[comprehensive] superior skills

"Actually, have you ever thought that it's a little late to please now?"

In the living room of Block B on the tenth floor, Song Ci rested his chin and looked at the lily, who was crying or drooling, and pushed the water cup over to catch the nectar, "It's fine if you mean it, if you get dehydrated, you still have to trouble me."

Lily pursed her mouth aggrievedly, squatted down in the leaves and made no sound.

"Hey, so the most important thing about keeping pets is to be considerate!"

Song Ci played with the eggs in his hand and threw them into the second king's mouth one by one, "Look, this is so good."

Lily was silent for a moment, and suddenly began to twist her body crazily.

Song Ci didn't really want to argue with a plant, and hurriedly supported the thin petals and stems, "Why are you so overwhelmed, be careful that you can't cure your neck if you twist it!"

Seeing the poor communication, the lily opened its petals again, simulating the movement of human beings shouting hoarsely.

"You mean, there are ghosts out there?"

Song Ci looked sideways at the closed door, "It's okay, the room is very safe, no ghosts will come in."

She covered all the dead corners of the doors and windows with talisman papers, even if her knowledge is shallow in this life, it is enough to deal with Huihun Ye.

After leaving the set, Song Ci automatically turned on the theater mode. Along the way, she met many weird people and strange things, including gangsters who fought and fought, and gangsters who robbed wealth and sex. In short, just like Wang Ping said, the difficulty of clearing the level at night much higher than during the day.

Fortunately, her equipment was sufficient, so that the executors returned without success, but the police and ambulance had to run a few more times.

Song Ci looked at the watch and sighed, "There are still 10 minutes left, I really want to fast forward..."

Maybe the main god couldn't see her at ease. In the next second, the closed window was pulled open from the outside, and another man crawled in with footprints all over his body.

"It's dangerous..."

The man in black grabbed the water glass and poured it into his mouth, panting heavily, "Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise I would have been sent back to the mental hospital again! It's all the fault of those wicked nurses who came here for no reason. I wear a bracelet with engraved characters on my wrist, and now everyone thinks I'm mentally ill!"

Song Ci turned his head to look at the dark sky, "If they had known that you could climb to the tenth floor in one go, they would probably have called you a hero..."

"I don't dare to be a hero, such trivial skills are worth nothing!"

The man in black flapped the dust on his body, "It seems that you have taken good care of Lily, she hasn't produced honey for many years, I didn't expect it to be so sweet."

The uninvited man in black sat on the opposite side of the sofa, "Although you left me on the set and walked away alone, please rest assured that I am always magnanimous and will never take this small matter to heart. But The previous critical attack really made me more pure, and at the moment when I opened up the second channel of Ren and Du, I suddenly remembered my long-forgotten name."

As he spoke, he stretched out his right hand, which was not much cleaner than his body, "My humble nameless Leon."

"Leon?"

Song Ci put the second king's tail on his hand, held the snake's head and said, "The little girl's surname is Lu, and her boudoir name is Fengyun."

"Good name!"

Leon rubbed the snake skin back and forth with his hands, "Your skin is so slippery, what brand of body lotion do you usually use? Wait a minute, don't tell me, let me guess first!"

After a while, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and he said firmly, "It must be replaced with conditioner, right?"

"You guessed it all, it's amazing!"

Song Ci raised his thumb, "Since we are so close, let me tell you one more thing. Go downstairs and turn left. There is a beautiful woman. When she sees a ghost, she wants to jump into the arms of a beautiful man. I see you like this." You know that it is absolutely in line with her requirements, why don't you go quickly?!"

Leon was a little moved, "Really? You didn't lie to me, did you?"

"No, everyone is so familiar, how can I have the nerve to lie and deceive people!"

Song Ci pointed to the door, "If you don't believe me, listen!"

She could hear Xu Jiaren's screams through two floors of walls, so she could imagine the chaos downstairs.

"Okay! Since someone is asking for help, I will leave for a while!"

Leon walked to the door and turned around worriedly, "Will you wait for me to come back?"

"no problem!"

Song Ci nodded and climbed out of the window with Erwang around, "I'll go down and buy some supper first, see you later!"

