On how to break up peacefully with 419 subjects

11.

If one day I die, it must be my wave.

If one day I was fired by the company, it must be that I molested Party A and was reported.

But I swear, this is really my first time, and it won't happen again.

After calming down, I deleted the record of the cute message, pretending to myself that I hadn't sent it in the first place.

Fortunately, it seems that Mr. Yan intends to cooperate, or he was embarrassed by my teasing and ignored me.

I breathed a sigh of relief.

Just let what happened last night blow away with the wind, I am still the one who has a crush on Bai Yueguang.

12.

Not long after I arrived at the airport, Tu Chen called.

"Tianxing, where is it?"

His voice has not changed, and he still has the same sunny vigor as the year he left, which instantly lifted all the gloom I had settled down.

Well, I'm going to get him drunk tonight!

I looked around: "Exit No. [-], you go directly to the most handsome one in the crowd."

Tu Chen laughed loudly, and raised an arm in the station: "Come on, look, handsome guy."

When I was excited, I strode forward, and the pain made me sprain my feet, and I almost knelt in front of him.

Tu Chen stretched out his hand to help me, his teeth bared: "I haven't been back for a few years, and the Spring Festival time has changed?"

I laughed dryly and scolded Yan Shen a thousand and one times in my heart: "Didn't you not come back a few years ago, I have to return all the red envelopes you didn't give me."

Tu Chen tut: "Then you won't be able to get it, and all the money will be used to buy you a game console."

My eyes lit up, and regardless of the crowd watching, I hugged him and confessed for the nth time: "Daddy loves you."

13.

I am too familiar with Tu Chen.

How familiar are you?

Even if I look at him affectionately and tell him that I love him, he will take it as a joke and laugh it off.

But also because of this, I can hug him unscrupulously, whisper to him, and call myself "my husband" in front of him.

Sometimes he would not take it seriously, just listen to it and let it go, sometimes he would press me and beat me up, yelling that he didn't know who the husband was.

When I was in high school, I went to his house to do my homework, and I wrote it and someone mentioned it. I secretly locked the door and watched the movie together on the bed.

The resources he found, the actresses are very good, so that I didn't get hard from the beginning to the end.

But I can't help it!Such a high-quality film, such a vigorous puberty, if Tu Chen asked me if there was something wrong with me, how would I answer it!

So I secretly looked at his flushed face, politely stiffened.

Then he suddenly lifted the quilt on me and looked at me.

Not only was I not intimidated, my little brother jumped excitedly in his sight and greeted him very warmly.

And then?

Then he copied all the works of that actress into a USB flash drive and gave it to me as a gift.

As a result, my mother took the USB flash drive when copying the data, and went back and taught me a lesson with my father for two hours.

I want to cry but have no tears, I said I have never seen it!

My mother sneered: "Hehe, the next sentence I haven't read is to say that this thing was forced on you by someone else?"

I nodded like a chick pecking at rice: "It's still you and I who have the same heart."

So I was beaten up a second time, on the grounds that I didn't dare to do things.

NMD, I'm really in tears.

14.

Tu Chen's job had just been settled, and it was an invitation sent by the company in the city.

He also intends to settle down when he returns to China this time, so before looking for a new house, I invited him to live in my house.

On the way back, I hugged his shoulders carelessly: "The guest room is packed for you, and the pillows you hugged at my house when you were young are still there."

Tu Chen asked strangely: "Are you secretly in love with me? When did it all come from? Do you still keep it after so many years?"

I teased wantonly: "Yes, otherwise I can keep it."

Tu Chen smiled and poked my waist: "It's been so many years, and I'm still so unruly."

I still have two handprints on my waist, which are bruised and purple.

Being poked by him like this, I dodged subconsciously, and the smile on my face froze.

Just moving like that, my butt hurts again.

Fuck, Yan Shen who killed a thousand swords.

When the project is over, I must find a chance to fuck back.

15.

When I got home, I decided to cook hot pot and eat it.

One pot and two pairs of chopsticks can enhance friendship.

So I took off my coat, sat down at the table, and opened a whole case of beer against the rising mist.

I really want to make him drunk, but also let him not return.

But his expression became strange: "What is the piece on your neck?"

What?What's on my neck?

I thought about it.

Oh, he may have seen the jade hanging on me.

This is the marriage jade that I went to the temple to ask for in college, saying that I could meet a good marriage.

At that time, I still thought about Tu Chenqiu, but can I say this?

