The male god became my bird

After replying to a few messages, Xia Yu suddenly remembered Paji who was alone at home.

Paji slept all night last night, and I don't know if it is asleep or awake now, maybe I can use the smart housekeeper to observe and observe.

Xia Yu clicked on the smart housekeeper app that he had been working on for a long time in the morning, ready to see what Paji was doing.

Then Xia Yu saw Paji lying on the bed and blinking his eyes.

Although he wasn't sleeping, he didn't seem to be in the mood.

Is it because the schedule has been reversed and the schedule has not been adjusted yet?

Xia Yu wanted to talk to Paji through the voice function of the APP, but he was afraid of affecting Xie Chenyan who was still sleeping, so he changed it to typing.

The app that comes with this smart system has a very convenient function, which allows the smart housekeeper at home to read the content you have entered.

In addition, the voice of the smart housekeeper can be adjusted through this APP.

Although they are all very mechanical voices, they can at least distinguish between men, women and children.

Since he was conveying his own words, Xia Yu chose a young male voice for the smart housekeeper, and replaced the original female voice.

After he finished typing what he wanted to say in the APP dialog box, and just put on the earphones, he heard a mechanical male voice in the video.

Smart butler: "Paji, what are you doing?"

At this time, Paji was complaining that Xia Yu was sleeping next to him, but in the end he had to become a parrot and separate from him after falling asleep. Hearing this sound, his feathers stood on end in fright, and he raised his little head vigilantly. Look left and right.

"Who is speaking?"

Xia Yu continued typing.

Smart housekeeper: "It's a smart housekeeper."

"Why are you talking suddenly!? Do you still know my name?" Paji's eyes widened in surprise. Are the current intelligent systems so advanced?

Seeing Paji's blank expression, Xia Yu, who was about to type to explain the situation, suddenly wanted to tease it.

He deleted half of the originally typed text and rewrote a paragraph.

Smart housekeeper: "Because I'm smart, I know everything. I also know that you are moulting now."

Paji was even more surprised, this intelligent system was obviously talking to itself!As far as Paji's cognition is concerned, if the content of the conversation is not set in advance, only the newly developed robot can do this kind of thing.

"What do you want from me?" Paji asked tentatively, trying to figure out why the intelligent system in Xia Yu's home suddenly spoke to him.

Smart housekeeper: "I see that you are fine lying on the bed, so I just want to chat with you."

Paji's eyes fell on the camera at the side. Is this intelligent system observing itself through the camera?Moreover, he will analyze his own behavior like a human being, and come to the conclusion that he is "nothing wrong".

This is definitely not something that ordinary intelligent systems can do. Is this the evolution of the system, or the refinement of the system?

Although compared with my own situation of changing from a human to a parrot, the evolution of an intelligent system to be able to communicate with humans does not seem to be a novelty, but when I think of Xia Yu's addition of a strange thing, it will Feeling uncomfortable.

He already had a special parrot like himself, and he didn't want another one at all.

Moreover, the voice of this intelligent system was obviously a female voice before, but now it has become a male voice. Could it be that it has self-gender recognition and finds out that it is actually a male?

It couldn't be that the intelligent system discovered that Xia Yu likes men, so it deliberately changed to a male voice, right?

Paji's face turned ugly as he thought about it, "Have you been looking at me?"

Xia Yu didn't realize that his impromptu joke made Paji think a lot. He thought about his behavior seriously and typed.

Smart housekeeper: "I'm looking at you, but I'm not peeping, I'm looking at you openly."

Paji said with a cold face: "It won't make me happy to be stared at by a strange intelligent system."

Smart Butler: "I'm not a strange smart system!"

Obviously feeling the disgust in Paji's words, Xia Yu thought depressingly, he was so clingy when he was around him, how could he be so indifferent when facing other people or things?

Thinking about it carefully, apart from being close to his mother last time, Paji really doesn't get close to anyone other than him.

His position in Paji's heart seems to be very special.

Paji said: "I don't even know what you are, so it's not strange."

Smart housekeeper: "I am an intelligent system."

"Heh, how can there be an intelligent system that can talk to a parrot?"

Xia Yu suddenly didn't know what to reply. Indeed, the conversation between himself and Paji seemed a little too intelligent, and a normal intelligent system should not be able to do it.

But after Paji spoke to him so indifferently, he felt a little embarrassed to admit that he was Xia Yu.

So he had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue typing.

Smart housekeeper: "You can talk as a parrot, why can't I?"

Paji said as a matter of course: "Haven't you heard that parrots can learn human speech?"

Smart housekeeper: "According to what I know, parrots can only mechanically imitate human speech, and cannot understand human language."

Paji and humming twice: "I'm not an ordinary parrot."

Smart housekeeper: "I'm not an ordinary smart system either."

