Holding the ancient script and the police academy stickers

1,

There is no surveillance around here, so I will let Wu Zhi appear in the form first, and take the unconscious Chi Jingxiu back.Then I called the police and stood guarding those who were knocked down, waiting for the arrival of the police.

The scene is a group of sprawling people (because I don’t want to gather them together again, so what they were when they were knocked out is what they are now), the breeze blows, and there is a faint smell of bread and wheat. There are a few crumbs from the baguette.

In autumn and winter, these crumbs attract some small birds in the neighborhood.Hunger emboldened the birds a lot, and they dropped and pecked at the fallen baguette crumbs.

I stood on the spot with a half-length French stick, without moving at all.

A bolder fluffy brown-orange bird landed on the back of my hand with fluttering wings after careful observation, trying to peck at the exposed baguette part with its sharp beak.

The sound of "Dangdangdang" was particularly obvious, but the bread was unscathed.

The brown-orange bird paused for a few seconds, as if a little self-doubting, and then began to peck at the extremely fast pile driver "dang dang dang"-but the air-dried baguette remained unscathed.

Instead, the brown-orange bird was stunned for a few seconds and almost stopped.

Kind-hearted, I was about to raise my other hand to help it break it off and crush a piece, when I heard the brown-orange bird speak out in irritable and beautiful Chinese: "TNND, why is this broken bread harder than the concrete floor!?"

I paused for a second, and grabbed it the next moment: "Monster, where are you running!"

——It’s been a long time since there’s been a new student, and this time, the new monsters who came to the door suddenly must not be let go!

The brown-orange bird was caught off guard by me, and it was startled: "Can you see me?! Could it be that you are a demon exorcist——"

"I don't want to hurt you," I said in a deep voice, "I just want to help you become a more perfect self. Correct your habit of swearing, help you find ways to smash air-dried baguettes, and more exciting things are in the lecture hall of Chiho University of Science and Technology , quickly sign a contract with me and become a member of my student account."

The brown-orange bird paused for two seconds: "Can I refuse?"

I blinked: "Can you not refuse?"

The brown-orange bird brewed for a while, and then switched from Chinese to Japanese: "Ya Die, don't! I don't want it!"

I was shocked when I heard the words, and then the dragon king smiled, and said in line with the ancient script: "Hmph, you scream, it's useless to break your throat!"

The brown-orange bird was still struggling, and it continued to sing in a language I couldn't understand, perhaps mixed with some swear words in a small language.

Me: Hey, good guy, multifunctional language genius bird!

Such outstanding students cannot be let go!

With a gentle expression, I walked to the shopping bag on the street with it in one hand, and took out a clean air-dried baguette from it with the other.

In the next second, I opened my mouth wide open (in the eyes of the brown-orange bird), and gnawed the air-dried baguette crisply, chewing effortlessly. The bright teeth were like steel forks, sharp and dangerous.

The struggle of the brown-orange bird gradually weakened.

Seeing this, I put down the baguette I had gnawed on for a fifth, and smiled, showing my neat teeth: "Study? Or I'll eat you like this."

The brown-orange bird froze for a moment, then switched to Japanese and said fluently: "Study, I learn, I like learning the most! Sign the contract quickly and let me be your exclusive cutie, heart beating!"

Me: You don’t need to read the last string.

2,

When signing the contract, I asked, "What's your name?"

Brown-orange bird: "I won't tell you."

I:"?"

I smiled: "What?"

Brown-orange bird: "I won't tell you."

My wicked Yan grabbed it and said, "Okay, you have a backbone, I'll eat you now!"

"No, no, why eat me! I clearly said the name!" Its feathers exploded, and its dark eyes were full of panic, "My name is 'I won't tell you'!"

Me: "Why would someone call such a name-oh, you are not human. Why would there be a monster called such a name!"

3,

Finally, after a brief discussion, we finalized the new name "Little Jelly Bean".

Little Jelly Bean can speak all languages ​​very well, and can also imitate other people's voices. It can be said to be a super high-level parrot (although it doesn't look like a parrot).

