[comprehensive] superior skills

"bell……"

In the early morning, the tenant who stayed up all night to draw a stack of talisman papers took a picture of the alarm clock, went to the bathroom with a sigh of relief to clean up his personal hygiene, and changed into a set of clothes that could perform various difficult movements at will.

There is pineapple fried rice bought in advance in the refrigerator, just warm it up for breakfast. After breakfast, Song Ci turned on the theater mode of the watch.

Five days had passed since the last customs clearance, and if she hadn't been prepared for everything, she wouldn't have delayed until now.

As soon as the countdown started, there was the sound of a key unlocking the outer door.

"Sister Piao Piao, it's so early today."

Living together for many days, Song Ci has long been used to the school girl who always takes evening classes.

"Well, business is not good, I don't bother to sit on the bench."

Liu Piaopiao casually kicked off the high heels on her feet, "What did you stick on your forehead?"

Song Ci turned to the dressing mirror, "Oh, that's what you're talking about. I've been practicing Qigong recently, and one of the key points in practicing Qigong is to keep the mind like water. So, I posted a heart-keeping talisman to remind myself not to forget."

"Qigong, isn't that something the old people use for entertainment?"

Liu Piaopiao tore off the talisman paper written with cinnabar, "Really, just such a small thing can make a person's heart feel like water? Can it erase people's memory, just like formatting a hard disk?" That kind?"

"That kind of advanced one is not yet available, but in my hometown, there is really a way to make people lose their memory instantly."

Song Ci lifted up the green plant on the window sill, weighed it, and made a motion of hitting the head, "Hey, just lightly, if you're lucky, your troubles will fly away immediately!"

Liu Piaopiao waved his hand, "Tch, I don't even know what you're talking about! Don't say I didn't notify you, three months will be here soon, hurry up and prepare the rent for the second half of the year."

"Three months?"

Song Ci was stunned for a moment, "Sister Piaopiao, I've only lived here for less than a week!"

Liu Piaopiao took out a calculator and typed a bunch of numbers, "Don't say I bully honest people, although you seem a little stupid. You moved in at the end of last month, and this month has passed Five days, isn’t it two months rounded up? Is it too early to call for rent?”

Song Ci gasped when he heard the words, "It's not much, so I still took advantage of it!"

"As long as you know."

Liu Piaopiao took off her clothes all the way, and quickly got into the bathroom, "We are all acquaintances, and I am not unreasonable, so that's good, three days, I will give you three days to collect money. It shouldn't be difficult Bar?"

"Is it too rushed?"

Song Ci yelled through the sound of pattering water: "Sister Piao Piao, the economy is in a downturn, and it's a bit difficult to get half a year's rent in three days!"

"Oh, what a hassle!"

Liu Piaopiao poked her head out of the bathroom, showing her fragrant shoulders, "Don't say I won't give you a chance, can you sing and dance?"

Song Ci hesitated for a moment, "It should be considered good, but the dances in our hometown are a little different from those outside."

"It's fine if you know it, you really think someone is watching you dance there!"

Liu Piaopiao shook her wet hair, "Well, you can go to see the job with me tonight. If you do a good job, you can get a little extra tip."

Song Ci smiled lightly, "Okay, thank you sister Piao Piao for giving me the opportunity."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense."

Liu Piaopiao came out wrapped in a bathrobe, "I'm so hungry, do you want to go out, and buy me some breakfast by the way."

"no problem."

Seeing that she didn't pay the bill, Song Ci didn't remind her, "Is the pineapple rice good? I just ate one, and there are really pineapple pieces in it, and I even saved the money for the fruit."

"whatever."

Liu Piaopiao started snoring softly as she spoke, "Come back soon..."

Song Ci bent down and touched the cobra that came sneakingly at some time, "Second King, be good at home and don't bother Sister Piao Piao, do you know? If she is so hungry, she will stew you into snake soup But it would be miserable."

After thinking about it, he still felt uneasy, Song Ci took out an invisibility talisman and rolled it on the tip of its tail, "It's much safer this way, don't drop the talisman paper!"

The second king nodded, and took the initiative to raise his tail to demonstrate that he could walk normally, so as to reassure the master.

Seeing that everything was ready, Song Ci sauntered out of the room with his hands behind his back.

There is no difference in the distance between the stairs on the left and the elevator on the right, but when she walked to the elevator entrance, the closed elevator door suddenly opened without warning, and then it kept opening and closing repeatedly.

"What a coincidence."

Song Ci glanced at his watch, "[35:15], the time estimate is just right."

She wasn't afraid of a fall from the human body, and the elevator shaft that went down the tenth floor was nothing, but it was best to avoid unnecessary pain.

Since he didn't plan to appreciate the body repair skills for the time being, Song Ci turned around and went down the stairwell.

