[comprehensive] superior skills

"All four are empty?"

The leader of the prostitute secretly made a retreat gesture, "This Taoist priest, did you recognize the wrong person?"

"That's right, we are the famous Four Great Heroes in the south of the Yangtze River!"

Wannian Erhuan questioned, "Don't tell me you haven't heard of it!"

"What's the difference between the Four Great Heroes and the Four All Empty? Anyway, they are all NPCs!"

Song Ci raised his eyelids and took four pictures of the amulets, "I didn't mean you, you have to pursue something after being an NPC! When they appear on the stage, they are heroes who eliminate harm for the people. When it's the turn of a few prostitutes, they are just as cute as everyone else." You disgusting flower picker, what a failure!"

She kicked the four little villains under the tree rather rudely, and shouted at the beggar leader who was still vomiting blood: "Dude, do you want a hemostatic medicine? If you want to, tell me where is the nearest brothel?"

The beggar leader vomited and cried: "The most famous brothel here is Hui Xian Ya Xu..."

"Thank you!"

Song Ci cross-pasted two OK cards on his mouth, "Be patient, as long as you can hold back and don't vomit, the blood will be digested automatically."

Just when a delivery cart was thrown at the door, she pushed four unknown thieves to the magnificent Huixian Yaxu.

Seeing this, Mr. Gui hurriedly stopped him, "Guest officer, we don't accept disabled people here!"

"Oh, you misunderstood!"

Song Ci dumped the passenger on the ground, "These four brothers lost all their property and wanted to become monks for a while. After much deliberation, I still feel that young people should not be allowed to follow their whims. I also heard that Huixian Yaxu likes it very much." To entertain some guests with special hobbies, how about giving them a chance to be a new person?"

"There's so much nonsense, if I said earlier that you wanted to buy and sell people!"

Gui Gong looked back and forth at the facial features and limbs of the four lewd men like picking out offal buyers at a meat stall, "It's not that I'm demanding, I'm afraid that such a thing is not worthy of carrying shoes for customers!"

"I can't lift the shoes, but can I have a pedicure? If it's not possible, I can also consider going to the toilet!"

Song Ci took out a gold ingot and quietly handed it to Mr. Gui, "As long as you find a place for them to reflect on themselves and deeply realize their mistakes, the rest is up to you!"

"Seeing how clever you are, I'll recommend a good place to the four brothers!"

Mr. Turtle half-covered and said: "Recently, many guests have suffered from their wives' cowardice and want to find a place to vent their anger. However, the girls in the yard are as tender as flower bones, and they just use their delicate bodies to fill in the service. Project blank..."

"Understood, it's the kind of babbling stand-in scene, right?"

Song Ci nodded, cupped his hands and said, "Brother Lao! By the way, please remind the customers who bought the clock to try to avoid those talisman papers when swinging the whip. Of course, if you can cut people down with one knife, you will be fine." never mind!"

Mr. Gui, who had picked up four human props for nothing, called to the handyman to carry them into the inner courtyard, while the little Taoist who passed the [-]th level of the Buddha walked slowly back to the Huguo Temple.

"Old trees, sunset, residual blood..."

Looking at the mess on the ground, Song Ci shook his head and sighed softly: "It's a pity that my poetry is not good, otherwise I really want to sing a poem. However, this temple is too quiet, where did the pilgrims and the emperor go?" ?”

The hall was very quiet, and even the monk in charge of cleaning was gone. The scene in front of me was really indescribably strange.

"Is there anyone? If you don't say anything, I will move the box away!"

Song Ci shook the heavy merit box, "Strange, no one came out like this. Didn't it mean that there are eighteen bronze figures in the temple to watch the scene..."

At this time, a seriously injured old monk crawled out from behind the towering Buddha statue, "You are talking about the Shaolin Temple, but ours is the Huguo Temple, which is specially used for the retirement of civil servants and military generals who live away from the world..."

Song Ci helped up the dizzy old monk, "Master, why is the temple in such a state?"

The old monk said out of breath: "Just now a disciple who claimed to be the emperor wanted to moleste a maid in Huafu, but was kicked out by the sweeping monk in the temple..."

Song Ci was taken aback when he heard the words, "The sweeping monk in your temple is really extraordinary, even the emperor dared to beat him."

"Who knows if he is the real emperor or the fake emperor!"

The old monk was so angry that he wanted to fall back again, "Since that emperor who is not doing business properly came to the south of the Yangtze River, I don't know how many people use his banner to deceive and abduct him every day. In our temple alone, we have met more than ten times or eight times!"

Song Ci hurriedly helped him, "It seems that the changes in the temple are also related to the 'Emperor'?"