After successfully solving the incident, getting my wings back, and signing a new and useful new Yokai, I am very happy.

I returned home happily, and asked Wu Zhi and Wu Yidong to take care of the unconscious Akai Shuichi for a while, while I went to the kitchen to cook some nutritious porridge, waiting to be fed to Akai Shuichi.

While boiling the water, I recalled the situation of Shuichi Akai.

By the way...the other party looks really tired.Why is he alone in this seemingly troublesome task?

I stared at the bubbling water with some doubts in my heart.

It stands to reason that this kind of thing involving so many enemies requires the cooperation of several people to perfectly avoid risks and complete the task.

Thinking of this, I suddenly recalled the content of our casual chat when Rei Fuguya and Jingguang Momofu were in my company.

At that time, I asked Zhu Fu Jingguang with concern how they were doing in the organization.

Zhu Fu Jingguang's smile was gentle, but it was also mixed with a bit of contemplation.He replied to me: "The boss is very good... When the task is dispatched, there is less for me and zero."

I blinked: "Then who will do the bulk of the task?"

"We are in a group of three, so the other one will do the rest." Zhu Fu Jingguang replied, he shrugged, "However, in fact, I will assist him a little more in the zero mission."

Jiang Gu Ling next to him suddenly said: "Although I don't like that guy very much, but it is true...he has too much to share. Maybe we should add a few more people to our team."

They didn't mention the code name at the time.

However, combined with the memory of watching Conan in the previous life, plus the attitude of Furutani Rei at that time, and the situation of Akai Shuichi at this time, a faint guess emerged in my mind.

"System, tell me, is it possible...I mean possible, my dear O Doudou, in order to take care of the two wings of Xianggu and Zhufu, so that the task is assigned to the other one of the three-person team people? 』

The system immediately replied: [Sure, someone must do the task, if they don't do it, the remaining person will do it. ] After a short pause, the system connected, [By the way... the remaining one can't be Akai, right? 】

I immediately covered my face and wept: "My poor red wings, I forgot Ai Concubine Akai by the Daming Lake!"What a mortal sin! ! 』

Feeling deeply distressed, I searched out all the nutritious things in the kitchen: "No, I have to take good care of and compensate my concubine by Daming Lake."

I laid out the ingredients one by one, and picked and threw them into the pot.

"First of all, throw in the sea cucumber and bird's nest of great tonic... Of course, the amount can't be too much, otherwise it's not very good."

"Then protein-rich soybeans, and a few eggs to stir in."

"Well, Akai seems to be losing a lot of blood. Then add some iron-rich spinach, liver, and pig blood... Oh, and a handful of wolfberry and red dates, as well as chopped carrots."

While thinking about it, I threw ingredients into the pot, wishing I could throw all the good things into it.

The system watched helplessly as the color of this pot of clear water gradually deepened, and after N kinds of ingredients were added, it slowly turned into a terrifying black.

I also noticed the color change, and immediately frowned: "What's wrong with this? But it doesn't affect the drink... Well, let's add some sugar to remove the taste."

System: 【...This is not a question of confusion!Don't add any more, Chiho Ri, this has really become a devil's cuisine! 】

The brown-orange jelly bean nestled on my shoulder nodded and said, "I see, you want to poison the man on the bed."

"How is it possible!" I picked up the spoon and scooped up a bowl. "I'm very good at making this kind of mixed soup. I seem to make it often when I was a child. My Oududou and I both love it."

System: [Gin? !It turns out that you have been persecuting your O Doudou since childhood! 】

"Although it looks undrinkable, it's actually okay." Amidst the terrified shouts of the system and Little Tangdou, I picked up the bowl and took a sip, "—this soup is such a beautiful thing."

4,

The system originally thought that I would faint on the spot like drinking poisoned milk.But I was worried for a while, only to find that nothing happened to me.

After eating a bowl, I smacked my lips: "It's okay, neither salty nor bland."