Temporarily pasting two wind-defying talismans on the soles of the feet, Song Ci stepped on the air stairs to the door of the building as if walking on clouds, and looked back at the windy hall, "Fortunately, I can flash fast, otherwise I will suffer from indiscriminate disasters .”

Taking advantage of the fact that the talisman hadn't expired for a while, she rushed all the way to the seaside. This is the other end of the border, and it is also the safest place so far.

Putting up the tent, Song Ci sat on the beach, blowing the sea breeze, silently thinking about the young master who likes to look for hermit crabs by the sea, and the Maltese dog who is so arrogant that he refuses to find a husband.

Sensing his master's depression, the second king obediently stood aside, spouting letters occasionally.

One person and one snake sat by the seaside for a long time, and a man with the same ups and downs and sleepless nights appeared on the stone steps by the seaside.

When he saw the tent with camping lights on, he hesitated for a moment, then walked slowly over.

"Hey, it's you."

Yin Tianchou sat down nearby, "I just looked at the side face and thought it looked familiar, I didn't expect it to be so predestined. Do you also like to come to the beach to think about things?"

"Yeah, you're also here to relieve your mood?"

Song Ci tilted his head and looked at him, "I seem to have seen you today, on the set."

"Are you there too? I didn't even notice."

Yin Tianchou stroked his hair shyly, "Maybe I'm too focused, you know it's not so easy for an ordinary actor like me to get a chance. Although I always thought there would be hope, but if it It's so sudden that it's unreal. You know what I mean?"

"I see."

Song Ci stared intently into the distance, "Many times, I also have the illusion that I don't know whether it is reality or a dream. I can't tell whether it is Duke Zhuang dreaming of a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming of Duke Zhuang..."

"You can understand..."

Yin Tianchou laughed and stopped talking, quietly listening to the sound of the waves hitting the rocks.

The beach with one more companion was still as quiet as before. When the dawn in the sky was about to jump out of the water, Song Ci picked up the second king who got into the sandpit to keep warm.

Seeing that she was about to leave, Yin Tianchou hurriedly moved his numb knees and suggested, "Stay a few more minutes, it's beautiful to watch the sunrise here!"

"No."

Song Ci didn't look back, still tidying up the tent that had been vacant all night, "I don't like watching the sunrise alone."

Yin Tianchou was taken aback after hearing this, and looked back at Xia Guang, who was gradually revealing his true face, with regret, and muttered to himself, "Aren't I a human?"

Climbing up the steps along the embankment, a road leading directly to the community appears in front of you.

"It's such a rare fate, let me treat you to breakfast!"

Yin Tianchou pointed to a tea restaurant full of elderly people on the street, "His quicksand bags are not bad!"

"Then go and try."

Song Ci tied the two kings around his waist, "The store doesn't mind customers bringing pets, right?"

"No, the people here are very easy-going!"

Yin Tianchou smiled happily, "Look over there if you don't believe me!"

Song Ci followed his line of sight, and saw a big sign outside the tea restaurant, with the seven characters "Old Man and Dog Tea Restaurant" written on it, and a very eye-catching table surrounded by booster seats , hanging a variety of dog head cartoon stickers.

The two came to the front, and a sleazy waiter came out, "There is no seat today, let's make do with the next seat first!"

Yin Tianchou seemed to be used to similar things, so he went to the pet seat and sat down without saying a word, "It doesn't matter where you sit, but you have to keep the food authentic. I don't eat leftover food!"

The clerk impatiently made a good list, "What are the old neighbors talking about for so many years, do you know that labor is very expensive!"

After he finished speaking, he ignored the man who wanted to add another meal, and left on his own.

Yin Tianchou grinned in embarrassment, "The guys here are like this. Although they are impatient, they are honest."

As soon as he finished speaking, the waiter brought several plates of cold snacks, "The frozen lemon tea is gone, can mandarin ducks do it? If you don't tell me earlier, it's really troublesome!"

Yin Tianchou picked up an obviously missing piggy bun with chopsticks, "It looks like a tooth mark..."

"What does it look like, it's exactly what it is!"

The clerk took out the wallet from his pocket and counted it, "Our business is so honest, how dare you serve it to customers if you don't taste it! Don't say you are dissatisfied, it was only the emperor who went back hundreds of years. What! Now I charge you a few dozen yuan to test the drug for free, what else can I say!"

"Well, it sounds reasonable."

