[comprehensive] superior skills

The moon is dark and the wind is high, the night is a day of murder and arson.

Thanks to Zhu Xier, the big-mouthed emperor, Song Ci's first night in the Yuelai Inn became extraordinarily long.

As soon as the roof tiles slammed, the little Taoist priest who was lying on the bed with his eyes closed and couldn't sleep, and could only pretend to sleep, fired a shot casually, "Please be a bit professional when you are an assassin, and don't always go to the wrong room, okay?"

"Sorry……"

Weak groans came faintly, "Can you kindly tell me, where is the nearest medical clinic?"

Song Ci looked at the blood stains seeping through the ceiling speechlessly, "There is a gynecology clinic next door, so you can deal with it first."

The assassin didn't make any more noise, and he didn't know whether he was too seriously injured and rolled off the eaves or went to Ling Ling Fa's house to see the emergency room.

"It's really terrible..."

Song Ci raised his arms and looked at the second king who was standing on the cos crutches by the bed, "How do you feel, are you not acclimatized?"

The second king shook his head, twisting his torso like a vine swaying in the wind.

"You're shaking until you're twisted, and you're still talking hard?"

Song Ci touched the snake tail of the second king, "I don't know how many times you can accompany me through the game, it would be great if I could take you out of here together."

The two kings huddled together, crouching peacefully beside their master's pillow, hissing and voicing out letters.

When the outside of the window slowly turned yellow, Song Ci pulled the rattle hanging beside the curtain, and shouted to the mouth of the bell: "Please bring some hot water to the upper room."

There are many small inventions beyond the times in the room, and it is said that they were all made by the gynecologist next door.

Anyway, she couldn't sleep at night, so she researched it for a while when she had nothing to do, and found the inn's internal communication phone, which is much more convenient to call Xiao Er.

Not long after, the waiter with a white towel on his shoulders rushed in with a hot copper kettle, "Do you want hot water? It is clearly written on the customer service board in our store that the service items are doubled before the cock crows three times." Fees! While the shopkeeper is still sleeping late, I will give you a little bit of personal favors, just give me a tip of ten cents and eight cents!"

Song Ci took out a purse that was much lighter, "That's not what the little brother who brought me water yesterday said. Could it be that the rules in the store are still played in scrolling?"

"You're talking about my brother, his nickname is 'Death for Money', of course it's cheaper for you!"

He desperately wanted money and slapped his chest loudly, "Stop talking nonsense, just give me the money! Overtime is not the same amount!"

Song Ci put down eight big coins, "Based on this calculation, the three meals that we agreed to pay don't matter?"

"Three meals included, as the name suggests, one meat bun is enough for you to eat three meals! It's so cheap to live, what else do you want?"

He wanted Qian to sweep the copper plate into the bag with his big hand, "Look at you, you look so fair and clean, I didn't expect you can't even understand human speech!"

"Ah, you saw it."

Song Ci grinned in a strange way, "Actually, I prefer talking nonsense."

Desperate for money, he tossed the towel and left cursing, "I don't care what you say, if you don't have money, don't call someone!"

"Second King, why do I feel like I'm living in a black shop?"

Song Ci sighed, "It's better for you to continue to cosplay because you've been wronged. If you stay in the store, you'll be steamed and there's no reason for it."

At this time, the inn was already overcrowded, and even the dining room had been forced into several sets of tables, chairs and benches.

Song Ci took a closer look and found that the other tables were already full of people, and only one table by the window could be filled.

"Miss, I wonder if you can..."

Song Ci was stunned as she spoke, because she saw a peerless beauty who was the opposite gender of Ruhua Meijuan but had the same effect, just one glance could make people's soul tremble.

The peerless beauty stared at the dark circles under her eyes, and pressed her flaming red lips to ask, "Say! Are you a tenant of Yuelai Inn?"

Song Ci swallowed, "Yeah, I don't know what you can do for Miss?"

"Of course I will!"

