles for you."

Lin Yuxian had no choice but to say, "That's fine."

The elevator reached the 18th floor, passed through a corridor with a different layout from the office area, and came to a black wooden door. Zheng Nanshan unlocked it with his fingerprints.

Lin Yuxian swears that this is the biggest living room he has ever seen in a house.

You can ride a horse in it.

Lin Yuxian stands in the "private territory" that is basically the same as the dark decoration of "Meiyin" 101, as if swept by the midnight sea.

Pointing to a familiar prop on the black leather chair, he said, "This big tiger is a twin brother."

Zheng Nanshan turned around and said, "It's all fake."

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Scene1:

Continuing from the previous chapter——

Lin Yuxian was startled and said: That's right!On Halloween that year, you were wrapped in a little pumpkin, your dad was wrapped in a big pumpkin, and I was wrapped in a Sailor Moon. I went to the neighbor’s house to ask for candy, and the elder sister was shocked when she saw your dad, okay, this... oops.

Lin Yuxian was "fucking" in his heart for a moment.

Lin Zhi's silly daughter went in without knowing it, and still said to herself naturally: Why, why are you teasing me.How old is Yu Ziqi?

Lin Yuxian: 24 years old.

Lingzhi: 2020?

Lin Yuxian: No, in 2023.

Lin Yuxian began to "fuck me" again in his heart.

Lin Zhi: Oh, then I will exclude Yu Ziqi!Hahaha!My little dad in 2020! 21 years old!

Scene2:

2023 years.

Han Ke had just participated in a commercial event. After the makeup artist removed his makeup, he turned on the computer again: Three years later, he still hasn't forgotten him.Just my clichéd story with an extra real fool.The Buddha said that success is seven days and one month, and failure is seven days and one month. It seems that the seven suns exist at the same time, which is a heinous thing.But the light emitted by the sun already has seven different pops, all of which are indispensable.Just as I am thinking of you day after day, I am surrounded by their souls all the time.You must live spontaneously under the illumination of the seven suns.In the end, I will bet again, when the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, we will definitely meet again, and this time I will not let you go again.

In this story, Yu Ziqi has always been 24 years old.Next, the author is going to start doing things.

Wait, Q: Who was the fool 3 years ago?

Bow, thanks for watching.