Holding the ancient script and the police academy stickers

1,

At this time, I was wearing a bunny suit that showed my face and hands, and I was standing next to the Porsche parked on the side of the road.The outfit makes it possible to see the face and the silver bangs, but it probably can't tell if I have long or short hair.

Of course, facing my own Oududou, I certainly didn't forget to switch to a normal female voice.

Me: I want to show my sister's majesty! !

After the screams and pauses that came to an abrupt end, the system began to murmur like a rant machine: 【It's not right, isn't it right?It turned out that there was really gin in front of me, and we met so smoothly...! ? 】

[According to the general old-fashioned scripts with thousands of twists and turns, you should not see any unexpected photos or hand-painted cartoon cards; you should accidentally hear familiar descriptions from the undercover Jiang Gu and Zhu Fu, or you should not see them at the end of the mission. Then, from the building, I glimpsed a figure passing by the window——]

Me: "It must be mixed with the plot of admitting the wrong person, passing by one centimeter, even if we meet, we should not know the content, right?" 』

System: [Ah, yes, yes, it should be like this after 81 hardships that your siblings will meet each other! 】

Me: "Baa, don't learn from the neon lights!"Life is always full of surprises, and we are funny comics, funny comics always undergo dramatic changes in the most ordinary times! (And it’s so troublesome, let’s go straight to A)』

System: 【...What trouble did you say? Even if you read the brackets, you still said it. It's not the effect of inner words at all!You didn't get dizzy from heatstroke at all, you did it on purpose! 】

Me: "Why are you complaining at this juncture, hurry up and put the camera on my dear Oududou Gin!" 』

2,

When Qin Jiu, who was sitting in the driver's seat, caught a glimpse of the silver-haired green-eyed man outside the window, his pupils shrank imperceptibly for a moment!But he quickly adjusted his expression and posture, not showing the slightest bit.

He didn't reply immediately, but the co-pilot, a strange man in his thirties, turned his head with great interest, and spoke first, "Oh, he actually called you younger brother? This is..."

Gin threw away the severed cigarette in his hand, retracted his hand outside the window, and said indifferently, "A lunatic."

Of course I noticed the instant change in Qin Jiu's expression. I knew in my heart that the other party remembered and instantly recognized me, and my smile brightened a bit.However, when I noticed that the co-pilot was still sitting, my mood was not so good.

Me: Damn, why is there an extra guy!This will greatly affect the siblings reminiscing about the old days!

So, I didn't call O Doudou again, just continued to laugh and said, "Wow! Brother, you can't swear if you don't buy it—buy a balloon? Everyone likes it now, and I gave it to your co-pilot." ! Or you can treat it as a gift for me?”

I clawed at his car window.

Facing an "ordinary person" on the street, people like Gin Jiu and his co-pilot would certainly not draw their guns directly (I was a little disappointed after losing an opportunity to perform).The silver-haired killer still had that cold look on his face. He twisted the car key as if he was going to drive.

"Go away." He said directly.

Gin Jiu recognized me, but didn't intend to recognize me. Of course, I won't say anything more at this time, but my dear O Doudou should share the pressure of my sister, and I still have to share it!

Gin intends to roll up the car window first, but under my strong pressure, the glass under my hand made a fragile creaking sound, but it didn't rise a centimeter up.

"Oh, please, buy some balloons! I have an 80-year-old mother who is sick in bed, and a 30-year-old stupid brother waiting to be nursed. Life is so hard. In order to make money to support the family, I I can only whine desperately under the sun on this hot day—"

System: [What a stupid 30-year-old brother!Are you connoting gin, aren't you?And why do you have to wait to breastfeed when you are so big! 】

The wailing of broken thoughts resounded in the other party's ears, Gin Jiu's face darkened visible to the naked eye, and he glanced at the pressed down car window, and gave up the possibility of rolling it up.

