No Misfortune Self-Help Guide

Wu Mi was brought to Wan Shi Bliss Cult by Tong Mo.

There were more people here than in Butterfly House, and the smell was more mixed, but there was no wisteria smell that made him dizzy.

Humming the tune he made up, Tong Mo walked slowly to the backyard of the Bliss Sect.

"My lord is in a good mood today?"

The young girl who lives in the Bliss Sect followed behind Tong Mo.

"Yes, another unfortunate child was saved today."

Tong Mo stopped and looked at the girl beside him, "Sha Xu-chan~ Go and give that custom-made school uniform to the new kid, he can't hear or see it."

"Huh? That dress?"

Sha Xu covered his mouth in surprise, his eyes filled with envy again.

Because the amount of information in the words was too large, she overlooked that what Tong Mo mentioned was not "she" but "he".

"Go, go, after changing your clothes, bring him to the main hall."

Tong Mo's colorful pupils seemed to be filled with some kind of anticipation.

"Ok."

Sha Xu, who was ordered to go, took his clothes and hurried to the reception room where the Protestants were waiting. Sure enough, he saw the deaf and blind child whom the leader said was very unfortunate.

"Are you already pregnant with Liujia?"

There was a bitterness in her eyes that could see through life in pity, and she sighed slightly when she looked at this handsome and indistinguishable child.

Sha Xu gently helped Wu Mi take off his underwear, and suddenly froze on the spot.

It's understandable to be less plump, and it's understandable to have a body that looks like it's five months pregnant, but the rest... can't be understood.

After staying for a while, she uttered a short cry of surprise and ran out of the reception room covering her face.

Wu Mi didn't know what happened. In the past, servants often helped him change his clothes, but this had never happened before. Half of the people suddenly ran away.

It was obviously very cold in early spring without clothes on, so Wu Mi used his bad eyes and groped with his hands to find the new clothes that had been put aside.

This kind of thing can't be difficult, as long as he regained a little vision in the butterfly house, he can barely recall the details of putting on clothes in the past, and he changed his clothes by himself.

Wu Mi unfolded the folded clothes, put them far and close under the candlelight, and then barely put them on her body.

This dress is easier to wear than other clothes. The downside is probably that Wu Mi doesn't think this dress is very warm.

It's been so long, why hasn't Onimai Tsuji come to him yet?

Sitting on his knees in the reception room, Wu Mi began to become disobedient again when he touched it, arching his stomach with his palms, and felt that the fabric of the clothes this time was different from usual.

If the stomach grows longer, I am afraid it will become very difficult to kneel and sit.

"Hey……"

Sha Xu, who ran away for a long time, finished his ideological work, and then came back procrastinatingly. Seeing that Wu Mi had changed his clothes, he breathed a sigh of relief, but his face slowly turned red again.

Why, how can there be a man who wears a school uniform and makes people blush more than a woman?

She scanned Wu Mi from head to toe, her eyes were secretive but extremely excited.

She stared at it for a moment, then remembered that the person in front of her could neither hear nor see, and her eyes gradually became presumptuous.

Sha Xu didn't step forward until he had admired enough, pulled Wu Mian up, and signaled him to follow him.

Facing the strange environment and strange people, Wu Mi did not try to resist without coming up, but followed his figure and walked out of the reception room step by step.

Even the Wanshi Bliss Church at night is not deserted. There is a long red carpet on the road from the outer hall to the main hall. Female believers who have not rested will occasionally pass by, but they are all held by others on the red carpet. Wu Mi who walked slowly was shocked.

The believers whispered softly, and when they heard some news, they gradually amplified their voices.

"The leader hasn't let the pregnant believers wear the uniform yet."

"I've never seen anyone wearing a school uniform like this..."

"I think she has the body shape of a man."

"I hear she can't see or hear."

"is that true?"

Sitting on the lotus seat in the center of the main hall, Tong Mo watched closely Wu Mi who was walking step by step, and slowly sat up straight, his throat rolling.

Appetite, ○ desire have become more and more intense.

As Wu Mi approached, the nails on Tong Mo's hands became longer and longer, and the colorful pupils shone with anticipation and coldness.

"you wanna die."

Before Wu Mi stepped onto the lotus seat, Tong Mo's head suddenly exploded.

Wu Mi was startled, as if the memory deep in his soul had been awakened, and suddenly looked in the direction of the sound.

"Onimai Tsuji!"

"I'm here."

Guiwu Tsuji shook off the blood stains on his hands, turned around and hugged Wu Mi in his arms, and brought him back to the kingdom of infinity, leaving only the blood-stained main hall of the Bliss Cult.