The peerless beauty bit her lip and pouted obsessively: "I have been waiting for this opportunity for a long time. I thought that I, the peerless and unparalleled sister Pomegranate, had been buried in Washington for more than ten years. Opportunity to soar!"

As she spoke, she moved closer a few inches, and a layer of poor-quality pollen with a bad smell immediately fell on the table with the twitch of her face, "Tell me frankly, which room does the emperor live in?"

Song Ci hastily raised his cup to block between the two, "How do you know that the emperor lives here?"

"You still ask how I know?"

Shiliu shook her chest and laughed wildly: "Who in the whole Jiangnan doesn't know that the emperor who visited privately in Weifu lived in the Yuelai Inn! As the saying goes, there are quick hands and slow hands! In order not to miss this good relationship, I secretly climbed over the wall in the middle of the night Come and line up!"

"Actually, Miss Pomegranate..."

Now, Song Ci finally understands the reason why there are still vacancies at this table, "Didn't you hear that the emperor's vision is a little bit higher than that of ordinary people, and he doesn't even look down on three thousand beauties in the harem, Are you getting too confident?"

"How can those vulgar fans compare with me?!"

Shiliu said proudly: "I grew up in Hua Taishi's mansion. Not only are all the Chinese and martial arts champions in the mansion under my skirts, even the enlightenment nine-nine multiplication table of the two young masters was learned by ourselves when we were fighting crickets. ! With my talents, let alone concubine concubine, even the mother of a country is no problem!"

"Is that so..."

Song Ci lifted up the menu to block the spray of saliva, "Since Sister Shiliu has already made up her mind, I will not be a villain in vain. Just go upstairs and see which room has the most blood at the door, that is the emperor's residence." .”

"Brothers!"

Shiliu couldn't wait to rush to the stairs, "As long as the emperor and I have a good relationship, I will blow the pillow wind and make you a national teacher."

While climbing the stairs, she shouted excitedly: "Your Majesty! Your favorite pomegranate is here! Oops!!"

After a sound of kicking and clanging, everyone saw the beautiful pomegranate rolling down the stairs like a spinning top.

"Who said I love pomegranates?"

Zhu Xier pinched his waist with one hand and pointed at diners with different complexions, cursing: "The pomegranate is what I hate the most. It has too many seeds and little water, and it's troublesome to eat. It's just a piece of gold and jade!"

Pomegranate fell to the ground and groaned, "Your Majesty, I am your pomegranate, how could you forget me..."

Zhu Xier stomped on Pomegranate's face with resentment, "It's your first offence, let's forget it this time! If you dare to falsely preach the imperial decree, I'll chop you up!"

"Your Majesty, there is an empty table here!"

The Ouchi manager with his own filter wiped the powder on the table with his sleeve, "What would you like to eat?"

"It's fine to have dozens of samples."

Zhu Xier said sullenly: "I just opened my eyes in the morning and met a crazy woman, which really affects my appetite. By the way, is there any news about Ah Fa?"

"Ah Fa doesn't know what he's doing, and he hasn't shown up until now."

The head of the Ouchi snatched the plate from the second-hand store and placed it in front of the emperor, "However, I secretly bribed a steward in Washington, and got a reliable piece of news."

Zhu Xier's eyes lit up, "Oh, let's hear it!"

The chief executive smiled slyly and said: "Mrs. Hua will bring her maidservant to Huguo Temple to worship the gods on the [-]th day of every lunar month, so as to pray for the two deformed children in the family, so that the gods can bless them for a speedy recovery. Why don't the emperor take this opportunity? It's a beautiful woman in a while!"

"Makes sense!"

Zhu Xier couldn't wait to gear up, "As long as Qiuxiang is as beautiful as a fairy in the legend, I will pursue her passionately and play in Jiangnan for a year or so!"

"Your Majesty, isn't a year and a half a little longer?"

The chief executive choked, "The emperor likes Qiuxiang, so just announce her into the palace. Why delay the government for a woman. I heard that King Ning is soliciting talented people recently. It seems that he is quite disrespectful to the emperor behind his back. What if he……"

"He dares!"

