The male god became my bird

Xia Yu really wanted to praise his wit, Xie Chenyan wouldn't find it strange if he said it was a dream.

Even if Xie Chenyan thought he was talking nonsense, he would think he was asleep.

It's just that he didn't expect that after he finished saying this, the expression on Xie Chenyan's face became very strange.

Now you don't need to guess Xie Chenyan, and you know that Xia Yu has already known what Paji said to the smart butler just now.

He immediately thought of the camera, and it seemed that he was careless. At that time, he was only thinking about what the intelligent system was, and forgot that its camera would record everything, and he also forgot that Xia Yu would see this video.

It's just that Xia Yu didn't ask himself about the fact that the intelligent system turned into an alien, but only said that the parrot turned into a human... Could it be that the intelligent system is not an alien at all, but Xia Yu has set the dialogue content in advance ?

And Xia Yu already knew about this incident as soon as it happened, maybe Xia Yu was watching the live video.

Xie Chenyan panicked, he didn't know why Xia Yu did this, whether it was on a whim or testing himself.

Could it be that the secret of becoming a parrot has been revealed?

Xie Chenyan said as calmly as possible: "Xia Yu, this is just a dream."

"I know, I'm just assuming."

Xia Yu also knew that this matter was unbelievable, but after getting to know Paji, he felt that nothing was impossible.

Thinking about it carefully, some of Paji's behaviors really miss humans. For example, it is very strange that it only eats human food.

Xie Chenyan asked tentatively, "If this assumption is true, Paji is really a person, would you feel scared?"

Xia Yu shook his head: "No."

Xie Chenyan breathed a sigh of relief, and was thinking about whether to take this opportunity to tell Xia Yu the truth, and Xia Yu said, "But I don't know how to face Paji."

"Even if its attitude towards you is the same as before, if nothing changes, you don't know how to face it?"

"It won't be the same. It's not the same as a human being or an animal or a fairy."

The feeling of getting along with small animals is different from that of people. Even though Paji is not a real small animal, because of its appearance, Xia Yu will not feel awkward or strange when he hugs him. Ji is a human...

Xia Yu didn't dare to recall what he had done to Paji before.

And there is one more thing he can't tell Xie Chenyan, that is, he feels that Paji likes him.

This made Xia Yu even more at a loss as to how to deal with it.

Xie Chenyan could hear the panic in Xia Yu's tone, and soon understood what Xia Yu meant.

Humans and animals are really different, just hearing Paji say that he is a human Xia Yu already panicked like this, if Xia Yu knows that Paji is himself, he will be quite frightened even if he doesn't collapse.

He wasn't sure that Xia Yu could accept it calmly.

He was just with Xia Yu just now, he didn't want to break the sweet time he had so hard to get, so let's not talk about it for now.

Xie Chenyan finally decided to find a way to fool the past.

Fortunately, he didn't say any other information other than saying that he was not human at that time, so it was not very difficult to get over it.

Xie Chenyan pretended to think for a while and said, "Did you dream that Paji became a goblin and cultivated into a human?"

Xia Yu carefully recalled Paji's words. What it said to the smart housekeeper was: it is a person, which should mean that it is a person in the first place.

"No, it should be that it is a human being, probably like the prince turned into a frog in a fairy tale."

"Are you saying that Paji is the parrot prince?" Xie Chenyan frowned slightly: "You don't mean to kiss it, to see if it will turn into a human like in the fairy tale?"

"I've kissed before, without becoming a human..."

Paji is so cute that Xia Yu has kissed him many times. Besides, there are many other things that make him not know how to face Paji. For example, he often helps Paji bathe or kisses Paji His face was red/naked... Xia Yu didn't dare to think about it, it was so embarrassing.

"Kissed? Then I'm going to be jealous." Xie Chenyan hugged Xia Yu and kissed him, "You can only kiss me."

Xia Yu's face became hot, "Why does Mr. Xie even eat vinegar from pets?"

"Of course I would be jealous if it was a human being. Next time you dream of Paji talking to you, you'd better ask it if it said that it is a human being. Is it nonsense?" Xie Chenyan looked at it deeply. Xia Yu glanced at him, lifted his chin and kissed him again.

Xia Yu was confused by Xie Chen's words, and his whole body was a little unconscious, "Is it... nonsense?"

"Well, maybe it just wants to tease you in your dreams."

"But……"

Xia Yu wanted to say something more, but Xie Chenyan's kisses fell down densely.

"Hey, pay attention when kissing."

There was no way for Xia Yu to hide, so he could only accept everything, and gradually he got involved, and soon forgot about the topic he was chatting with Xie Chenyan.

When Xie Chenyan let go of Xia Yu, there were tears in the corners of Xia Yu's eyes, and he couldn't breathe smoothly.

Seeing Xia Yu's appearance, Xie Chenyan couldn't help but licked his lips, "If you look at me like this again, I can't help but keep kissing."

Xia Yu turned over in embarrassment and buried herself in the quilt. She really didn't want to admit that his whole body was softened by Xie Chenyan's kiss just now.

Xie Chenyan chuckled lightly: "Shy?"

"No!" He just accidentally indulged in beauty.

