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Lu Ze held up his phone and thought for a while. Just now he said he accidentally dropped the phone, but now he said he accidentally choked on his saliva and sent it to you by accident?It's downright stupid.

He sighed several times, and Mao Xin brought his head closer to the bottom again, and asked persistently: "Didn't you laugh happily just now, why did you sigh again?"

Lu Ze clasped the phone to his chest and said expressionlessly, "Get lost."

Mao Xin looked at him with a smile, "I've prepared it, and I'll return your banana."

"Fuck..." Lu Ze immediately hid against the wall in disgust, "You don't need to pay it back, just stay away from me."

Sun Zhuoyu lay on the opposite bed and laughed, "Maomao, don't ask, he can't keep it a secret, we two will know sooner or later."

"Oh, yes, okay." Mao Xin sat back on his chair.

The mobile phone held on Lu Ze's chest vibrated twice. He picked it up and looked at it. It was Liang Xiao who called him back: [Very ill? ]

Thanks to Liang Xiao for giving him a step down, just as Lu Ze wanted to reply that he was not serious, Liang Xiao sent another message: [You haven’t posted to Moments yet, let me repeat it]

Lu Ze was stunned for two seconds before he understood what Liang Xiao was going to say, and quickly stopped him: [No need]

Lu Ze: [I accidentally choked on drinking water, and then accidentally sent it. . . ]

Lu Ze: [In fact, all the illnesses are cured]

Liang Xiao: [Hmm]

Lu Ze knew the chat was over when he saw this "hmm". He was a little guilty when Liang Xiao mentioned Moments just now, and he didn't know if Liang Xiao would go out of his way to see if he posted on Moments. It's really embarrassing not to post again, it looks like he's cheating, and maybe Liang Xiao thinks he blocked him.

After much deliberation, Lu Zesi decided to post it, and only let Liang Xiao read it.

He squinted his eyes and flipped through the chat history, and when he saw the phrase "are you asleep, baby", he stopped quickly, moved his eyes to another place to take a screenshot, and then squinted his eyes to crop it again, without daring to See the contents of the screenshot.

When posting to Moments, he first carefully chose who could read it, clicked back and forth to confirm it twice, and then thought about the copywriting.

In fact, having been in love so many times, Lu Ze has long been very proficient and good at these things. If it is an official girlfriend, he can come up with ten copywritings in a minute, but a boyfriend...is not very proficient in business.

I don't know how Liang Xiao was able to send so quickly without male clients before, but after doing this kind of work for a long time, he might feel at ease, just like the uncle who scrubs in the bathhouse, everyone is the same in his eyes.

Since he really couldn't think of a copywriting, Lu Ze had no choice but to glance at the few words from the small picture, and once again got goosebumps all over his body, and finally squeezed out the copywriting: [Good night, weather forecast]

After typing these words, he kept frowning and read them several times. No matter how awkward he looked at them, he felt gay in himself.

Forget it, let it go, you are gay now.

Lu Ze closed his eyes, clicked the green publish button, and then quickly quit WeChat. He wanted to sleep but because he couldn't feel sleepy because of random thoughts, he could only click on the mobile phone.

For some reason, he clicked on the weather app. Just as Lu Ze wanted to quit, he remembered Liang Xiao's words "it will rain tomorrow to cool down", so he stopped his finger on the top of the screen and carefully looked at the temperature tomorrow.

Sure enough, I didn't just say it casually, it was really a weather forecast.

"It will rain tomorrow," Lu Ze said, "and the temperature will cool down, so wear more clothes."

"No, Brother Ze, why did you take my job away?" Mao Xin said, "When did you pay attention to this?"

Lu Ze clicked his tongue, "I saw it, and you are not good at weather forecasting, you don't even know it will rain tomorrow."

"I haven't had time to see it today..."

Sun Zhuoyu whistled, "Master, why do these words sound so familiar to me? It seems that you used them when you taught me to chase people."