Zhu Xier made a gesture of raising a knife, "I have the three major protectors of the Baolong family, so I am afraid that a mere King Ning will make trouble! If there is any change in King Ning, I will just take the opportunity to take the [-] people from the Ning Palace. All the little concubines were snatched over, first X, then X, then X, and then X, day and night, endlessly, I must get this bad breath!"

As he spoke, he pointed at the little Taoist priest who was drinking tea calmly, "And you! How dare you eavesdrop on the secret conversation of the eunuch! I will give you two choices now, one is to enter the palace as a eunuch and completely become one of your own; It is to protect me with you until the secret agents of the Baolong clan see the unique code I left behind!"

Song Ci couldn't help but rolled his eyes, "Your Majesty, with your loud voice, even the owner of the tea stall at the street could have heard me, not to mention that I'm so close! If you don't believe me, look, is he making a re-recording of Jiangnan Four? strange?"

When the emperor heard that it was okay, he quickly got up and looked around, "Who are you, how dare you spy on the emperor! Believe it or not, I will copy your whole family! I order you to immediately cross out the matter that I am going to pursue Qiuxiang, and never let it go. A little wind!"

"Qiuxiang! Well, it's you!"

Pomegranate, who was still in a daze just now, jumped up, "When you were in Washington, you competed with me for the qualification of the most beautiful woman in the south of the Yangtze River, but now you are going to compete with me for the position of concubine in the harem! It's a deception!" Too much!"

She climbed up to the emperor with both hands and feet, and tried to hug her thigh, "Your Majesty, do you have any shortage of handmaids, the kind that can wash your feet and warm your bed!"

"It's you again! Why aren't you dead yet!"

Zhu Xier kicked wildly again and again: "It's because of you toads, toads, mad bees and butterflies who want to eat swan meat, who are always by my side, that makes me live in dire straits all day long!"

"Your Majesty, be careful if your feet hurt, let me come!"

While kicking and beating the pomegranate, the chief executive winked and whispered, "Quickly go and tell Grand Master Hua that the emperor is here!"

Pomegranate, who rolled all the way into the stinky ditch, suddenly realized: "That's right, it doesn't matter if the mountain is just me, as long as he enters Washington, is he afraid of escaping from my palm!"

She rushed to the side of the little Taoist priest who had spoken to her earlier, and said with a smile on her face: "You help me keep an eye on the emperor first, and you must not let him lose his virginity to other women! As long as you obey obediently, your benefits will be indispensable in the future!"

When the pomegranate, which was more embarrassing than a beggar, gradually disappeared at the intersection, Zhu Xier fanned the stench in front of his eyes and asked, "What did you say? What did that crazy woman just say to you?"

"Oh, Sister Shiliu just felt guilty for disturbing the emperor's purity early in the morning, and asked me to express my apology."

Song Ci cupped his hands, "Your Majesty, let's eat in peace, I don't think she will be back in a short time."

Zhu Xier, who was devouring the seven dishes and eight bowls, glanced at the calendar board hanging in the lobby of the inn, "Today happens to be the first day of the new year, so choosing a date is worse than hitting the sun, let me appreciate the demeanor of the most beautiful woman in the south of the Yangtze River! "

Later, when the three of them were walking on the street, pedestrians on the left and right consciously moved out of the distance of more than ten feet wide.

Zhu Xier patted his fan proudly, "I didn't expect that I, the emperor, would be quite successful and be so admired!"

Song Ci, who was one step behind, waved his fly whisk and knocked down the poison-soaked hidden weapon flying from the slanting thorn, "What the emperor said is that in the past, only Taishi Hua and King Ning had this treatment when they went on tour."

Stepping onto the stone arch bridge, Zhu Xier, feeling itchy, immediately noticed the beautiful family members who were still waiting for guests in the old place, "No wonder people say that the water in the south of the Yangtze River is very nourishing, and you can meet beautiful women when you walk casually on the street. This time it was really a worthwhile trip!"

