I, mouth gun, number one in the world [Transmigration Book]

The bright moon is in the sky, and everything is silent.

Duan Cangyu, who has been tortured for several hours, no longer remembers how he returned to the guest room assigned to him by Xinghe.Although his back hurts and he has reshaped his whole body, his mind is full of Shenxiu Jun's words - "Come back tomorrow."

It's still the kind that seems to be played endlessly in his head with a stereophonic MP3.

If we go again tomorrow...

Duan Cangyu doesn't want to recall his miserable situation today, just thinking about the nearly 400cc of "blood stasis" he just spit out, it will probably take a few months if things go on like this, no, he will be here in a few days, let alone become a Ranked No. [-] in the world overall and went home.

The system is dormant, and he only has one mouth-watering character card left... For now, he can only go 36 times.

Just leave, Duan Cangyu has no luggage and a tael of silver and no luggage to pack except for the blue clothes that he brought over from now.

He directly changed into the new clothes that Xinghe gave him, and then walked down the mountain relaxedly with the silver and the jade pendant given to him by the inexplicable disciple.

On the mountain road, Song Qingfei led a group of disciples back from patrolling down the mountain as in the past, and was about to change shifts with other senior brothers, but suddenly saw two people in front of them, as if a man and a woman were pulling each other.

Song Qingfei approached and saw something bad in her heart, and led her disciples to rush over quickly.

"What are you doing?!" Song Qingfei led his disciples to surround Duan Cangyu before the crowd arrived.

This familiar scene and plot... But the difference is that this time Duan Cangyu is really innocent, he didn't do anything.

Just now, Duan Cangyu was about to run away quietly, when he went out to escape a wave of patrolling disciples, he came to the mountain road. A woman in a sandal-colored skirt danced with the wind, her head was full of jewels and emeralds, she was tall and slim, and she was holding her back He held a sword against him and barred his way.

Although Duan Cangyu was curious about the woman's appearance, there was nothing more important than running for her life. He frowned and asked, "Why did the girl block Duan's way?"

"Where are you going?" The unexpected woman's voice was not the kind of delicate and charming Duan Cangyu imagined, but almost indistinguishable and clear.

Duan Cangyu thought that the woman was also a night watch disciple of the Xinghe Sect, so he was going to tell a lie.

"Emmm...Duan saw the sultry night, the stars were shining, and suddenly remembered the scene of "the bright moon shines among the pines, and the clear spring rocks flow upwards", and I came here to watch the night view of the mountains. "

The woman burst into anger when she heard the words, and Duan Cangyu took a few steps back in fright, "What is the night scene?! What is the night view?! I see that you were seduced by another little goblin and came to the private meeting while I was asleep. right?!"

Duan Cangyu: Huh? ? ?WTF? !

After the woman finished speaking, she turned around and put the sword on Duan Cangyu's neck, and asked viciously: "Say! Who is that little goblin?"

Duan Cangyu:! ! !

Looking at the face suddenly enlarged in front of his eyes, Duan Cangyu had already lost the ability to speak.

You never know the full extent of things until you see them.This is not a woman, this is clearly a man, even with bright red makeup on his face, it can't hide his cold temperament.A pair of bright, big eyes like black pearls were looking at him with anger and mist at the moment... now Duan Cangyu didn't even have the inner strength to react.

What a face like a Nuwa showing off skills. If the Nuwa Empress had a hand-made cabinet, this women's clothing boss must be at the top.

But sorry, he wants to be a straight man.

Seeing Duan Cangyu's eyes seemed to be shocked, the complexion of the big man in women's clothing changed suddenly, he retracted the sword he was holding, and grabbed Duan Cangyu's sleeve instead, with tears in his eyes, pretending to be a cute little girl, calling out: "Husband! ~"

Duan Cangyu: ...

Duan Cangyu:? ? ?

Duan Cangyu:! ! !

"I'm not, I'm not, I'm not worthy of you, don't talk nonsense!" Duan Cangyu came back to his senses and immediately came up with a set of four denials, trying to save the hem of his clothes from the master of women's clothing.But the big guy in women's clothing is extremely strong, and Duan Cangyu tried for a long time without success.

Hearing what he said, the women's clothing tycoon burst into tears, but he stubbornly wiped them away with his sleeve, and also wiped off the rouge makeup from the corners of his eyes.The other hand was still tightly pinching Duan Cangyu's cuff, unwilling to let go, for fear that Duan Cangyu would run away.

Duan Cangyu looked at the starry sky at a 45-degree angle, speechless. The Baibashi of this lady-wearing tycoon is a lunatic, and he can also use martial arts. With a murder weapon in his hand, he must not be messed with. It seems that he can only follow his words.

"Grand... zi... no! Aunt... girl, no, lady! Can we talk about it when we have something to go home? I still have something to do now, you go back first, and I will give it to you when I finish Let me explain! I will bring you delicious food when I go home!"

As soon as Duan Cangyu finished speaking, Song Qingfei and his group arrived. He pulled the female clothing boss over, looked him up and down and asked, "Brother, are you all right! Did he do anything to you?"

"Big...big...big brother???" Duan Cangyu was taken aback.