"Who said no!"

The old monk sighed and said: "It's fine if you beat him like usual, but he deserves it! Today, King Ning is going to come to the temple to find fault, and as soon as he catches the upside-down emperor, he will call for beating and killing." People paid for their lives, not only scattered the people, but also captured all the young and strong in the temple!"

"Oh, I see……"

Song Ci put down the old monk who was still complaining and was about to leave, "Master Lao will answer your questions."

The old monk held on tightly to the sleeve of the visitor, "Wait a minute, where are you going?"

"Of course I'm going to have dinner!"

Song Ci said as a matter of course: "You didn't see that it was getting dark, and if you don't hurry up, you can only make do with supper."

The frantic old monk lifted off the human\skin mask, revealing a mysterious face that only belonged to a mysterious person, "No way, I've lost so much saliva and you don't plan to help me save the emperor?"

"It's none of my business to save the emperor?"

Song Ci flicked his fly whisk, and sighed: "As the saying goes, 'Death under a peony flower is a ghost!' The emperor has died a worthy death, you should be happy for him!"

"The key is that the emperor is not dead yet! If he dies, should I ask you for help? It's easy for everyone to find someone from the Zhu family to succeed him!"

The mysterious person followed step by step, "Everyone knows that King Ning wants to rebel, but rebellion is not enough to just think about it, and the jade seal of Chuanguo has to be stamped! Now he is using the excuse of escorting the emperor to arrest the emperor. The reason for this is the ancestral jade seal."

Song Ci paused, "Are you talking about the jade seal with strange characters engraved on all four sides so ugly that the eighteen generations of ancestors would have no face to see people?"

"Yeah, that's the one!"

The mysterious man showed a bewildered smile, "Fortunately, the founding emperor was uneducated, even if King Ning wants to imitate, he has no way!"

"You're too happy too soon!"

I don't know when he escaped from Ruhua Meijuan's clutches, the chief executive suddenly jumped out from behind the wall, "I just bought a steward from Prince Ning's mansion. The purpose of the income is to ask him to imitate a Jade Seal of Chuanguo. The world knows that Tang Bohu is not only powerful with one hand, but also has the talent of photographic memory. No matter how ugly the calligraphy and painting are, as long as he takes a look at them, there is nothing he can't copy. !"

"Oops!"

The mysterious man took a few steps back in panic, "The most indispensable thing in Prince Ning's mansion is the imperial seal. As long as he gets those four sentences together, wouldn't the dynasty change be just around the corner!"

"So the most important thing we should do now is not to rescue the emperor!"

Chief Ouchi volleyed everything with his right hand, "Instead, go and kill Tang Bohu to avoid future troubles!"

"It's not good, how can there be such a reason to kill people and silence them just because they are so talented? I can't do such unreasonable things."

Song Ci waved his hands again and again, "Please feel free, both of you, I will take my leave first."

"Hmph, the benevolence of a woman!"

The chief executive snorted coldly: "Not to mention how much Tang Bohu evaded taxes and money by sending paintings in private, he is handsome and young and rich, causing anger and resentment, just because he dared to rob the emperor for a woman is enough to add to the crime! When I had nothing to do earlier, I bribed the manager of the Tang House, and he told me that Tang Bohu had called Qiuxiang’s name in a dream, and forced eight wives to hang themselves because of relationship problems, it’s like a beast!”

"Is there such a thing?"

The mysterious man followed suit and said, "It's a pity that I usually envy Tang Bohu the most. I didn't expect him to be such a despicable villain. I declare that starting today, I'm off the fan! I'm free!"

"Your mother sold you to the emperor 800 years ago, how did you get free!"

The chief executive slapped away the mysterious man who was full of righteous indignation, and threatened the little Taoist: "If you don't follow us to destroy Tang Bohu, I will report to King Ning and say that the emperor has entrusted the jade seal to you for safekeeping!"

"No way, you can tell such a poisonous lie?!"

Song Ci turned sideways to avoid the trembling nose hair of the chief executive, "Do you think that with King Ning's wisdom, he would believe such nonsense?"

"Why not?"

The head of the house said with a sly smile: "King Yining's personality, he would rather kill ten thousand people by mistake than indulge one person in vain!"

"you are vicious!"

Song Ci glanced at the countdown pointer of the watch, knowing that even if he didn't agree at this moment, there would be countless good shows waiting for him, so he pretended to be embarrassed: "But let's talk about it first, I will get dizzy when I see blood. Don't expect me to kill people, even if I sneak into the Tang residence, I will at most help you watch the wind!"