Knowing that he was about to suffer, Song Ci hurriedly hid under the bridge, watched Zhu Xier knock Ruhua Meijuan on the shoulder with the ancestral imperial fan, and teased, "Beauty, let me borrow a fire!"

Ruhua Meijuan turned her body as if in slow motion, and tremblingly said: "Your Majesty, I have finally waited for you!"

"Three thousand beauties in the harem?!"

Zhu Xier suddenly shrank back, "I have hidden thousands of miles away, and you still dare to chase after me! Are you really unwilling to give me a way out?!"

"Come on, escort!"

At a critical moment, the chief executive kicked over Ruhua Meijuan, who was about to force Zhu Xier to open a room, "Your Majesty, hurry up, I'm blocking this place!"

"Enough loyalty!"

While running, Zhu Xi'er looked back at the chief executive who had been beaten up by Ruhua Meijuan, "When I bring my dear wife back to the palace, I will definitely reward you with a beautiful little maid!"

"Your Majesty, I don't know if you mind if I ask a question..."

Song Ci, who resigned himself to running with him, suddenly said, "What is the secret code you left for the Baolong clan?"

"You mean this, it's very simple!"

Zhu Xier waved the folding fan smartly, "Considering that those warriors are simple-minded people, I didn't set up too difficult codes. Look here, I will leave imperial brushes and ink treasures everywhere I go. The Baolong clan grew up Watching me grow up, I will definitely not admit my mistake!"

"'Don't say you don't know that I am the emperor!''The emperor is here for a visit!''The three thousand beauties in the harem must die!'"

Song Ci resisted the urge to roll his eyes, "Your Majesty's literary talents are really hard to describe in words. Tang Bohu, who is known as the head of the four great talents, is nothing more than that..."

"A common man, how can he be compared with me!"

Zhu Xildun stopped, looked around and said: "Hey, Huguo Temple is right in front of you! There are still eight sedan chairs parked outside, are people from Washington here? Where is Qiuxiang, where is Qiuxiang?!"

"There are so many pilgrims, I'm afraid you can only see the real person if you enter the temple."

Song Ci stood still with his whisk on his arm, "Xiaodao has nothing to do with Buddhism, so let's wait for His Majesty outside the hall."

"Well, if you want to come to Huguo Temple, don't dare to be rude to me!"

Zhu Xier tidied up her robes, and straightened her crooked hat while running, "Look at me, how do you feel? If you were Qiuxiang, would you fall in love with it at a glance?"

"good, very good!"

Song Ci gave a thumbs up, "The words Rumu Chunfeng are tailor-made for the emperor! But if the emperor can hide the jade seal hanging around his waist a little better, it will be more convenient to do things!"

Zhu Xier looked down, and saw that the jade seal the size of a fist was hanging so brightly on the robe, "I said why is there a strange feeling, and people always stare at my lower body, so it's the difference!"

He untied the jade seal and threw it away, and hurried into the temple gate, "You keep it for me first!"

Song Ci caught the jade seal, and saw that the jade material was engraved with exquisite ghost symbols on all sides, "'I am the emperor', 'I will do it right away', 'The whole family will die', 'We will discuss it after a year'... I have to say , this style of painting is really embarrassing..."

Putting away the jade seal that was abandoned by the king of the country, Song Ci found a big shade tree and sat down, just waiting to see how the emperor who loves beauty but not country will pursue the big maid in Washington.

After about a cup of tea time, a large group of beggars rushed to the other side of the bridge, and the leader of the beggars with the most bags held up a dog-beating stick and shouted, "Listen to my password, gather urgently! Washington is coming again Donation, delicious and sweet white flour steamed buns are waiting for us!"

The little beggar next to him was drooling, "Didn't you say there are beauties to see?"

"Why do you say such a thing, it's tacit!"

The beggar leader wiped the blood from his face as he spoke, and fell to the door with his neck tilted. "Go and tell Miss Qiuxiang that I'm about to die of a serious illness. I just want to have another bite of the steamed buns she hand-fed before I die!"

