On how to break up peacefully with 419 subjects

21.

Now, I have a headache.

In order to get drunk on Tu Chen, I drank one bottle after another, and felt a little nauseous after lying on the bed for a long time.

I want to figure out what happened so far.

I took Tu Chen home and ate hot pot. When I was half drunk, my benefactor called and asked for my address, and I said it in a daze.

Then my benefactor came to the door and said that I was having hot pot with others behind his back.

……

……Um.

I probably understand.

My party A's father is not happy, he thinks I don't call him for eating hot pot.

Come early, come early and let's eat together.

These days, it's not easy to take over a job, and you have to invite Party A to eat hot pot.

22.

After sending me in, Yan Shen closed the door and went out by himself.

I lay dry for a while, and suddenly felt thirsty. I got up and planned to get a glass of water. By the way, I told Tu Chen that there was a toothbrush cup I had prepared in the cabinet.

Before the door was opened, I heard someone talking in the living room.

One person seemed a little emotional: "I have known him for so long, and I have never heard of your existence from him!"

The other person answered calmly after a while: "Now you know?"

What do you say?know what?

I put my ears closer, and suddenly it became quiet outside.

I'm a little confused, I don't know whether to go out or not.

But this is obviously my home.

23.

No one knows me better than my mother.

In college, I came out.

The reason is very simple. There was a girl in the school who confessed to me. At night, holding flowers and holding a microphone, she called my name downstairs in the dormitory, which made the whole building boo.

However, I found that I really didn't feel any heartbeat, and it was very annoying.

At that time, I knew that I had to go astray on this road.

In fact, it may have been earlier, when I became tough on Tu Chen, I had no way out.

My mother was also very calm, she just scolded me a few words, and rolled her eyes at me, saying that she and my father could have a second child as she said a few years ago.

But that night, she came to my room after my dad fell asleep and asked me if I liked Tu Chen.

I laughed in denial at first, just like my reaction every time I quarreled with Tu Chen: "How could it be, you think too much."

Then I saw that my mother was not smiling, she was asking me this question seriously.

I said yes, I like Tu Chen.

My mother said, you can't like him, you can't bring him on this road.

I know, I won't tell him.

24.

After graduating from college, when other parents started to arrange blind dates for their children, my mother was checking out my same-sex friends one by one.

It's not that it hindered my relationship, but she didn't sleep well for a month or two, and she was all trying to understand the messy things in this circle.

She is afraid that I will be unkind to others.

I smiled and patted her on the shoulder, saying that she was simply worrying.

Because his son is a pure 1, the kind who messes with people, he wears condoms when dating, and thieves pay attention to personal hygiene.

Then I was beaten up by her, which was worse than when I came out. She said she was worried that I would harm other boys.

I'm going to cry again.

On the day of his 26th birthday, Tu Chen hadn’t returned to China yet, and I found out on the same day that he had a regular sex buddy who was an international student a few years younger.

I drank a lot that day, floated all the way home, and answered my mother's phone call.

She asked on the phone: "When will you find someone to settle down?"

I smacked my lips against the cold door: "Wait a little longer."

25.

After graduating from university four years ago, Tu Chen went abroad, and I became a prostitute in the gay circle in the city.

Others said that Tu Chen got a girlfriend and broke up again, and was chased by an enthusiastic blonde beauty in school to confess his love. I just listened happily, and my bed partner changed every day.

Later, I have dated more people, and more people like me, and there are always people trying to keep me in bed, so that I can be upgraded from the 419 object.

But I can't help it, I don't even bother to do the cleaning after the event, and I have become famous in the circle as a scumbag.

When people talk about me, they will say to those zeros who are new to the bar and don't know much about the world, "It's okay to play with Gu Tianxing, but don't fall in love with him, that person never spits out his heart."

But they don't know, in fact, I also want to find someone to settle down.

When will I be able to honestly hold someone and sleep until dawn?

I thought about it.

When Tu Chen gets married, I will be his best man.I would smile and pat him on the shoulder, and then give him a huge red envelope.

When it was his bridal night, I tried to agree to those zeros who pursued me.I will spend the night in their bed until dawn.

I will buy a pair of rings, I will order a car of roses, I will take the future one to meet my parents, let the whole circle laugh at me as a loafer know that I am not playing anymore, calm down, and learn To love someone well.

26.

These are all things I have considered so far, and I have never had unreasonable expectations.

Just like I know that I will also take care of my other half in the future, so I have to work hard to make money to raise a house and buy a car before I get tired.

He also worked hard to save the red envelopes for Tu Chen's wedding.

Ugh.

I'm still going to open the door.

The two people in the living room chatted about whatever they liked, so I drank a glass of water and went to sleep.

I am the owner of the house, and I am free to do whatever I want. Even if I take off my clothes and run naked, they must cover my eyes at my order!

Thinking of this, I proudly turned down the armrest.

As soon as the door opened, Yan Shen's flat face was revealed.

He was also holding a glass in his hand, with some unstirred honey floating in it.

"Why did you get up?"

27.

How embarrassing is this, let Party A's father pour water for me in person.

I squatted on the ground holding the cup, but he bent down and picked it up again, almost spraying water from his mouth all over his face.

In fact, I have to say that this Yan Shen is more like 1 than me.

He is very comfortable in his arms, and he knows how to clean up after going to bed.

It's just that the technology is not good, it's been a day, and I still feel uncomfortable lying on my back.

I did the math, and it took only a few months for this project to be delivered.

As soon as the manuscript is handed in, I will ask him to do it again and teach him how to make a high-tech TOP.

But so far, the zeros I've hugged are all delicate and frail, and none of them exceeds 1.8 meters.

like him...

I squinted and looked at it, and I have to say, it was quite exciting.

I'm a little looking forward to it.

As soon as I was looking forward to it, I accidentally shed a halazi.

28.

so far so good.

I had a cup in my hand, and it didn't drip on the floor.

I think, if you want to find someone to live with in the future, you must find a handsome one.

You see, hanging around your eyes every day, it must be interesting.

Yan Shen can barely make do with this.

If when Tu Chen gets married and there is no one around Yan Shen, I can consider chasing him and bring him back to show my mother.

Isn't it a secret pleasure to find someone who is more handsome than her son?

I don't know if there is a partner for a high-quality variety like Yan Shen.

But I won't come out to mess around if I have a partner, but in order to prevent me from being a third party, I still have to ask in advance.

But after all, the two of us just had sex last night, so it's a little strange to ask this question so quickly, as if I was rushing to get into the room.

No.

I decided to use a different euphemism.

"Hey, Boss Yan, is your boyfriend handsome?"

29.

Where is the applause!

Look at how well I asked this question!

If he says handsome, it means he has a boyfriend.

If he said he didn't have a boyfriend, wouldn't he get a correct answer?

I applaud my wit.

Yan Shen took a look at me and suddenly smiled.

He really laughed...

Think day.

30.

I decided not to wait until the project was over, but halfway through the project, and I was going to meow him.

My blood gushes up.

Even if he doesn't like it, I'll use my first coercion and temptation.

"handsome."

He knelt on my waist with one leg, bowed his head and uttered a word.

Looking up from the bottom like this, the gentleness of his brows and eyes is almost irresistible, and my little heart skipped a beat.

……Etc., etc.

What did he just say.

Hold.

Some boyfriends come out to play 419.

I wrapped myself in the quilt and rolled into the bed.

Bye bye, scumbag.

The author has something to say:

Yan Shen: My boyfriend asked me if he was handsome, um...of course he is handsome.

Gu Tianxing: Shut up, scumbag.