"Needless to say, do you think I'm paid for nothing as a liaison to the Baolong clan?"

The mysterious man shook his flowing long hair, and said to himself, "You really think that Darling is here to make you kill people? He is afraid that you will leak the news!"

The chief executive said and walked straight forward, "Stop gossip, turn left with me, turn left, turn left, and then turn left again!"

The mysterious man floated around him, "This road doesn't seem to lead to the Tang Mansion, does it?"

"bingo."

The Chief Ouchi picked out two watermelon knives from a stall on the street and hid them in his underwear, "I want to go to Prince Ning's Mansion first to see if the emperor is well."

"I see!"

The mysterious man said sadly: "You are worried about the emperor's safety. Sigh, it's rare that you grew up together..."

"You guessed wrong this time."

The head of the house deliberately lowered his voice, "Let's sneak into Prince Ning's mansion first to find out. If the emperor is still there, everything will go according to the original plan; if the emperor has died, we will hurry back to the imperial city to support the new emperor, and save going to Tang Dynasty again." Fu Bai made a trip..."

The mysterious man nodded knowingly, "Tall, it's really tall!"

Song Ci, who had overheard it, didn't know whether he should pity the emperor or sympathize with himself, so he could only follow behind them without saying a word.

Later, when he came to the outer courtyard of King Ning's Mansion, the mysterious man with the best qinggong jumped up to the treetops, "Darling, I have found the emperor!"

The chief executive asked urgently: "Where is the emperor? Have you seen him?"

"I didn't see the emperor himself."

The mysterious man smiled proudly: "But there is only one courtyard in Prince Ning's Mansion surrounded by guards for more than a dozen circles, and any fool knows who is locked inside."

"A dozen laps is so exaggerated?"

The manager of Ouchi was in a hurry, "Do you have a way to check inside?"

"give it to me."

The mysterious man tore off half of the willow leaves, "It's the season for catkins to flutter. As long as we disguise ourselves properly, no one will find out."

After a stick of incense, two large-sized cicada cocoons and catkins appeared in front of the little Taoist, "Can you still recognize who we are?"

"can not recognize."

Song Ci shook his head resignedly, "Don't say I don't recognize you, even if the two old ladies stand here, don't even try to recognize them."

"Then what else is there to say!"

The complacent Ouchi Chief pointed to the sky and the ground, "Act now!"

After trampling through countless tiles one after another, the action team arrived at the wing where the emperor was imprisoned.

Under the signal of the chief executive, the mysterious man quietly moved away a thin tile, and took a closer look at the details through the light in the house.

First, a graceful young girl appeared under three pairs of eyeballs, then King Ning with a reversed face, and finally a hostage lying on the bed with no strength.

King Ning, who was blowing his beard and staring, stretched out his arms fiercely, clenched his fists and threatened, "This king will ask you one last time, will you hand over the jade seal?!"

"If you don't pay, you don't pay!"

Zhu Xier stuck his neck and shouted: "If you have the ability, you can find it yourself!"

"Okay! At first, I was still thinking that my first-class compatriots didn't kill me! You forced me to do this!"

King Ning slammed the table, "Come here, give the emperor artificial respiration!"

"Yes, my lord."

The young girl who had been looking forward to it for a long time licked her sexy thick lips with covetousness, "Your Majesty, do you still remember the flowery beauty on the Wangfu Bridge?"

"Don't come! I warn you not to come!"

Zhu Xier turned pale and shouted, "If you take another step forward, I'll kill myself by biting my tongue!"

Ruhua Meijuan winked, "It's okay, my family will stop the bleeding for you!"

The next scene was really sad for those who heard it, and tears for those who saw it. The three people lying on the roof saw the young girl with a deep voice starving for food like a hungry tiger, suppressing Zhu Xier who was struggling and yelling, and then King Ning was raised in the room. laughing wildly.

"Oh, Your Majesty, I have really suffered for you."

The chief executive wiped away his tears, "In order to get the emperor out of the misery as soon as possible, we must kill Tang Bohu as soon as possible!"

Song Ci coughed lightly, "Why don't you just kill King Ning?"

"Do you think I don't want to?"

The chief executive said with hatred: "But who is King Ning, who has already bought the deadly scholar who is ranked No. 2 on the weapon list! You can tell how difficult this person is just by hearing his name. He wants to kill King Ning! Easier said than done!"

"Speaking of which, why have we been lying on the eaves for so long, and we didn't even care about breaking so many tiles?"

Song Ci looked left and right and said, "Don't you two find it strange?"

"It's very strange."

The mysterious man pushed back the hair that covered his handsome face, "So let's retreat as soon as possible!"

