Online Dating Hurts People

The initial appearance of the night raccoons is similar to the flying fish suit, the background color is black suitable for lurking late at night, the hem and right arm are embroidered with golden oleander, a decorative horse-head machete is on the waist side, and the back waist is dragging With a black furry leopard tail.

Xian Sucao put on the night raccoon cosplay costume and the wig headgear. At first glance, she looked like she had stepped out of a game. Even without makeup, she didn't feel too out of place.

Han Xuandong originally thought that his well-dressed appearance was just a suit and leather shoes, but he didn't expect to cosplay his own character. When he woke up early in the morning and saw a big black panther sitting on the bed with his back facing him, he reflexively wanted to distance himself To reduce the injury, he almost sat down on the ground.

"Look like?"

Xian Sucao turned her head and saw that his lips were red and swollen as if stung by a bee, Han Xuandong almost choked on his own saliva.

He wiped the corner of his mouth: "Have you put on lipstick? How did you put on the lipstick to make it swollen?"

"Is there?" Xian Sucao took a picture with the front camera of the mobile phone, "Isn't it just right?"

"You didn't turn off your beauty," Han Xuandong reached out and took down his phone, "I'll wipe it off and reapply it for you."

Han Xuandong went to the bathroom, took a clean handkerchief and dipped it in water, sat next to Xian Sucao, rubbed his face to help him wipe his lipstick.

They got very close, and Xian Sucao smelled the mixed smell of oak moss and honey on Han Xuandong's body, which was mild and thick, and it matched the hot skin on his face very well, and felt that his cheeks were a little hot from the infection .

His complexion is fair, and the subtle changes in body temperature are directly displayed.

"Why are you blushing?" Han Xuandong glanced at his cheeks, the corners of his mouth raised upwards, "Are you fascinated by my handsome face?"

Xian Sucao stared at his face for a while: "You have a pimple on your chin."

Han Xuandong froze, and scratched his chin in embarrassment: "I know that my facial features are flawless, but you don't have to observe so carefully just to find out my faults."

"It's time to eat more vegetables," Xian Sucao continued seriously, "I'll squeeze it out for you."

Han Xuandong let out an "oh", slightly raised his head to let him squeeze, and the arms of the two overlapped.Han Xuandong continued to wipe the lipstick, and while wiping it, he suddenly took a deep breath, and the strength increased a bit, "What kind of lipstick are you using, why can't you wipe it off?"

"I um..." Xian Sucao opened his mouth, Han Xuandong's fingers slipped into his mouth, and pressed heavily on his tongue through the handkerchief.Xian Sucao struggled to push down Han Xuandong's hand, coughed twice and spit out the water stained with lipstick, "I don't know, this is the first time I use this kind of thing."

"I haven't used it either, I'll ask my mother later." Han Xuandong opened WeChat and quickly sent a message, "Let's do this first, I'm going to buy breakfast, what time do you gather?"

"At ten o'clock to the cultural and sports center dormitory," Xian Sucao sat upright, not looking like a black panther, but like a well-behaved black cat. "I want rice rolls with sausage."

"Okay," Han Xuandong looked at the time, "We can leave at nine o'clock, there are still two more hours, so there is no rush."

Han Xuandong went out for half an hour, and when he came back he brought not only breakfast, but also lip balm and makeup remover.

He helped Xian Sucao wipe off the lipstick, looked at it for a while and said: "You feel very good without lipstick, just put on lip balm later."

Xian Sucao agreed casually, and the two of them finished their meal and began to check their luggage again.

Next, he will live in the cultural and sports center for eight days, but the game official has prepared a full set of daily necessities for them. Xian Sucao doesn’t have many things to bring, only a change of clothes, textbooks and his usual peripherals, but after careful consideration , Xian Sucao still stuffed his rose-flavored shampoo and shower gel.

Han Xuandong watched him pack his things, and threw his shampoo and shower gel into it, "Your shampoo and shower gel are too fragrant, try using mine once in a while, and feel what a real man is." taste."

Looking left and right, Xian Sucao's suitcase was still very empty, he opened the closet to find two sets of his own clothes, "Appreciate the charm of a mature man again, wearing my clothes on stage will definitely make you shine. "

Then he put a black mask on Xian Sucao.

"Don't be nervous when you go, I'll cover your face."

While breathing, Xian Sucao smelled the same smell as Han Xuandong's on the mask, he pulled off the mask and asked him: "Have you worn it before?"

"That's right, I just wore it not long ago, and the original one hasn't been washed yet." Han Xuandong winked at him, "How about it, does it feel safe to smell my brother's body? If you can't, you put me Bring it too, I heard from Yin Ming that the dormitory is a double dormitory for each person, and some underage contestants need to be accompanied by their parents. You also look like a minor, and I am not an outsider. Take me, I am afraid Then you can hide in my arms."

Xian Sucao's body froze and stood still for a few seconds before putting three packs of wet wipes into the suitcase.

"Why do you still use wet wipes, so delicate?" Han Xuandong leaned against the door frame and asked, scratching his belly.

