Holding the ancient script and the police academy stickers

1,

After roughly confirming the issue of parentage, I went to the supermarket to buy things while making fun of the stupid system.

[I'm not a stupid beauty! ] The system retorted.

"Yes, you are not an idiot beauty, you are an idiot Toiko. ’ I browsed the bread on the shelf, planning to buy some back for breakfast next week, ‘Speaking of which, have you written those reviews yet?I can ghostwrite a few articles for you. 』

【Really? 】The system sounds very happy, 【I can't hold back every time I write a review. 】

『At the beginning, I respect someone so and so, put some famous aphorisms and philosophical theories when reminiscing about the deeds in the middle, and add more adjectives to the vocabulary of reflection, such as "deep repentance", "twelve points of self-blame", etc., and finally Imagine the future, put some sentences with artistic conception, or add some famous aphorisms. ’ I said, ‘Perfect! 』

System: [Wow. 】

"So how many reviews are you going to write?Otherwise, we will be half of each other. 』I saw the air-dried baguettes on the side, and picked one up with interest.

The system paused: [One hundred copies, each with no less than [-] words. 】

"? ? 』Hearing this amount, I almost lost the baguette in my hand.

Good guy, this is a million-dollar masterpiece written here!

After two seconds of silence, I said sincerely, "Otherwise, you'd better make an AI and continue writing the review." 』

System: [Huh? 】

"It's okay to resign, I can sell strawberry milk to support you. 』

System: [QAQ]

2,

Air-dried baguettes are a miraculous food that claims to be able to prevent wolves in three days and build walls in a week. I paused when I saw that the short-term baguettes were sold out, and finally picked a few specials that were air-dried for a week.

The air-dried baguettes were hard, so I smoked three—one for eating, one for hammering walnuts at home, and one for future use.

The air-dried baguettes here are very long, almost half my height.

I struggled to hug three baguettes that looked like ordinary baguettes as I walked home.

The apartment I live in is as remote and secluded as my office was originally set up.There is only this small supermarket around.

Therefore, there are not many pedestrians on the road here.

The wind in autumn and winter is cool and thin, with a bit biting meaning.I saw a long-haired man in a hood walking in front of me from a distance——

The hood of his coat was pulled down, almost covering half of his face, trying to hide himself cautiously.His long black hair fell smoothly, and a few strands were blown by the cold wind.

...somewhat familiar.

This kind of thought just popped up, and before I had time to further think about who the other party was, I saw the man's figure shake slightly, as if leaning to one side for a moment.

The siren in my heart sounded immediately!

Having said that, there is no monitoring on this road, so the other party is not trying to touch me, right? !It just so happens that I also have the murder weapon, the baguette...!

Because I embrace the magic stick of "building a wall in a week", my thinking is inevitably drawn to this aspect.

Although you can probably dodge it at your own speed, but if the opponent's posture is really bad, can't stand the beating, and needs a little help from others, it's best to help him?

The problem of the classic "Can't Help" was swaying, and in a flash, I came up with a wonderful solution:

"It doesn't matter whether the other party wants to touch me or not, as long as I touch him one step ahead of the other party, the other party will not succeed!" 』

system:【? 】

Me: "The best secret to countering porcelain is to touch porcelain first!" 』

System: [Wait, although it sounds right, it's completely foggy, Ri Chiho! 】

I hugged the baguette tightly, lowered my eyes, and focused all my attention on the other person's walking steps.

When the opponent approached me and staggered slightly again, I staggered closely!As long as he tilts to my side and I tilt to his side, just one left and one right impact, so that both of them can maintain balance, and no one touches the other——

However, the opponent held on at the last moment and even retreated to the side.Fortunately, my body is nimble, and I adjusted accordingly, and it remained the same smoothly.

Although the process was a bit unexpected, the result was perfect!It seemed to be a peaceful passage.

I smiled brightly, holding my baguettes and continuing to walk forward as usual,

The next moment, the other party suddenly flashed towards me, and almost hit me directly!

I turned pale with shock: "My good fellow, it turns out that you are such an old fritter who is familiar with military books. Is there still an empty plan for Pengci to play hard to get?"

However, when the words blurted out, I immediately heard the muffled sound of gunfire with a silencer installed, and the black-haired man in the hood deftly moved away from me, leading away and avoiding all murderous intentions!

——The other party's slap just now was avoiding a sudden attack in the dark!

Under such a large movement, the other party's originally loose hood was suddenly lifted by the cold wind, and a man with black hair and green eyes and iconic eyeliner appeared in front of me.

It's Shuichi Akai!

I instantly recognized this previously forgotten wing!

Akai Shuichi's complexion was not very good, the tiredness and scars showed that the opponent had just experienced a fierce battle, and he was overwhelmed by the troubles that swept up again.

The dark mark on the outer shirt of his left arm continued to spread, as if the large movement just now caused the wound to open again and blood seeped out.

Me: Woohoo, how could my poor wings be hurt like this!