So I waved my hand and brought up the big truth that my mother often blurted out when I was a child: "Children don't ask about grown-ups."

Tu Chen's expression became even weirder.

16.

When we got excited, I hiccupped and asked, "By the way, what about your sex buddy, didn't you bring it back with you when you returned to China?"

"How do you know..." Tu Chen held the beer can and paused for a few seconds: "It's just a friend with a gun, what are you doing with it? I'm leaving, so I will naturally break up."

Also Oh, makes sense.

But since he didn't bring it back, does that mean he didn't have a regular bed partner after returning to China?

Or I'll introduce myself, anyway, he thought I was telling a joke, and I told it as a joke.

Before I could speak, he asked, "What about you?"

I?What am I.

Of course I am waiting for you to return home.

I put on the most unscrupulous appearance, smiling and intending to say what I thought in my heart: "I, I'm waiting... oh shit!"

If you drink too much, your brain will become stupid.

The mobile phone on the table vibrated, and the table shook together, making me think it was an earthquake.

I stared at the phone screen in a daze, and found that it was the call from Party A's father whose technology was so bad that it hurt my butt last night.

Take it, what else can I do, Party A is God.

17.

Yan Shen opened his mouth and asked if he was done.

I thought about it dully, what am I busy with.

Oh, I was busy taking my Bai Yueguang home, cooking hot pot for him, getting him drunk, and giving him my second time.

Whoops, the second time.

I am angry.

I dropped my chopsticks and yelled at the other side of the phone: "If it weren't for you, would I be able to do this today!"

Yan Shen seemed to be intimidated by me, and he didn't say anything for a long time.

My mind turned, no, this is my father of Party A, how could I have such a bad attitude.

It's business, I can't mix personal feelings.

So my voice softened: "I'm not busy anymore, as long as you have something to do, I'm free anytime!"

As long as you are still my customer, then I will serve you at home. Even if you ask me to go to the villa to measure the size, I can jump up and down for money regardless of the pain in my butt.

18.

Yan Shen didn't ask me to measure the size, but asked me for the residential address.

"Ah?" I subconsciously asked, "You want to come to my house?"

He just hummed.

His voice was very low, itching in my ears, I confessed it without thinking.

Tu Chen asked, "Do you have friends who want to come over?"

As soon as I hung up the phone, I wondered what Party A's father was doing at my house.

After pondering for a long time, I shook my legs and went to the kitchen to wash and order dishes.

"It's not a friend." I chopped the spinach again and again, "maybe he wants to eat hot pot?"

But Tu Chen and I finished eating the meat, so Yan Shen could only eat some pumpkin and green vegetables.

19.

After half an hour.

I was slumped on the table like a dead fish.

As soon as I opened my eyes, my Bai Yueguang was standing in front of me. He seemed to be lifting my collar to check my marriage jade.

When the doorbell rang, he met my dazed gaze, and with his hand, it hurt so much that Gulu rolled off the stool.

My waist, my crotch, my ass.

It all hurts.

I had a bitter face, and when I raised my eyes, Tu Chen frowned, as if I owed him 800 million.

No, it was agreed that you would be drunk, why are you still not drunk?

I'm going to die, how can you still be so good.

Without even thinking about it, I grabbed his trousers and yelled, "Drink quickly!"

The building intercom jingled again, as if in mourning.

Tu Chen turned around and left, leaving me with an empty hand.

...Forget it, don't catch it.

I'll sleep first.

20.

A pair of hands picked me up from the ground.

I haven't seen him for a few years, and this little brat has grown so strong that he can even hug me.

Now that you can hug me, is it still far from pounced on me?

I groaned and hugged the man's neck, and squinted my eyes.

What the hell!

Isn't Tu Chen standing right at the door!

My eyes widened instantly.

Then who the hell is holding me!

When I looked up, I was half sober.

Isn't this my 419 target, my God-like Party A?

Seeing me looking at him, Yan Shen put me on the bed: "I thought you were so busy that you got up in the morning and left without saying hello, so I've been feeling guilty all afternoon."

I flinched, with a huge question mark on my head: "Am I busy?"

Yan Shen put his arms beside my face and nodded expressionlessly: "Well, I'm busy eating with others behind my back."

No... Your words are very strange!

What are you doing behind my back when I have a meal! ?

The author has something to say:

Yan Shen: My boyfriend is having dinner at home with someone behind my back. I'm not happy.

Gu Tianxing: I'm really single, thank you!