It's still the slow-walk between the eighth and ninth floors, and it's still the same graffiti chalk line, but there is an extra man who looks strange.

He was wearing a black coat and a black peaked cap, holding a pot of lilies and talking to himself beside the watermelon.

Song Ci stopped at the foot of the big characters, "Sir, please excuse me."

As soon as she finished speaking, the man in black and Lily turned their heads together, "Is there a mistake, it's impossible..."

The man in black inhaled, exhaled and inhaled again, "Don't be nervous, don't be nervous! This is just a normal malfunction, a small case!"

After he finished speaking, he ran upstairs and downstairs twice, and told the flower pot: "I'll give you another chance, remember to behave well this time, do you hear me clearly?"

The leaves of the lily trembled, but still persistently turned to the woman who appeared suddenly.

"what?!"

The man in black took off his sunglasses in surprise, "Miss, may I ask your mother's name?"

Song Ci stared at the bearded man speechlessly, and then hissed when he saw the face clearly, "Excuse me, do you have a long-lost brother?"

"Normally, shouldn't you answer my question first?"

The bearded man shook his head, "Forget it, you can't force it by looking at you. Then let me ask another question. Is your mother the old lady Li who just passed away?"

"Isn't Mrs. Li in her 70s? Her grandson is almost my age, okay?"

Song Ci tapped the lily petals with his fingertips, "You're a funny little thing, what's your name, tell me!"

The lily swayed from side to side, closed into a ball like a mimosa, and retracted into the arms of the man in black.

"Hey, dangerous items, don't touch them!"

The man in black said righteously: "Miss, frankly speaking, I am Salted Eggshell Superman, and I want to protect innocent citizens from harm because I feel that there is an evil force ready to move in this building. It just happened to be such a coincidence that I met you, a half-yin and half-yang guy who is neither human nor ghost. Actually, do you mind if I beat you up so that you can become more pure?"

"Salted Egg Shell Superman?"

Song Ci couldn't help laughing, "Sorry, I've only heard of Salted Egg Superman."

"Of course the eggs are eaten, and only the shells are left!"

The man in black waved his hand, "Don't worry about these details! It's the same sentence, can I beat you up? It's the kind of operation that you don't need to be responsible for after beating people."

While talking, he took out his clean pocket again, "Beforehand, I don't cover the medical expenses, and I can consider calling an ambulance."

"No."

Song Ci raised his watch to show him, "Look, I'm going to be late in 10 minutes. I'm in a hurry to buy breakfast, so let's go first."

"Don't rush away, anyway, your life is not just 10 minutes, don't you want to do something more meaningful?"

The man in black chased after him with a lily in his hand, "We are all like-minded people, so it's better to be prepared if there is nothing to do and communicate with each other!"

"Hey, there, I saw him!"

As soon as the two of them reached the entrance of the hall, a group of people rushed forward, holding arms, raising legs and tying waists, performing their duties, "I finally found you, you bastard! It's all because of you, and this month's bonus is wasted again!" "

"Don't be so rude, okay, we are all civilized people!"

The man in black couldn't break free, so he could only throw the lily back, "Help me take care of it! I'll be back!"

"Come back to your head!"

The medical staff in uniform sealed the mouth of the man in black viciously, "I will add two big locks when I go back. If you can sneak around again, I will take your surname!"

Hearing this, the man in black quickly shook his head to express that he had something to say, and waited for others to help him untie the tape before he hurriedly asked: "This question has actually troubled me for a long time, please kindly tell me, what is my last name?"

"Ask your mother!"

The medical staff put on the tape again, "I'm so stupid to talk to a psychopath!"

This group of people came and went quickly, and only the six characters "Chongguang Mental Hospital" pieced together on the back remained in the sight of the building security.

"Now I finally know why the boss cut wages and laid off employees."

Ku Gan made a sign of the cross on his chest, and said with a mournful face, "I'm guilty, I'm not worthy to be the security guard of the building!"

"I've already said that you shouldn't be so serious about being a human being, but you're still rambling here!"

Lu sir still looked like he had nothing to do with himself, "Then he is a big living man with a pot of white flowers saying that he wants to condolence to the dead, who would have thought of that?"

"I figured it out!"

Da Ma stared at the caught flower maliciously, "His words are inherently problematic. People are all condolences to the family members of the deceased, so how can they directly condolence to the deceased? The effect of missing two words is much more terrifying!"

"Aftermath! I thought of you and don't make a sound!"

Lu sir obviously didn't want to mention it again, "Forget it, anyway, there is nothing to lose now, just let him go a little further."

He looked at the new tenant who was standing aside holding the flowerpot again, "Pretend you didn't see it, and I'll let you take the flowers away, or they will be destroyed on the spot as dangerous goods!"