The system was shocked: [It can really drink! 】

"Try it." I picked up the little jelly bean, and in the voice of the little jelly bean "Yamie Die", let it take a bite too.

Little Tangdou: "...it seems, is it really good?"

"Is it? Drink more, this is a great tonic."

System: [Really!Can you really drink it instead of becoming stupid after taking a sip! 】

"The temperature is just right." I scooped out another bowl, "Take it out and see if Akai is awake."

I walked out of the kitchen with a bowl full of black liquid.

In the bedroom, the ermine-shaped Wu Zhi was squatting beside the bed. When it saw me, it turned its head and said, "I'm not very good at treating wounds, so I only found the medicine box first."

A long strip of Wu Yidong hung beside him at the end of the bed: "The blood from his upper body arm was oozing out again, so we took off the belt on his lower body first."

I:"?"

Me: Wait, there is blood oozing from it, why are you taking off his belt!

Twitching the corner of my mouth, I remembered his arm during the battle, quickly put down the bowl, and quickly opened the medicine box. "Ah, yes, the wound must be treated first!"

...Forget it, let's take it off after the belt is untied. Anyway, I didn't take off my pants, so I just loosened my clothes so that I can apply medicine and bandage later.

I learned emergency procedures when I was in the police academy, and at the same time, there is also a scene of bandaging Xiaoqin in my slowly recovering memory.

Skillfully finding out the needed bandages and disinfection equipment, I started to gently remove his outermost coat.

The shirt inside had been glued to the wound, so obviously it couldn't be peeled off with force in this case.

"...Let's cut the surrounding clothes first." I took out a pair of small scissors, and slid upwards along Shuichi Akai's clothes.

The cold metal touch seemed to wake up the other person who had just passed out, and the man on the bed subconsciously made a counterattack, but was held down by me who was faster!

Shuichi Akai's olive green eyes stared at him suddenly, I pressed him hard and said, "Don't move."

"..." Akai Shuichi was silent for a moment, he was analyzing the situation.

Rebellion is not an advantage at this time.This is very obvious.One's own state is not good, but the opponent's strength is very strong.

Akai Shuichi didn't struggle needlessly, but he also didn't relax.

His eyes swept across the light blonde woman in front of him, Akai Hideo's eyes flickered, he paused for a second, and said in a hoarse voice: "...Kurosawa Zhen." There was no questioning tone, it was an inexplicable, fleeting discourse.

I stopped, then nodded with a smile: "Ah, yes, yes, I am, I am Kurosawa, Zhu Xingjun!"

"Do you remember me? Great, we made an appointment to dance the waltz together! Next time we will cooperate with walnuts and molar biscuits."

In order to let the other party relax as soon as possible, I said all the key words in one breath.

Smiling brightly, I continued to tear off the part of his shirt that was farther away from the wound. Akai Shuichi immediately raised his hand and grabbed my wrist to stop my next move.

Such a large movement of his hand made his untied belt slide to the side.Akai Hideichi noticed that his belt was also undone.

Akai Shuichi: "...what are you doing?"

I blinked, looked at him, and said directly: "Cut your clothes off."

Although I just said all the key words, Akai Shuichi still had that calm and airtight expression, he stared at me: "...Are you a man or a woman?"

After deliberating for a second, I said, "Do you want me to be a man or a woman?"

In order to let the other party relax, I decided to choose a gender that the other party is used to. (System:? Is it really Schrödinger's gender? Chiho Ri!)

At this time, my hand was placed on the upper side of Akai's waist, half of it stuck to the clothes and half of it touched the skin.Because of my great strength, the long-haired man grabbed my wrist with the remaining strength and cleverness, but he could barely make me stop for a while without using all my strength.

I made eye contact with him, and he calmly said, "...I have a girlfriend."

Blinking and blinking, I finally lifted the hand on his waist, and Akai Shuichi's tense body relaxed a little.

The next moment, I tapped the palm of my right hand with my left hand, and suddenly realized: "I understand, so you still lack a boyfriend!"

Akai Shuichi: "???"