I, mouth gun, number one in the world [Transmigration Book]

Up to now, Duan Cangyu can only grit his teeth to clean up the mess left by the character card. He used the excuse of drinking tea, and after a while, a set of rhetoric was brewing in his mind, hoping that his nonsense would work this time.

"What Duan said was not a joke, but a sincere request."

Seeing what he said, Lord Shenxiu stroked his beard and thought about it, becoming even more curious, and asked, "Why does Mr. Duan want to be sworn obeisance to this old man?"

"Duan was entrusted by an old friend."

"Who is it?"

"It is Lingtu Xiaoyaojun."

After Duan Cangyu finished speaking, Si Yihan's face shook and he couldn't help but lightly reprimanded "ridiculous". Although Shenxiu Jun was not as exposed as Si Yihan, he still frowned and remained silent.

Duan Cangyu looked calm, and said slowly:

“This matter needs to start from a hundred years ago.

Duan's sect practiced in seclusion from the world, and the founder of the sect left a decree that all disciples of my sect are not allowed to leave without authorization.It's a pity that as time goes by, there are always some people...

One year ago, my teaching was divided into two factions due to disagreement of ideas. One is called the sect, and those who stick to the teaching order are responsible for guarding the gate.The other is to attack the door, just to be free and unrestrained.

Duan belongs to Gongmen.

Two years ago, a foreigner, Nicholas Zhao Si, escaped from disaster and was dying. He was rescued by disciples patrolling the sect. All is well.

Until one month ago, he actually took advantage of the battle between the sect master and the Shou sect master to steal the secret treasure of the Shou sect and then fled to the Di Shou sect boundary, trying to cause the two factions to kill each other.

It's a pity that he didn't expect that although the two factions have been fighting each other for many years, they can let go of their grudges and fight together if they encounter foreign enemies, and they know that each other disdains to use this method to win.

After reasonable investigation by disciples of the two factions, it turned out that Nicholas Zhao Si was a spy from an organization whose emblem was "Standing and Walking Groundhog" and named "Die You", and had fled to the Central Plains.

Duan came to recover the secret treasure under the order of the head of the sect, but Nicholas Zhao Si was proficient in the art of disguise and bone shrinkage, and he escaped several times.His last trace was in the border town.

Because of this, Duan met Mr. Xiaoyao and made friends with his sword in the border town.Although they only got together for a few days, Duan and Mr. Xiaoyao cherished each other and talked about everything.

He also said: I have practiced swords for more than [-] years, and I only respect three people. The sword demon Han Qiuling is one of them, and the other two are my step and my teacher Shen Xiujun.

It's not that Yu Tangtu boasted that his family teacher is already at the peak of martial arts, if it's a pity, he has never met an opponent in half his life, and there is no one in the world who can fight against it.

After the work is over, why not go to Shangqing Mountain for a visit, I will sweep the couch to welcome you, and you can also discuss with your family teacher.

Duan naturally agreed, and after parting, Mr. Xiaoyao went to the appointment with the sword demon Chongyang.

I hate that Nicholas Zhao Si is so cunning that he sneaked up on Duan, disguised himself as Duan, deceived Mr. Xiaoyao, and married him with the sword demon..."

Speaking of this, Duan Cangyu lowered his eyes naturally, pretended to be sad, and continued after a while, "Lei Feng is a saint passed down from generation to generation in a certain clan of Duan, and Nicholas Zhao Si actually used Lei Feng's name to commit crimes and do evil, trying to trick him." Repeatedly provoking our sect to fight with the martial arts in the Central Plains, it can be seen that his heart is vicious."

Duan Cangyu felt that his face was about to be swollen from beatings, and the character card of this cannonball skill was completely harming others and benefiting himself.

And even if it is a modern version of classical Chinese that is half ancient, it is too difficult for him to compile.But seeing that Shen Xiujun and Si Yihan were obviously caught up in his story, he felt that he could bear it any longer, the bigger the story, the more bluffing it would be.

"Although Mr. Xiaoyao has been martyred, a promise is made and will not be changed for a lifetime. Duan Moumou came here to tell the truth about the tragic death of Mr. Xiaoyao of the Galaxy Sect, and to compete with Mr. Shenxiu.

It's just that Duan's school has a rule - respect the old and love the young, and only fight with peers.No way...if you want to compete with Shenxiu-jun, you can only make Shenxiu-jun Duan's peer, so...Duan thinks that if he can worship Shenxiu-jun, then Shenxiu-jun will be Duan's peer. "

Shen Xiujun was silent for a long time after listening, Duan Cangyu still lowered his face, afraid that people would see that he was lying, while the hand under the table was tightly holding the corner of his clothes, and jumped off the building in a panic. Suddenly, he began to pray to God and worship Buddha.

Although he has something to do with god and nothing to do with science, but he is really a devout believer at the moment, please bless all gods!

After a while, Shenxiu Jun said: "How can you prove that what you are saying now is not false?"

"It's easy, Mr. Xiaoyao once told Duan about an interesting childhood incident." Duan Cangyu wrote the word "bee" on the stone table with his finger dipped in tea.

When Tian Yazi first joined the Xinghe School, he was still young and had a playful heart, and he and Han Qiuling quarreled all day long, making the school restless.Lord Shenxiu then punished them to go down the mountain to catch a thousand bees each. In the end, the two returned to the mountain with wounds all over their bodies, and their faces were swollen like pigs' heads.

