Holding the ancient script and the police academy stickers

1,

The monster Wu Zhi finally wrote his name on my student account and officially became a member of my lecture hall at Chiho University of Science and Technology.

Noodles (it’s Wu Yidong!) is very happy to hear that—one more member means that it is not the only one being persecuted. In the future, when writing papers, we can discuss with each other and put forward opinions. There is also a partner in the debate session who can practice in advance!

System: [...has completely turned into a flower planting college student, Noodle, let's reincarnate to a flower planting family in the next life! 】

Me: "No, monsters are not allowed to become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China." 』

System: [That's really a waste. 】

I hesitated and said: "Actually... If you don't reincarnate and don't waste your skills, you can try to turn the neon into a flower? 』

System: [Shut up!What an amazing statement!If this continues, our program will be 404, dabaa! 】

Me: "Oh, just kidding."By the way, generally speaking, college students all over the world are probably like that. Papers and presentations are all links of existence. 』

2,

After the last ballroom dance, everything was back to normal again.It's just that sometimes I can catch a glimpse of the girls chattering around together, holding a small card with my name written on it (the background is still roses) and waving it quietly.

Me: Roses must be thorned! !

A few boys were particularly persistent in joining the Xuanwu Lingpai, and started calling me Brother Natsume directly after they met.In the crowded cafeteria, the boys stood in a row with their chests up, stood at attention and shouted "Hello Natsume-senpai". Even I, a social terrorist, couldn't help but want to turn around and run away in this scene.

Hagiwara Kenji and Matsuda Jinpei would hold me back with a smile, continue to tease me with half-joking words, and appreciate the rare embarrassment of me.

So I decided to practice the strategic counterattack strategy of "As long as I am not embarrassed, the one who is embarrassed is someone else". The next time they yelled so aggressively, I hugged Hagiwara Kenji and Matsuda Jinpei from left to right, and said indifferently: "I Master does not accept new apprentices, so you can just call me Master. These two are your mistresses, Fairy Hagiwara and Fairy Matsuda."

Hagiwara Kenji & Matsuda Jinpei: "??"

Those boys then stood at attention again, raised their chests and shouted to Hagiwara Kenji and Matsuda Jinpei: "Hello, Mrs.—"

Hagiwara & Matsuda: "!" Yah! !

So I turned around and ran away to become the two of them, and I stood there with a smile on my face, brushing my bangs with my hands, exuding the invincible special effects of Bling Bling all over my body, looking like (Floating ○, that’s it) Confidence.jpg) appearance.Behind it is the picture of girls shaking plastic roses.

(System: Yes, I am very satisfied with the concentration of the ancient atmosphere of this school)

Not far away, Fugu Ling, Zhu Fu Jingguang, and Yi Dahang who had already made dinner and sat in their seats all looked like they were watching a good show, laughing at the new plot on our side.

"Qianli is really popular." Jiang Gu Ling looked at it with one hand on his chin, "Is the popularity going to be close to that of Kenji?"

"Almost? But there seems to be a popular couple's popularity selection among girls recently?" Zhu Fu Jingguang held a card in his hand, on which was a Q version of Furutani Rei and Natsume Chili drawn, "I happened to collect one , it belongs to you two."

"Uh, what is this?" Jiang Gu Ling took the card, his purple-gray eyes were a little curious, "The drawing is quite nice."

Date Hang also nodded and said, "Well, it's really cute."

"I also thought it was cute, so I collected it." Zhu Fu Jingguang said with eyebrows bent, "It probably means something like a friendship group."

"Oh, that's how it is." Furutani Rei pointed to the stick figure pistol depicted on the card, "This refers to the special training of Qianli and I in the shooting event. It is indeed a unique activity for Qianli and me. .”

"They are really thoughtful and caring, these cards are very memorable." Zhu Fu Jingguang's blue-gray eyes smiled, "Next time I have a chance, I will collect a few more."

"OK, give me a copy too, and see if there are others by the way." Jiang Gu Ling made a gesture, and Date Hang also nodded with a hearty smile, indicating that he would also have a few.

But it is a bit shameful to ask the girls directly for these cards that have drawn themselves, so they embarked on the road of quietly collecting small cards (Instructor Onitsuka: What do you use the skills and knowledge learned by the police school? What are you doing here!)

One day after this, I found out that my contemporaries had collected a bunch of small cards: "!"

Me: What's the matter, what's the matter with you, so you are the master who took the lead in kowtowing CP! (dog head shocked.jpg)

3,

Probably because my shower gel is not only for myself, but also for Wu Yidong and Wu Zhi to bathe from time to time (speaking of which, monsters even use human shower gel to bathe), so it is consumed extremely quickly.

There are also snacks and the like, and a few more mouthfuls will also increase the amount to be bought (it is simply the series of puffed food invasion of the demon world, both of them are particularly obsessed with potato chips).

Little money is also passing away unconsciously.

There are not so many places on campus that need to dance to the gods, and the evil monsters have almost been driven away and eliminated.And I won't cheat my classmates (system: I'm teary eyed).

Therefore, the way to earn money and work will be put outside.