Song Ci looked down at the slightly trembling lily, "Listen, you are really 'dangerous'! Forget it, I've always liked the beauty of adults."

After the tenants on the tenth floor walked away with flowers in their arms, Sir Lu hurriedly ran into the security room and lit a stick of incense, "Second Master, Second Master, you have spirits in the sky, please keep us safe and secure." It’s a good thing! I just thought you took a nap when you died before, and you can’t make any mistakes in the future!”

The tea restaurant at the intersection was overcrowded, Song Ci packed two set meals to take away, and sat outside the shop to read the newspaper.

The dial has returned to dark green, but there is a number 2 in the upper right corner of the still clock frame, indicating that the player has passed two trials.

"Boss, there is no milk in the black coffee."

A tired man stood silently on the other side of the store door. There was an inconspicuous bruise on his forehead, and the knuckles of his fingers were also torn.

Song Ci raised his head and saw that the person who came was one of the players who lived with Qin Yi, but he was the quietest and most ordinary one.

Her eyes moved down, and she glanced at the man's wrist without a trace. Although it was only a few seconds, it was enough for people to see the number 1 displayed on it.

"To be able to run outside to complete the trial before Mrs. Li's first seven days, she has a clever mind and a lot of courage."

You don't need to think about how dangerous the night is for gamers. After all, the elements that can cause emotional fluctuations are not only fear and joy, anger, pain, and even a little injury are enough to make people pay the price.

Later, the clerk handed out a bag of lunch, Song Ci took it and walked back, and the man holding the coffee cup followed behind in silence.

Coming to the ninth floor, Song Ci turned his head, "I don't want to be sentimental, but do you have something to say to me?"

The man paused, "Unless it is absolutely necessary, don't enter the theater mode at night, an unfriendly accident is enough to clear the life value."

Song Ci didn't expect him to say this, "Thank you, I will remember it. Would you mind telling me your name?"

From the outside, the man in his early thirties said softly, "Wang Ping, the taxi driver on the night shift."

"Taxi driver?"

Song Ci smiled and nodded, "It's a good job. Have you ever met a ghost when you were working on the night shift? If you are more afraid of ghosts than people, try to stay outside as much as possible."

Saying goodbye to Wang Ping, whose appearance and name were so ordinary, Song Ci hurried back to Block B on the tenth floor before the players who followed the sound went out.

"Why so long!"

Sitting in the living room watching TV, Liu Piaopiao was holding a bucket of instant noodles and was enjoying eating, "Fortunately, I still have some in stock. I'm going to be so hungry that my stomach will perforate when you come back!"

Song Ci put the new lilies on the table, "There's still some food in the refrigerator, Miss Piao Piao, didn't you see it?"

Out of the theater mode, Liu Piaopiao's conversation sounded much more normal, "I see, but I am a very principled landlord, and I will never mess with the tenant's personal belongings."

She grabbed the lunch box with one hand, and threw the instant noodles aside with the other, "Why do you buy flowers when they are so good? Lily, don't you think the smell is too strong? The strangest thing is, who only grows a lily? At least It would be fun to watch a bunch of them!"

"A friend entrusted me to keep it."

Song Ci dragged the potted plant that was trying to pretend to be an ordinary flower to his eyes, "If Sister Piao Piao doesn't like it, I will put it back in the bedroom later."

"as long as you are happy."

Liu Piaopiao raised her straight and slender legs, "By the way, I remember I said before that I would take you to see a job. Is it true? The environment where I work is very complicated, and it is not suitable for you. I think it's okay." Yes. But you don’t have to worry, I can still recommend you a job, which also requires singing and dancing, but the salary is a little less.”

Song Ci tore open a bag of milk and poured it into the flowerpot, "Is it enough to pay the rent?"

"Enough, and three meals a day!"

Liu Piaopiao said as he found a business card from his handbag, "Hey, you go here to find someone who is a trickster. It seems that his surname is Yin or Yi. Hey, I can't remember the little guy. Anyway, you can go there according to the address. Yes, there are still many elderly people there, definitely suitable for you!"

"Xiangyang Community Neighborhood Welfare Association?"

Song Ci stared at the line below and added, "It's a handwritten business card again, which is interesting. Thank you sister Piao Piao, I will go there when I have time."

"Hurry up, the rent does not wait for anyone!"

Liu Piaopiao went back to catch up on sleep after eating, while Song Ci went back to the bedroom with Lily in her arms.

When the second king saw his master, he twisted his body happily and crawled over. As soon as its snake letter touched the flowerpot, the lily closed its petals in panic.

"You are so timid, how dare you come to recognize ghosts?"

Song Ci smiled and grabbed the leaves of the lily, "Why don't we call you Mimosa, Mimosa, where did you come from, and how did you meet that man who lives in a mental hospital?"

