No Misfortune Self-Help Guide

Wu Leng looked at the figure in front of him in a daze, always feeling that his face was different from the faces of other people in Diewu.

It seems darker, or dimmer?

With Wu Mi's near-blind eyesight now, he couldn't see clearly the evil spirit with six eyes on his face who was wearing a black and purple checked feather weaving.

Being able to barely distinguish colors and outlines is considered a very good condition for him.

"Turn...wind up?"

The majesty and killing intent of Shangxian's evil ghost was too strong. The member of the ghost killing team who was closest to the ward and who was resting rushed into the room with a knife in his hand, and was instantly stunned in place.

All six eyes of the Shangxian evil ghost in ancient samurai uniform looked at the members of the ghost killing team at the door.

As a samurai, there is no need to hide, no need to cower, and you will kill the enemy.

Wu Mi did not see clearly what the purple-black figure in front of him was doing, only felt a flash of light, a powerful arm lifted his arm, and flew out of the wide open window with the whole person.

"Strike on the Butterfly House——"

Wu Mi couldn't hear the sounds around him, but he could smell the rusty smell of the person in front of him, which was almost condensed with blood, but a fresh, bloody smell that seemed to be warm.

The surrounding cold wind blows over Wu Mi's cheeks, and other senses seem to be weakened a lot, only the lingering bloody smell still seems to remain in the nostrils.

Wu Mi's body trembled, and Heishi Mou immediately grabbed him and landed him in a courtyard.

"vomit……"

Wu Mi's face was paler than paper, and he knelt on the ground and vomited violently, but he didn't eat anything, so he had to retch non-stop.

Hei Si Mou stood still without saying a word, his eyes fell on Wu Mi, but no one knew what those terrifying six eyes saw.

It wasn't until Wu Mi vomited that he had no strength and was almost half-conscious that Hei Si Mou grabbed Wu Mian again and led him on his way.

……

When Wu Mi woke up again, he had no idea where he was.

If he hadn't seen the faint moonlight outside the window after getting used to it for a while, he would have wondered if he had returned to the situation where he couldn't see anything before.

Wu Mi staggered and walked in the house half looking and half groping, until he was about to walk out of the courtyard when he was stopped by a knife in front of him.

The warrior sitting cross-legged under the moonlight seemed to have merged with the night, if it wasn't for the faint smell of rust, Wu Mi would almost have thought he had left.

Wu Mi tentatively pushed it coldly, but it felt slightly hard and elastic to the touch, and the uneven blade did not push away.

The densely packed red eyeballs on the knife turned, all facing Wu Mi's direction in a uniform manner.

If it weren't for Wu Mi's poor eyesight now, I'm afraid he would be shocked by these creepy things.

Unable to push the blade away, Wu Mi quickly gave up. He has a deep understanding of his own shortcomings and will not choose to confront dangerous things.

Seeing Wu Mi's intentions, Hei Si Mou flipped his blade and touched the place where the bone whistle hung on Wu Mi's chest.

With a flustered expression on his face, he took a step back from the direction of the blade, and clenched the bone whistle tightly through his clothes, as if this would protect the bone whistle from harm.

Fortunately, the knife didn't chase after Wu Mi, but took it back after clicking the bone whistle.

Wu Mi stood there for a while, and seemed to slowly understand what Hei Si Mou meant.

Don't blow this whistle casually.

The whistle made of Oni Mai Tsuji's bones can only be heard by Mumai and Oni Mai Tsuji in the Heian-kyo period, because Oni Mai Tsuji did not create other ghosts in the Heian-kyo era, but in Taisho, there are too many ghosts that can be heard.

And after listening for so long, the only one who found the Butterfly House to bring Wu Jing out was Hei Simou.

Hei Si Mou didn't open his mouth to explain, he knew that Wu Mi would not hear him, so after "explaining" the situation with simple actions, he pushed a plate of food in front of Wu Mi.

It tastes like rice and seaweed.

Wu Mi was left in the courtyard of the purple-black figure.

In fact, it is not much different from when he stayed in the Butterfly House, except that during the day, there will be no sunlight indoors, and Hei Si Mou does not allow him to go to the yard during the day.