I was wearing a half-doll rabbit suit showing my face and hands, with a floating helium balloon wrapped around one hand, and a pair of small scissors in my pocket, and I helped shopkeepers sell balloons on the street.

In order to prevent it from falling out, I wrapped the helium balloon into a knot and tied it around my wrist.When a child chooses to pay, I use small scissors to cut the line, and then give him the balloon.

The summer is hot, and even standing in the shade is still sweating. Not only did I sigh in my heart: Selling balloons is even harder than distributing leaflets.It's a pity that there are no hourly jobs around here for leaflet handouts.

"I want this one!" said the girl with the low ponytail and wide smile, pointing to a dolphin balloon.

"Well, okay." Paying the money with one hand and delivering the goods with the other hand, because I was tired and my tone was weak, I said lazily, "Thank you for your patronage."

The girl took over the balloon. She looked at me with a tired face, blinked her big beautiful eyes, took out a candy from her pocket and stuffed it to me: "Brother Rabbit, thank you for your hard work, please eat candy!"

Why……?Before I could react, the girl waved her hand and trotted away, leading her balloon.

I glanced at the milk candy in my hand, my eyes softened for a moment, the corners of my lips curled up, and I put it in my pocket.When I looked up again, I noticed that a middle-aged man was following behind the girl with low ponytails just now.

"...!" I narrowed my eyes suddenly.

That person is the owner of the dry cleaner, the guard one?

I still remember the comic plot at that time in my mind, this guy was the murderer who killed Zhu Fu Jingguang's parents.Because he couldn't accept his daughter's death, he kidnapped a little girl who looked like his daughter...

I watched from afar the girl with the low ponytails holding the balloon bouncing away, paused, and shook the wrist with the extra lavender bracelet: "Wu Zhi, are you there? I need you to do a practical activity. "

——The monster Wuzhi is the same as Wu Yidong, and usually turns into a visible bracelet around my hand (me: there is another soul ring).

Hearing my call, Wu Zhi changed back to the appearance of a lavender Japanese mink: "What practical activity?"

"I remember that you can change form and be seen by humans." I coughed and integrated Wu Zhi's focus, "The little girl just now has the potential to be a future master of Japanese traditional dance. As a spokesperson for traditional dance For you, you have to protect this seedling. You will watch the middle-aged man who is following you later, and if necessary, you can transform into the appearance of the little girl just now, and then hand it over to the police."

Sure enough, when she heard about the traditional dance, Wu Zhi instantly stood up, flicked her sable tail, and said in a low voice: "Leave it to me." Then, she jumped and quickly disappeared in front of her eyes.

... Leave it to Wu Zhi, and everything should be at ease.

I looked away and continued to sell balloons.

The flow of people here is average. In order to sell the balloons in my hand as soon as possible and be freed before they are baked and dried, I started to walk along the street and sell them.

The rabbit ears of the suit swayed with my pace, and the hot suit clings to it, making the temperature of my body rise again.

It's so easy to make money!

I looked forward and said in a daze, "Am I about to suffer from heat stroke?"It was so hot that I was hallucinating and saw a familiar black Porsche dangling in front of me. 』

System: 【...It's not an illusion, the Porsche parked on the side of the road ahead is really the one from Gin, stop now! 】

『Ah, is that so, is it dear Ododo? 』I looked at the Porsche in front of me, the driver's window was open, and a bony hand rested there, with a cigarette between the fingers, and the smoke spread upwards in twists and turns.

"Damn it, my sister is wearing a half-suit doll and selling balloons on the street on a hot day, and my brother is enjoying leisure in a Porsche!" 』

My dizzy mind not only did not stop, but accelerated my pace.

"This is not possible, I have to ask him to help share some, just buy some helium balloons and tie them to the ears of his car, so that the classic car that runs around will be more childlike. 』

[...Hey, hey, if you tie this on the car, you will definitely be arrested by the traffic police. This is no longer a helium balloon, this is simply a trap for the traffic police! 】The system couldn't help complaining, 【Wait, are you really going to find gin!Calm down, what are you going to tell him! ! 】

"Of course I asked him to buy balloons and sold them to him at a high price. Dizzy from the heat, I rushed forward, "Of course a qualified dear O Doudou will help my sister. Of course, if he is willing to give me his wallet, he can also do so." 』

[... Chiho Ri is really suffering from heat stroke!Wake up, don't really sell balloons in front of Gin!You have to think of an opening sentence...]

"Oh, you're right.Talking directly about money is too emotional. ’ I paused for a moment, and after thinking for a few seconds, I took out the small scissors in my pocket with the other hand, ‘Then let me give a warning about lung cancer first. 』

system:【? 】

System: [Wait——]

The young man in the silver-haired rabbit suit gathered his eyes, rushed forward, and cut off the cigarette's head with a click at a super fast speed that normal humans could not reflect!

system:【! ! 】

The silver-haired young man stood up straight beside the Porsche, turned to the man with the same hair color in the driver's seat, and showed a dazed smile: "Smoking is harmful to your health, stop smoking...my stupid Odoudou."