"Please, buy a balloon, it's really hard work, I'm going to pass out from the heat-these balloons have magical powers, and will definitely bless you with everything going well, family harmony, and reunion with relatives and friends!" I looked pitiful and burst into tears After another meal, I took out the milk candy that the little girl gave me from my pocket, "Oh yes, now I buy balloons and give away candy, it's super delicious!"

The co-pilot had prominent and distinctive cheekbones. He looked at the scene in front of him with a smile, and said with a rising voice, "Oh, I'm entangled. Don't you drive?"

"...If the other party doesn't let go, it will be very troublesome if something happens." Qin Jiu replied coldly, with a low voice.With a dark face and a murderous look, he took out his wallet, pulled out a few and threw them out of the car window, "Get lost!"

A few Fukuzawa Yukichi (the largest denomination banknote in Japan) fluttered in the air with the movement of the man, and the breeze blew up.

"Money, the money is flying!" I let go of the other party's car window and chased several ten thousand yuan bills floating in the air.

Also at this time, the black Porsche stepped on the accelerator and left directly.

I picked up the banknotes and stuffed them into my pocket. I caught a glimpse of the Porsche driving away on the street, and shouted, "Wait, don't go! I haven't got the balloons and candy yet! I won't do dishonest business——"

There are indistinct shouts behind, and the Porsche speed does not slow down.Gin in the car was holding the steering wheel, his dark green wolf eyes were staring coldly ahead.

The man with high cheekbones beside the co-pilot squinted his eyes, looking thoughtful.

The black car was galloping, and the cool wind blowing in from the car window blew a few strands of long silver hair, wrapped in the smell of the asphalt road, the sound of street advertisements, and a familiar female voice.

"—Balloons and candies, you forgot to take your things!"

"!!?"

Gin turned his face suddenly, and saw the man in the rabbit suit running synchronously outside, the other party blinked and waved: "Don't drive so fast in the city, you seem to be speeding."

The man in the co-pilot: ...!You are the speeding one! ?Wait, we are driving, why can we catch up! !

With a cold face, Gin stepped on the gas pedal again, increasing the speed of the car by a notch!

"It's speeding, it's really speeding!" The young man in the rabbit suit also speeded up, and babbled to remind him, "Driving irregularly, your relatives are crying, the traffic police will notice you later, slow down!"

The man in the co-pilot: Why are you still chasing me!You should be the one to slow down!

On the relatively empty street at noon, two shadows, one black and one white, galloped by at the same time, and the sweeping wind lifted the fallen leaves on both sides!

The little boy standing on the street held his mother by the corner of his clothes, blinked his big innocent eyes and said, "Mom, I saw the Superman rabbit running past just now. It's amazing, are you chasing a bad guy?"

The mother who was looking down at the phone didn't see anything except a gust of wind. She listened to her son's innocent words, showed a kind smile and said, "Mmm, it must be."

On the streets of Tokyo, I performed "Fast and Furious" with Porsche.

System: [Don't chase, don't chase!Gin really can't hold back his murderous aura! ! 】

Me: "He wants to compete with me!"Road rage is not advisable (shaking head), but I believe dear O Doudou's murderous intent is not aimed at sister~』

The Porsche made a beautiful drifting turn ahead, I pulled his car window and flew up, and finally threw the milk candy in: "If you don't take the balloon, you still have to take the candy! Thank you for your patronage, goodbye !"

I let go of my hands, quickly and forcefully adjusted my figure and landed on the ground, and my two feet pressed two obvious marks on the asphalt road.

I bowed my head in silence for a second, and dug some soil from the side flower bed to fill the depression.

System: [What's the use of filling soil!People are asphalt roads! 】

Me (bow spirit.jpg): "Red bean paste private Masai (very sorry)"

4,

Looking at the speeding Porsche from a distance, I waved the colorful helium balloons on my wrist and said, "Thank you for your support, remember to smoke less and drink more hot water—"

The system is silent for a second.