In the original book, Zhong Lishu, the elder brother of the Xinghe Sect, is Tian Yazi's direct disciple. If it wasn't because he was young and started late, it's really hard to say who the head of the Xinghe Sect is.And he is also the male lead alongside the direct disciple of the sword demon Han Qiuling.

That is, the original title - "The Ruthless Sword and the Ruthless Knife".

What did you say about Guangfeng Jiyue?Did you say that the instrument is magnificent?Did you say take it easy?How did you become a crazy lady-wearing tycoon? !

Duan Cangyu felt dizzy and was in urgent need of silence.He supported the tree and sat down, and began to suspect that the system might not have gone to sleep, but had gone to hide from disaster, because Duan Cangyu really wanted to crash the system now!

Zhong Lishu looked at Duan Cangyu as if he felt unwell, and hurriedly pushed Song Qingfei and the patrolling disciples away, "Who is your elder brother! You all stay away, don't you see that my husband is out of breath?"

"Husband...jun?!?!?!" Song Qingfei was stunned for a moment, then quickly figured it out, led the people back, and said: "Big... elder sister, didn't Master Tianyazi say that you have reached the point of being ruthless?" Did the critical moment of the sword formula "making trouble for no reason" make you go to retreat and practice?It's only been ten days, why did you leave the customs? "

"I'm here to catch the adulterer!" He said viciously, but in fact he just gave Duan Cangyu a light glance.

Duan Cangyu shook his body, his body was full of goose bumps, it turned out that the "unreasonable making trouble" of the ruthless sword art is such a "unreasonable making trouble"...

"System!!! Don't play dead for me! Come out!"

[Sorry about the host, the system is hibernating, please restart after completing the task~]

Duan Cangyu: ...

Zhong Lishu followed Duan Cangyu and sat down next to the tree, wanting to come forward to please Duan Cangyu, Duan Cangyu naturally wanted to refuse, but Song Qingfei looked over with a pleading look, Duan Cangyu chose to close his eyes, casually What is Zhong Lishu doing? Anyway, he is out of sight and out of mind.

Seeing Duan Cangyu tolerate his approach, Zhong Lishu was overjoyed.Song Qingfei saw that Zhong Lishu was happy, and he was also happy. By the way, he wanted to compliment a few more words, "The dress of the senior sister today is very beautiful, and the senior sister's skin is even more smooth."

The rest of the disciples also followed suit.

"That's right, big sister looks really good today."

"Can you talk?! When will the elder sister not look good?!"

"I was wrong, the senior sister is a natural beauty, "Light makeup is always suitable"! "

"Elder Sister's outfit today is just like a fairy in the Moon Palace. Even the No.1 beauty in Jianghu can't compare to Elder Sister!"

Duan Cangyu: ...I'm deaf, I'm deaf.This is the setting, it is the setting!It's all clouds, all clouds!Don't be angry, don't be angry!

Zhong Lishu's face turned red when they said it, but he kept patting Duan Cangyu's back with his hands, and said coquettishly, "What are you talking about! My husband is still here!"

Then he expressed his loyalty to Duan Cangyu, "Husband~ don't worry, they are just my juniors."

Duan Cangyu couldn't take it anymore, he stood up suddenly and shouted at everyone, "Enough!"

Everyone's attention was instantly attracted by Duan Cangyu, a pair of shining deer-like eyes looked at him, Duan Cangyu calmed down in seconds, he just had no resistance to cute things or people.

"I...I'm a little tired, I want to go back and rest."

That's all, let's run again tomorrow, he needs to sleep well and stay awake.

Zhong Lishu, who was standing silently behind Duan Cangyu before, suddenly raised an eyebrow, "You really are secretly giving and receiving with others behind my back!"

It turned out that when Duan Cangyu got up just now, he dropped the jade pendant given by his previous disciple to the ground. Now that Zhong Lishu was holding it in his hand, Duan Cangyu could already see that there was a faint crack on the jade pendant.

"This is... This is what my disciple forced on me this morning! How can I give it back to you if you crush it!" Duan Cangyu snatched it, and the jade pendant just shattered in his hand.

...Well, he has to spend money to repair it again, he is really a miserable man.

Duan Cangyu looked at Yupei distressedly, Zhong Lishu flicked his sleeves when he saw this, and started to use his lightness kung fu to fly to nowhere.

The onlookers looked at Duan Cangyu with the eyes of a scumbag and a heartless man.

Duan Cangyu: You all know it's fake, why do you still look at me like that? !

Song Qingfei was the first to react, and directed her disciples, "Hurry up and chase the big brother back!"

Song Qingfei was also there when Duan Cangyu went up the mountain yesterday, and he also knew that Duan Cangyu had now become a distinguished guest of the head of the sect, and went to see Lord Shenxiu, so he was more trusting and polite to Duan Cangyu.

He explained: "Senior Duan, my big... senior brother, he has already practiced the ninth level of the Ruthless Sword Art, and he has to overcome the level of "making trouble for no reason", so please don't take it to heart, and don't worry about it." easily disclosed to others. "

What can Duan Cangyu do?He sighed and asked, "Is this what your big brother always does?"

He can't accept that one of the male protagonists will always maintain this "unreasonable troublemaking" state.

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