"What, it turns out that Mr. Wu Mi is fine at all, I didn't expect His Excellency Hei Si Mou to make such a joke."

The blood on the ground gathered and re-condensed into a talking head.

The body that lost its head bent down to pick up the head, and put it back on its neck.

"What is the identity of that person is really curious."

Tong Mo clapped his hands with a smile, and looked at the chaotic main hall, "Okay, okay, don't quarrel, let's all return to the bliss of eternal life with me today."

……

Wu Mi couldn't tell the time, and didn't know how long it had been since he and Oni Wu Tsuji hadn't seen each other.

But when he heard a familiar voice and smelled a familiar smell, he suddenly felt that all of this was nothing.

Gui Wu Tsuji's red plum-colored eyes looked at Wu Mi without blinking, so greedy that he wanted to completely melt him into his body.

"Who put this on for you?"

Guiwu Tsuji buried his head on Wucan's shoulder and said in a deep voice.

"It's me, I can dress myself..."

There was some pride subconsciously in Wu Can's tone, "Onimai Tsuji, what you are wearing is also weird, but it looks good."

Guiwu Tsuji let go of Wu Mi, and looked at Wu Mi silently, and Wu Mi looked at Gui Wu Tsuji very happily.

In order to find Wu Mi, Oni Wu Tsuji paid a lot of price, including not being able to appear in Oni Wu Tsuji's normal appearance.

So he changed into a women's kimono with ease, put on makeup, and pulled up his hair before he dared to appear at the same time as Wu Mi.

A white-haired woman with a beautiful appearance can attract countless people to fall in love with her with a single frown, but she speaks with a deep and magnetic male voice.

As for Wu Mi, what kind of clothes did she wear in Tongmo's Bliss Cult...

The upper half is concealed, and the lower half is faintly visible. Under the special semi-transparent clothes, you can see all the parts you want to see, but you can't see clearly.

Those rounded arcs that shouldn't appear on a man's body are not against harmony when they appear on Wu Mi's body. On the contrary, that special temperament attracts everyone's attention all the time.

As long as he thought about how much he had been watched by the people of the Bliss Cult, Onimai Tsuji felt so angry that he wanted to turn their heads off and kick them all.

He hugged Wu Mian a little harder, and his belly was just pressed against Wu Mian's round belly.

And this annoying parasite reappeared as expected. In terms of time, it was also about five months old, so it should be about the same age as last time, but he discovered it as soon as we met. Once bigger.

"Onimai Tsuji?"

Wu Mi didn't understand why Oni Wu Tsuji looked a little angry, but he still thought that Oni Wu Tsuji looked good in the way he was dressed.

"I'm not allowed to wear this kind of clothes in the future, I'm angry."

Guiwu Tsuji was a little unreasonable. He knew clearly that Wu Mi couldn't see the clothes, but he was still angry when he heard that Wu Mi was wearing such clothes.

"I don't wear them anymore."

Wu Mi raised her head, looked at Oni Wu Tsuji, who was even more beautiful than before, and touched his lips tentatively with her tongue.

If Onimai Tsuji was angry and greeted directly, would he be even more unhappy?

Oni Wu Tsuji's pupils reflected Wu Mi's innocent appearance, and he felt a flame burning from the bottom of his heart.

"Did you greet others like this when I was away?"

"No, I remember your words."

No misery shook his head.

Onimai Tsuji put his hand on the back of Wukan's head, gently biting his lips, and continued the greeting that was only a little bit completed.

The joy, anger, and anticipation of reuniting after a long absence, all turned into sweet taste and primitive instinct in this long kiss.

It's not clear whether it's thinking in his heart, or he is longing for it, Wu Mi's moist purple eyes looked at Gui Wu Tsuji.

"Onimai Tsuji, I want healing."

"It's not suitable for treatment now."

Onimai Tsuji swallowed, and said with restraint.

"However, the stomach has become very bulky..."

Wu Mi stretched out his hand to touch the swollen abdomen, and the thin clothes immediately stuck to the skin completely.

"Well, I also see that you really want to be treated."

Onimai Tsuji said in a hoarse voice.

The author has something to say: Special thanks to the costume designer of this chapter @月野，呵啊~

The manuscript has been submitted, there must be Carl here, but I haven't written it yet, let's make up the file in a few days, sincerely

感谢在2022-03-1310:27:15~2022-03-1412:03:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: Yuan and Yuenu 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Ichliebeihn.1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!