The system draws the cross: [Qin Jiu has done many evils in his life, which made him have a sister. 】

Me: "Hey, the logic is wrong!" 』

The system changed its words: [Qin Jiu has a sister, and since then he has committed many evils in his life. 】

Me: "...The logic of what I said is wrong, it's not this place!"My sister and I are the blessings he cultivated in eight lifetimes! 』

System: [:D]

I bowed my head and counted a few banknotes in my hand, and happily pasted these [-] yen banknotes on my face: "Oh, so happy, my dear O Doudou is so generous, seeing my sister in the sun I must be feeling distressed about work too, Wuwu is such a good brother."

System: [:D]

I put away the banknotes, walked back leisurely, and the words suddenly followed the words of the system before: "——Although the weather is really hot, I am uncomfortable, but I don't have heat stroke."

system:【? 】

I raised my arm, showing my empty wrist: "Actually, the main purpose was not to throw candy, but to throw Uyidong on it."

The system was slightly taken aback: [You...]

"Well, how should I put it, although it's my dear O Doudou, I still want to test his attitude when he's grown up." I walked back steadily and handed out those helium balloons to the children around (anyway The money in hand is enough to pay the boss).

"Let the invisible monster Wu Yidong be by his side, and show me the attitude of my dear O Doudou."

When we meet again in the future, the organization may not remember a waste product, but Gin can probably recognize himself, and then it is possible to dig out my life in the police academy.If he followed this and found out the identities of Jiang Gu and Zhu Fu, it would be bad.

Anyway, if you know it sooner or later, you will know it later. Since there is a chance to meet at this time, let's investigate in advance.

"If my dear O Doudou is really inclined to organize, then I will tear myself up with the police academy when I graduate, and then say don't send my contemporaries to go undercover in the organization to die, topkiller in the organization Eighty percent of them will be found."

System: [...The police really won't hear the rumors and arrest you. 】

Me: "I am a good citizen!"Even if O Doudou is not a good citizen, I am still a good citizen! 』

After a pause for a second, I continued: "However, it is said that siblings are of the same heart. I think, maybe..." I tapped the palm of my right hand with my left hand, "Maybe I can ask him to put water on my contemporaries and turn on a small stove for extra meals." What."

System: [What kind of behavior of online mixing is this...! !Is the organization's topkiller going to become a top swimming pool water manager? 】

5,

The galloping Porsche drove fast on the road and soon drove out of the city.

The co-pilot with high cheekbones crossed his arms and said in a drawn-out tone, "Oh, that guy just now was really interesting."

The silver-haired killer didn't reply, he stepped on the brakes and parked the car on the edge of an inconspicuous alley in the suburbs.

The man with high cheekbones continued to say in a strange tone: "It's really rare to have silver hair and green eyes like yours, Gin?"

"Hmph." The silver-haired man let out a low voice from his nasal cavity.

"On the way just now, I suddenly remembered a strange rumor I heard by chance before." The man with high cheekbones showed a thoughtful expression, "It is said that you once had a silly sister? — Oh sorry, no offense meant. "

"You know, intelligence people like me always listen to old news." The man with high cheekbones showed an inexplicable smile, "But... it is said that she should be dead, right? , shouldn’t it be right?”

Said in that deliberate tone.

"So Gin, what do you think I think?"

"..." Gin still didn't speak. He took out the cigarette case, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, and put his left hand into his pocket again.

The man with high cheekbones on his side still had a half-smile expression, waiting for Gin's reply, but in the next second it suddenly turned into disbelief and panic——

What the silver-haired killer took out was not a lighter, but a Beretta that had already been loaded!The muzzle of the black hole was pointed at the co-pilot, and the action was quick and precise to pull the trigger!

The muffled sound of "bang" echoed in the car, and the splashed blood splashed and stained the dirty seat cover!Killing a person unexpectedly is only a matter of a moment!

There were still a few drops of red splashed on one side of Gin's cheek, but his expression remained unchanged.The silver-haired man put his love gun back into his pocket, took out the lighter, and lit the cigarette in his mouth.

Wisps of smoke floated upwards, obscuring his half-covered face like a cloud of fog.