The little beggar hesitated and said: "Boss, you have used this reason more than once, why don't you change it?"

"There's so much nonsense!"

The beggar leader beat the little beggar into the temple with a stick, "Didn't you see that I change clothes every time? There are so many people in the beggar gang, how can she remember?!"

After teaching the ignorant younger generation, the head beggar continued to lie on the corpse, while the disciples and grandchildren around him cooperated to act like filial sons, scooping up a lot of saliva to smear the tear line.

"It's really a disaster for a beauty..."

Song Ci lightly jumped up to the branch of the tree, so that he could get out of the stage and let him play.

After a burst of brisk footsteps, a young woman in a goose-yellow double-breasted gown approached gracefully, and behind her was a little beggar with handicapped legs.

"Who is sick?"

The woman spoke softly, with a charming smile, "I brought a lot of medicine for internal injuries, although I dare not say that it can cure all diseases, it can always offset some pain."

"Miss Qiuxiang, I'm finally looking forward to you!"

In an instant, the head of the beggar who was possessed by the film king cried and laughed, "I have an old problem, I can't get a cure, I only have one unfulfilled wish, I don't know if Miss Qiuxiang is willing to make it come true..."

"Some small things, why talk about a word of prayer."

Qiuxiang squatted down next to the beggar leader, holding a piece of white steamed bun with an attractive aroma in her plain hand, "Here, take it and eat it."

The beggar leader bit Qiuxiang's fingertips dyed with Kodan with his mouth open, and burst into tears, "It's so delicious!"

The envious little beggar suddenly exclaimed: "Boss, you vomit blood!"

"This little injury is nothing, as long as Miss Qiuxiang is willing to help me..."

The beggar leader vomited a few mouthfuls of old blood again and again, and said weakly: "Why do I feel that something is wrong..."

Qiu Xiang, who was still laughing a second ago, suddenly changed her face and said: "Huh, Deng Tuzi! I really think I am an idiot! This is the anti-wolf medicine that Wu Zhuangyuan specially prepared for me, and it is designed to cure you villains with evil intentions! But You don't have to worry too much, vomiting blood alone can't kill a person, just to help you clean up your dirty stomach!"

On the treetops, the little Taoist priest who watched a free reversal drama rubbed his chin, "The rumors are misleading, this Qiuxiang girl is really..."

Relying on their extreme lightness skills, the other four people who were hanging on the branches were collectively muted for a moment, "Brother, Meijiao Niang suddenly became a poisonous lady, what should I do?"

One of the short and fat men stroked the non-existent mustache, and said with a sly smile: "If we, the Four Great Heroes of the South of the Yangtze River, can't even deal with Qiuxiang, we don't even need to try to get my hands on the three thousand beauties in Ouchi! I received the latest news, The emperor's stupid emperor has already skipped work and came to the south of the Yangtze River. I think you are all familiar with the story of the narrow emperor and the princes, right?"

"Brother really appreciates it!"

The No. [-] thief with a real moustache then asked, "However, there are people coming and going on the street, so where should we go to find the emperor?"

"you still need to ask?"

Jie Jie, headed by Wan Evil, said with a strange smile: "Everyone knows that the emperor is very arrogant. He never takes his guards with him when he goes out. He even hangs the imperial jade seal casually on his belt! As long as we find someone with the jade seal, we will find the emperor." Already?!"

As soon as his words fell, the remaining three people collectively turned their heads to look at the little Taoist priest with a poisonous snake in his left hand and a jade seal in his right, "May I ask where the jade seal in your hand came from?"

"Amitabha saves those who are destined!"

Song Ci raised his hands and bowed, and Lao Huai said comfortingly: "The sky is empty, the sky is empty, the sky is empty, and the sky is human, I have been waiting for you for a long time as a teacher..."

The author has something to say:

Song Ci: Among all kinds of characters in martial arts, scumbag authors hate flower pickers the most, not one of them~~

In addition, the scumbag author has no prejudice against pomegranates, really~~_(:з」∠)_

He Xiangu, hello~~