"Want to go? It's not that easy!"

As the wind howled, a man with a sharp sword in his hand and a soft scarf on his head jumped onto the wall, and said with a sneer, "I have to admire the three of you for daring to play tricks under the nose of my life-threatening scholar." courage!"

"Three? Your Excellency must be dazzled?"

Chief Ouchi stuck closely behind the mysterious man, pointing his right hand obliquely, "I'm just waiting for catkins blowing in the wind, the one next door is the assassin you're looking for!"

"Wait a minute!"

Seeing that the life-threatening scholar was about to shift his target, Song Ci took out an invisibility talisman and slapped it on his body, "My little brother said earlier that it would be difficult for you two to beat the wise and powerful King Ning with your IQ alone, but you don't Be willing to give up. Now you know how powerful you are! Since everyone has seen through your disguise, why bother to hang yourself on a willow tree? Let’s surrender as soon as possible! As for me, I just got lost by accident, so that’s it. Retire!"

"Aren't you mistaken? It's too disrespectful to say flash!"

The Chief Ouchi, who couldn't react in time, groped for the air where he couldn't see a hair, "Damn you little Taoist priest, how dare you play the trick of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger with me!"

The life-killing scholar snorted coldly, "A mere thief dares to call himself the king of beasts, look at the sword!"

"The goddess scattered the flowers!"

At the critical moment, the mysterious man frantically flicked his fluffy hair that grew without wind, stirred the willow leaves near the body surface like a reinforced version of a broken machine, and jumped up with the high-speed rotating airflow.

"tornado?!"

The life-killing scholar retreated a foot in the air, and exclaimed: "What a strong inner strength. Earlier I heard that the Baolong clan has their own special skills. I just regarded them as those useless wastes to brag about. Today, I saw that there are people beyond others and others beyond the sky! Worse, the emperor still has three major guards who are not present, once the four of them get together, won't it ruin the prince's event?!"

In an instant, the life-threatening scholar, who felt that he had no match, went all the way to the study to report to King Ning, while the mysterious man who had escaped by virtue of his peerless internal skills was lying on a corner of the night market and vomited.

After a ride, the manager of Ouchi tremblingly took out the copper plate and bought two plums to hold in his mouth, "I feel dizzy and want to vomit, do I have..."

"fine……"

The mysterious man took the time to reply, "It's just a slight concussion..."

"I told you to change to a safe method to air-dry your hair, but now you have to risk your life every time you wash your hair!"

The chief executive grabbed the robe that barely covered his body, "Damn boy, how dare you betray us, if you let me see him again, the emperor will cut him to pieces!"

On the bunk facing the street, two diners who were destined to have barbecue face to face raised their heads in Xunsheng.

Holding a bunch of chicken wings in his left hand and right hand, the flirtatious and gifted man who can be seen as belonging to a wealthy and good-looking young man chuckled lightly: "This fellow, it seems that someone scolded you just now!"

"Really, it doesn't matter!"

Song Ci smeared a layer of honey on the mutton skewers, "Eating is the biggest food in the world. The emperor knows the truth of not dismantling hungry soldiers. If you don't have enough food, how can you have the strength to kill people and set fires?"

"Murder and arson?"

The flirtatious genius smiled even more happily, "Frank enough, I like it! Anyway, I'm full and have nothing to do, so I wonder if Your Excellency would like to take me for a ride? It's also so that I can see what kind of murder and arson is."

"You are interested in?"

After feeding the Er Wang who had been hungry for a long time, Song Ci raised his finger to the mysterious man who couldn't tell the difference between the south, the south and the north, "Then go and ask him. I don't know what the people in Da Nei think, Obviously it is King Ning who wants to rebel, so why does he have to kill Tang Bohu's family, how pitiful are those eight brides who have been troubled for no reason, they can't even be widows!"

The flirtatious talent burst out a series of unrestrained laughter immediately, "A woman who wants to be a widow also depends on her talent! Come on, let me see what a hero who plans to go to the Tang family to murder and set fire to looks like."

As he spoke, he flicked his sleeves, walked in front of the mysterious man with extraordinary steps, turned his folding fan and lifted his chin, and said in a loud voice: "This man looks so fresh and refined, it's no wonder there are such Fantastic idea. Unfortunately, I am Tang Bohu who is ashamed to be the first of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River. I dare to ask you when you plan to come to my house to make trouble, and I should prepare all the food and wine in advance to entertain you two!"

The author has something to say:

Song Ci: Your Majesty, do you still remember Nanny Rong by the Daming Lake~~_(:з」∠)_

Hundred flowers are ashamed, what ah~~