Yin Tianchou bit down on the other side of the piggy bun, "Well, it still tastes familiar, and it's not bad. I don't have any requirements as a human being, as long as I can eat it."

Song Ci calmly looked at the watch that had already entered the countdown. This is a new function she developed. As long as the player is willing, he can choose to enter the theater mode continuously.

In other words, if the player's self-control is strong enough, he can play 24 consecutive games every day, and he can also guarantee a whole month without a day off.

"Counting sleep time, I will be out of the game world for up to three months."

Song Ci's forehead was about to burst into veins, and he slandered: "Compared to staying in this inexplicable world, the task of being a history teacher is easier."

Yin Tianchou took back the wallet that was looted by the clerk, "Eat, why don't you use your chopsticks, what do you not like?"

Song Ci shook his head, "I'm just curious, every time you come to eat breakfast, your house is ransacked, how do you live your life."

"Oh, you mean this."

Yin Tianchou took a sip of Mandarin duck milk tea, "On weekdays, this shop also collects protection fees part-time. In order to let everyone live in a peaceful and friendly environment, appropriate sacrifices are inevitable. In fact, I really don't have that many It is required, as long as there is a film to be filmed and a lunch box to eat. By the way, have I told you that I have accepted a big film and I want to cooperate with the international actress Du Juan?"

"No."

Song Ci found out the business card that he didn't know where it was stuffed, "Did I tell you that I am here to apply for the job?" Sister Piao Piao said, there is a job here that is very suitable for me. Some patience."

"Ah, you are the one who came to take over the Welfare Association?"

Yin Tianqiu raised his eyebrows, "That's really great! When I was watching the sea last night, I was still thinking, what if my schedule is too busy to make it, what will these old people do? Now that you take over, everything will be fine." Already!"

As he spoke, he stood up, waved his arms and shouted excitedly: "Everyone! Starting today, this Miss Lu will take over my job and take care of your daily life and entertainment! What do you not understand? For intractable diseases that you want to know or are too lazy to deal with, you can come to the Welfare Association to find her!"

The old people who were still buried in their meals all turned their heads when they heard Yin Tianchou's voice, and said in disgust: "Che, a boring ugly man finally left, and thought he would be replaced by a beautiful woman! The Social Welfare Department is getting more and more stingy." , don’t care about the spiritual world of the elderly at all!”

The atmosphere was a little cold for a while, but there was another withered yellow leaf whirling on the ground and floating on the top of Yin Tianchou's hair, making him look even more ridiculous.

"It's understandable that the old man can't hide his words."

Yin Tianchou took off the leaves and gave away the previously empty wallet, "This is the activity fund of the welfare association. From now on, someone will stuff money into it on the first of every month, excluding the necessary expenses of the welfare association, and the remaining It’s your commission. The money is a little less, but you can find a way to save it, just like the table tennis in the activity room is broken, you can buy a second-hand one or chop firewood to repair it yourself, you can save some money.”

He quietly moved forward and said: "Or you can encourage the neighbors to play some leisure activities that don't cost money and can keep fit, such as opening an actor training class like me, which can save at least a sum of taxi fares every month... "

Song Ci pressed the wallet, "Thank you, I will find a way to solve the funding problem."

Yin Tianchou nodded trustingly, "I can tell by your appearance that you can do it, so go ahead and do it boldly, I support you!"

After eating an emperor-level breakfast, Yin Tianchou took Song Ci to the community activity center not far away.

This is just a small yard, except for the innermost staff dormitory, which is the activity room and playground.

Yin Tianchou had two sets of keys in his hand, "I'll leave the gate and activity room to you. As for the private place, please allow me to keep it for now. At least I won't be able to move until the filming is over and I get the commission."

"It doesn't matter, I don't lack a place to live now."

Song Ci stood in front of the chalk-scribbled blackboard, "Is it possible to close the business as long as you finish eight hours a day?"

"Theoretically so!"

Yin Tianchou put a cross on the eight-hour schedule, "But I'm rarely busy for eight hours a day, unless someone wants to talk to you, or there are children who want to listen to stories in the middle of the night, then I have to work overtime."

There was only one iron bed in the staff dormitory, and Yin Tianchou carefully ironed the suit hanging on the cabinet door, "If there is nothing wrong, I will rush to the set. Sister Juan is still waiting for me. Today is the first day." It's time to start work, you can't be late!"