Usually, she thought that the mental hospital was a good place for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, but it turned out to be the same in another world.

The mimosa shakes the leaves and stems, peeps out the stamens for a look, and shrinks back in a flash.

"Ghost spirits know how to protect themselves wisely"

Song Ci put the flowerpot on the windowsill, "Forget it, I won't force you if you don't tell me. Just stay here with peace of mind."

Counting the days, tonight happens to be the day when the deceased downstairs returns to his soul, and the building should become very lively.

Song Ci thought about it, and felt that it was safer to stay outside, at least he could avoid those gamers who ran to the door for help.

"If you have the opportunity to change the map, you must change your face, so that Qin Yi will not always follow behind with a ghost."

The clothes that come with the watch are all based on my image. If you want to change your look, it is more appropriate to go back to the set to get some equipment.

According to the real world where the original owner lived, Song Ci first made a draft in his belly, and designed several shapes that would not reveal his secrets no matter how they were changed.

At six o'clock in the evening, Liu Piaopiao left for class on time, and she also left the building.

The set was not far away, and Song Ci went directly to the prop warehouse with the amulet attached, planning to borrow a few sets of costumes and wigs according to the sketches.

She was still picking and choosing here, and the auntie on the set rushed in hurriedly, "Oh no, no, this time it's really a turnaround, and a trickster took the lead!"

Song Ci put away the things at hand, retreated to a relatively spacious position to make way for others, and looked out along the open door.

The studio was brightly lit, and a man who seemed to have seen it somewhere but was not so familiar was crying and hissing with his beloved woman in front of everyone.

Song Ci was still staring at the man's profile, when a man in black suddenly appeared next to her and patted her on the shoulder, "Why are you hiding here?"

"Why did you run out again?"

Song Ci stared at the psychotic patient holding the lily flower speechlessly, "Brother, can you save some face, anyway, I also posted a talisman paper, what do the audience think when you make such a big bug?"

"What's so great about invisibility, I can fly, have I ever said that!"

The man in black who managed to escape again proudly held up the flower pot, "As long as it is there, no matter whether it is invisible or invisible, it is impossible to escape!"

With the owner present, Lily was full of confidence and swayed left and right.

"Oh, so you betrayed me!"

Song Ci drew out the scimitar, a prop on the side, and threatened, "Dude, why do you have to waste your time with me? There are so many human beings waiting for you to save in the world, don't you hear them calling for you?" Is it? Not to mention, there are nine innocent lambs waiting for you in Block B on the ninth floor!"

"That's right, I just wanted to go back to the mansion with you because tonight is the soul-returning night!"

Even though the man in black's sunglasses disappeared in the pull, he still pushed the frame, "Let me tell you that the opportunity is rare, that ghost is so fierce, you have never seen a ghost in your life, do you still have the nerve to come out and hang around?"

"I've seen more ghosts than psychos!"

Song Ci picked up the last bag of scholar clothes, "I'm not interested in what you said, please let me go."

As soon as she stepped forward, the man in black shouted at Lily's flower base: "Come on, someone is stealing here!"

As soon as the petals of the lily blossomed, his voice was multiplied and overwhelmed the staff on the set as if through a microphone.

"Who, who dares to make trouble in my territory?! Don't you want to mess around!"

The assistant director rushed over cursing, "What are you doing, put the things down for me! Don't think I'm afraid of you because you can do magic tricks, my brother Sunny gives you an order, and you can't take care of yourself every minute!"

"Brother Sunny, you misunderstood!"

The man in black pointed to a bundle of baggage floating in the air and said, "It's not me who stole things, but her. There's a hermaphrodite there, can't you see it?"

The assistant director was startled, "What is a hermaphrodite?"

The man in black kindly explained: "It's the kind that has both yin and yang qi in its body, looks like a man, a woman, a human, and a ghost. It looks weird!"

"You have guts! How dare you laugh at me in front of so many people!"

The furious assistant director picked up the real loudspeaker and shouted: "Brothers of Wu Xing, hurry up and help catch the thief! Ten extra plays are first come, first served!"

"I'm coming! I'm coming!"

A large group of people rushed over, more than the guards dispatched by the mental hospital in the morning, and they all rushed towards the man in black who was standing on the spot.

In a critical moment, the man in black once again used his unique skills, throwing the most important lily flower, "Jianghu emergency! I will be back!"

His ending was quickly drowned in the noisy yelling. Song Ci smiled while holding the lily that obediently dripped nectar, "It's a coincidence to meet again..."

The author has something to say:

Song Ci: When the scumbag author encountered mimosa for the first time, he thought it was amazing. There are such cute plants in the world~~_(:з」∠)_

Dumbo, hello~~