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Chapter 11 Fuck!
Sun Zhuoyu couldn't digest the matter until he sat down in the cafeteria. He looked stunned. Lu Ze put the braised beef rice in front of him and instructed, "Eat."
Sun Zhuoyu lowered his head and took two bites, then raised his head to look at Lu Ze, Lu Ze looked back at him, Sun Zhuoyu lowered his head and took two bites, then raised his head to look at Lu Ze.
Lu Ze was amused by his stupidity, "What do you want to ask?"
Sun Zhuoyu finally asked what he had been holding back for a long time, "Why?"
"No reason." Lu Ze said.
"Are you really stimulated?" Sun Zhuoyu asked.
Lu Ze cleared his throat, "...No."
"Do you really like men?" Sun Zhuoyu continued to ask, "Didn't you always like girls before? Can this thing change as you say?"
Lu Ze felt a little guilty when he asked him, and was thinking about telling the truth, but Sun Zhuoyu suddenly slapped the table and said in shock: "Fuck me, fuck me, Lu Ze, you..."
Lu Ze was taken aback by him, "What am I?"
Sun Zhuoyu looked around, poked his head and said in a low voice, "Is it possible that you were fucked by me?"
After being stunned for a second, Lu Ze raised his leg and kicked him under the table, "Sun Zhuoyu, what the hell are you thinking! What ability do you have to bend me?"
"Why do I have no skills!" Sun Zhuoyu refused to accept, "I don't look bad when I'm not walking next to you, I have a good figure and a good personality, and I have nothing to say to you, why should I..."
The more he said the more outrageous, Lu Ze kicked him again, "You can't do it just because of the first point, if I want to find someone who looks better than me."
"Damn..." Sun Zhuoyu shrank his legs.
Lu Ze looked at him very speechlessly, "Even if I really like you, how could I still help you chase after senior sister, am I a fool?"
Sun Zhuoyu whispered: "Then I didn't catch up..."
Lu Ze stared at him for a while, feeling tired, so he buried his head in his meal.
For the convenience of speaking, Sun Zhuoyu directly sat next to him with a plate, leaned into his ear and whispered: "It's not because of me, it's Mao Mao? Do you like him?"
Fuck, Lu Zeguang couldn't accept it even if he imagined it in his heart, so he said with a straight face, "Rabbits still don't eat the grass beside the nest."
"Then who do you really like!" Sun Zhuoyu asked, "It's impossible to bend for no reason!"
Lu Ze searched his handsome friends in his mind, and found that none of them were good, they were too familiar, and in the end only Liang Xiao's face was left.
He sighed and said, "You don't need to know."
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A few days after Lu Ze came out in public, Mao Xin finally learned about the discussion about Lu Ze belatedly, and rushed into the dormitory panting at night, "Ze, Brother Ze, I think they said..."
Lu Ze jumped off the bed with a carp, and said quickly: "I'm going to the bathroom, Daewoo, please explain it to me."
With a "bang", Lu Ze closed the toilet door, sat on the toilet seat, and sent a message to Liang Xiao with his mobile phone: [Brother Xiao, is work over yet? ]
Liang Xiao: [Hmm]
Lu Ze stared at the "um", and didn't know what to say. He subconsciously felt that he needed to ask Liang Xiao for help in this situation, but he didn't know what to ask for help.
He was typing, typing, deleting, and deleting here, and Liang Xiao took the initiative to ask: [Need to chat? ]
Lu Ze gritted his teeth: [Yes]
Lu Ze: [I want to post a Moments show, please send me some nice words]
Lu Ze has never paid attention to how people of the same sex get along in a relationship, so he doesn't know how this "good-sounding" sound is. Liang Xiao doesn't even have male clients, so he probably doesn't know either.
Just as he was about to bite the bullet and explain a few more words, several messages were sent from the other side.
Liang Xiao: [Are you asleep baby]
Liang Xiao: [It will rain and cool down tomorrow, you should wear more and remember to bring an umbrella, I will pick you up after class]
Liang Xiao: [Good night]
Lu Ze stared at these messages. For the first minute, it was as if he suddenly became illiterate. After reading it several times, he didn't understand what kind of sentence these words formed.