Xian Sucao took out a wipe from the unsealed wipes, and the kitten washed her face, "When I think about spending another eight days with you, I feel that there are countless greasy molecules floating in the air. Of course, I have to prepare some wipes to wipe my face at any time. Lest you be suffocated to death."

Han Xuandong sneered, "You think I'm oily, don't you?"

Xian Sucao was about to put away the wet wipes, when Han Xuandong suddenly pounced on him, pressed his whole body into his arms and rubbed him, "It's too late to realize this now, you have already been defiled by me!"

He tossed Xian Sucao until it hurt and itched, begging for mercy again and again was not enough, he pinched his cheek and tugged at his cheeks, curling the corners of his mouth in a sneer that he thought was three-pointed and seven-pointed, and helped him straighten the mask, "Remember, those who are not good-looking are called greasy, and those like me are called seductive."

Rubbing her cheeks, Xian Su hastily put the folded wipes into her pocket, "Do you have anything else to bring?"

Han Xuandong asked belatedly: "You really want to take me with you."

"I thought you wanted to go," Xian Sucao lowered her eyelids, picked Han Xuandong's things out of the suitcase, "If you don't want to go, forget it."

"Wait! Don't pick it out, I'll go, who can't say it!" Han Xuandong quickly pressed his arm, "Anyway, I'm playing games at home during the holidays, wait for me to change clothes, you still fall behind after looking at it What, do you need to buy something on the way, we will leave after I change it."

Han Xuandong changed into suit pants and a white shirt, polished his leather shoes, and even wore a silver watch.

It was cloudy when they went out, and Han Xuandong felt his throat was dry and itchy, but he didn't pay much attention to it, he just drank a few more sips of water in the car.

When passing by the supermarket, Xian Sucao got out of the car and bought a bag of red beans and a bag of barley, saying it was to ward off evil spirits.

At 37:[-], they arrived at the dormitory building of the Cultural and Sports Center. The receptionist swiped Xian Sucao's ID card to confirm his identity as a contestant, and looked at Han Xuandong with some uncertainty.

Before she could ask any questions, Han Xuandong hung his whole body on Xian Sucao's shoulders, and handed over his ID card: "I am his accompanying parent, and college students are also key animals to protect. Is there any problem?"

The receptionist glanced at his ID information, "The first six digits of your ID number are inconsistent with Mr. Xian Sucao..."

"Oh, it's okay. Although our blood relationship is a bit far apart, we are also an ancestor for tens of thousands of years. He is my wife. You know what I mean. He is my family member. I The two have the same household registration. The one with the same household registration is also considered a parent, right?"

Hearing what he said, the receptionist froze in place, his ears turning red.

Xian Sucao gently pinched Han Xuandong's buttocks, and gave him a look: Do you know what wife means?

Han Xuandong blinked at him: I know, the point is that the little girl is willing to let me in.

"But I still can't let you in... Non-participants need to submit applications by the captain and vice-captain at the same time."

"That's easy, you should have said it earlier." Han Xuandong took out a bottle of mint jelly and poured two pieces, one for himself and one for Xian Sucao, got up and distanced himself from him, and brewed After a while, he shouted angrily, "Wang Chengqiu——!!!"

The soundproofing effect of the dormitory building in the cultural and sports center is not very good. As soon as Han Xuandong finished shouting, they heard a burst of pinging and bangs, and then someone came out from the corridor on the left side of the front desk.

Wang Chengqiu was wearing black short-sleeved, gray cropped pants, with a towel on his shoulders, and was wiping his hair when he came out.

As soon as he saw Han Xuandong, he yelled: "Fuck you, Gaoling Zhihuaer, you haven't passed the Putonghua test? Shouting so loudly, I'm afraid that others won't know that I've become a ball, right?"

Xian Sucao subconsciously hid behind Han Xuandong, Han Xuandong gave Wang Chengqiu a wink, and pointed to his belly: "You are almost there, and you still don't control your weight? This belly will be pregnant for October Bar."

"It's great to have a vacation early, isn't it? Why don't you want to stay in the company and earn three times the salary? Get out, you're not welcome here."

"Oh, don't, let's discuss it," Han Xuandong pulled Xian Sucao into his arms, and rubbed his chin against his cheek, "I was forced to take a vacation by the company, and I was as lonely as snow at home alone. When Xian Sucao's accompanying parents eat and live with you for a few days, you need to apply for the principal and deputy team together. Let me improve the team's appearance, and you will earn a lot of money."

Wang Chengqiu saw his expression was a bit strange: "Why, think that I am not well-known in the game, so I have to be gay in front of the public? I warn you, we are a serious gang, accept your peacock tail, don't damage the image of the gang."

Han Xuandong raised his hands to reassure: "Brother, don't worry, I will never cause trouble. And why do you all think that I have an affair with Su Cao? We are pure friendship, absolute good brothers, you go on a horse and hook up with your own brother Putting your shoulders on your shoulders means you're in love?"

"Oh~ Absolutely good brother."