"No problem, just leave it to me."

Song Ci sat behind the old staff desk and said, "Good luck!"

Hearing this, Yin Tianchou raised his fist and said seriously, "Work hard! Fight hard!"

After sending off the former person in charge, Song Ci casually flipped through the old newspapers on the table, as well as the takeaway phone that was placed in a conspicuous place.

At this moment, a chubby little man who was no more than three heads tall and was completely naked ran in, "Hey, why did you change people? Where's the guy surnamed Yin?"

Song Ci moved his gaze upwards, trying to ignore the three inches below his navel, "Mr. Yin has gone to filming, and I don't have time to take care of the welfare club recently."

"The extras are pretending to be dead again, so it's better to stay in the Welfare Club and lie dead!"

一脸欠揍模样的小胖子舔着棒棒糖，“有没有什么好玩的事情，说出来让我高兴高兴！不说投诉你哦！”

"Aren't you the kid who always likes to find someone to tell stories in the middle of the night?"

Song Ci smiled and waved, "Come on, Auntie will tell you a story about a farmer and a snake."

"Who wants to listen to that old story!"

The little fat man raised his fat neck like a tire rim, "Don't think I'm fooling people when I'm young, I want to listen to Bump Man!"

"No, I am the most trustworthy person, and I will tell you the most innovative one."

Song Ci took out a straw hat from a drawer and put it on his head, "Hey, where's my snake? It was clearly here just now!"

The little fat man who was still posing suddenly felt a chill in his ankles. He looked down and realized that there was really a big snake encircling his calf and climbing up. He cried out, "Mama Mia!"

"Hey, your lollipop fell!"

Song Ci picked up the dusty lollipop and blew it, and handed it to Erwang's mouth, "Nowadays, children are really not cute at all."

Staring at the second king eating clean sweets, Song Ci threw the paper stick into the trash can. She was thinking of going back to kill the time, and the little fat man who had just ran away crying led her family to find her.

A four-eyed frog with the same face shouted loudly: "Whoever bullies my brother, stand up!"

Song Ci looked around and felt that there was nothing wrong with him, so he turned around and walked back.

"How dare you pretend to be stupid!"

The four-eyed frog shook a string of copper chains around its neck, "Which way are you on, do you know that our whole family is covered by Lord Hong?"

"Master Hong? I'm sorry, I haven't heard of it."

Song Ci held up the newspaper to cover his face, "The billiard ball is broken, if you want to play, go to the playground."

"How dare you speak hard?!"

The four-eyed frog picked up the billiard stick and approached slowly, "Don't say I won't give you a chance, just pay my brother some mental damage, and I'll just pretend that nothing happened today!"

The little fat man who went back and forth hastily interjected, "Tell me the story of Bump Man!"

Song Ci dug out two small holes in the newspaper, looked at the four-eyed frog, "Dear man, I think your seal is black, and you may be bloody!"

"You still dare to threaten me?!"

The four-eyed frog was stunned for a moment, turned around and took out the paper stick in the trash can and threw it at it, "If I hadn't promised my mother not to beat women, I would have relapsed a long time ago! Is it true that you don't give me any face at all?"

"Yes, of course Brother Frog's face must be given."

Song Ci put down the newspaper, "But I don't like to give up halfway. If you want me to talk about Bumpman, you have to finish listening to the story of the farmer and the snake first. Kid, do you dare?"

The little fat man looked at the grinning Er Wang timidly, and ran out crying again.

"Look, it's none of my business!"

Song Ci spread his hands helplessly, "However, I was not joking about the bloody disaster I just said, Brother Frog should be careful."

The four-eyed frog raised his knees and shook the billiard stick fiercely, grinning his teeth in pain, "Fuck you! Don't run away if you have the guts, and wait until our boss comes to see how majestic you are!"

The unlucky little bastard was limping and about to run away, Song Ci slowly chased to the door and shouted: "From today onwards, the Welfare Association will resume the eight-hour working system, please come early if you want to come, don't wait when it's overdue! "

The author has something to say:

Song Ci: In fact, this game world can also be regarded as an alternative actor training class, the kind managed by the main god~~_(:з」∠)_

Little monster, huh~~