When he reacted, he didn't hold his phone steady.
Fuck me fuck me! ! !
He looked down at the cell phone that had been smashed face down on the tile, unable to move, not wanting to pick it up.
This fucking is too nasty!
If this was sent by him to his girlfriend, Lu Ze could even be a little more disgusting, but it was sent to him by Liang Xiao!That cool guy!Liang Xiao!Send it to him!
He knew Liang Xiao, had seen Liang Xiao's face, and heard Liang Xiao's voice, so when he read these few sentences, he automatically substituted them in, and it was no different from what Liang Xiao said in front of him!
Fuck!
Lu Ze sat on the toilet seat in a daze for a few minutes before bending down to pick up the phone. The tempered film was broken, but the screen was not.
He directly tore off the tempered film, did not dare to look up, and explained in a superfluous way: [Okay, the phone was dropped just now]
Lu Ze: [You don't have any male clients, I thought you had to think about what to send me]
Liang Xiao: [Both men and women are the same]
Lu Ze breathed a sigh of relief slowly, yes, it's all the same, there's nothing to make a fuss about.
He glanced at the time, and only 10 minutes had passed, so he said to Liang Xiao: "Why don't we talk for half an hour, so we can calculate the money"
Liang Xiao: [No need]
Liang Xiao: [I won't charge you any more]
Sun Zhuoyu knocked on the door outside, "Master, I've finished explaining, do you want the cat until tomorrow morning?"
Lu Ze clicked his tongue and said loudly, "Now."
He flipped through the emoji packs, but found no suitable ones. After thinking about it, he simply clicked on the WeChat shooting, recorded a video of snapping his fingers and sent it.
He opened the door and walked out. Mao Xin immediately looked over and gave him a thumbs up, "Brother Ze, you are so awesome, you actually came out in public. I thought it was fake."
Lu Ze raised his chin, "Eat more fruit, while it's still fresh."
Mao Xin followed him while peeling bananas and asked, "Brother Ze, does Han Jing really like girls? And who do you like? Tell us, we promise not to talk nonsense."
Lu Ze frowned, "What does it have to do with Han Jing?"
"I saw someone scolding you, saying that you are gay and still chasing Han Jing, cheating your relationship, Han Jing explained that you two broke up because she likes girls."
Lu Ze sighed, Han Jing's character is indeed fine, it's a pity... no fate.
Sun Zhuoyu also gave him a thumbs up, "I only found out about this after listening to Maomao just now. You two are really awesome. The first time I saw you, your chiral orientation changed completely. Those who didn't know thought you two were talking about it." What kind of shadow has come out of love talk."
Lu Ze laughed twice, and went back to bed. Mao Xin continued to eat bananas next to his bed, "Brother Ze, don't avoid the important ones, I'm so curious, who on earth can make you bend over?"
Lu Ze looked at him numbly, I said no, do you believe it?I was just fucking talking nonsense.
It's a pity that Mao Xin couldn't receive his brainwaves, so Lu Ze pushed on his forehead, "You can't stop your mouth if you eat, so you can continue to be a curious Mao Mao."
Lu Ze didn’t plan to post those words in Moments. He couldn’t even read those few words again. It would kill him to post them. He clicked on his phone, thinking that Liang Xiao would ask him why he didn’t post in Moments. , and found that Liang Xiao had returned to him just now.
Lu Ze raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, it was a very short voice.
He clicked on it and listened. Liang Xiao didn't speak, but just snapped his fingers in response.
So childish.
Lu Ze raised the corner of his mouth, Liang Xiao would always find it very amusing when he did this kind of thing, it was a bit against his image of a cool guy, but there seemed to be nothing wrong with it.
Mao Xin was right next to him. He wanted to hold back, but he couldn't hold back. After a few seconds, he laughed out loud.
Mao Xin asked very directly: "Who chatting and laughing so happily? Is it your boyfriend?"
Lu Ze suddenly choked on his saliva, from laughing to earth-shattering coughing, accidentally tapped his fingertips on the voice note, and sent his series of coughing to Liang Xiao.
It was too late when he found out, and the withdrawal time had passed.
Lu Ze collapsed on the pillow, his face full of lovelessness, wondering if Liang Xiao would think he was crazy.