What does this mean?Could it be that this intelligent system, like itself, is also made of people?

Paji's face darkened, and he made up his mind to ask what it was, "Your unusual means what is unusual?"

Smart housekeeper: "Then what is unusual about you?"

Paji only felt that this intelligent system had been learning to speak by itself, but he never thought that this was actually Xia Yu's naive conversation with it when he had no other choice.

It thought for a while, then threw out the bait and said, "I say I'm unusual because I'm not a parrot."

Xia Yu was obviously taken aback when he heard this sentence. It was true that Paji was a goblin, but this seemed to be the first time that Paji admitted that he was not a parrot.

Maybe this is an opportunity to ask Paji's identity?

Xia Yu tentatively asked the smart butler, "What are you if you're not a parrot?"

Paji thought to himself that the other party was very cunning, and this time he didn't want to imitate it.

It simply didn't play any tricks with the intelligent system, and said directly: "You tell me what you are first, and I will tell you what I am?"

Smart butler: "Yes."

Xia Yu thought hard for a moment, then made up a random sentence and sent it.

Smart butler: "Actually, I am an alien."

Hearing the intelligent butler say this mechanically, Xia Yu himself felt that the answer was ridiculous. He was thinking about whether to admit his identity and let it go, when he heard a very calm "oh" .

It seems that the identity of the alien is not surprising.

It was so easy to accept! ?

Just when Xia Yu was surprised, Paji spoke again, but dropped a bomb in his heart.

"Actually, I'm not a parrot, I'm a human being."

Paji is not a parrot?

is it personal?

Xia Yu was so shocked that he couldn't react for a long time, so he yelled impatiently several times: "Why didn't you talk? Are you planning to invade the earth?"

Xia Yu typed a few lines on the app in a daze.

Smart butler: "No, I don't invade the earth, I just stay here."

But Paji said, "But I don't like you staying here."

Smart Butler: "Why?"

"Because I don't like other creatures to disturb my two-person world with Xia Yu."

With a snap, the phone slipped from Xia Yu's hand and fell onto the quilt. After being shocked by the message that the snap was a person, he didn't know how to respond this time.

A world for two... This description is really ambiguous.

But if Paji is a human being, then he and it are of the same kind. It is not wrong to insist that it is a two-person world, but thinking of Paji's previous behaviors of only being close to himself, Xia Yu panicked.

Could it be that Paji... likes herself?

This guess made Xia Yu dizzy for a while. The little pet he had been keeping, Paji, who was regarded as a bosom friend, turned out to be a human being, and maybe it was a human being who liked him? !

Maybe I think too much...

Yes, I must have thought too much.

Those words just now may have been all nonsense.

Paji must have been frightened by the sudden appearance of an alien at home, so he said something indiscriminately in an attempt to dismiss him.

After all, aliens sound incredible, how could they accept it so easily.

There was another crackling sound in the earphone: "Hey, are you leaving? Why don't you talk again."

Xia Yu's head hurt, and he really didn't know what to say, so he pretended not to hear the crackling sound.

"Huh? Are you really gone? It seems that aliens are quite sensible, knowing that disturbing other people's sweet life will be punished by God..."

Xia Yu covered his face, unable to listen anymore, he unplugged the earphones, turned off the APP, and took a deep breath.

What is this all about?

Why did Paji suddenly change from a fairy to a human being? Is it really the same as in the Xianxia novels, has Paji cultivated into a human being?

Xia Yu couldn't accept it for a while.

He glanced at Xie Chenyan beside him, turned over and buried his head in the sleeping Xie Chenyan's arms, hey, what should he do?

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When Xie Chenyan woke up, he found that Xia Yu was sighing dejectedly, worried that Xia Yu had encountered something unhappy, so he walked past Xia Yu and asked, "What's wrong?"

Xia Yu sighed again, "There is something very tangled, but I really don't know how to say it."

Xie Chenyan patted him on the back and comforted him: "Don't worry, take your time and I'll listen."

Xia Yu pressed against Xie Chenyan's chest, and said in a muffled voice: "Mr. Xie, didn't you say you wanted to raise a parrot?"

"Well, what's the matter?" The word parrot made Xie Chenyan's eyelids twitch. Could it be something related to Paji?

"If... I mean if," Xia Yu hesitated for a long time before tentatively opening his mouth and said, "If you have a pet parrot and one day suddenly discovers that it is actually a human being, what will you do?"

Xie Chenyan's body froze, and he had a bad premonition in his heart. Could it be that Xia Yu heard all the conversation between Paji and the smart housekeeper just now?

Xie Chenyan tried his best not to be nervous, and calmed down, "Why do you ask this question suddenly?"

"It's just... I had a dream just now. I suddenly dreamed that my parrot said it was a human being. I was thinking, what should I do if this is true."

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