Wang Chengqiu dragged his long tune in a strange manner, and suddenly tiptoed around Han Xuandong's neck, and rubbed against his face vigorously.

His face was unshaven, Han Xuandong was rubbed with goosebumps all over his body, and he quickly pushed him away: "What are you doing, is it disgusting!"

Wang Chengqiu squinted his eyes and touched the stubble on his chin, "You see, we are also brothers, why can't I?"

"Go aside," Han Xuandong waved his hand towards Wang Chengqiu while laughing and cursing, "Who wants to call you a fat middle-aged uncle? Fragrant little roses are very suitable for my appetite."

Han Xuandong made a gesture to pick Xian Sucao's chin, Xian Sucao stepped on his foot suddenly, and was stabbed by the thorn that "Little Rose" suddenly protruded, Han Xuandong became honest instantly, and when Xian Sucao was angry With eyes in his eyes, he retracted his hands, not daring to move his hands or feet again.

Wang Chengqiu was also so angry that he stomped his feet, "Who do you call a middle-aged uncle? I am 23 this year! My middle-aged uncle, are you an old man who is half buried?!"

The scolding was all scolding, but in the end Wang Chengqiu and Xian Sucao reluctantly signed the application for Han Xuandong.

At ten o'clock, all the contestants in the guild arrived. After introducing themselves, they took their peripherals and went to the practice room of the sports center to do simulated training.

Although the guild league of "Across the Mountain and Sea" boasts itself as an e-sports game, all players know that such a game where each player is limited to one character to participate and the single confrontation gameplay is extremely unbalanced between occupations is not worthy of e-sports.

But the biggest difference between guild leagues and e-sports games in other games is that the confrontation gameplay in offline games cannot be experienced in the game, and it is difficult to do a lot of targeted training in advance, so the situation in the league is always frequent and interesting. It is extremely strong and can always provide a large number of stalks for fan creation, so the popularity is very high every year.

Of course, in order to avoid hardware problems for the contestants who have only watched the pig run but never ate pork, the official game server will be released the day before the league starts to allow the contestants to experience the game mode of the league in advance, which is also rare and precious training opportunities.

Han Xuandong "comes here", Wang Chengqiu and Yin Ming unceremoniously arrested the young man, opened a small account of the Yumu clan as a living target for practice, and stood on the empty practice map for a whole day.

Xian Sucao mainly plays the role of the champion in the ring defense competition. It is the first time to play a game with so many people in one room. He is surrounded by Wang Chengqiu and Yin Ming who are in charge of commanding. He is so nervous that his whole body is tense and his hands are shaking with sweat It kept on, the wound hurt like being eaten by thousands of ants, the operation error was serious, several times it was taken away with a lot of blood.

In the end, Han Xuandong secretly turned on the automatic blood-increasing button dedicated to Yumu, walked around to Xian Sucao's seat, and wrapped him in his arms to watch his operation, although his hands on Xian Sucao's table were much It has affected Xian Sucao's mouse operation, but Ye Li's performance is much better than before, at least there will be no unexplained shaking in place.

In the evening they went to the cafeteria to eat the Italian food prepared by the competition team. Just halfway through eating the smoked shredded chicken salad in Han Xuandong, it began to rain outside the window. He coughed a bit and drank a lot of water. After returning to the dormitory, he was free Cao handed him a thermos cup.

"Red bean barley tea, for dampness." Xian Sucao rubbed the back of his neck for him, "Do you feel uncomfortable in your throat? Maybe it's the root cause of the disease after going into the water before. Try drinking this to see if it will make you feel better. "

"Okay." Han Xuandong didn't ask how he found out, took the thermos and started drinking.

Xian Sucao didn't avoid him, she just sat on the bed and undressed to take a bath.

Han Xuandong looked out the window, in the wind and rain, the budding roses in the flower bed downstairs swayed with the wind.

At this moment, Han Xuandong couldn't help but compose a poem.

"The black veil of the night holds the delicate red lips

The wind stretches the rain, cleans the moon, cleans the mirror-like eyes

You stand in the mud, stand up with spikes, and resist the wind

The green and fresh sweetness burns a fire in my heart

Breathing hot in my chest in the cold rain

You are the Bodhi in the dream, you should be spotless, you should be seen from a distance but not close

But I want to crush you in my arms

Smelling your fragrance fills my lips and cuffs

Watch your color sink into my clothes, trace the contours of my burgeoning desire

Listening to your cries melt into the sigh of the earth

Flatten all your messy wet petals

keep the sweetness in your dreams

Plant you in my heart, may you and I never wither. "

After reciting a song, Han Xuandong thought about it for a while and thought it was not bad, so he quickly picked up a pen and wrote it down, and asked Xian Sucao with a smile: "How is this "Rainy Night Rose" I improvised? Not bad? Shall I read it to you again?"

Xian Sucao, who was about to enter the bathroom, paused after hearing the words, and after a long silence, suddenly blushed, turned around and kicked Han Xuandong's ass fiercely: "Hooligan!!!"