He pointed at Mao Xin with a finger, "You, spit out the banana that ate me."
Sun Zhuoyu lowered his head and took two bites, then raised his head to look at Lu Ze, Lu Ze looked back at him, Sun Zhuoyu lowered his head and took two bites, then raised his head to look at Lu Ze.
Lu Ze was amused by his stupidity, "What do you want to ask?"
Sun Zhuoyu finally asked what he had been holding back for a long time, "Why?"
"No reason." Lu Ze said.
"Are you really stimulated?" Sun Zhuoyu asked.
Lu Ze cleared his throat, "...No."
"Do you really like men?" Sun Zhuoyu continued to ask, "Didn't you always like girls before? Can this thing change as you say?"
Lu Ze felt a little guilty when he asked him, and was thinking about telling the truth, but Sun Zhuoyu suddenly slapped the table and said in shock: "Fuck me, fuck me, Lu Ze, you..."
Lu Ze was taken aback by him, "What am I?"
Sun Zhuoyu looked around, poked his head and said in a low voice, "Is it possible that you were fucked by me?"
After being stunned for a second, Lu Ze raised his leg and kicked him under the table, "Sun Zhuoyu, what the hell are you thinking! What ability do you have to bend me?"
"Why do I have no skills!" Sun Zhuoyu refused to accept, "I don't look bad when I'm not walking next to you, I have a good figure and a good personality, and I have nothing to say to you, why should I..."
The more he said the more outrageous, Lu Ze kicked him again, "You can't do it just because of the first point, if I want to find someone who looks better than me."
"Damn..." Sun Zhuoyu shrank his legs.
Lu Ze looked at him very speechlessly, "Even if I really like you, how could I still help you chase after senior sister, am I a fool?"
Sun Zhuoyu whispered: "Then I didn't catch up..."
Lu Ze stared at him for a while, feeling tired, so he buried his head in his meal.
For the convenience of speaking, Sun Zhuoyu directly sat next to him with a plate, leaned into his ear and whispered: "It's not because of me, it's Mao Mao? Do you like him?"
Fuck, Lu Zeguang couldn't accept it even if he imagined it in his heart, so he said with a straight face, "Rabbits still don't eat the grass beside the nest."
"Then who do you really like!" Sun Zhuoyu asked, "It's impossible to bend for no reason!"
Lu Ze searched his handsome friends in his mind, and found that none of them were good, they were too familiar, and in the end only Liang Xiao's face was left.
He sighed and said, "You don't need to know."
------
A few days after Lu Ze came out in public, Mao Xin finally learned about the discussion about Lu Ze belatedly, and rushed into the dormitory panting at night, "Ze, Brother Ze, I think they said..."
Lu Ze jumped off the bed with a carp, and said quickly: "I'm going to the bathroom, Daewoo, please explain it to me."
With a "bang", Lu Ze closed the toilet door, sat on the toilet seat, and sent a message to Liang Xiao with his mobile phone: [Brother Xiao, is work over yet? ]
Liang Xiao: [Hmm]
Lu Ze stared at the "um", and didn't know what to say. He subconsciously felt that he needed to ask Liang Xiao for help in this situation, but he didn't know what to ask for help.
He was typing, typing, deleting, and deleting here, and Liang Xiao took the initiative to ask: [Need to chat? ]
Lu Ze gritted his teeth: [Yes]
Lu Ze: [I want to post a Moments show, please send me some nice words]
Lu Ze has never paid attention to how people of the same sex get along in a relationship, so he doesn't know how this "good-sounding" sound is. Liang Xiao doesn't even have male clients, so he probably doesn't know either.
Just as he was about to bite the bullet and explain a few more words, several messages were sent from the other side.
Liang Xiao: [Are you asleep baby]
Liang Xiao: [It will rain and cool down tomorrow, you should wear more and remember to bring an umbrella, I will pick you up after class]
Liang Xiao: [Good night]
Lu Ze stared at these messages. For the first minute, it was as if he suddenly became illiterate. After reading it several times, he didn't understand what kind of sentence these words formed.
When he reacted, he didn't hold his phone steady.
Fuck me fuck me! ! !