The author of the original book will write some short stories about the main characters in each chapter. The "bee" incident is the one that Duan Cangyu remembers the most. It is the best time to use it as a supplement!

When Shenxiu-jun saw this word, he believed it even more.

It has been more than 50 years since the matter of "catching bees", if Tian Yazi hadn't mentioned it himself, people of Duan Cangyu's age would never have known about it.Besides, if it wasn't for the really good relationship, Tian Yazi wouldn't tell him this kind of childhood embarrassment.

But in the final analysis, Lord Shenxiu does not believe in Duan Cangyu, but in Tianyazi's way of seeing people.

After a while, Lord Shenxiu said: "Yihan, go and gather your disciples. Since Tianyazi was killed by a traitor, my Xinghe Sect must pay for that Musansa's blood."

"Yes, master." Si Yihan took the order and immediately swung his Da Qing Gong a few times before disappearing, leaving only Duan Cangyu and Shenxiu Jun looking at each other speechlessly.

"If there's nothing else, it's inconvenient for Duan to bother Shenxiu Jun Qingxiu anymore, so I'll take my leave first." Duan Cangyu felt that the sooner he slipped away at this time, the better.

However, Shen Xiujun slowly took another teacup, poured a new cup, stared at the unfiltered tea stems floating in the teacup, and handed it to Duan Cangyu.

"Young Master Duan might as well taste it again, how about the old man's tea art?"

Tian Yazi died so unjustly, why hasn't this stalk been overturned, Shenxiu-jun, don't you be a Scorpio...

But facing Shenxiu Jun's inexplicably loving eyes, Duan Cangyu held back his trembling hands and went to pick it up, and began to search for words to praise the tea in his mind, what kind of tea has a clear fragrance, sweet lips and teeth, elegant and pleasant , Don't have a taste, but it's a pity that it's useless.

Because Shen Xiujun let go of the tea cup when Duan Cangyu's fingertips just touched it, and then... the tea cup overturned, the porcelain cup hit the ground and shattered, and the tea was also smeared. Water stains, but quickly seeped into the ground and disappeared.

Duan Cangyu: ...Is it common for bosses to use such childish ways of revenge now?

Seeing this, Shenxiu Jun frowned, with an indelible sadness in his eyes, "It's true. Mr. Duan doesn't have any internal strength..."

Duan Cangyu:! ! !

Duan Cangyu: Come on, system, there are still humans with normal brain circuits in this world!

Duan Cangyu made up his mind and was just about to explain nonsense again when Shenxiujun grabbed his wrist, and a moment later he heard Shenxiujun sigh, "Mr.

I am afraid that this injury will be difficult to recover without ten years of recuperation.The old man is more than ninety years old, and I don't know if he can survive the next ten years...

Ugh--

Perhaps this old man is doomed to fail in this life..."

Duan Cangyu: Don't come to the system, there are no people with normal brain circuits in this world.

Shenxiujun was talking to himself, Duan Cangyu didn't bother to interrupt him, he comforted himself that Shenxiujun's thinking was OK, at least it was beneficial to himself.

"￥#%#￥......￥&￥#￥%￥@...Master Duan, why not start from the beginning!"

Duan Cangyu:? ? ?

He was in a daze, where did the big brother's thoughts go?

Shenxiu Jun had hope in his eyes, "Mr. Duan can defeat the old man's beloved apprentice Tian Yazi at a young age. He is a prodigy in martial arts. Why don't you give up this martial arts and start over again! If Mr. Duan doesn't dislike it, I don't need to be a teacher. Personally teach the ruthless sword art, and when you succeed in the future, you and I will fight together again! What do you think of this method, Mr. Duan?"

"emmm..." I really want to die!

"Okay! Since Mr. Duan doesn't object, then it's a deal!"

Duan Cangyu:? ? ?etc!boss!

"I..." Duan Cangyu wanted to struggle again, but Shenxiu-jun took his hands and looked at him, "Good! What a pair of hands holding a sword! Today is a clear sky, with both inside and outside attacking, everything is invincible , and combined with Mr. Duan's attack, it's really an auspicious day! If it doesn't hit the sun, let the old man destroy your martial arts!"

Duan Cangyu: What! ! !

After finishing speaking, Shen Xiujun lifted Duan Cangyu like a chicken and threw it into the air. A set of fingering skills played vigorously, hitting several meridians and acupoints of Duan Cangyu in succession.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!" This is Duan Cangyu.

"Who is this master, Gu Lasi, Zhao Si? He just sealed off your eight meridians, but he was able to block the second meridian of the governor as if he had failed. If there is a chance, I really want to meet Gu Lasi for a while." Zhao Si!" This is Shenxiu Jun with excited eyes.

After finishing speaking, Shenxiu-jun poured his internal energy into his fingers and walked along Duan Cangyu's Rendu's second vein, and after the internal force circulated in Duan Cangyu's body three times, after confirming that the Rendu's second vein had been re-opened, Shenxiu-jun Only then did I receive the merit.

Duan Cangyu, who landed on the ground, spit out a mouthful of blood and coughed for a while.

Shenxiu Jun nodded, "Young Master Duan's body has been drained of blood, how do you feel? Are there any signs of internal energy returning?"

Delirious · Can't control the pain · Duan Cangyu: "I seem to have returned to running in the sunset back then. My mother dragged me to Thailand to experience the authentic feeling of catching dragon tendons and killing chickens..."

Shenxiu Jun: ... Duan Gongzi's internal injury is very serious, the congestion has spread to the inside of the skull, it seems that it has to do it again!

"Crack-"

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