"Okay, no," Xie Chen rubbed Xia Yu's head through the quilt dotingly, "Are you hungry? I'll go prepare dinner."

Xia Yuyi popped his head out of the quilt: "Mr. Xie, do you want to cook by yourself?"

"Well, I'll let you try your boyfriend's cooking." Xie Chenyan got off the bed and put on his coat, "Lie down a little longer, I'll call you when the meal is ready."

"Oh!"

Hugging the quilt, Xia Yu suddenly felt that he was like a pig now, sleeping and eating after eating.

But the feeling of being taken care of by the person he likes and being lazy with the person he likes is really good, and he doesn't want to get out of this state.

Xie Chenyan quickly left the bedroom and went out. Xia Yu rolled around on the bed alone, and suddenly the mobile phone remembered the notification tone of WeChat.

Xia Yu saw that it was from Paji.

Yes!Almost forgot about it.

He hurriedly opened WeChat to check the information.

[PAJI: Xia Yu, do you know!Just now your smart system, the guy you call the smart butler, talked to me, and it said it was actually an alien! 】

[PAJI: But don't worry, I have already chased it away, I lied to it that I am actually a person, let it not disturb our lives. 】

Xia Yu blinked hard twice, he was talking nonsense about people or something.

Paji was not a human being, let alone someone who liked him, Xia Yu was greatly relieved.

Then he felt ashamed of cheating Paji again, if he didn't want to tease Paji, he wouldn't let Paji say such a thing.

He didn't know how to explain to Paji, so he replied dryly.

[Yu: ...Really?The smart butler is actually an alien? 】

[PAJI: Yes, when you come back, you must check it carefully to see if there are any other problems with this intelligent system. 】

[Yu: Mmm, I will. 】

Xia Yu couldn't tell that the smart butler who was talking to Paji was actually himself, and finally decided to hide it from Paji.

As long as he doesn't use this function casually in the future, Paji won't know, so let Paji think that he really drove away the aliens.

The worries in his heart disappeared, and Xia Yu really felt relieved this time.

Once again, he put his whole heart and soul on Xie Chenyan.

Thinking that Xie Chenyan was busy in the kitchen, Xia Yu jumped off the bed, put on his trousers, and ran to the kitchen on the first floor.

When he passed a room on the first floor, he happened to see Xie Chenyan coming out of it.

"Why don't you lie down for a while? Didn't you agree that I'll call you later?"

Xia Yu didn't wonder why Xie Chenyan, who had been downstairs for a while, came out from here. He smiled and said, "People say that the man who cooks is the most handsome. I want to see how handsome he is."

After being with Xie Chenyan, Xia Yu wished to be with Xie Chenyan all the time. Although this was a bit too clingy, Xia Yu couldn't help but wanted to get close to Xie Chenyan.

Fortunately, Xie Chenyan was so happy.

"Okay, let you watch." Xie Chenyan dragged Xia Yu to the kitchen: "But let's say it first, you can only watch, you can't do anything."

Xia Yu pouted, "Mr. Xie, I will be hurt if you despise me like this."

"I'm just worried that if you help us, we won't be able to eat dinner and will have to starve." Xie Chenyan didn't forget Xia Yu's masterpieces when he was recording "Supper Adventure".

Xia Yu, whose culinary talent is estimated to be negative, blushed and coughed lightly: "It's okay to pass you a plate or something."

"Then you help me tie an apron first?" Xie Chenyan opened his fingers and pointed to the apron hanging beside him.

Xia Yu happily took the apron and put it on Xie Chenyan's body, and tied a bow around his waist from the front.

Looking at his masterpiece, Xia Yu said, "Mr. Xie looks so good in an apron."

Xie Chenyan said with a smile: "No matter how much you flatter me, the dishes I cook will not become delicacies from mountains and seas."

The ingredients at home are limited, and some vegetables were delivered by the way at noon, so Xie Chenyan had limited conditions to develop his skills.

"I'm not flattering, I'm telling the truth." Xia Yu leaned closer to Xie Chenyan and kissed him: "I like whatever Teacher Xie does."

This sentence was somewhat ambiguous, Xia Yu didn't notice it for a while, but teased Xie Chenyan a bit.

"Do you like whatever you do?" Xie Chenyan stretched out his hand and hugged Xia Yu to the cooking table: "If you tease me like this again, I really won't have dinner."

Only then did Xia Yu realize what he had just said, and he explained, "I mean, no matter what you do, I like to eat it..."

After finishing speaking, he felt that the sentence was more ambiguous, and hurriedly added: "I'm talking about food, it's food."

Xie Chenyan pinched Xia Yu's stamina: "Well, I know you're talking about food, I didn't say anything else."

Xia Yu's face flushed, as if the more he explained, the worse it would be.

Judging by Xie Chenyan's expression, it was obvious that he was teasing himself.

Probably because of a man's strange desire to win, Xia Yu felt that he couldn't always be at a disadvantage like this, so he leaned into Xie Chenyan's ear and whispered deliberately: "I like other things too."

The author has something to say:

Old saying: It's dangerous, but fortunately, a beauty trick was used, otherwise it would be exposed.

Paji:?Forced to be jealous of yourself?

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