He looked down at the cell phone that had been smashed face down on the tile, unable to move, not wanting to pick it up.
This fucking is too nasty!
If this was sent by him to his girlfriend, Lu Ze could even be a little more disgusting, but it was sent to him by Liang Xiao!That cool guy!Liang Xiao!Send it to him!
He knew Liang Xiao, had seen Liang Xiao's face, and heard Liang Xiao's voice, so when he read these few sentences, he automatically substituted them in, and it was no different from what Liang Xiao said in front of him!
Fuck!
Lu Ze sat on the toilet seat in a daze for a few minutes before bending down to pick up the phone. The tempered film was broken, but the screen was not.
He directly tore off the tempered film, did not dare to look up, and explained in a superfluous way: [Okay, the phone was dropped just now]
Lu Ze: [You don't have any male clients, I thought you had to think about what to send me]
Liang Xiao: [Both men and women are the same]
Lu Ze breathed a sigh of relief slowly, yes, it's all the same, there's nothing to make a fuss about.
He glanced at the time, and only 10 minutes had passed, so he said to Liang Xiao: "Why don't we talk for half an hour, so we can calculate the money"
Liang Xiao: [No need]
Liang Xiao: [I won't charge you any more]
Sun Zhuoyu knocked on the door outside, "Master, I've finished explaining, do you want the cat until tomorrow morning?"
Lu Ze clicked his tongue and said loudly, "Now."
He flipped through the emoji packs, but found no suitable ones. After thinking about it, he simply clicked on the WeChat shooting, recorded a video of snapping his fingers and sent it.
He opened the door and walked out. Mao Xin immediately looked over and gave him a thumbs up, "Brother Ze, you are so awesome, you actually came out in public. I thought it was fake."
Lu Ze raised his chin, "Eat more fruit, while it's still fresh."
Mao Xin followed him while peeling bananas and asked, "Brother Ze, does Han Jing really like girls? And who do you like? Tell us, we promise not to talk nonsense."
Lu Ze frowned, "What does it have to do with Han Jing?"
"I saw someone scolding you, saying that you are gay and still chasing Han Jing, cheating your relationship, Han Jing explained that you two broke up because she likes girls."
Lu Ze sighed, Han Jing's character is indeed fine, it's a pity... no fate.
Sun Zhuoyu also gave him a thumbs up, "I only found out about this after listening to Maomao just now. You two are really awesome. The first time I saw you, your chiral orientation changed completely. Those who didn't know thought you two were talking about it." What kind of shadow has come out of love talk."
Lu Ze laughed twice, and went back to bed. Mao Xin continued to eat bananas next to his bed, "Brother Ze, don't avoid the important ones, I'm so curious, who on earth can make you bend over?"
Lu Ze looked at him numbly, I said no, do you believe it?I was just fucking talking nonsense.
It's a pity that Mao Xin couldn't receive his brainwaves, so Lu Ze pushed on his forehead, "You can't stop your mouth if you eat, so you can continue to be a curious Mao Mao."
Lu Ze didn’t plan to post those words in Moments. He couldn’t even read those few words again. It would kill him to post them. He clicked on his phone, thinking that Liang Xiao would ask him why he didn’t post in Moments. , and found that Liang Xiao had returned to him just now.
Lu Ze raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, it was a very short voice.
He clicked on it and listened. Liang Xiao didn't speak, but just snapped his fingers in response.
So childish.
Lu Ze raised the corner of his mouth, Liang Xiao would always find it very amusing when he did this kind of thing, it was a bit against his image of a cool guy, but there seemed to be nothing wrong with it.
Mao Xin was right next to him. He wanted to hold back, but he couldn't hold back. After a few seconds, he laughed out loud.
Mao Xin asked very directly: "Who chatting and laughing so happily? Is it your boyfriend?"
Lu Ze suddenly choked on his saliva, from laughing to earth-shattering coughing, accidentally tapped his fingertips on the voice note, and sent his series of coughing to Liang Xiao.
It was too late when he found out, and the withdrawal time had passed.
Lu Ze collapsed on the pillow, his face full of lovelessness, wondering if Liang Xiao would think he was crazy.
He pointed at Mao Xin with a finger, "You, spit out the banana that ate me."
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