But fortunately, Hei Si Mou didn't produce the same bloody smell as last time in the follow-up. Except that he couldn't see the sun all the time and his skin became whiter and whiter, nothing went wrong.

Wu Mi's eyesight didn't get any better, but her stomach got bigger than before.

Probably because of the underwear, it can be seen to a certain extent, the abdomen is a little protruding, and sometimes there will be strange movements inside.

The impact of this change is that the body has become bulkier. Wu Mi doesn't understand the reason, and Hei Si Mou naturally won't explain it to him.

After all, neither of them are talkative characters.

This kind of peaceful life lasted until one night, someone came to visit.

"Your Excellency Hei Si Mou, you also heard the call from four months ago... Ah, Lord Wu Mi is here with you."

"Your Excellency Hei Si Mou is indeed the person most valued by Mr. Wu Mi. You went to the Butterfly House to intercept him yourself, right?"

The evil ghost holding a golden lotus fan squeezed into the room familiarly, bent down to observe the sleeping Wu Mi, his colorful pupils were full of harmless curiosity.

"It seems to be the smell of Master Wu Mi, but it doesn't seem to be... Well, what is this?"

"rude."

Tong Mo stretched out his claws, and before he could touch Wu Mi's stomach, he was blocked by Heishimu's knife.

One more step forward, I am afraid that the hand will be cut off.

"I'm also very concerned about Lord Wu Mi, it's too fierce, Your Excellency Hei Si Mou."

Tong Mo sat down cross-legged in front of Wuyan familiarly, and stretched his neck eagerly to look at Heishimu, "Hey, tell me, who is he? Although he has the same face as Master Wuyan, he is A human being."

Hei Si Mou is silent, he actually doesn't know who Wu Mi is, but what he can "see" is different from Tong Mo, so he knows more.

"I'm also Lord Wu Mi's first stringer, tell me? Tell me?"

Hei Si Mou really didn't want to be with such an annoying guy, it was like this in the past, and it still is now.If he doesn't tell the truth, I'm afraid he will be annoyed forever.

"...Master Wu Mi...parasitic...in his body."

"I knew, how could Mr. Wu Mi disappear because of an ordinary explosion. It turned out that he was still planning other things!"

Tong Mo changed from sitting cross-legged to half-lying on the tatami, propping his head on one arm, and looked at Wu Mi carefully.

"Is he now giving birth to Lord Wu Mi again?"

The excitement revealed in those clear seven-color pupils almost makes people who don't know it joy along with it.

"Your Excellency Hei Si Mou, why don't you entrust him to my care, most of my Bliss Cult members are women, you definitely don't know how to deal with the follow-up related matters."

"..."

Hei Si Mou didn't answer directly, and Tong Mo always seemed not so reassuring.

"It doesn't matter if you come to the Bliss Sect together."

"Or, Your Excellency Shang Xianyi, you have already learned the art of midwifery for Mr. Wu Mi?"

Hei Si Mou's six eyes seemed a little stiff for some reason, he pointed at Wu Mi, "Deaf...eye disease."

"It turns out that there is such a miserable thing about him."

Tong Mo's face showed a signature look of compassion, and crystal clear tears were about to roll down from his eyes almost immediately.

"Your Excellency Black Death Mou..."

Hei Si Mou got up without saying a word, directly abandoned the yard, and left quickly in the night.

"I haven't finished yet, Your Excellency Hei Si Mou is really a ghost with bad patience."

The compassion on Tong Mo's face cleared up, and he pressed his lotus fan against his lips.

"Okay, you're coming home with me now~"

Tong Mo stretched out his hand and pushed Wumi, directly waking him up from his sleep.

Wu Mi stared blankly at the blurry figure with light hair in front of him, his nostrils were filled with a faint smell of alcohol, and there was a certain smell hidden under the smell of alcohol, which he didn't like.

"If a man can conceive like a woman, doesn't that mean...the nutrition and taste can be equal to that of a woman?"

"Is that right? Lord Wu Mi."

The author has something to say: There are still ten seconds before Gui Mi Lao Gong arrives at the battlefield~

It's almost over, when it's over, go to the Yaocan next door

感谢在2022-03-1209:16:50~2022-03-1313:27:15期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Sheath Ji X Jueluo;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of randi; 2 bottles of kostanj; 1 bottle of Ichliebeihn;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!