On how to break up peacefully with 419 subjects

1.

I woke up.

I found an arm draped around my waist and someone lying behind me.

I close my eyes.

I may not be waking up the right way, I'm going to try again.

I woke up again.

The arm is still there, and so is the person.

I was stunned.

Let me clear my mind first.

One-night stands are very common, just like my Bai Yueguang has his friends with benefits, I also need physical venting.

But I have never done such a thing as a one-night stand.

That kind of tenderness afterwards is really not my style. After all, there are often accidental cases of warming and warming out feelings.

Then the problem is coming...

Why does my ass hurt after a one night stand?

2.

As a pure gay in the 21st century with a white moonlight in my heart and an inspiration to stick to the little daisy, I am a 1 that stands tall and straight.

Do 1 for love, that's me.

However, this awareness reminds me all the time that the flowers I have guarded for 26 years were picked last night.

The most important thing is, I can't think of being happy or not at all.

All I know is that I'm going to be falling apart right now.

A sad group.

fuck you.

angry.

I'm going to kill the person next to me.

3.

I turned around lightly, and the whole time I could feel my ass protesting against me.

Afraid that the person behind me would wake up, I didn't even move the hand that was pressing on me.

Then I take a closer look.

Oh, I've seen this 419 person before. Isn't this the father of Party A at last night's dinner?

When we first met, my radar beeped. Unfortunately, the identification result told me that this person was a 1, just like me.

The two 1's were fruitless. Apart from admiring his face and figure, I could only sigh briefly in my heart, and immediately put away all my charming thoughts.

After all, I want to guard Ju Ruyu for my Bai Yueguang.

I am really good for the new century 1.

Fuck, wait, so I was slept by Party A's father?

Then can I be an old man in this project, slump on a chair, and wait for the money?

Then wait for my Bai Yueguang to go bankrupt, take out this wallet to support him, and successfully reach the pinnacle of life?

4.

This thing starts from the day before yesterday.

The company took over a big client and wanted to design a villa with four floors.

Relying on the brotherhood with the boss for many years, he resolutely threw this fat job to me.

The numbers on the contract make me jealous, it's all money, and it will be more than enough to order a few high-end dolls with the same model as my Bai Yueguang in the future.

So I took my younger brothers in the design team and arrived at the hotel half an hour earlier yesterday, waiting for our patron father to explain his requirements.

Party A pushed the door in at seven o'clock on time, no more than one point, no less than one point, which shows that the concept of time is strong.

Seeing my five or six faces smiling like sunflowers, he was still taken aback, as if frightened.

I was also taken aback, because my mind clearly told me that this is undoubtedly the best thing I have seen in so many years.

Bah, the most handsome 1 I've ever seen.

5.

I have known my Bai Yueguang for almost 20 years.

He is my bamboo horse, named Tu Chen.

We were childhood sweethearts, we had been together since we opened our crotch pants, until we separated in college.

When I was 15 years old, I had the first wet dream and punched him. Unfortunately, he was straight, and there were a lot of AV videos on the computer that made me shrivel up to the point where I had no friends.

That year, the college entrance examination ended, which also marked that we would be separated.

We made an appointment to go on a trip, and he came to live at my house the day before departure.

He has refused to lie with me ever since we shared the bed at 16 and I kicked him out of bed so hard I couldn't help myself.

It really can't be blamed on my poor sleeping posture, my sleeping posture is obviously very good.

Standard lying down, two hands will be folded on the chest.

According to my college roommates, they were afraid that I would die every day when they woke up, because they could see me lying there in the posture of burying myself, motionless.

6.

The two of us went to Lhasa, and all the photos I took were kept in the cabinet in the room.

Although the picture shows me blushing like an ass from altitude sickness, this will be the only date in my life with my white moonlight.

Sad to say.

If you want to ask me what my greatest wish in life is, it is to get him drunk.

Then let him treat me as his friend with benefits, pick my daisies, remember nothing the next day, and be a brother for life forever.

Of course, I just put it aside to think for myself, and then I will tell you casually.

The truth is, I am cowardly, and I cherish him very much, I am not at all willing to pull him down to share this troubled water.

During the dinner last night, Tu Chen sent me a text message.

At that time, I was smiling all over my face, toasting Party A's father respectfully.

The content of the text message is very short, one line, saying that he will return to China at noon tomorrow and ask me to pick him up at the airport.

You must know that when he went abroad, I regretted that my wish in this life could not be fulfilled. Isn't this a godsend opportunity now!

So when I was happy, I drank too much.

As soon as I drank too much, I got myself drunk and gave up my daisy heroically according to the plan.

7.

I once again looked at the sleeping face of Party A's father in front of me.

It's really good-looking, and it hits my aesthetic bullseye.

Unfortunately, it's a 1.If he is not 1, then I may ask him with a shy face if he wants to be my long-term bed partner.

It's all because it didn't go right last night.

So what should I do now?Continue to lie in his arms and wait for him to wake up to give him a good morning kiss?

Mouth area, this kind of thing is too disgusting, I can't do it.

All I have to do is get dressed and run away, put my hands together, and pray that my party A dad is broken last night and doesn't remember anything.

So I moved out of his arms, took off the clothes on the ground, rinsed my face with cold water, and hurriedly closed the door without leaving a cloud.

I thought I was going to sneak out a few kilometers, but after I closed the door, I couldn't help but hold on to the wall.

Damn it, my ass really hurts.

This man's technique is really bad!

8.

I straightened my fragile waist with no expression on my face, took a taxi and went straight to the international airport.

Along the way, I wished I could lie down in front of the driver, but I could only hold my breath and lean on the window to look at the distant scenery.

For the first time, I felt that the road to the airport was so far away that I wanted to make a phone call and ask Tu Chen to come back by car.

I was suddenly in awe of the women who went to work in the field the day after giving birth.

My phone vibrated, and I took it out to have a look.

Hehe, the three words in the remark are extremely clear - Mr. Yan.

Yesterday I asked Party A's father for contact information with a smile, and today I opened the message with a bitter face.

Mr. Yan: Where did you go?

9.

none of your business!

I keep brainwashing myself that this is just a guy who is looking for party B.

I thought about how I used to play Tai Chi with those vicious clients, and then replied a message with shaking hands.

——Dear, it’s Saturday and Monday that we don’t start work^^.

I always feel a little guilty when the message is sent out.

It's as if I patted my ass and left the next day after holding him down all night.

But in fact, it was me who was pushed and fucked.

After thinking about it for a while, I decided to add a sentence.

——I have something to do at home, I'm a little busy^^.

In this way, it will cause the other party that I have no time recently, and it must not be my illusion that I went to bed last night.

perfect.

At this moment, the phone "buzzed" again, which made me tremble all over and almost let go.

Mr. Yan: Well, dear.

10.

...No, why does it feel a little strange.

I can't tell.

I looked at the text message interface of the mobile phone, and there were two "pros" from top to bottom.

One was sent by me, and the other was sent by Party A’s father.

That's my standard customer service spoken language, which is the condensed essence of my supreme respect for all customers.

But what Party A's father said seems to be teasing me no matter how you look at it.

I thought I would be molested when I hit a straight 1 all over the bar every day?

Oh, a joke.

So I kept my face cold and my hands stopped shaking.

I kept replying to him.

I'm not an honest person. I believe that if I'm bullied, I'll be bullied back. If I've been molested, I must go back.

——Thank you for your understanding, I believe we will get along very happily in the future.

--mwah!Compare your heart!

The author has something to say:

Yan Shen: A text message from my boyfriend, cute///.Gu Tianxing: I'm single, thank you.