As a 180 four-winged archangel who accidentally fell into the mortal world, every feather should be cherished!

Akai Shuichi didn't look back at me.

In fact, apart from staying away from me at the beginning to divert the killing intent towards him, at this time he probably doesn't have time to care about me, a "commoner" who intruded indiscriminately.Just dodging and maneuvering, plus judging and handling, has already occupied all of his mind.

Maybe he wondered why he didn't hear the scream for a second.

The injured Akai Hideichi obviously didn't intend to fight head-to-head, one person against multiple people.His eyes glanced at the surrounding buildings, and he quickly determined the retreat route.

Those people in the dark seemed to realize that Hideo Akai was exhausted, so he showed his figure more boldly at this time, and wanted to do such illegal and discipline-breaking things in broad daylight!

Me: Can this be tolerated?Of course not!

At this time, there will be an ancient hero saving the beauty. Whether it is the return of the white moonlight or the glory of justice from the sky, it is a beauty in trouble and a hero who sees injustice.

I put down the shopping bag on the spot, then took out a long baguette from it and rushed to the center between them, facing the attackers with guns, and kicked my legs apart to block in front of Hideichi Akai:

"Little Haibao, an enthusiastic citizen, I can't bear to see you threatening women's daughters and destroying them if you don't get them! I want to punish you on behalf of Strawberry Milk of Light!"

Minnen - Shuichi Akai: "?"

The assailant who threatens the daughters of the people and destroys them if they don't get them: "?"

3,

The cold wind is blowing, the drums are beating, who is in the middle of the people on both sides.

The light-blond woman had piercing eyes, holding a magical air-dried baguette tightly in her hand.Although it looks outrageous, but the momentum is very in place, which makes people feel nervous.

However, before everything started, the light blond woman raised her hand and made a serious pause gesture: "Oh, by the way, wait a moment before starting the fight, I haven't picked up my rose card yet, let's Do it all over again."

After finishing speaking, she really started to free one hand, fumbled for her pocket, and at the same time muttered: "... Strange, where is my phantom rose chocolate flavored card? I just made an edible version not long ago, This way, you can eat it directly after picking it up.”

Akai Shuichi: "..."

Attacker: "..."

The air was quiet for a second.

The next second, the assailant's face was grim. They didn't care about killing people by mistake. They raised their guns on the spot and planned to kill the strange woman who appeared suddenly, and then continued to kill Akai Shuichi behind.

However, before the attackers could react, they were blown away by the huge sticks coming towards them!

The gust of wind whizzing along with the movement still carries the residual malt aroma. It looks like some kind of bread, but with incredible hardness and strength, a stick can make the victim lose consciousness on the spot.

An attacker with some two-dimensional cells stubbornly yelled before being knocked down: "This guy is a 'Golden Flash'! He can actually use the hateful teleportation ninjutsu!"

In the next second, he was knocked away by a stick.

The woman with light blond hair and high ponytail shuttled among them, and with just a few breaths, she knocked everyone down with a baguette!

Akai Hideichi stared blankly, a bit of surprise and thought appeared in his green eyes.

——holding food as a weapon, with incredible speed and strength, this combination reminded him of a meeting in a neon convenience store a long time ago.

Although the silver-haired and green-eyed Gin in the organization is more like "him" from the outside, but judging a person may be more based on character and soul than appearance and gender.Besides, after a simple test, Akai Shuichi also knew that Gin was definitely not the person he met at that time.

So, could it be that this is—the real Kurosawa Jin.

(Gin:?)

The light blond woman's back still gave people a great sense of security, she was protecting him in front of him, only half a step away.

The wind of autumn and winter raised the ends of her hair and the hem of her clothes, and the whole street scene was her insignificant foil.She carried the air-dried baguette half tall on her left shoulder, and her movements were chic and carefree.

Akai Shuichi glanced over the fallen people and the blond woman. Although he had guesses in his mind, he didn't intend to recognize them.At this moment, taking advantage of this opportunity to evacuate as soon as possible is what he should do.

However, before he took a few steps back and retreated quietly, the light blonde woman turned around suddenly, and then the end of the long baguette she was carrying followed the turning movement and hit Akai Shuichi suddenly!

A huge black shadow flashed in front of his eyes, and Akai Shuichi, who just relaxed for a moment, was hit by the side of the air-dried baguette before he had time to dodge!

Akai Shuichi: "."

The powerful stick made him dizzy on the spot, coupled with the persistent fatigue and blood loss just now, he simply fell down.

I:"!!"

I threw away the baguette and supported the other party: "Ah, sorry! I didn't mean it! I really didn't mean it! Hold on!!"

——It never occurred to me that the person who gave me the last blow to my wings was not the enemy, but myself!

Me: Love is really a heavy thing, if you don’t pay attention, it will cause harm to others. (sentimental tone)

System: [The point is not here at all!The reason is entirely because you are carrying dangerous items and don't pay attention to the people behind you! 】