Lu Ze glanced at him, and Sun Zhuoyu asked, "Is it because you didn't tell us that we haven't made it yet?"

Good reason.

"Do you still remember a few days after I broke up with Han Jing?"

Sun Zhuoyu nodded, "I remember."

Lu Ze turned his back to him, "Am I the kind of person who connects seamlessly? What a fart, sleep, be quiet."

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Liang Xiao froze for a moment when he saw Lu Ze's circle of friends. Wasn't Liang Xiao the note that Lu Ze gave him, what the hell is "I can't handle the altar meat".

He stared at the remark for two seconds, slightly curled the corner of his mouth, and gave Lu Ze a thumbs up.

"What are you laughing at?" Jiang Heng held a glass of wine with his thumb and index finger and leaned against the bar.

Liang Xiao put away the phone, looked up at him, "I transferred [-] for you just now."

"Received." Jiang Heng said, "When was the last time you transferred money to me? It didn't arrive in a month, did you earn so much?"

"Well, there's been a lot of work recently," Liang Xiao said, "The clients I met are also generous."

Jiang Heng clicked his tongue, raised his head and drank the wine in the glass, and pushed the empty glass to him, "Fool, no matter how fast you make money, I will suspect that you have sold yourself."

Liang Xiao lowered his head and seriously mixed the drink, "If you sell yourself, you should be able to earn more."

Jiang Heng smiled, stared at Liang Xiao's face and said: "If you are willing to sell yourself, you can pay me back the money in minutes. Today, another rich lady asked me for your mobile phone number."

Liang Xiao didn't speak, Jiang Heng propped his elbows on the bar, "Why don't you ask me if I gave it or not?"

"I guess you gave her yours." Liang Xiao said.

Jiang Heng raised his hand and snapped his fingers, "That's a good guess."

Liang Xiao looked up at him suddenly, Jiang Heng raised his eyebrows, Liang Xiao pushed the adjusted fool to him.

Jiang Heng took a sip, looked at him and said, "Why don't you come and be my bartender, how can you make better drinks than Ah Qing?"

"Tune it casually." Liang Xiao said.

"I'm serious." Jiang Heng put down his wine glass and knocked on the countertop. "I can earn a lot of money as a bartender. You don't have to accompany customers, and you can help me attract more customers. It's just that the schedule is not regular. .”

"You can attract enough customers," Liang Xiao said, "I just need to help."

Jiang Heng clicked his tongue, "If you help me, I will pay you, but you don't want it."

Liang Xiao smiled, "Just take it as interest."

"Brother Heng," a beautiful woman in a short leather skirt came over, "Is this the new bartender?"

"No," Jiang Heng said, "friend, I'm here to help today."

"Your friend is more handsome than you," the beauty kept looking straight at Liang Xiao when she spoke, "It's the type I like."

Jiang Heng was not angry when he heard this, and smiled very naughty with one corner of his mouth raised, "Then you can pursue it and try."

"Okay," she leaned against the bar, she could almost see everything under the collar that was opened very low, "Can the handsome guy make me a glass of wine?"

Liang Xiao had already stopped laughing, and asked expressionlessly: "What do you want to drink?"

The beauty blinked, "Of course I listen to you, I'll drink whatever you make."

Liang Xiao didn't speak any more, and started to mix drinks neatly. The beauty turned her head and smiled at Jiang Heng, who shook his head helplessly.

No one can touch Liang Xiao.

Liang Xiao pushed the mixed wine over, and the beauty smiled and said, "The color is pretty, I like it, what's it called?"

Only then did Liang Xiao glance at her, and said flatly, "Blind."

After losing his popularity, Jiang Heng laughed beside him for a long time, Liang Xiao sighed and said, "It's because of this that I don't want to work with you."

Jiang Heng picked up the unfinished fool and clinked glasses with him, "Come on, blind man, let's go."